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NetherlandsRate tatooBernd2021-06-18 20:05:16 · 5yNo. 116207reply
TurkeyBernd2021-06-18 20:13:13 · 5yNo. 116209reply
Very philosophical, i wonder what it really means.

United States.Bernd2021-06-18 13:47:01 · 5yNo. 116184reply
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United StatesBernd2021-06-18 13:50:35 · 5yNo. 116186reply
GermanyBernd2021-06-18 14:16:21 · 5yNo. 116188sagereply
United StatesBernd2021-06-18 14:36:44 · 5yNo. 116190reply
TurkeyBernd2021-06-18 14:41:03 · 5yNo. 116191reply
Ok merci pour votre le contribusiob

GermanyBernd2021-06-16 12:10:51 · 5yNo. 115939reply
I feel like all good stories are about old stuff. WW1, WW2, nazis, cold war, post soviet, early US history, etc.
Are there any recent happenings that sparked interesting stories?
 
Fukushima: No
9/11: No
Moon landing: not really
Wars in the middle east: No
Corona: so far not
Princess Diana: lol no
Yugoslav Wars: No
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GermanyBernd2021-06-17 06:21:26 · 5yNo. 116068reply
The pandemic was pretty interesting and surreal in the beginning. I remember going to the supermarket for the first time with everyone wearing masks and they used plastic wrap as protection.
But what kind of story can you even tell about it?
Have there been any heroic acts that make for a good story?
SloveniaBernd2021-06-17 09:48:47 · 5yNo. 116077reply
>Have there been any heroic acts that make for a good story?
There have been a couple.
 
There were two instagram brolads in Slovenia, who filed an order for 40% cheaper than everyone else and got the deal, ending up embarrassing the medical equipment mafia by demonstrating that it is, in fact, possible to buy shit much cheaper than they sell it to public hospitals. The seethe from media establishment covering the back of those usurers was a sight to behold.
I'm sure there were stories in other countries too.
New ZealandBernd2021-06-17 11:30:17 · 5yNo. 116080reply
It bothers me the plastic dividers installed at every store, bank and area with teller interaction, still remain in place. I can't hear shit if they're talking behind their useless dividers, so I keep ducking around them and actually conversing with the teller like a normal human being.
I weep to see how foul it's become in other countries, but these situations are the new normal.
GermanyBernd2021-06-18 07:34:14 · 5yNo. 116171reply
We also have these dividers everywhere, it's terrible.
 
based

NetherlandsBernd2021-06-16 21:27:55 · 5yNo. 115970reply
Without edgelord Trump memes are shit today
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SloveniaBernd2021-06-17 21:35:02 · 5yNo. 116146reply
Observations from 1945:
>Outside a radius 1km from the ground center, there are almost no damage in a concrete building.
Almost. No. Damage. Concrete in general. Not "reinforced military grade bunker certified concrete".
GermanyBernd2021-06-17 21:56:34 · 5yNo. 116151reply
And it was a fucking 10kt bomb, if you have bad luck a bomb 100 times that force will explode over your fucking town.
 
YOU WILL DIE
 
Just because a fucking conrete building might survive the blast doesnt mean you do. Many Such buildings have simple glass fronts, the blast and heat will go right through and kill anyone that is inside. Jesus christ.
SloveniaBernd2021-06-17 22:06:50 · 5yNo. 116153reply
>if you have bad luck a bomb 100 times that force will explode over your fucking town.
Only means I will need to be 10x as far away from ground zero to be equally safe. Simple as!
NorwayBernd2021-06-18 06:36:41 · 5yNo. 116170reply
Nuclear bombs are healthy in moderation

MoscowBernd2021-06-18 05:42:33 · 5yNo. 116166reply
A N E C D O T E

GermanyTHIS BUTTON STOPS GLOBAL WARMINGBernd2021-06-16 23:30:02 · 5yNo. 116026reply
...because it instantly kills 95% of all humans.
This includes you, your friends and your family too.
 
Would you press it?
 
Me: no but i might yolo slap it some day
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TurkeyBernd2021-06-17 14:19:16 · 5yNo. 116098reply
>why should it be habitable?
Maybe cause its not -70C full year there anymore?
What fucking swamps are you talking about? Honestly you should put a little more effort into your posts.
BrazilBernd2021-06-17 15:42:48 · 5yNo. 116100reply
I like warm.
FinlandBernd2021-06-17 16:07:56 · 5yNo. 116106reply
So it would kill far more people than climate change ever could?
SwedenBernd2021-06-17 22:19:11 · 5yNo. 116155reply
>>schizo shit

PolandBernd2021-06-17 08:03:50 · 5yNo. 116073reply
I think I'll have some candy
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GermanyBernd2021-06-17 20:37:33 · 5yNo. 116127reply
This kills your brain.
GermanyBernd2021-06-17 20:44:50 · 5yNo. 116132reply
Do you really enjoy benzos?
What is so good about them?
 
t. never tried but thinks they are lame
SloveniaBernd2021-06-17 21:05:04 · 5yNo. 116139reply
candy isn't good for you
if you want a nutritious GABAᴀ agonist eat this shroom insteda
it is tasted very gud
GermanyBernd2021-06-17 21:44:54 · 5yNo. 116149reply
0 worrys you feel like all the happy people in instagram
 
Jezus... when he can get benzos he can also get Pregabalin or Gabapentin.

NorwayBernd2021-06-17 09:45:53 · 5yNo. 116076reply
>Hmmm today I will jump off a cliff with a rope attached to my body
Keinbernds are strange... who came up with this? Who benefits?
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FinlandBenefits are thusBernd2021-06-17 16:04:17 · 5yNo. 116104reply
It is a memorable experience and gives you some kind of bragging rights. It also damages the brain, allowing you to simplify your life and thought process.
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-17 17:04:20 · 5yNo. 116107reply
 
Who mourned those like ever?
GermanyBernd2021-06-17 20:43:21 · 5yNo. 116131reply
It looks like fun but I'd rather try parachuting.
GermanyBernd2021-06-17 20:47:01 · 5yNo. 116133reply
I think its just for the thrill seeking. I never understood it either, same with skydiving. Its just risk taking for very little gain i think.


United StatesBernd2021-06-17 13:06:02 · 5yNo. 116086reply
I'm a racist
 
t. Dutch guy
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BrazilBernd2021-06-17 17:59:23 · 5yNo. 116113reply
What's your least favorite race and why
New ZealandBernd2021-06-17 18:00:24 · 5yNo. 116114reply
Brazilians make me butthurt. Male and female macacos always try to fug me and I just can't stand me.
BrazilBernd2021-06-17 18:09:32 · 5yNo. 116115reply
If you're a sexy kiwi then you're the one to blame
GermanyBernd2021-06-17 20:00:27 · 5yNo. 116120reply
post boipucci.

BulgariaBernd2021-06-16 13:22:01 · 5yNo. 115943reply
ah europe... what a place
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TurkeyBernd2021-06-17 14:20:59 · 5yNo. 116099reply
Commie lies, Norway is rich wectern contry.
BrazilBernd2021-06-17 15:43:27 · 5yNo. 116101reply
It's ugly as fuck.
FinlandBernd2021-06-17 16:05:04 · 5yNo. 116105reply
well it is just an industrial building
New ZealandBernd2021-06-17 17:57:53 · 5yNo. 116111reply
Best place to pick them up.

United StatesBernd2021-06-11 13:21:35 · 5yNo. 115755reply
I earn $6000 per month brutto and I hate my life
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New ZealandBernd2021-06-14 00:54:05 · 5yNo. 115863reply
I'm thinking about quitting my job and going back to a vineyard or getting a job at a fastfood joint. I woke up on Sunday after three hours of sleep and couldn't open my left hand. Upon opening it, the tendons weren't opening properly creating this popping sensation for the next ten minutes, until I reapplied my sleeping brace. Only my left ring finger is affected now but damn, I feel that this is a warning sign of where my body is headed after a few years of working hard and sleeping rough.
FinlandBernd2021-06-14 07:44:20 · 5yNo. 115868reply
the duality of man
BrazilBernd2021-06-14 13:36:32 · 5yNo. 115875reply
Yeah, that's not fucking good. You should really take care of yourself
TurkeyBernd2021-06-16 23:35:21 · 5yNo. 116033reply
Proper sleep absolutely a must, fix that shit asap bro.

NetherlandsBernd2021-06-11 14:22:44 · 5yNo. 115761reply
Cant post on kohl because of proxy.
 
But what the actual fuck? Am I being schizo? I noticed that recently. Somehow posts are created according to shit I might be looking on youtube. Am I schizo or datamining has got to this level?
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NetherlandsBernd2021-06-15 02:31:24 · 5yNo. 115903reply
Who am I?
United StatesBernd2021-06-15 04:19:27 · 5yNo. 115905reply
Youtube will suggest the same videos to a large portion of viewers. Likely based on some categorization system. Most bernds are probably in the same category, and end up posting whatever youtube puts on their homepage. More than once I've been about to post a video, just to find that someone posted it only minutes before me.
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-15 14:49:49 · 5yNo. 115915reply
Yes, I agree on all that and with what others have already said. My only question is, are there bots creating threads according to such data? Norwayball said yes of course.
SloveniaBernd2021-06-16 15:49:07 · 5yNo. 115953reply
Hmm. Bots, creating thredas ons kacey's?
Whom benefits?

TexasBernd2021-06-14 22:05:07 · 5yNo. 115893reply
i was puking earlier today and i didn't know i had to shit so when i heaved i blasted diarrhea all over the floor
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GermanyBernd2021-06-15 00:07:06 · 5yNo. 115900reply
I once vomited 33 times in a row.
 
The first 2 hits went into the toilets' sink.
I felt so incredibly bad that I was afraid of entering the kitchen to clean my hands because there are many huge knives and I really did consider stabbing myself with a knife to end the pain a valuable choice.
 
I got so scared so I ran to the shower instead and sat down for a while with some warm water running down my back to calm down.
Then I vomited again. More food came out, im reverse order to what I have eaten before.
 
I continued vomiting.
Now some white liquid, probably gastric acid, started to gush out my mouth (and nose) whenever I vomited.
 
After I puked around 15 times in total, I could feel how my stomach was already completely empty. Upon vomiting, I could feel the inner walls of my stomach crashing against each other, trying to press up some food that already wasn't there.
This continued for a while, and every single time I vomit it felt like there was a big dildo being rammed up my throat from the stomach.
 
Eventually I puked blood and THAT was the point when I started to be scared.
But after 33 times of vomiting in total, it suddenly stopped and only 30m later I could somehow sit and talk normally to my cousins again.
GermanyBernd2021-06-15 17:46:40 · 5yNo. 115919reply
Good to know. Pics?
 
>it felt like there was a big dildo being rammed up my throat from the stomach
Would you have preferred the opposite direction? Did you coom? Also I'm proud of you for keeping count during all this.
GermanyBernd2021-06-15 18:07:24 · 5yNo. 115920reply
>Would you have preferred the opposite direction?
no
>Did you coom?
bernd pls
>Also I'm proud of you for keeping count during all this.
Nobody I told this story believes me but I actually did count and it was exactly 33 times.
SloveniaBernd2021-06-16 15:43:01 · 5yNo. 115951reply
I once puked so hard I puked bile.
It was tasted atrocious.
 
Additional info: it was after drinkenings
 
>I actually did count and it was exactly 33 times.
It was casey tyre.
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