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NetherlandsBernd2021-07-02 12:13:49 · 5yNo. 116884reply
So we have this hostility to the external world because of the superstition, the myth, the absolutely unfounded theory that you, yourself, exist only inside your skin.
 
Now I want to propose another idea altogether.
 
you’re not something that’s a result of the big bang. You’re not something that is a sort of puppet on the end of the process. You are still the process. You are the big bang, the original force of the universe, coming on as whoever you are.
 
See, when I meet you, I see not just what you define yourself as–Mr so-and- so, Ms so-and-so, Mrs so-and-so–I see every one of you as the primordial energy of the universe coming on at me in this particular way.
 
I know I’m that, too.
NorwayBernd2021-07-02 13:31:39 · 5yNo. 116885reply
AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GermanyBernd2021-07-02 21:00:46 · 5yNo. 116907reply
might as well kys nothing is lost in universe

FinlandBernd2021-06-29 12:37:12 · 5yNo. 116792reply
How do I get another job?
How long is it fugging going to take?
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FinlandBernd2021-07-01 13:56:05 · 5yNo. 116861reply
New ZealandBernd2021-07-01 21:32:42 · 5yNo. 116873reply
Da. I'll be starting Monday.
FinlandBernd2021-07-02 10:26:40 · 5yNo. 116882reply
how the fug is the NZ welfare office that effective
New ZealandBernd2021-07-02 17:24:08 · 5yNo. 116896reply
I can't even explain it or how its an issue they tried to offer me a benefit first instead of employment, and to top that off, I'm not even a resident of the country.
Every other place I've gone to in search of work has failed to rustle well paying work or stable employment. By nature, labour agencies are scum but efficient at navigating around the issues of drug testing, and irresponsible employees who can't be fired due to NZ reasonable employment laws.
Overall I'm pleased and it feels like I found a really good trick. The job board at this office listed at least thirty to forty more jobs than private job boards and I barely had to do anything except breathe, say yes, and present my passport.

NetherlandsBernd2021-07-02 13:46:27 · 5yNo. 116889reply
There is a damn quote I am trying to find about alcohol but I just cant find it.
Its something like 'Intelligent people who realize the state of the world drink themselves to stop thinking' or something like that.
 
Any help?
 
pic unrelated
NetherlandsBernd2021-07-02 13:50:52 · 5yNo. 116890reply
maybe it says something like 'smart people either drink themselves or kill themselves'
BrazilBernd2021-07-02 13:56:24 · 5yNo. 116891reply

United StatesEpochCraftBernd2021-06-30 22:51:57 · 5yNo. 116844reply
Hello Bernd,
 
Some of us are playing EpochCraft
 
It's basically an /int/craft spinoff, you roleplay as kingdoms and city-states during the Wars of the Diadochi. There is a lot of diplomacy autism involved
 
The server is running custom mods on a custom map made by dedicated devs, so there is chariot and pike warfare, period accurate weapons, bronze armor and linothorax, period accurate building blocks, ancient ruins, support for exporting hentai to maps etc.
 
Some of us are playing as Pontus, our national Discord is here: https://discord.gg/hvbHA2RDsq
 
The server opens to the public tomorrow at 3PM EST, come join us (select Pontus in #nation-select). You'll need to be whitelisted to play (get your IGN and discord tag verified), the server discord link is here: https://discord.gg/NXtV57Xrd5
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AustraliaBernd2021-07-01 15:07:40 · 5yNo. 116863reply
Yeah, this is definitely a Bernd faction. I'm the king, Greenkitten, and I have led a few Bernd factions on other servers (Such as the Holy Krautchan Empire on civcraft.) On the last server we played on, /int/craft, there were a fair few Bernds split up amongst a few nations, so this time we are trying to unite.
 
Because I'm Australian I'm quite hands off as a leader due to timezones, so don't be shy about any of that, the title of "king" is more of a formality. We do want to go full autism and write all sorts of documents and treaties, so I'll need a lot of advisors to help me flesh out the nation and help build the lore.
 
>Do you also have an economy on there?
Yeah, its looking like there will be something. I'm not sure how pronounced it will be, but the admins are requesting markets to be built in the capital cities for shops and it seems necessary for a few items. So I know we'll need a few merchants.
 
Last server we played was WW1 themed and had all sorts of unique plugins, this one is looking to be the same. Same old basic minecraft you know and love but with enough difference to keep it new and interesting.
GermanyBernd2021-07-01 17:08:15 · 5yNo. 116865reply
Hm, if I was still a student I'd be playing there 24/7.
SloveniaBernd2021-07-01 17:27:30 · 5yNo. 116867reply
>Same old basic minecraft you know and love
If only.
When I was in school some of my frens were getting into it but I played other stuffs.
And later when I stopped playing it was my brother and cousin having fun with minecraft.
I really feel like I'm some kind of community pariah because I am not interested in vidya anymore. Such cases.
United StatesBernd2021-07-02 01:12:35 · 5yNo. 116876reply
Bump

NetherlandsBernd2021-06-26 21:07:47 · 5yNo. 116680reply
 
many people are socked when they encounter death in our civilization because nobody has told them, not really, that everybody around them is going to die
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MoscowBernd2021-06-27 17:48:54 · 5yNo. 116719reply
NorwayBernd2021-06-27 17:59:01 · 5yNo. 116720reply
You will get ill and die slowly most likely :)
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-27 18:21:49 · 5yNo. 116721reply
Very nice!
 
>Acid 1992
 
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-30 12:47:15 · 5yNo. 116836reply

SloveniaBernd2021-06-26 17:46:38 · 5yNo. 116666reply
Linkedin keeps informing me that "I have 36 unread notifications" or "17 people are noticing me" or that "I appeared in 5 searches this week" and yet my linkedin is half empty and i'm ashamed of how terrible it looks
How am I to manage?
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NorwayBernd2021-06-29 15:09:49 · 5yNo. 116797reply
Simply manage better
BrazilBernd2021-06-29 17:22:58 · 5yNo. 116802reply
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-30 04:15:10 · 5yNo. 116830reply
ehh. Hope for the best, but expect the worst
New ZealandBernd2021-06-30 05:16:50 · 5yNo. 116832reply
heuhuehue

NetherlandsBernd2021-06-29 17:51:01 · 5yNo. 116807reply
Are you going to fight against US imperialism in the coming war with China?
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SloveniaBernd2021-06-29 21:49:37 · 5yNo. 116824reply
Sorry to inform you but Europe is set to be the winner.
Besides, I'm not a traitor.
GermanyBernd2021-06-29 23:45:06 · 5yNo. 116827reply
I don't care.
I will chill as much as I can but when it gets dangerous I'll be one of the firs to run away.
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-29 23:45:17 · 5yNo. 116828reply
CanadaBernd2021-06-30 12:57:54 · 5yNo. 116837sagereply

MoscowUKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINEBernd2021-06-29 21:42:55 · 5yNo. 116823reply
GermanyBernd2021-06-29 22:04:31 · 5yNo. 116825reply
Slava Ukraini!

NorwayBernd2021-06-28 14:19:15 · 5yNo. 116759reply
Neighbours left trash outside for an hour.
A bunch of seagulls came and teared all their trash apart.
Seagulls are not apex predators but they are for sure apex dickheads.
 
It was pretty funny, I give it a 8/10 for entertainment value.
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New ZealandBernd2021-06-29 06:19:25 · 5yNo. 116786reply
Have you tried telling her directly what the issue is?
NorwayBernd2021-06-29 10:57:30 · 5yNo. 116788reply
Just imagine a regiment of seagulls attacking trash outside a house. Stealing food. Making a lot of noise. Then leaving after their raid.
United StatesBernd2021-06-29 12:17:08 · 5yNo. 116789reply
GermanyBernd2021-06-29 15:37:10 · 5yNo. 116798reply
It was swabian tier.
 
If my imagination had the power to distract me from my shitty life, I wouldn't be here.

SwedenBernd2021-06-17 05:51:44 · 5yNo. 116064reply
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
 
 
 
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
 
 
 
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
 
 
 
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
 
 
 
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
 
 
 
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
 
 
 
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
 
 
 
Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
 
 
 
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
 
 
 
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
 
 
 
The clerk replied, "Because you're in a Grocery Store"
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TurkeyBernd2021-06-20 21:14:01 · 5yNo. 116371reply
These honestly look like porn comics
NorwayBernd2021-06-21 07:09:13 · 5yNo. 116382reply
It's a children's comic. Germans have a sense of humour after all.
New ZealandBernd2021-06-21 10:47:00 · 5yNo. 116386reply
Surely someone has made r34 of them.
United KingdomBernd2021-06-29 05:17:42 · 5yNo. 116781reply
The best life experiences are free

United StatesBernd2021-06-22 23:24:09 · 5yNo. 116461reply
I received $100000 today.
 
What do?
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FinlandBernd2021-06-27 08:26:17 · 5yNo. 116699reply
a double bottom is in the making on the day chart
trend will be reversed
maybe
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-27 11:35:02 · 5yNo. 116706reply
Tommorow the weather will be sunny but it is going to rain if it isnt cloudy. There is also high chance of snow and maybe heatwaves.
United StatesBernd2021-06-27 18:49:57 · 5yNo. 116723reply
Add to your bank account
RomaniaBernd2021-06-28 22:16:02 · 5yNo. 116776reply
invest in eastern poland

New ZealandBernd2021-06-28 21:44:18 · 5yNo. 116773reply
YouTube: 0jUWlltvgsA-rcmfwopiY3s&index=25
GermanyBernd2021-06-28 22:08:07 · 5yNo. 116775reply
did she say hold on fsggot? xD

New ZealandBernd2021-06-27 21:41:45 · 5yNo. 116732reply
So I quit my job, and I've wasted the last few weeks doing nothing. Out of the blue my only friend, offered me an opportunity to work at his former job as an inventory sorter and said I could crash at his place.
Problems are, my friend is a covert gomo with severe autogynephilia. We were watching a movie one time and he asked me if he'd look well in a dress. My brain didn't process it well the first few seconds because he's a rather masculine looking fellow, but I had my suspicions. I told him no, that it wouldn't work because its just not possible for him to pass.
Next issue is, I'm pretty sure he'd come onto me. His text said that there's a room with lots of privacy for the two of us to hang out in.
Fucking hell. Maybe I should just go camp by the river again and smoke lots of weed for the next few months.
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GermanyBernd2021-06-28 06:44:27 · 5yNo. 116751reply
There is a guy in our IT team and we all think that he used to be a woman.
Should I tell his story?
United StatesBernd2021-06-28 12:45:41 · 5yNo. 116753reply
GermanyBernd2021-06-28 13:02:49 · 5yNo. 116754reply
Ok, get ready for a conspiracy thread tonight.
The person is known very well in my city and there are thousands of rumors about him.
New ZealandBernd2021-06-28 16:12:52 · 5yNo. 116765reply
This sounds very juicy.

New ZealandBernd2021-06-28 05:57:41 · 5yNo. 116748reply
This is what perfection looks like.
GermanyBernd2021-06-28 15:04:41 · 5yNo. 116760reply
Maybe... but certainly not with that silly border.
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-28 15:40:40 · 5yNo. 116762reply
Literally me
New ZealandBernd2021-06-28 16:11:48 · 5yNo. 116764reply
Then please find a better expression if Oblomov.
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