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Turkeynew boardBernd2021-07-04 16:30:23 · 5yNo. 116980reply
Eski toruyu diriltiyorum.
 
endchan.net/toru
NorwayBernd2021-07-04 17:44:38 · 5yNo. 116984reply
Typical kurdish thread
BrazilBernd2021-07-05 00:41:17 · 5yNo. 116991reply
How dare you bait me with Rachel Weisz into some kurd shit
New ZealandBernd2021-07-05 05:52:51 · 5yNo. 116994reply
Rachel Weisz is a fine piece of ass.

AustriaMiku - the ThredaBernd2021-07-04 09:25:20 · 5yNo. 116969reply
I hereby want people to witness that I found myself a new all time classic for Hatsune Miku.
Seems to be rather old from 2013 or something... with Miku being essentially 30yo boomer core.
 
Post your favorite Mikus in any form you want.
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GermanyBernd2021-07-04 13:01:38 · 5yNo. 116976reply
I used to train these two songs a lot in karaoke but I never nailed noushou sakuretsu girl 100%.
 
Uraomote lovers was one of the first (if not the first) vocaloid I ever heard. I was ~13 y/o and there was a small boy in LoL who sucked so hard that I actually flamed him a bit.
Turns out he was actually a girl my age in the village nexto mine, and she started to like me for whatever reason so we started to play games regularily together until we started to meet a few times and holy shit her family was so fucked up I didn't try to maintain contact to her anymore.
 
Anyway, in osu!, she showed me the song uraomote lovers and I instantly fell in love with the speed, rhythm, lyrics i used to giggle at 2:16 "sayonara baby" when it is about abortion, video and everything. Until this point I had mostly heard classical music in my life because of my parents.
GermanyBernd2021-07-04 13:12:17 · 5yNo. 116977reply
Oh yeah, the slap bassline of the second song I posted was the song who motivated me the most to buy a bass and getting into music again.
I grew up being forced to play the violin and I hated it. (my parents did the right thing).
My father disliked any kind of music except for classic and some jazz or the beatles, so my exposure to other genres than classic was really low. Most of "other music" I heard was actually video game music of my Nintendo DS, aka. Mario Kart and Pokémon BGM.
They all had some really creative and intense bass lines in common and after some time I knew them all by heart but I never knew that this deep sound I like so much comes from an instrument you can actually play.
 
And when I saw this bass cover of noushou sakuretsu girl, I couldn't resist anymore and I ran into the music store and bought my bass. I think I was 18.
GermanyBernd2021-07-04 13:18:56 · 5yNo. 116978reply
Additional info:
This used to be my desktop background from age 14 to 17.
 
Additional info two:
Other great vocaloid songs to check out are:
roshin yuukai (nice rhythmic chords and impressive vocals that are only possible with vocaloid from 1:07)
 
Freely tomorrow: (it's creator was so good at vocaloid that miku almost sounds like a human here)
 
Uminaoshi: (it has it's own atmosphere and deep lyrics)
AustriaBernd2021-07-04 13:45:42 · 5yNo. 116979reply
Obviously Triple Baka :3
 
Uraomote Lovers is on that Vocalorock mix CD I sometimes still listen, great song really!
Also kudos if you can play that bassline, I guess even if I had the skill magically in me, my fingers would simply detach 1 minute in.
Also listening to your suggestions now.
 
For me, Miku sparked my wanderlust.
It was the reason to finally decide to venture out into the world and I started smol with just flying to Hamburg and listen to a Hatsune Miku opera.
It's nice and if some Bernd has a spare evening without anything better to do, grab yourself a bottle of your preferred drink and listen to it with subtitles.
>https://youtu.be/Ey8oj8S-j3U
Basically a Miku only feature film.
 
I'm using this thread now to finally start downloading a few select titles of this guys OC playlist.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FMDtQUOHg4&list=PLWHPofmpr8C5hx5XAD8o8nsVRjIX320Ii
Attachment related. Best songs out of the playlist for me so far.

AustriaSummer Sale & overall vidya thredaBernd2021-06-25 05:13:42 · 5yNo. 116559reply
Consoomed on Steam again.
What did Bernd buy recently?
Rate each others purchase.
Share hidden gems.
 
Finally I'll get around to play that Halo thingy, so many people seem to be into that... remember getting a cracked version of Halo 1 after release some years ago, but it would CTD on that first space ship level.
Got some turn based tactics too, those are always fine and underappreciated.
And I'm about to swallow the Tohou pill, now in rogue-like form!
 
Still planning on getting the new Nier remaster at some point, but I think I need some holiday for that to play it in a weed & tears fueled gaming frenzy like it was for the very transformative experience that was Nier:Automata.
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AustriaBernd2021-07-04 06:48:52 · 5yNo. 116963reply
Last time I booted it up I installed too many mods and it became unstable, so I quit after 10 hours or so as the constant crashes would get on me nerves.
Does playing it in Spanish deliver that "Donte" experience? I can imagine exchanging the battle music with generic bullfighting music.
>https://youtu.be/gysInpOUG1o?t=1005
AustriaBernd2021-07-04 06:55:26 · 5yNo. 116964reply
Operated tactically with high speed/low drag to Agroprom now.
I got a side mission there to deliver some tools and then I'm going to tackle the first of the many main goals with exploring the Agroprom Underground.
NorwayBernd2021-07-04 08:50:48 · 5yNo. 116968reply
Just wait until you hear one of the power attack cries. Fits well with the music.
AustriaBernd2021-07-04 09:35:21 · 5yNo. 116971reply
I...it's... beautiful Bernd!
First time I'd have some motivation to play a pure melee build.
Doesn't even need all that many mods, just the Spaniards grunting and some music off yt.
I need to keep that on my mind!

United StatesrateBernd2021-07-04 02:03:48 · 5yNo. 116955reply
I just measured my benis length and girth and learned it is within the average range
New ZealandBernd2021-07-04 04:33:33 · 5yNo. 116959reply
That girl has a very strange profile.
FinlandBernd2021-07-04 07:10:53 · 5yNo. 116965reply
Don't make any more muh dick threads you fugging bydlos

GermanyShitpostBernd2021-07-03 21:48:42 · 5yNo. 116948reply
Been posting here since 6 months now and it only got a little bit better faster
NetherlandsBernd2021-07-03 21:51:09 · 5yNo. 116949reply
I have been shitposting here for less than 6 months and I believe I always raise the quality of the imageboard
NorwayBernd2021-07-03 21:56:35 · 5yNo. 116950reply
Are you sonic? I don't care that much about board speed.
GermanyBernd2021-07-03 22:26:17 · 5yNo. 116951reply
No but opening bernd.group a few tikes a day is part of my routine already, seeing no new posts when shitting is always saddening.
FinlandrequestBernd2021-07-04 06:44:40 · 5yNo. 116962reply
pls don't post literal shit it's too gross

United StatesBernd2021-07-03 16:21:54 · 5yNo. 116935reply
Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. Bill Gates is a pedo and posts on kohlchan. "Russian" jews control the Kremlin. TempleOS is my operating system.
MoscowBernd2021-07-03 16:26:13 · 5yNo. 116936reply
GermanyBernd2021-07-03 16:47:49 · 5yNo. 116939reply
You have to go back
NorwayBernd2021-07-03 17:09:47 · 5yNo. 116941reply
Satanic anglo-jews use their music & pornography to destroy traditional cultures and incorporate everyone into their bland neoliberal hegemony.
CanadaBernd2021-07-03 17:20:54 · 5yNo. 116942reply
Keyed af

GermanyBernd2021-07-02 17:04:45 · 5yNo. 116893reply
Oh no I'm outnumbered
FinlandBernd2021-07-03 10:33:58 · 5yNo. 116918reply
Best not start a world war then if you know what I mean
NorwayBernd2021-07-03 11:15:32 · 5yNo. 116919reply
Best hope the anglo doesn't start another world war
AustriaBernd2021-07-03 12:25:59 · 5yNo. 116920reply
Dude, I got your back.
Just say you forced me to do this, should shit hit the fan!

SwedenBernd2021-06-23 20:42:58 · 5yNo. 116505reply
Buying things to make me less depressed
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GermanyBernd2021-07-01 11:30:42 · 5yNo. 116858reply
Perhaps you should try a more minimalistic lifestyle? You are drowning in goods which other people might be super happy about if they only had a tenth of it.
GermanyBernd2021-07-01 11:31:12 · 5yNo. 116859reply
Norway can't instantly buy all this?
Fake news!
BrazilBernd2021-07-02 19:38:08 · 5yNo. 116904reply
Are you poor? Aftershave isn't that expensive
NorwayBernd2021-07-02 21:09:30 · 5yNo. 116909reply
I'm on a budget. Anyway it's a specific aftershave and it's out of stock or has high shipping costs. Looks like I'm out of luck.

New ZealandBernd2021-07-02 04:00:59 · 5yNo. 116877reply
I live in a hostel, and get my linen changed once a week. Since I have a good relationship with the manager, she tells me how it is without any resistance.
>Bernd, your room smells like dead animals
Huehue, and I kept playing some improvisation jazz, but it got me wondering how our own pheromones impregnate our belongings. Truth be told, I rather enjoy smelling and having a room smell like me. It brings me comfort that can't be bought.
I also suspect my ketogenic diet is the major reason why I foul up everywhere I go, and I'm damn proud of it.
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FinlandBernd2021-07-02 18:46:06 · 5yNo. 116902reply
how is that keto?
New ZealandBernd2021-07-02 19:06:23 · 5yNo. 116903reply
Its sort of keto, though it really isn't but it sorta is but I did notice my body odour become more acidic as I changed to this diet.
SloveniaBernd2021-07-02 20:24:56 · 5yNo. 116906reply
my body odour wasn't really acidic when on keto (even though I always eat shitloads of sauerkraut when)
are you sure you aren't just fucking up your liver?
NorwayBernd2021-07-02 21:03:22 · 5yNo. 116908reply
You use chlorine as body soap??!

NetherlandsBernd2021-07-02 12:13:49 · 5yNo. 116884reply
So we have this hostility to the external world because of the superstition, the myth, the absolutely unfounded theory that you, yourself, exist only inside your skin.
 
Now I want to propose another idea altogether.
 
you’re not something that’s a result of the big bang. You’re not something that is a sort of puppet on the end of the process. You are still the process. You are the big bang, the original force of the universe, coming on as whoever you are.
 
See, when I meet you, I see not just what you define yourself as–Mr so-and- so, Ms so-and-so, Mrs so-and-so–I see every one of you as the primordial energy of the universe coming on at me in this particular way.
 
I know I’m that, too.
NorwayBernd2021-07-02 13:31:39 · 5yNo. 116885reply
AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GermanyBernd2021-07-02 21:00:46 · 5yNo. 116907reply
might as well kys nothing is lost in universe

FinlandBernd2021-06-29 12:37:12 · 5yNo. 116792reply
How do I get another job?
How long is it fugging going to take?
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FinlandBernd2021-07-01 13:56:05 · 5yNo. 116861reply
New ZealandBernd2021-07-01 21:32:42 · 5yNo. 116873reply
Da. I'll be starting Monday.
FinlandBernd2021-07-02 10:26:40 · 5yNo. 116882reply
how the fug is the NZ welfare office that effective
New ZealandBernd2021-07-02 17:24:08 · 5yNo. 116896reply
I can't even explain it or how its an issue they tried to offer me a benefit first instead of employment, and to top that off, I'm not even a resident of the country.
Every other place I've gone to in search of work has failed to rustle well paying work or stable employment. By nature, labour agencies are scum but efficient at navigating around the issues of drug testing, and irresponsible employees who can't be fired due to NZ reasonable employment laws.
Overall I'm pleased and it feels like I found a really good trick. The job board at this office listed at least thirty to forty more jobs than private job boards and I barely had to do anything except breathe, say yes, and present my passport.

NetherlandsBernd2021-07-02 13:46:27 · 5yNo. 116889reply
There is a damn quote I am trying to find about alcohol but I just cant find it.
Its something like 'Intelligent people who realize the state of the world drink themselves to stop thinking' or something like that.
 
Any help?
 
pic unrelated
NetherlandsBernd2021-07-02 13:50:52 · 5yNo. 116890reply
maybe it says something like 'smart people either drink themselves or kill themselves'
BrazilBernd2021-07-02 13:56:24 · 5yNo. 116891reply

United StatesEpochCraftBernd2021-06-30 22:51:57 · 5yNo. 116844reply
Hello Bernd,
 
Some of us are playing EpochCraft
 
It's basically an /int/craft spinoff, you roleplay as kingdoms and city-states during the Wars of the Diadochi. There is a lot of diplomacy autism involved
 
The server is running custom mods on a custom map made by dedicated devs, so there is chariot and pike warfare, period accurate weapons, bronze armor and linothorax, period accurate building blocks, ancient ruins, support for exporting hentai to maps etc.
 
Some of us are playing as Pontus, our national Discord is here: https://discord.gg/hvbHA2RDsq
 
The server opens to the public tomorrow at 3PM EST, come join us (select Pontus in #nation-select). You'll need to be whitelisted to play (get your IGN and discord tag verified), the server discord link is here: https://discord.gg/NXtV57Xrd5
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AustraliaBernd2021-07-01 15:07:40 · 5yNo. 116863reply
Yeah, this is definitely a Bernd faction. I'm the king, Greenkitten, and I have led a few Bernd factions on other servers (Such as the Holy Krautchan Empire on civcraft.) On the last server we played on, /int/craft, there were a fair few Bernds split up amongst a few nations, so this time we are trying to unite.
 
Because I'm Australian I'm quite hands off as a leader due to timezones, so don't be shy about any of that, the title of "king" is more of a formality. We do want to go full autism and write all sorts of documents and treaties, so I'll need a lot of advisors to help me flesh out the nation and help build the lore.
 
>Do you also have an economy on there?
Yeah, its looking like there will be something. I'm not sure how pronounced it will be, but the admins are requesting markets to be built in the capital cities for shops and it seems necessary for a few items. So I know we'll need a few merchants.
 
Last server we played was WW1 themed and had all sorts of unique plugins, this one is looking to be the same. Same old basic minecraft you know and love but with enough difference to keep it new and interesting.
GermanyBernd2021-07-01 17:08:15 · 5yNo. 116865reply
Hm, if I was still a student I'd be playing there 24/7.
SloveniaBernd2021-07-01 17:27:30 · 5yNo. 116867reply
>Same old basic minecraft you know and love
If only.
When I was in school some of my frens were getting into it but I played other stuffs.
And later when I stopped playing it was my brother and cousin having fun with minecraft.
I really feel like I'm some kind of community pariah because I am not interested in vidya anymore. Such cases.
United StatesBernd2021-07-02 01:12:35 · 5yNo. 116876reply
Bump

NetherlandsBernd2021-06-26 21:07:47 · 5yNo. 116680reply
 
many people are socked when they encounter death in our civilization because nobody has told them, not really, that everybody around them is going to die
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MoscowBernd2021-06-27 17:48:54 · 5yNo. 116719reply
NorwayBernd2021-06-27 17:59:01 · 5yNo. 116720reply
You will get ill and die slowly most likely :)
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-27 18:21:49 · 5yNo. 116721reply
Very nice!
 
>Acid 1992
 
NetherlandsBernd2021-06-30 12:47:15 · 5yNo. 116836reply
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