This is very humorous.
You guys are probably dying to learn that I re-measured my cock yesterday, this time pressing the ruler down to the bone as required for official measurings. Turns out I'm not a 15cm cuck but a 16cm bull! Then today I went on a Tinder date and after 20 min of walking the woman said that it doesn't really click with me but I'm a nice guy, have a nice day, yada, yada, yada, and then she turned 360° and walked away. That bitch doesn't even know what she's missing...
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Well, I already have another date tomorrow with a woman who seems kind of cute and funny. I even have another match in the pipeline, a semi-attractive nigress that I wouldn't rule out a date with. Weird, I don't usually have more than one option at a time... such excitening times I wonder how I will mess up domorrow haha :---DDDD
>I like myself a lot now and I am able to find people that are worth spending time with and create deep friendships with them irl.
>but in the relationship that I sadly destroyed due to 404 XP I already learned a lot
kein/10 - and that's actually a good thing, you know? I said "no offense" because you act as if being a Bernd was desirable. Enjoy it, you don't seem to be too bad a person for a kein.
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I hereby want people to witness that I found myself a new all time classic for Hatsune Miku.
Seems to be rather old from 2013 or something... with Miku being essentially 30yo boomer core.
Post your favorite Mikus in any form you want.
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I used to train these two songs a lot in karaoke but I never nailed noushou sakuretsu girl 100%.
Uraomote lovers was one of the first (if not the first) vocaloid I ever heard. I was ~13 y/o and there was a small boy in LoL who sucked so hard that I actually flamed him a bit.
Turns out he was actually a girl my age in the village nexto mine, and she started to like me for whatever reason so we started to play games regularily together until we started to meet a few times and holy shit her family was so fucked up I didn't try to maintain contact to her anymore.
Anyway, in osu!, she showed me the song uraomote lovers and I instantly fell in love with the speed, rhythm, lyrics i used to giggle at 2:16 "sayonara baby" when it is about abortion, video and everything. Until this point I had mostly heard classical music in my life because of my parents.
Oh yeah, the slap bassline of the second song I posted was the song who motivated me the most to buy a bass and getting into music again.
I grew up being forced to play the violin and I hated it. (my parents did the right thing).
My father disliked any kind of music except for classic and some jazz or the beatles, so my exposure to other genres than classic was really low. Most of "other music" I heard was actually video game music of my Nintendo DS, aka. Mario Kart and Pokémon BGM.
They all had some really creative and intense bass lines in common and after some time I knew them all by heart but I never knew that this deep sound I like so much comes from an instrument you can actually play.
And when I saw this bass cover of noushou sakuretsu girl, I couldn't resist anymore and I ran into the music store and bought my bass. I think I was 18.
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This used to be my desktop background from age 14 to 17.
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Other great vocaloid songs to check out are:
roshin yuukai (nice rhythmic chords and impressive vocals that are only possible with vocaloid from 1:07)
Freely tomorrow: (it's creator was so good at vocaloid that miku almost sounds like a human here)
Uminaoshi: (it has it's own atmosphere and deep lyrics)
Obviously Triple Baka :3
Uraomote Lovers is on that Vocalorock mix CD I sometimes still listen, great song really!
Also kudos if you can play that bassline, I guess even if I had the skill magically in me, my fingers would simply detach 1 minute in.
Also listening to your suggestions now.
For me, Miku sparked my wanderlust.
It was the reason to finally decide to venture out into the world and I started smol with just flying to Hamburg and listen to a Hatsune Miku opera.
It's nice and if some Bernd has a spare evening without anything better to do, grab yourself a bottle of your preferred drink and listen to it with subtitles.
>https://youtu.be/Ey8oj8S-j3U
Basically a Miku only feature film.
I'm using this thread now to finally start downloading a few select titles of this guys OC playlist.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FMDtQUOHg4&list=PLWHPofmpr8C5hx5XAD8o8nsVRjIX320Ii
Attachment related. Best songs out of the playlist for me so far.
Consoomed on Steam again.
What did Bernd buy recently?
Rate each others purchase.
Share hidden gems.
Finally I'll get around to play that Halo thingy, so many people seem to be into that... remember getting a cracked version of Halo 1 after release some years ago, but it would CTD on that first space ship level.
Got some turn based tactics too, those are always fine and underappreciated.
And I'm about to swallow the Tohou pill, now in rogue-like form!
Still planning on getting the new Nier remaster at some point, but I think I need some holiday for that to play it in a weed & tears fueled gaming frenzy like it was for the very transformative experience that was Nier:Automata.
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Last time I booted it up I installed too many mods and it became unstable, so I quit after 10 hours or so as the constant crashes would get on me nerves.
Does playing it in Spanish deliver that "Donte" experience? I can imagine exchanging the battle music with generic bullfighting music.
>https://youtu.be/gysInpOUG1o?t=1005
Been posting here since 6 months now and it only got a little bit better faster
Buying things to make me less depressed
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I live in a hostel, and get my linen changed once a week. Since I have a good relationship with the manager, she tells me how it is without any resistance.
>Bernd, your room smells like dead animals
Huehue, and I kept playing some improvisation jazz, but it got me wondering how our own pheromones impregnate our belongings. Truth be told, I rather enjoy smelling and having a room smell like me. It brings me comfort that can't be bought.
I also suspect my ketogenic diet is the major reason why I foul up everywhere I go, and I'm damn proud of it.
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