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SloveniaBernd2021-07-20 13:31:22 · 5yNo. 117618reply
My fingers are such.
Am I coronered?
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GermanyBernd2021-07-20 18:26:23 · 5yNo. 117636reply
blacked
GermanyBernd2021-07-20 19:17:20 · 5yNo. 117639reply
bbc fin is it you?
GermanyBernd2021-07-20 23:13:20 · 5yNo. 117648reply
it's been a while since i"ve seen you posting
 
glad to see you alive, editing nigger dicks
GermanyBernd2021-07-21 02:01:01 · 5yNo. 117659reply
Dumb joge and dumb thread tbh.

GermanyBernd2021-07-16 04:28:39 · 5yNo. 117489reply
I think I am gonna buy this.
 
Does Linux support many good emulators?
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New ZealandBernd2021-07-16 17:23:33 · 5yNo. 117505reply
>emulating pokemans in real time
A man with too much time turns to the devil.
GermanyBernd2021-07-18 18:14:57 · 5yNo. 117565reply
I reserved one 12 min after the they went online. I wonder if that's early enough to get one this year.
GermanyBernd2021-07-18 23:55:12 · 5yNo. 117566reply
Bruh just play on your phone.
GermanyBernd2021-07-19 05:23:31 · 5yNo. 117567reply
Sorry I am not 12

BrazilHELP BERNDSBernd2021-07-18 00:23:07 · 5yNo. 117557reply
I have a codegarch job interview next friday for a job in Canada and I'm extremely nervous. I'm not that good in coding, but I can be very charismatic when cornered.
 
How to not fuck this up?
New ZealandBernd2021-07-18 03:56:16 · 5yNo. 117558reply
Lie lie lie. Be sure to wear pants too.
NorwayBernd2021-07-18 07:00:50 · 5yNo. 117559reply
Simply make dealings.

CanadaBernd2021-07-17 00:29:15 · 5yNo. 117534reply
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New ZealandBernd2021-07-17 05:14:11 · 5yNo. 117535sagereply
Mintboard tier.
FinlandBernd2021-07-17 15:30:47 · 5yNo. 117547reply
There was a great video about this on the Youtube channel Alltime Conspiracies but the entire channel has been deleted since

MoscowBernd2021-07-13 04:23:44 · 5yNo. 117387reply
this board is just shit tbh
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New ZealandBernd2021-07-14 08:02:18 · 5yNo. 117444reply
I do like it. It feels like an old board where people came to post something they found amusing or relevant to their lives.
Turkeyhey ??!!Bernd2021-07-14 18:25:56 · 5yNo. 117456reply
who wants buttsex ?
SloveniaBernd2021-07-15 21:24:50 · 5yNo. 117480reply
that was the most türkish post ever
TurkeyBernd2021-07-17 07:12:30 · 5yNo. 117537reply
Lel true oil wrestling one of the gayest things that existed in the entire universe.

GermanyBernd2021-07-13 19:01:14 · 5yNo. 117422reply
Does Bernd like Warhammer?
I played Fantasy and Mordheim as a teen and I'm thinking I want to get back into it once I have a job, spare money and room. Playing seems kinda boring though tbh. I'd rather convert and paint awesome minis to get some alone time.
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FinlandBernd2021-07-15 06:54:59 · 5yNo. 117463reply
My little brother used to be into it
 
I think it's an imaginative and cool setting but the miniature game seems like a pain in the ass and a huge money sink
 
All that time painting a huge number of really detailed small figurines one by one, d-g help anyone who thinks it's worth it
GermanyBernd2021-07-16 02:10:12 · 5yNo. 117482reply
I'm listening to their podcast now. Pretty fun. I was never big into WH40k, so I'm learning a lot.
 
Recommendations?
BrazilBernd2021-07-16 17:41:56 · 5yNo. 117508reply
I like to read some lore sometimes. But as far as fictional stories/lore go, I prefer SCP
RussiaBernd2021-07-16 23:27:08 · 5yNo. 117533reply
i liked flight of eisenstein and eisenhorn series.

Saint PetersburgBernd2021-07-16 19:01:47 · 5yNo. 117511reply
Hello guys
 
what are you up to here?
 
t. visitor from kohlchan
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GermanyBernd2021-07-16 21:51:20 · 5yNo. 117529reply
calm down brent, what this board is lacking is the slavic soul
FinlandBernd2021-07-16 22:11:03 · 5yNo. 117530reply
apustaja is the most kc tier mene wtf are you talking about
New ZealandBernd2021-07-16 22:39:53 · 5yNo. 117531reply
Agreed.
Disagreed. Its been bastardized as a method of centralized memetic shitposting.
RussiaBernd2021-07-16 23:24:57 · 5yNo. 117532reply
not really.
cause of anonymity and shit.
there are cloudflare stats, but you cant say much looking at them.

Sloveniagardening'sBernd2021-05-09 16:48:15 · 5yNo. 114289reply
today's was plant potato time
 
did you know that if you have too many potato after winter over, you can put them in ground and you get at least 5 times more potato? crazy shit
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GermanyBernd2021-07-16 05:57:35 · 5yNo. 117495reply
Pumpkin update: They like the rain.
New ZealandBernd2021-07-16 17:33:24 · 5yNo. 117507reply
How much rain did you receive?
GermanyBernd2021-07-16 17:56:40 · 5yNo. 117509reply
New ZealandBernd2021-07-16 21:46:01 · 5yNo. 117527reply
mm? It's raining now and I think we've received 30mm overnight.
Edit: I just checked and it was 30mm every hour.

GermanyBernd2021-07-15 13:12:32 · 5yNo. 117467reply
Should I wake up my coworker?
I could also let him sleep so the boss finds out.

BulgariaBernd2021-07-13 21:52:28 · 5yNo. 117428reply
>banning people for using classic KC meme
 
way to go
england was always better, germany is not even second
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SloveniaBernd2021-07-13 23:28:45 · 5yNo. 117440sagereply
OP is an asshole but shouldn't be banned for it
should be banned for making this thread though
RussiaBernd2021-07-13 23:32:25 · 5yNo. 117441reply
you dont believe what exactly?
SwedenBernd2021-07-14 05:06:20 · 5yNo. 117442reply
This is a crossroad of what kc should be.
 
Either we enforce a modicum of rules which will be seen as moderators abusing their powers.
 
Or we have the bare minimum of enforcement that will lead to scat threads, 8chan migration of pedothreads, and other (traps/gore/death videos etc).
New ZealandBernd2021-07-14 08:14:01 · 5yNo. 117448reply
Thank you Hermany for defending the board.

New ZealandBernd2021-07-14 08:09:46 · 5yNo. 117446reply
I had a think, a silly thunk likely thought of before.
Imagine how enjoyable it'll be to terraform Antarctica with the varied species of trees, moss, lichens, critters and other specialty invertebrates we could toss in. It could be a man-made paradise! Or we could genetically engineer mutant trees and animals for the heck of it.

New ZealandTreeplantingBernd2021-07-05 05:50:27 · 5yNo. 116993reply
My first day was a mess. I hadn't received a text about what time I was scheduled to be picked up, so I went to bed early and awoke early just in case. I prepared my lunch, water for the day and refilled my vape and sat patiently outside my hostel awaiting my new supervisor.
My supervisor, a born and bred Maori of Northland, crushed my hand upon shaking it. Twenty three years he's been doing the same job, but he says he loves it and I couldn't find a fault with his effort in managing the crew.
So the ride to our bloc was a good hour and a bit because we had to pick up some islanders. The first coworker I met was a smiley Papua New Guinean and a Salomon Islander who could barely speak English but somehow has a Finnish accent. It's difficult to talk to these islanders due to how amusing they speak.
At the site we had to wait another half an hour because another crew was tasked with picking up the trees. A few curse words were muttered by my supervisor, a sports fanatic.
We begin planting, and it was easier than I anticipated. I bungled the initial few holes but quickly got the hang of it until we marched over the frost hardened ground. This was the challenging portion of the day because of the impossibility of finding a patch of soil to open. I spent a good ten minutes smacking a patch until I asked me supervisor to let me move on. He went to the patch of lipped dirt and began smacking his shovel away until he told me I won this round.
I follow up the hill, smacking away at the ground, hoping my feet will stop hurting and vexing myself about my urge to buy cheap gumboots. Having no sole really crafted a good pillar of pain running through both legs and my lower back. But I continued either way.
After running out of water I felt rather dumb not preparing more earlier.
And then my supervisor told me we have to leave early so I can get drug tested. Another brief interlude of shenanigans begins as he races down the mountain and speeds back to the city to make sure we get there in time. During the ride, my supervisor always responded with the most flat, stolid yeh. Anything I said was met with a flat yeh, but he soon showed emotion when he began discussing how he met his wife in a nightclub or how he got an underaged kid into a bar and escaped the cops from booting the kid out. Crazy bastard. What got me was the amount of tics this man had. He'd slam back into the seat at times and fly into these bouts of rage, screaming at the top of his lungs at the slow drivers ahead of us. "HURRY UP, YA DONKEY." "YOU FUCKING....SLOW CUNT!" "FUCKING CHRISTCHURCH WANKER!" "COME ON GREEN CAR, COME ON HURRY UP, COME ON GREENY" "YOU SLOW MOTHERFUCKER DON'T SLOW DOWN. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BRAKING YOU TWAT!" And so forth but he's alright albeit a bit short fused.
When I was getting drug tested the lady got suspicious of me when I asked for water. No fucking sympathy. I told her I was dehydrated and she dismissed it as some ploy. When I returned the cup of brown urine, she said dear dog you are really dehydrated. Fugging hell, but I passed and get to work in the rain tomorrow. Oh and there was a huge cloud of smoke from a nearby burn off in pic three. It moved in super quickly and left a few hours later.
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BrazilBernd2021-07-13 17:01:50 · 5yNo. 117414reply
Ah, I see. I misread it as aussies earned more than other nationalities
New ZealandBernd2021-07-14 08:06:27 · 5yNo. 117445reply
Why yes. Only for a wee bit in South East Asia before money was running low. I had enough to enter NZ but Aussie was a $5000 dollarydoo qualification. I could have cheated but their immigration standards are quite stringent.
Yes I believe it was a western facing slope, which will remain frosted throughout the day during the winter in this area.
And Oz has far less abusive taxes. Canada is the better of the three anglosphere cunts, but I'd make a bit less now due to inflation raping the price of commodities. Weird how it works.
New ZealandBernd2021-07-19 07:40:57 · 5yNo. 117569sagereply
Found some fungus. Not sure what variety.
Had a fantail follow me for about half an hour. It began to annoy me and suddenly disappeared. Such mysterious pirds.
New ZealandBernd2021-07-20 08:14:32 · 5yNo. 117603sagereply
Pretty boring day except the first part of it. My maori supervisor was driving us into the bloc when we spotted a deer standing in the middle of the road. It ran towards the edge of the bloc but failed to make it over the barbed wire fencing. The Fijians darted towards it like animals and grabbed it to tie it up. Turns out a hunter grazed its heda with a bullet and failed to kill it, possibly explaining why it was so weak.
They tied up the poor young deer and left it rest all day beside a stack of trees. Upon returning to it, one of them who had aided in catching it, debated to release it. It touched me as he before was thinking about cutting its throat. He unraveled the leg ties but it refused to run away. So I told him its better to just eat it. He agreed, and his countrymen helped him lift it into the back of the ATV. I thought it was disrespectful how they tossed it into the back, and how one of them hit the animal as it bucked for freedom, but it was a good observation how Fijians treat their animals and food. It was a cool dynamic situation watching and feeling the group feel like a hunter gatherer tribe.

GermanyBernd2021-07-13 19:08:48 · 5yNo. 117425reply
Why does nobody like perfidious Albion?
RussiaBernd2021-07-13 20:30:42 · 5yNo. 117427reply
fock you m8t, proofs?
BrazilBernd2021-07-13 21:56:19 · 5yNo. 117429reply
Because of culture of cockroaches

GermanyBernd2021-07-13 18:10:41 · 5yNo. 117416reply
Does Bernd browse KC on the Wayback Machine sometimes, too?
GermanyBernd2021-07-13 18:19:46 · 5yNo. 117417reply
Found one with images
https://web.archive.org/web/20160413111837/http://krautchan.net/int/
GermanyBernd2021-07-13 18:33:16 · 5yNo. 117420reply
GermanyBernd2021-07-13 18:59:23 · 5yNo. 117421reply
No. Was it really better?
t. Winnenden-Neuschuchtel
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