bitch you never meditated? that word has been used so inflationairy online, it barely means anything anymore. it is used by the same low iq people how say 'cope' and 'take your meds'. i invite you to express yourself in ways that lead you off the beaten path. that's not how you think. you don't hear someone say something dumb and think "hah! cope!".

 

if the most generic current thing is all you have to contribute to a thread then it would be better if you said nothing.

 

i noticed i just relax more and make more creative decisions when i am high on weed. you would not believe how much better i skate and dance when i had just a tiny amount of weed. it just solves some internal roadblock i have otherwise that doesn't let me access my best.

 

i had a friend that smoked weed before i even started and he was talking about this sweet spot. lol he said a lot of dumb shit. he was slightly chubby, maybe bmi 24-26. barely not normal anymore but far from obese. THE MOTHERFUCKER TOLD ME WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING TASTY TO EAT, HE EATS IT WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO STOP AND THEN WAKES UP AFTER HE HAS EATEN IT. i resented him for believing this. anyways, i degress. he was talking about this sweet spot where he had just the tiniest amount of weed and everything would go easier in social situations and now years later i think he was onto something and i would conclude the sweet spot for me is 2 (in words: two) puffs*, two inhalations, that is all that is necessary for me to get the slight weed advantage.

 

 

the human body has quite remarkable regenration abilities. if you seek for ways to be more healthy, you would be completely shocked to what is possible. i was banned on kohl for discussing it but lemme tell you this about it even though you didn't ask: when your skin has a lot of pimples that means your body is still healthy enough not to encapsulate the shit. you want the kind of body you have, the one that sends metabolic waste out the pores. because if you can't pee the stuff out and you can't sweat it out, it has to stay in the body and turn into tumors.

 

*puffs

You got to be seriously disabled if you can't get laid in Russia surrounded by turbo horny Russian girls basically pouncing on you everywhere

If you have strong preferences on small vs big boobs, red hair vs blonde hair and things like that, you are probably a very close minded virgin.

 

I used to be similar, then I started actually having sex with women and realised these details are superficial and meaningless. There are really nice small tits, there are really nice big tits, etc. Focusing on them first is just a way to cripple yourself and deprive yourself of wonderful experiences.

 

I know it's not the point of this thread, but I already see Bernds squabbling about it.

Thank you for sharing your wisdom with the lesser beings oh great enlightened one, the all-seeing eye

Had a dream the other night that my attorney wanted me to suck his dick. I refused and he then flipped out and started to have like an allergic reaction and like his face got like all weird and Predator-like with four mandibles and everything and with this really long giraffe-like tongue and shit

Good.

 

Magazines smell nice and provide fresh data on maintaining your things

my dad has a collection of magazines about cars, in 90's they were more soulful and had a section with used cars prices, like an offline craigslist

I got love for mags but I'm not subscribed to any of them anymore. Their time on the world stage has passed.

 

I only read them on the library

Poland no!

I hope they're not growers, mine looks bigger so I might be able to assert dominance

"I do not consent to having myself abducted by your kind. Please send me one of your find, blond Pleiadian women of the Ashtar Galactic Alliance."

At least getting degree can make you feel better than lower educated people, isn’t that rewarding enough?

Oh fuck off

His business model consists of reading the newspaper everyday and then coming up with something that sounds smart at the first glance a couple times a month.

Sounds like a comfortable way to make money.

someone got filtered by jazz it seems

We just wanted to sound like shit

But you thought we were avant garde

You thought we went to art school

But we worked at gas stations

 

You thought we were cool

But you didn't know (we hate you!)

You thought we were cool

Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)

 

You didn't know we were a bunch of assholes

You thought we were liberal and arty

You tried to act weird and pretend you were violent

When I whipped chairs at you, you ran off and cried

 

You thought we were cool

But you didn't know (we hate you!)

You thought we were cool

Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)

 

Once you realized we hate people like you

You finally stopped coming to our shows

Now there's less faggots, less people with glasses

Less know-it-all eggheads, no more jazz fags

 

You thought we were cool

But you didn't know (we hate you!)

You thought we were cool

Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)

There is a correlation between high IQ and listening to metal.

Look it up.

clifford

palpatine guard

this one?

10 minutes rest is wrong, it will be cold. 5 minute tops.

When it's +32 outside it won't.

i meant not literally cold, but it will be suboptimal.

if god is indian, why India is not superpower?

There’s a difference between Indian and India

Did you make it up

this is one of my favorite apus. thank you for posting it

Your welcome, fren. I am a big enjoyer of apus myself.

are you trying to advertise kohl?

Have you tried skating?

Yeah from ages 6-12 then I grew up and started doing BMX

Being born in the Andean highlands made you full of hate, envy and social resentment