i work as a courier on car and every day my boss gives me 5$ for gas but i need to give back check from gas station. The problem is i spend less than 5$ worth of gas and i just dont know what to do with it, i just cant give away free money. At first i tried to steal checks from self-service gasprom stations, usually they have like a lot of checks in special basket, but i need exactly 500 rubels checks so even if i steal whole check basket (which happened two days ago) theres small chance i find 500 rubels check. Also these stations equipped with surveillance and what i do is literally a fraud. Yesterday i ordered 20l aluminium canister but 20 literes is just two days of driving. My dad also barely drives his niva. What can i do with a lot of benzine?

This is considered Summer in Poland

What kass are you nyymis today?

 

I'm this kass!

Hypothesis:

Most tableware is not necessary for a single Bernd household. All you need is big plates and big bowls.

 

Small plates, soup plates, small bowls, saucers are all a waste of space. Especially small plates are retarded because they can hold less food and take the same amount of space in the dishwasher. Just use the big plate retard. Soup plates usually don't hold enough food for a single meal for me so I have to load it up twice. Why not use a properly sized big bowl instead? If I want to hold a small amount of liquid like a sauce that would go into a small bowl I can just put it in a cup.

 

Also why would you want a round plate if you can get an square one instead? Holds more food and takes the same amount of space in the dishwasher

 

Discuss.

this picture very much makes me wonder. the cursed couch. all the young men who sat on this couch became trannies.

Darklands is a very good videogame you should absolutely play, there won't be no Mount and Blade without Darklands. The best thing is that it has much more RPG elements to keep you entertained. Interdastingly enought it also inspired games like Fallout and Arcanum. And Daggerfall. Very good game that still holds up well.

Cruelty Squad is such a prophetic game.

God I love peanut butter. it's so cheap and nutritious. also filling

Hypothesis:

If we found a cure of cancer this would be one of the worst discoveries that could happen to the wect.

 

One of the main problems of medicine is that we are able to prolong the lives of old people without being able to revert the effect of aging. Look at these politicians. While being millionaires and living in a paradise of pharmaceuticals there is nothing they can do to revert the degenerative effects of aging.

Every year that medicine manages to prolong the lives of humans is basically another year for old farts to sit in chair looking out of the window with demented brains. At the same time young humans have to spend more time of their worthwhile lives to create the wealth that is redistributed to those vegetables.

 

Discuss.

Wtf. This guy is now delegate in legislative parlament of my region. I mean why, does he even live in Bashkortostan? Why here??

The Russian God by Peter Vyazemsky

 

Do you need an explanation

what the Russian God can be?

Here’s a rough approximation

as the thing appears to me.

God of snowstorms, God of potholes,

every wretched road you’ve trod,

coach inns, cockroach haunts, and ratholes –

that’s him, that’s your Russian God.

God of frostbite, God of famine,

beggars, cripples by the yard,

farms with no crops to examine –

that’s him, that’s your Russian God.

God of breasts and butts all sagging,

swollen legs in bast shoes shod,

curds gone curdled, faces dragging –

that’s him, that’s your Russian God.

God of brandy, pickle vendors,

those who pawn what serfs they’ve got,

of old women of both genders –

that’s him, that’s your Russian God.

God of medals and of millions,

God of yard sweepers unshod,

lords in sleighs with two postilions –

that’s him, that’s your Russian God.

Fools win grace, wise men be wary,

there he never spares the rod,

God of everything contrary –

that’s him, that’s your Russian God.

God of all that gets shipped in here,

unbecoming, senseless, odd,

God of mustard on your dinner –

that’s him, that’s your Russian God.

God of foreigners, whenever

they set foot on Russian sod,

God of Germans, now and ever –

that’s him, that’s your Russian God.

 

Peter Vyazemsky

spent $5 on a bottle of hot sauce and I don't like it

What's Ukraine doing on the Newfunland? Did Canada give them to help get over Crimea?

how do u convert american centimeters to normal centimeters? 2"-5/8 wtf?