Using my information gathering skills, I made out the next weed farm to raid.
Expected yield is at least a few kilos.
Today was the day.
he farm is on an island on a river, but that island is rather far away from where I live and I don't have a driving license so I told my brother about it because he's got a car.
NOT ONLY DID HE DARE TO BRING A FRIEND (which actually turned out to be good) BUT HE ALSO DROVE LIKE A RETARD, he drifted, went over speed limits, was raging in the car because of people driving slow on the Autobahn.
Like, what the fuck. We're about to do something illegal, like, fucking behave!!!!!!!
No not only this. Short before the final destination there's a nature reserve area. I told my brother that we should walk but he didn't give a shit and drove right through it towards the river.
And guess what. 5 minutes later we've been caught by some old hunter dude with a gun and two dogs and he threatened to call the police because we broke several laws by being there with a car.
He then wanted to know why we were there. I first didn't want to show him my fishing rod, the excuse I prepared for real emergencies, because my brother actually did not renew his fishing license but then he threatened me to not lie to him so I admitted that I wanted to go fishing.
Thank god he became friendlier after that and told us that he'd let us go. But if we ever show up again he'd instantly alarm the police. (going on that island is forbidden because there are no paths).
So yeah, gone are my few K euros that were supposed to make my next semester nice and cozy.
But it's okay, my brother has learned a few important lessons.