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SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-26 14:36:07 · 4yNo. 143271reply
Holy vitamin D aside, summer is a very depressing time for those who suffer from loneliness. I just went out shopping to buy food and I saw tons and tons of happy people on the terraces having drinks, couples strolling naively and loving each other with pure love. And there was me, alone and contemplative in front of this mass of happy people that I envy.
 
Oh god, I wish I was a normie and had enough social skills to make activities with friends.
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SloveniaBernd2022-03-26 18:42:14 · 4yNo. 143358reply
literally just get fucked up on various stimulants and go to public events
works for me brah
GermanyBernd2022-03-26 19:56:13 · 4yNo. 143368reply
GermanyBernd2022-03-26 20:53:37 · 4yNo. 143394reply
Alcohol alone probably works fine. Most people's social lives are build around this practice.
SwedenBernd2022-04-02 11:25:38 · 4yNo. 144418reply
"just be yourself bro"

GermanyBernd2022-04-01 01:13:00 · 4yNo. 144061reply
Is there any good Russian version of hej sokoly? I want to learn to sing it.
 
There is the red army choir version but its impossible for me to hear the lyrics correctly there. The other Russian version on YT I could find is sung by a filippino who probably has an accent so learning from him would make my pronunciation even worse.
 
pls help
GermanyBernd2022-04-01 08:35:53 · 4yNo. 144095reply
bump

United StatesBernd2022-03-27 08:10:40 · 4yNo. 143443reply
If your mother is 1/8th Polish what are you?
 
A tadpole.
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SloveniaBernd2022-03-27 21:56:36 · 4yNo. 143543reply
If a schizo is only 1/4 self-conscious, is it okay to terminate him?
TurkeyBernd2022-03-27 22:44:35 · 4yNo. 143548reply
question is how do you determine percentage of self-consciousness
BerndBernd2022-03-28 13:56:36 · 4yNo. 143594reply
Proxynigger glow Harder
BerndBernd2022-03-28 13:57:14 · 4yNo. 143595reply

MexicoBernd2022-03-25 16:50:54 · 4yNo. 143140reply
I have never tried a poptart.
have you tried a poptart?
was it good?
what's the equivalent for poptarts in your country?
United StatesBernd2022-03-25 19:39:30 · 4yNo. 143186reply
I ate them and now I'm fat and black
GermanyBernd2022-03-25 20:02:56 · 4yNo. 143191reply
No and no.
I found an american food store once in Frankfurt but it all looked pretty disgusting. Makes sense that they're all fat.
IcelandBernd2022-03-25 22:40:09 · 4yNo. 143200reply
Do not eat this trash, about as synthetic as it gets.
SloveniaBernd2022-03-25 22:52:31 · 4yNo. 143202reply
I have never even seen a poptart in my life.

SloveniaBernd2022-03-25 00:24:52 · 4yNo. 143046reply
Are you circumanicured?
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GermanyBernd2022-03-25 10:48:37 · 4yNo. 143072reply
If you forbid circumanicure in |country| you will make |group of religious nutcases| impossible to live there. Do you support that? Are you a fascist? Do you truly care that much what other people do with their fingers?
GermanyBernd2022-03-25 11:20:34 · 4yNo. 143074reply
Imagine having no nails, how would you play guitar?
MexicoBernd2022-03-25 15:05:10 · 4yNo. 143105reply
BerndBernd2022-03-25 15:18:10 · 4yNo. 143109reply
With mediator

United KingdomBernd2022-03-22 23:41:29 · 4yNo. 142768reply
Hello Bernds,
I just want to say that I'm very much impressed with the technical state of this particular reincarnation of krautchan.
I'll be posting here regularly, maybe if I have the time.
Have a nice day, Bernds.
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GermanyBernd2022-03-24 12:53:00 · 4yNo. 142944reply
So he went to jail for stalking?
SloveniaBernd2022-03-24 19:17:38 · 4yNo. 143017reply
yo m8 are you here
SloveniaBernd2022-03-24 19:44:16 · 4yNo. 143018sagereply
... negative. hit me up some other time
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-25 08:28:23 · 4yNo. 143066reply
Nice. I hope the cockroach queen dies too

GermanyBernd2022-03-22 16:39:11 · 4yNo. 142691reply
I'm really happy today, Bernds!
 
After pandemic and depression, I thought I'd never be able to finish my uni degree. But I have improved and today found a supervisor willing to work with me. I feel like everything is falling into place again, finally I see a path ahead.
 
If you're struggling yourself: Hang in there. Get help and work on the things that are in your control.
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GermanyBernd2022-03-23 22:42:10 · 4yNo. 142885reply
GermanyBernd2022-03-23 23:08:17 · 4yNo. 142886reply
I'm glad for you OP.
CzechiaBernd2022-03-24 02:37:31 · 4yNo. 142904reply
lol this fucking child finished his degree, lol, lmao. enjoy a life of slavery for minimum american wage you fucking occupied colony nazi fuck. Suck my landlord chad cock.
GermanyBernd2022-03-24 18:20:24 · 4yNo. 142999reply
>I feel like everything is falling
>If you're struggling yourself: Hang

GermanyBased...?Bernd2022-03-23 02:50:22 · 4yNo. 142800reply
They took away "her" title of the first place.
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BerndBernd2022-03-23 05:50:46 · 4yNo. 142811reply
I wonder if he has to be on HRT?
SloveniaBernd2022-03-23 11:12:56 · 4yNo. 142824sagereply
american thread
IcelandBernd2022-03-24 13:56:42 · 4yNo. 142966reply
THIS IS GOOD
 
Shows these ladies that even a man that tries his hardest at being a girl still kicks their asses six days from Sunday.
 
Female competitive sport is a joke
GermanyBernd2022-03-24 14:06:54 · 4yNo. 142968reply

GermanyGood MorningBernd2022-03-24 05:40:36 · 4yNo. 142919reply
I slept for 14 hours and I dreamed all the time and I remember everhthing.
I met old friends, traveled to different worlds, was in fights, was happy, scared, excited...
 
Feelsgoodman.
 
Does Bernd dream?
 
Pic unrelated.
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NetherlandsBernd2022-03-24 13:23:54 · 4yNo. 142956reply
Why? I'm totally ok with it, why should I care about not remembering dreams?
(I'm quite sure this is exactly what the local doctor would say me btw)
MexicoBernd2022-03-24 13:29:30 · 4yNo. 142958reply
Well you don't need to care, but in case you do that would be the best thing to do.
GermanyBernd2022-03-24 13:53:57 · 4yNo. 142964reply
I was sames until I started to keep a dream diary, the very few times I dreamed I'd instantly write down what I saw and it helped me to remember my dreams more often.
 
Also, getting enough sleep helps - I see the most dreams in right before awakening in this weird state of almost being awake.
You don't get to this if your alarm clock rings after 7 hours.
NetherlandsBernd2022-03-24 14:04:47 · 4yNo. 142967reply
> a dream diary
I thought about it, but in the morning I don't remember anything, not just dreams. So I wouldn't remember my decision to write down the dream.
> if your alarm clock rings after 7 hours
Interesting thought, but I feel very bad and sleep-deprived if I wake up before ~9 am (especially in winters when it's still dark). Even if I slept enough hours.

Buenos AiresWomen stuntBernd2022-03-24 02:29:06 · 4yNo. 142900reply
>The girl got tazed and stung by a non-venomous scorpion... on a place where she has reduced nerve sensation (She has pics with ligther fire too).
That's fucking lame.
YOU, are tasked with coming up with a proper female stunt.
Whats your idea for a REAL women stunt?
MexicoBernd2022-03-24 02:33:55 · 4yNo. 142901reply
talking about jackass...?, I haven't seen all of their stuff, but for me it would be putting a cockroach inside her vagina and going to a doctor and asking something like "I have this little weird feeling in my puss-puss since I am a child, could you check it out and tell me what's wrong with it?".
Buenos AiresBernd2022-03-24 02:36:16 · 4yNo. 142903reply
Nice one
Buenos AiresBernd2022-03-24 05:07:22 · 4yNo. 142915reply
Tatoo on the nipples

GermanyBernd2022-03-22 20:37:40 · 4yNo. 142743reply
>Origin: EU countries and non EU countries
 
Why do they even write this? I see it so often. It basically means the product is from this earth.
SloveniaBernd2022-03-22 20:42:21 · 4yNo. 142744reply
There's an official in Brussels who's extremely proud of himself that he forced all manufacturers who do not wish to / cannot disclose origin of their ingredients write this ridiculous phrase.
GermanyBernd2022-03-22 21:08:20 · 4yNo. 142748reply
More like some bureaucrat who didn't have to do much wörk because some lobby organisation wrote a law proposal that was passed without much looking at it and now we have this bs loophole.
United KingdomBernd2022-03-22 23:23:50 · 4yNo. 142766reply

SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-20 18:38:40 · 4yNo. 142241reply
Is he based or cringe ? Was he lurking on Krautchan back in the days ?
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ItalyBernd2022-03-20 23:34:06 · 4yNo. 142376reply
>Yeah, he has a gf and she is pretty cute
Could you post a picture of her?
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-20 23:52:36 · 4yNo. 142379reply
open your eyes, Mario
ItalyBernd2022-03-22 15:34:37 · 4yNo. 142681reply
Still not seeing her, Fritz
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-22 18:28:35 · 4yNo. 142725reply
Look at the picture of the fat Germany bald Mussolini at your wall and laugh at yourself terroncino polentone.

GermanyBernd2022-03-21 22:16:26 · 4yNo. 142606reply
So, are there more doors or more wheels?
NetherlandsBernd2022-03-21 22:25:00 · 4yNo. 142608reply
Definetely wheels. They're used a lot in the industry, like some conveyor belts with tons of wheels, small motorized machines, almost every tiny mechanism has some wheels in it.

GermanyBernd2022-03-21 18:00:44 · 4yNo. 142537reply
Me after having had Burger King.
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 18:15:18 · 4yNo. 142542reply
Cool
SloveniaBernd2022-03-21 18:15:36 · 4yNo. 142543reply
>>>/sht/
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