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SloveniaBernd2022-03-25 00:24:52 · 4yNo. 143046reply
Are you circumanicured?
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GermanyBernd2022-03-25 10:48:37 · 4yNo. 143072reply
If you forbid circumanicure in |country| you will make |group of religious nutcases| impossible to live there. Do you support that? Are you a fascist? Do you truly care that much what other people do with their fingers?
GermanyBernd2022-03-25 11:20:34 · 4yNo. 143074reply
Imagine having no nails, how would you play guitar?
MexicoBernd2022-03-25 15:05:10 · 4yNo. 143105reply
BerndBernd2022-03-25 15:18:10 · 4yNo. 143109reply
With mediator

United KingdomBernd2022-03-22 23:41:29 · 4yNo. 142768reply
Hello Bernds,
I just want to say that I'm very much impressed with the technical state of this particular reincarnation of krautchan.
I'll be posting here regularly, maybe if I have the time.
Have a nice day, Bernds.
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GermanyBernd2022-03-24 12:53:00 · 4yNo. 142944reply
So he went to jail for stalking?
SloveniaBernd2022-03-24 19:17:38 · 4yNo. 143017reply
yo m8 are you here
SloveniaBernd2022-03-24 19:44:16 · 4yNo. 143018sagereply
... negative. hit me up some other time
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-25 08:28:23 · 4yNo. 143066reply
Nice. I hope the cockroach queen dies too

GermanyBernd2022-03-22 16:39:11 · 4yNo. 142691reply
I'm really happy today, Bernds!
 
After pandemic and depression, I thought I'd never be able to finish my uni degree. But I have improved and today found a supervisor willing to work with me. I feel like everything is falling into place again, finally I see a path ahead.
 
If you're struggling yourself: Hang in there. Get help and work on the things that are in your control.
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GermanyBernd2022-03-23 22:42:10 · 4yNo. 142885reply
GermanyBernd2022-03-23 23:08:17 · 4yNo. 142886reply
I'm glad for you OP.
CzechiaBernd2022-03-24 02:37:31 · 4yNo. 142904reply
lol this fucking child finished his degree, lol, lmao. enjoy a life of slavery for minimum american wage you fucking occupied colony nazi fuck. Suck my landlord chad cock.
GermanyBernd2022-03-24 18:20:24 · 4yNo. 142999reply
>I feel like everything is falling
>If you're struggling yourself: Hang

GermanyBased...?Bernd2022-03-23 02:50:22 · 4yNo. 142800reply
They took away "her" title of the first place.
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BerndBernd2022-03-23 05:50:46 · 4yNo. 142811reply
I wonder if he has to be on HRT?
SloveniaBernd2022-03-23 11:12:56 · 4yNo. 142824sagereply
american thread
IcelandBernd2022-03-24 13:56:42 · 4yNo. 142966reply
THIS IS GOOD
 
Shows these ladies that even a man that tries his hardest at being a girl still kicks their asses six days from Sunday.
 
Female competitive sport is a joke
GermanyBernd2022-03-24 14:06:54 · 4yNo. 142968reply

GermanyGood MorningBernd2022-03-24 05:40:36 · 4yNo. 142919reply
I slept for 14 hours and I dreamed all the time and I remember everhthing.
I met old friends, traveled to different worlds, was in fights, was happy, scared, excited...
 
Feelsgoodman.
 
Does Bernd dream?
 
Pic unrelated.
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NetherlandsBernd2022-03-24 13:23:54 · 4yNo. 142956reply
Why? I'm totally ok with it, why should I care about not remembering dreams?
(I'm quite sure this is exactly what the local doctor would say me btw)
MexicoBernd2022-03-24 13:29:30 · 4yNo. 142958reply
Well you don't need to care, but in case you do that would be the best thing to do.
GermanyBernd2022-03-24 13:53:57 · 4yNo. 142964reply
I was sames until I started to keep a dream diary, the very few times I dreamed I'd instantly write down what I saw and it helped me to remember my dreams more often.
 
Also, getting enough sleep helps - I see the most dreams in right before awakening in this weird state of almost being awake.
You don't get to this if your alarm clock rings after 7 hours.
NetherlandsBernd2022-03-24 14:04:47 · 4yNo. 142967reply
> a dream diary
I thought about it, but in the morning I don't remember anything, not just dreams. So I wouldn't remember my decision to write down the dream.
> if your alarm clock rings after 7 hours
Interesting thought, but I feel very bad and sleep-deprived if I wake up before ~9 am (especially in winters when it's still dark). Even if I slept enough hours.

Buenos AiresWomen stuntBernd2022-03-24 02:29:06 · 4yNo. 142900reply
>The girl got tazed and stung by a non-venomous scorpion... on a place where she has reduced nerve sensation (She has pics with ligther fire too).
That's fucking lame.
YOU, are tasked with coming up with a proper female stunt.
Whats your idea for a REAL women stunt?
MexicoBernd2022-03-24 02:33:55 · 4yNo. 142901reply
talking about jackass...?, I haven't seen all of their stuff, but for me it would be putting a cockroach inside her vagina and going to a doctor and asking something like "I have this little weird feeling in my puss-puss since I am a child, could you check it out and tell me what's wrong with it?".
Buenos AiresBernd2022-03-24 02:36:16 · 4yNo. 142903reply
Nice one
Buenos AiresBernd2022-03-24 05:07:22 · 4yNo. 142915reply
Tatoo on the nipples

GermanyBernd2022-03-22 20:37:40 · 4yNo. 142743reply
>Origin: EU countries and non EU countries
 
Why do they even write this? I see it so often. It basically means the product is from this earth.
SloveniaBernd2022-03-22 20:42:21 · 4yNo. 142744reply
There's an official in Brussels who's extremely proud of himself that he forced all manufacturers who do not wish to / cannot disclose origin of their ingredients write this ridiculous phrase.
GermanyBernd2022-03-22 21:08:20 · 4yNo. 142748reply
More like some bureaucrat who didn't have to do much wörk because some lobby organisation wrote a law proposal that was passed without much looking at it and now we have this bs loophole.
United KingdomBernd2022-03-22 23:23:50 · 4yNo. 142766reply

SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-20 18:38:40 · 4yNo. 142241reply
Is he based or cringe ? Was he lurking on Krautchan back in the days ?
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ItalyBernd2022-03-20 23:34:06 · 4yNo. 142376reply
>Yeah, he has a gf and she is pretty cute
Could you post a picture of her?
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-20 23:52:36 · 4yNo. 142379reply
open your eyes, Mario
ItalyBernd2022-03-22 15:34:37 · 4yNo. 142681reply
Still not seeing her, Fritz
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-22 18:28:35 · 4yNo. 142725reply
Look at the picture of the fat Germany bald Mussolini at your wall and laugh at yourself terroncino polentone.

GermanyBernd2022-03-21 22:16:26 · 4yNo. 142606reply
So, are there more doors or more wheels?
NetherlandsBernd2022-03-21 22:25:00 · 4yNo. 142608reply
Definetely wheels. They're used a lot in the industry, like some conveyor belts with tons of wheels, small motorized machines, almost every tiny mechanism has some wheels in it.

GermanyBernd2022-03-21 18:00:44 · 4yNo. 142537reply
Me after having had Burger King.
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 18:15:18 · 4yNo. 142542reply
Cool
SloveniaBernd2022-03-21 18:15:36 · 4yNo. 142543reply
>>>/sht/

GermanyBernd2022-03-21 11:12:01 · 4yNo. 142449reply
This board has become weird tbh.
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GermanyBernd2022-03-21 16:50:35 · 4yNo. 142509reply
4chan but pls tell no one, we dont want too much newfags
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-21 16:51:23 · 4yNo. 142510reply
wtf is 4chan ?
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 16:53:30 · 4yNo. 142511reply
you wouldnt understand
all the epic memes originate from there
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-21 16:57:43 · 4yNo. 142512reply
is it late.city ?

GermanyBernd2022-03-20 20:05:00 · 4yNo. 142291reply
Why are there so few posters from this region here?
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CzechiaBernd2022-03-21 00:30:30 · 4yNo. 142383reply
On a side-note we do learn a 3rd language here in Europe. Sorry, you denacified germans might aswell be american I forget who I am speaking to sometimes.
 
Anyway I noticed it was always the biggest NPC retards who picked german. Personally I picked spanish so I could communicate with future americans better. Time proved me right too. all the german speakers are now stuck at dead end jobs or still working part-time at Chucky cheese. The people who chose french or spanish are much better off, and would definitely not call any of them a hylic.
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 00:38:06 · 4yNo. 142384reply
The dark side is strong in you.
CzechiaBernd2022-03-21 00:45:55 · 4yNo. 142385reply
See, thats the denacified, brainwashed part of your brain speaking. Using american pop culture no less to describe me as "evil". Many of us willingly took your Karabiner 98ks and marched east. Why? Because some american jew defined the world black and white? No. To try to gain back what you already lost in the world war previous to that. You tried twice to stop the anglo from controlling the world. The russian. The jew. But you failed both times. Miserably. And now look at you. Edit.cont: That is the german legacy. A stain a thousand years wont wash off. And once that clock is done ticking, there wont be anyone or anything resembling germany left.
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 09:48:31 · 4yNo. 142445reply
Someone has gotten their panties in a real twist.
 
Protip: It's not me.

ItalyBernd2022-03-17 14:34:35 · 4yNo. 141412reply
That feel when banned against from a KC
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TexasBernd2022-03-21 04:01:38 · 4yNo. 142398reply
Hello fellow Brave enjoyer
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 04:12:31 · 4yNo. 142401reply
I was told it's now maintained by a black Malaysian tranny midget, is it still safe to use?
TexasBernd2022-03-21 04:21:59 · 4yNo. 142402reply
Nope. The same middle aged man still runs the show.
PortugalBernd2022-03-21 09:20:55 · 4yNo. 142441reply
That feel when Zuza ain't my cock sleeve

GermanyImagine...Bernd2022-03-10 14:55:58 · 4yNo. 140844reply
Imagine there are aliens and we all post on an intergalactic KC as earthball.
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BerndBernd2022-03-10 21:11:42 · 4yNo. 140883reply
Good idea for a thematic board xd
SloveniaBernd2022-03-10 21:30:30 · 4yNo. 140885reply
TexasTerraBernd2022-03-21 04:33:07 · 4yNo. 142403reply
Hehe, terrible. Terra ball. I'll take the terraball. That feel when no terra gf.
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 07:13:59 · 4yNo. 142418reply
lol terrans don't even have tentacles to stimulate each others sexual glands
truly an inferior race
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