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GermanyBernd2022-04-06 22:23:24 · 4yNo. 145224reply
>I think you're heavy on the wood way.
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GermanyBernd2022-04-07 14:14:15 · 4yNo. 145274reply
I think I spider xDDDDdddd :PPPP ^^
United StatesBernd2022-04-07 14:24:05 · 4yNo. 145276reply
>German
>humour
GermanyBernd2022-04-07 15:09:40 · 4yNo. 145280reply
It's not humour, silly American. It's German sayings.
GermanyBernd2022-04-07 16:06:11 · 4yNo. 145301sagereply
Ich mach dann hier mal zu.

Saint PetersburgFuck warBernd2022-03-31 15:31:28 · 4yNo. 143918reply
Good day
I am a simple hard worker from St. Petersburg. Worked at Fazer's bakery, bought groceries from Prisma and Uniqlo. these companies left rossizh due to military events, the beginning of our state. we have lost good shops, products, and prices have risen even more. why do we hate foreign brands gone by so much. what is the fault of ordinary Russians?
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FinlandBernd2022-04-05 13:29:20 · 4yNo. 145007reply
i love gold objects
it hurts my soul when people say gold is tasteless and cringe
GermanyBernd2022-04-05 14:58:49 · 4yNo. 145012reply
Let me gues
You are a jew
FinlandBernd2022-04-05 15:21:16 · 4yNo. 145019reply
There really is no easy solution.
Thing is that the whole West and Russia trading and somewhat cooperating is coming to an end. That is going to happen 100%.
Europe still gets lots of gas from Russia, but at the same time is desperately looking for any alternatives at all. Expected trend is that during the following year(s) EU will buy less and less energy from Russia, at about the same pace as EU finds new energy replacements.
Cold War 2.0 is here, like it or not.
NetherlandsBernd2022-04-05 15:23:39 · 4yNo. 145020reply
Everyone who pays taxes in Russia is

BerndPutins ist a jewBernd2022-04-04 04:16:14 · 4yNo. 144861reply
Putins wife and kids are in Locarno, enjoing Paradise while slavs die
>Alina Kabajewa
>jewa
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BerndBernd2022-04-04 11:59:33 · 4yNo. 144904reply
I am not Putin you nigger. I am free not a heeb.
GermanyBernd2022-04-04 12:20:35 · 4yNo. 144906reply
>Your proxy is glowing nigger your next. Chinese will poison your sorry wasp nazi langly falls ass. You will die of a cardial attack. Pedo the kidhunter viddens crackpipe wont safe your sorry ass. No forgivness no forgetting. The irish will get it worst.
BerndNight of the trucksBernd2022-04-04 12:23:09 · 4yNo. 144907reply
Von WOLFGANG HÜBNER | Offensichtlich ist es in der ukrainischen Stadt Butscha zu einem grauenvollen Massaker an Zivilisten gekommen. In den deutschen Medien und bei Politikern herrscht offenbar kein Zweifel, wer die Verantwortung für dieses Massenverbrechen hat: Die zwischenzeitlichen russischen Besatzer der Stadt, die nach ihrem Rückzug dort viele Leichen hinterlassen haben. Medien wie Politik hierzulande übernehmen damit die ukrainische Darstellung des schrecklichen Geschehens.
 
Russland bestreitet energisch jegliche Verantwortung für die Tötung von Zivilisten und beschuldigt die ukrainische Seite der Inszenierung eines so zynischen wie mörderischen Propagandaverbrechens zur Beeinflussung des Auslands gegen Russland. Beide Versionen müssen unabhängig überprüft werden. Es gibt aus deutscher Sicht keinen Anlass und keinen Grund, sich ohne diese Überprüfung entweder für die ukrainische noch für die russische Version zu entscheiden. Wenn das trotzdem geschieht, ist das nur mit journalistischem Totalversagen oder politischem Kalkül zu erklären.
 
Das Verbrechen von Butscha wäre weiß Gott nicht das erste Kriegsverbrechen in der Geschichte, dessen Hintergründe und Verantwortlichkeiten sich späterhin nicht als diejenigen herausstellen, die es in Wahrheit waren. Bestätigt sich die ukrainische Version, hat sich die russische Seite mit einer Untat befleckt, die jegliche Rechtfertigung der kriegerischen Intervention in der Ukraine unheilbar beschädigt. Bestätigt sich die russische Version, dann hat sich die ukrainische Seite eines wahrhaft diabolischen Verbrechens schuldig gemacht.
 
Wer an einer unabhängigen Aufklärung kein Interesse zeigt, hat keine guten Motive, sondern dem ist an der Instrumentalisierung des Massakers mit unabsehbaren Folgen gelegen
GermanyBernd2022-04-04 12:25:19 · 4yNo. 144908reply

SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-27 18:25:45 · 4yNo. 143494reply
What have you done this week-end ?
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MexicoBernd2022-04-03 19:30:35 · 4yNo. 144780reply
the same as everybody else
 
you wake up at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic, then you work, you finish your shift, you do some stuff that everybody else does, watch netflix, listen to music, exercise a little, c00m, take a shower, take your dinner, go to sleep and repeat everything else again everyday.
BerndBernd2022-04-03 19:36:03 · 4yNo. 144786reply
I also must admit that god exists because instead of kysing he gave me such
an interesting person so I don't want to kys anymore.
MoscowBernd2022-04-04 07:23:13 · 4yNo. 144877reply
Got a cold.
 
Also, had a rest.
MoscowBernd2022-04-04 07:23:48 · 4yNo. 144878reply
>.exe r(153
>(00m
 
oh

GermanyWorst April fool everBernd2022-04-01 18:45:55 · 4yNo. 144304reply
>wake up
>look outside
>wtfitsnowed, last week it was 20+ degrees
>walk to kebab store
>suddenly snowstorm starts
>catch cold
>go home
>fall asleep instantly
 
 
I just woke up and all my nose is sore and I feel like shit, peobably will last until sunday.
Why does this have to happen?
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GermanyBernd2022-04-02 05:07:59 · 4yNo. 144385reply
SloveniaBernd2022-04-02 09:05:11 · 4yNo. 144405reply
MoscowBernd2022-04-02 12:24:18 · 4yNo. 144423reply
 
 
inb4 RAGNAROK
MoscowBernd2022-04-04 07:22:43 · 4yNo. 144876reply
ok, jokes aside
 
i have caught a cold too 10 days ago
 
GENERAL MOROZ did his job, apparently

GermanyBernd2022-04-02 19:15:17 · 4yNo. 144538reply
After several decades of absence, space dwarves have returned to Warhammer 40k.
Expopratlate your opntoisn.
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GermanyBernd2022-04-02 20:29:09 · 4yNo. 144591reply
Yup. They even harvest organs from dead space marines because they can't regrow them.
GermanyBernd2022-04-02 21:15:31 · 4yNo. 144624reply
Dwarves might have advantages in ranged combat because they are smaller targets.
GermanyBernd2022-04-02 21:18:25 · 4yNo. 144625reply
MexicoBernd2022-04-02 21:47:22 · 4yNo. 144631reply
i saffer without icecream

SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-26 14:36:07 · 4yNo. 143271reply
Holy vitamin D aside, summer is a very depressing time for those who suffer from loneliness. I just went out shopping to buy food and I saw tons and tons of happy people on the terraces having drinks, couples strolling naively and loving each other with pure love. And there was me, alone and contemplative in front of this mass of happy people that I envy.
 
Oh god, I wish I was a normie and had enough social skills to make activities with friends.
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SloveniaBernd2022-03-26 18:42:14 · 4yNo. 143358reply
literally just get fucked up on various stimulants and go to public events
works for me brah
GermanyBernd2022-03-26 19:56:13 · 4yNo. 143368reply
GermanyBernd2022-03-26 20:53:37 · 4yNo. 143394reply
Alcohol alone probably works fine. Most people's social lives are build around this practice.
SwedenBernd2022-04-02 11:25:38 · 4yNo. 144418reply
"just be yourself bro"

GermanyBernd2022-04-01 01:13:00 · 4yNo. 144061reply
Is there any good Russian version of hej sokoly? I want to learn to sing it.
 
There is the red army choir version but its impossible for me to hear the lyrics correctly there. The other Russian version on YT I could find is sung by a filippino who probably has an accent so learning from him would make my pronunciation even worse.
 
pls help
GermanyBernd2022-04-01 08:35:53 · 4yNo. 144095reply
bump

United StatesBernd2022-03-27 08:10:40 · 4yNo. 143443reply
If your mother is 1/8th Polish what are you?
 
A tadpole.
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SloveniaBernd2022-03-27 21:56:36 · 4yNo. 143543reply
If a schizo is only 1/4 self-conscious, is it okay to terminate him?
TurkeyBernd2022-03-27 22:44:35 · 4yNo. 143548reply
question is how do you determine percentage of self-consciousness
BerndBernd2022-03-28 13:56:36 · 4yNo. 143594reply
Proxynigger glow Harder
BerndBernd2022-03-28 13:57:14 · 4yNo. 143595reply

MexicoBernd2022-03-25 16:50:54 · 4yNo. 143140reply
I have never tried a poptart.
have you tried a poptart?
was it good?
what's the equivalent for poptarts in your country?
United StatesBernd2022-03-25 19:39:30 · 4yNo. 143186reply
I ate them and now I'm fat and black
GermanyBernd2022-03-25 20:02:56 · 4yNo. 143191reply
No and no.
I found an american food store once in Frankfurt but it all looked pretty disgusting. Makes sense that they're all fat.
IcelandBernd2022-03-25 22:40:09 · 4yNo. 143200reply
Do not eat this trash, about as synthetic as it gets.
SloveniaBernd2022-03-25 22:52:31 · 4yNo. 143202reply
I have never even seen a poptart in my life.

SloveniaBernd2022-03-25 00:24:52 · 4yNo. 143046reply
Are you circumanicured?
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GermanyBernd2022-03-25 10:48:37 · 4yNo. 143072reply
If you forbid circumanicure in |country| you will make |group of religious nutcases| impossible to live there. Do you support that? Are you a fascist? Do you truly care that much what other people do with their fingers?
GermanyBernd2022-03-25 11:20:34 · 4yNo. 143074reply
Imagine having no nails, how would you play guitar?
MexicoBernd2022-03-25 15:05:10 · 4yNo. 143105reply
BerndBernd2022-03-25 15:18:10 · 4yNo. 143109reply
With mediator

United KingdomBernd2022-03-22 23:41:29 · 4yNo. 142768reply
Hello Bernds,
I just want to say that I'm very much impressed with the technical state of this particular reincarnation of krautchan.
I'll be posting here regularly, maybe if I have the time.
Have a nice day, Bernds.
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GermanyBernd2022-03-24 12:53:00 · 4yNo. 142944reply
So he went to jail for stalking?
SloveniaBernd2022-03-24 19:17:38 · 4yNo. 143017reply
yo m8 are you here
SloveniaBernd2022-03-24 19:44:16 · 4yNo. 143018sagereply
... negative. hit me up some other time
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-25 08:28:23 · 4yNo. 143066reply
Nice. I hope the cockroach queen dies too

GermanyBernd2022-03-22 16:39:11 · 4yNo. 142691reply
I'm really happy today, Bernds!
 
After pandemic and depression, I thought I'd never be able to finish my uni degree. But I have improved and today found a supervisor willing to work with me. I feel like everything is falling into place again, finally I see a path ahead.
 
If you're struggling yourself: Hang in there. Get help and work on the things that are in your control.
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GermanyBernd2022-03-23 22:42:10 · 4yNo. 142885reply
GermanyBernd2022-03-23 23:08:17 · 4yNo. 142886reply
I'm glad for you OP.
CzechiaBernd2022-03-24 02:37:31 · 4yNo. 142904reply
lol this fucking child finished his degree, lol, lmao. enjoy a life of slavery for minimum american wage you fucking occupied colony nazi fuck. Suck my landlord chad cock.
GermanyBernd2022-03-24 18:20:24 · 4yNo. 142999reply
>I feel like everything is falling
>If you're struggling yourself: Hang

GermanyBased...?Bernd2022-03-23 02:50:22 · 4yNo. 142800reply
They took away "her" title of the first place.
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BerndBernd2022-03-23 05:50:46 · 4yNo. 142811reply
I wonder if he has to be on HRT?
SloveniaBernd2022-03-23 11:12:56 · 4yNo. 142824sagereply
american thread
IcelandBernd2022-03-24 13:56:42 · 4yNo. 142966reply
THIS IS GOOD
 
Shows these ladies that even a man that tries his hardest at being a girl still kicks their asses six days from Sunday.
 
Female competitive sport is a joke
GermanyBernd2022-03-24 14:06:54 · 4yNo. 142968reply
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