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BerndBernd2022-05-24 13:25:22 · 4yNo. 149033reply
I work with a man who is into astrology and other low IQ shit. He was a crazy dude in his youth who drank and beat up people. Now his test is lower and he openly speaks about those times where he was involuntarily committed to the psych ward and thanks those doctors for saving his life.
 
Yesterday I told him with serious face that the at work nurse implants nanobots in us when she does our yearly blood glucose measurements. He had a long stare at me, then thoughtfully averted his gaze visibly rattled to some degree.
 
I wonder how this will be processed in his mind. Reports will follow.
FinlandBernd2022-05-24 13:45:19 · 4yNo. 149035sagereply
You are a cunt
BerndBernd2022-05-25 12:23:35 · 4yNo. 149082reply
SloveniaBernd2022-05-25 12:26:11 · 4yNo. 149083reply
Based
Low IQ "critical thinkers" should be ruthlessly bombarded with information hazards such as this so they fuck up their own life and remove themselves asap
GermanyBernd2022-05-25 14:03:51 · 4yNo. 149090reply

SwitzerlandBernd2022-05-19 12:37:35 · 4yNo. 148753reply
Henlo bernds. How are you today ?
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United StatesBernd2022-05-21 18:31:09 · 4yNo. 148876reply
Walked 20 minutes to get a pidzer, walked 20 minutes to get back home.
GermanyBernd2022-05-21 19:01:17 · 4yNo. 148878reply
How good was the pizza?
United StatesBernd2022-05-21 19:48:51 · 4yNo. 148881reply
It was alright, just dominos.
GermanyBernd2022-05-21 23:42:57 · 4yNo. 148893reply
Did you know that Dominos tried to enter Germany but went bankrupt because we hated american pizza?
A few years later they simply bought a german pizza chain and started to sell their recipes as Dominos pizza.

BerndBereicherung durch Gesprächsverweugerung mit den behördenBernd2022-05-21 17:29:41 · 4yNo. 148875reply
verweigert im besten Fall ganz die Aussage. Umso weniger Informationen sie über euch haben, desto weniger können sie ermitteln. Jegliche Information kann eine zu viel sein – auch, wenn man manchmal vielleicht denkt, dass „dieses und jenes“ doch „nicht schlimm“ wäre zu sagen, nutzt die Justiz selten Aussagen, um Menschen zu entlasten. Eher nutzt sie diese, um noch tiefer zu graben, um intensiver zu ermitteln.

BerndGerman "Fräulein" or east GermsBernd2022-05-06 23:35:27 · 4yNo. 147798reply
Every third women in Germany after '45 was a prostitute.
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BerndBernd2022-05-07 23:13:53 · 4yNo. 147957reply
Thanks so much I love you.
BerndBernd2022-05-11 09:05:57 · 4yNo. 148164reply
Germ Fräuleins btfo
GermanyBernd2022-05-12 01:39:12 · 4yNo. 148243reply
yeah :/
MoscowBernd2022-05-20 09:10:17 · 4yNo. 148813reply
Jerrybags will bag

SwitzerlandCringe videos that I like but that are too cringe to save on myBernd2022-05-13 14:27:04 · 4yNo. 148377reply

United StatesBernd2022-05-18 05:16:12 · 4yNo. 148684reply
When is the last time you've had cum soup?
FinlandBernd2022-05-18 07:27:22 · 4yNo. 148686reply
 
 
Sweden
Yes


Switzerland/fashion/Bernd2022-03-19 16:02:04 · 4yNo. 141890reply

FinlandBernd2022-05-10 14:50:03 · 4yNo. 148120reply
i wanna eat her ass SO BAD
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GermanyBernd2022-05-10 18:06:00 · 4yNo. 148131reply
FinlandBernd2022-05-10 19:40:24 · 4yNo. 148135reply
GermanyBernd2022-05-10 22:29:18 · 4yNo. 148143reply
keeeek
IrelandBernd2022-05-10 23:49:52 · 4yNo. 148147reply

United StatesBernd2022-05-10 18:02:56 · 4yNo. 148130reply
I am fat give me a burger
BerndBernd2022-05-10 18:13:46 · 4yNo. 148132reply
What is a dollar menu?
FinlandBernd2022-05-10 18:28:15 · 4yNo. 148133reply
Why not make a burger yourself? Tastes better than McShit and is healthier.
United StatesBernd2022-05-10 18:34:16 · 4yNo. 148134reply
I actually do, I just like McFatburger memes

BerndBernd2022-05-07 19:42:46 · 4yNo. 147912reply
Based Russian cartoon?
GermanyBernd2022-05-07 20:18:45 · 4yNo. 147926reply
bump because quebec is spamming

DenmarkBernd2022-05-02 11:04:10 · 4yNo. 147590reply
I've found a little friend :3 !
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SloveniaBernd2022-05-03 14:57:03 · 4yNo. 147641reply
I don't like it when they eat my potato
GermanyBernd2022-05-03 18:12:51 · 4yNo. 147654reply
BerndBernd2022-05-03 21:18:06 · 4yNo. 147663reply
Good luck :3
I had a complete nest near my weedplants they keep spiders and other shit away. Luckiest time of my life.
BerndBernd2022-05-04 03:20:53 · 4yNo. 147669reply
 
It's called ladybug, not a dudebug.

SwitzerlandBernd2022-04-27 16:41:22 · 4yNo. 147290reply
They will come back soon. The war between NATO and Russia will bring them back to spy on us and on our technology like they did during cold war.
BerndBernd2022-04-28 11:01:40 · 4yNo. 147391reply
As if someone cares about rich people. I hope Elon dies of cancer.

AustriaBernd2022-04-28 07:53:45 · 4yNo. 147375reply
Would you like to buy some candy ?
 
https://www.ebay.at/itm/Edle-Schokoladennuesse-/134097204945?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m2548.l6249&mkrid=5221-175123-2357-0
GermanyBernd2022-04-28 07:55:17 · 4yNo. 147376reply
no
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