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GermanyGood MorningBernd2022-03-24 05:40:36 · 4yNo. 142919reply
I slept for 14 hours and I dreamed all the time and I remember everhthing.
I met old friends, traveled to different worlds, was in fights, was happy, scared, excited...
 
Feelsgoodman.
 
Does Bernd dream?
 
Pic unrelated.
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NetherlandsBernd2022-03-24 13:23:54 · 4yNo. 142956reply
Why? I'm totally ok with it, why should I care about not remembering dreams?
(I'm quite sure this is exactly what the local doctor would say me btw)
MexicoBernd2022-03-24 13:29:30 · 4yNo. 142958reply
Well you don't need to care, but in case you do that would be the best thing to do.
GermanyBernd2022-03-24 13:53:57 · 4yNo. 142964reply
I was sames until I started to keep a dream diary, the very few times I dreamed I'd instantly write down what I saw and it helped me to remember my dreams more often.
 
Also, getting enough sleep helps - I see the most dreams in right before awakening in this weird state of almost being awake.
You don't get to this if your alarm clock rings after 7 hours.
NetherlandsBernd2022-03-24 14:04:47 · 4yNo. 142967reply
> a dream diary
I thought about it, but in the morning I don't remember anything, not just dreams. So I wouldn't remember my decision to write down the dream.
> if your alarm clock rings after 7 hours
Interesting thought, but I feel very bad and sleep-deprived if I wake up before ~9 am (especially in winters when it's still dark). Even if I slept enough hours.

Buenos AiresWomen stuntBernd2022-03-24 02:29:06 · 4yNo. 142900reply
>The girl got tazed and stung by a non-venomous scorpion... on a place where she has reduced nerve sensation (She has pics with ligther fire too).
That's fucking lame.
YOU, are tasked with coming up with a proper female stunt.
Whats your idea for a REAL women stunt?
MexicoBernd2022-03-24 02:33:55 · 4yNo. 142901reply
talking about jackass...?, I haven't seen all of their stuff, but for me it would be putting a cockroach inside her vagina and going to a doctor and asking something like "I have this little weird feeling in my puss-puss since I am a child, could you check it out and tell me what's wrong with it?".
Buenos AiresBernd2022-03-24 02:36:16 · 4yNo. 142903reply
Nice one
Buenos AiresBernd2022-03-24 05:07:22 · 4yNo. 142915reply
Tatoo on the nipples

GermanyBernd2022-03-22 20:37:40 · 4yNo. 142743reply
>Origin: EU countries and non EU countries
 
Why do they even write this? I see it so often. It basically means the product is from this earth.
SloveniaBernd2022-03-22 20:42:21 · 4yNo. 142744reply
There's an official in Brussels who's extremely proud of himself that he forced all manufacturers who do not wish to / cannot disclose origin of their ingredients write this ridiculous phrase.
GermanyBernd2022-03-22 21:08:20 · 4yNo. 142748reply
More like some bureaucrat who didn't have to do much wörk because some lobby organisation wrote a law proposal that was passed without much looking at it and now we have this bs loophole.
United KingdomBernd2022-03-22 23:23:50 · 4yNo. 142766reply

SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-20 18:38:40 · 4yNo. 142241reply
Is he based or cringe ? Was he lurking on Krautchan back in the days ?
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ItalyBernd2022-03-20 23:34:06 · 4yNo. 142376reply
>Yeah, he has a gf and she is pretty cute
Could you post a picture of her?
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-20 23:52:36 · 4yNo. 142379reply
open your eyes, Mario
ItalyBernd2022-03-22 15:34:37 · 4yNo. 142681reply
Still not seeing her, Fritz
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-22 18:28:35 · 4yNo. 142725reply
Look at the picture of the fat Germany bald Mussolini at your wall and laugh at yourself terroncino polentone.

GermanyBernd2022-03-21 22:16:26 · 4yNo. 142606reply
So, are there more doors or more wheels?
NetherlandsBernd2022-03-21 22:25:00 · 4yNo. 142608reply
Definetely wheels. They're used a lot in the industry, like some conveyor belts with tons of wheels, small motorized machines, almost every tiny mechanism has some wheels in it.

GermanyBernd2022-03-21 18:00:44 · 4yNo. 142537reply
Me after having had Burger King.
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 18:15:18 · 4yNo. 142542reply
Cool
SloveniaBernd2022-03-21 18:15:36 · 4yNo. 142543reply
>>>/sht/

GermanyBernd2022-03-21 11:12:01 · 4yNo. 142449reply
This board has become weird tbh.
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GermanyBernd2022-03-21 16:50:35 · 4yNo. 142509reply
4chan but pls tell no one, we dont want too much newfags
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-21 16:51:23 · 4yNo. 142510reply
wtf is 4chan ?
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 16:53:30 · 4yNo. 142511reply
you wouldnt understand
all the epic memes originate from there
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-21 16:57:43 · 4yNo. 142512reply
is it late.city ?

GermanyBernd2022-03-20 20:05:00 · 4yNo. 142291reply
Why are there so few posters from this region here?
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CzechiaBernd2022-03-21 00:30:30 · 4yNo. 142383reply
On a side-note we do learn a 3rd language here in Europe. Sorry, you denacified germans might aswell be american I forget who I am speaking to sometimes.
 
Anyway I noticed it was always the biggest NPC retards who picked german. Personally I picked spanish so I could communicate with future americans better. Time proved me right too. all the german speakers are now stuck at dead end jobs or still working part-time at Chucky cheese. The people who chose french or spanish are much better off, and would definitely not call any of them a hylic.
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 00:38:06 · 4yNo. 142384reply
The dark side is strong in you.
CzechiaBernd2022-03-21 00:45:55 · 4yNo. 142385reply
See, thats the denacified, brainwashed part of your brain speaking. Using american pop culture no less to describe me as "evil". Many of us willingly took your Karabiner 98ks and marched east. Why? Because some american jew defined the world black and white? No. To try to gain back what you already lost in the world war previous to that. You tried twice to stop the anglo from controlling the world. The russian. The jew. But you failed both times. Miserably. And now look at you. Edit.cont: That is the german legacy. A stain a thousand years wont wash off. And once that clock is done ticking, there wont be anyone or anything resembling germany left.
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 09:48:31 · 4yNo. 142445reply
Someone has gotten their panties in a real twist.
 
Protip: It's not me.

ItalyBernd2022-03-17 14:34:35 · 4yNo. 141412reply
That feel when banned against from a KC
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TexasBernd2022-03-21 04:01:38 · 4yNo. 142398reply
Hello fellow Brave enjoyer
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 04:12:31 · 4yNo. 142401reply
I was told it's now maintained by a black Malaysian tranny midget, is it still safe to use?
TexasBernd2022-03-21 04:21:59 · 4yNo. 142402reply
Nope. The same middle aged man still runs the show.
PortugalBernd2022-03-21 09:20:55 · 4yNo. 142441reply
That feel when Zuza ain't my cock sleeve

GermanyImagine...Bernd2022-03-10 14:55:58 · 4yNo. 140844reply
Imagine there are aliens and we all post on an intergalactic KC as earthball.
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BerndBernd2022-03-10 21:11:42 · 4yNo. 140883reply
Good idea for a thematic board xd
SloveniaBernd2022-03-10 21:30:30 · 4yNo. 140885reply
TexasTerraBernd2022-03-21 04:33:07 · 4yNo. 142403reply
Hehe, terrible. Terra ball. I'll take the terraball. That feel when no terra gf.
GermanyBernd2022-03-21 07:13:59 · 4yNo. 142418reply
lol terrans don't even have tentacles to stimulate each others sexual glands
truly an inferior race

GermanyBernd2022-03-19 14:00:45 · 4yNo. 141858reply
i am 36 and new here. why should i leave?
GermanyBernd2022-03-19 14:02:45 · 4yNo. 141859reply
because you are 36
get out of my hood, boomer
GermanyBernd2022-03-19 14:14:38 · 4yNo. 141864reply
fr fr. op be boomer ass fo sho
TexasBernd2022-03-21 04:02:24 · 4yNo. 142399reply
Is this Dutch?
FinlandBernd2022-03-21 05:00:11 · 4yNo. 142405reply
imageboards are for old people

United StatesBernd2022-03-20 06:58:55 · 4yNo. 142061reply
When's the last time you saw Lukashenko and Dr. Phil on stage together?
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SloveniaBernd2022-03-20 09:45:02 · 4yNo. 142074reply
He got you fooled! It's an obvious prosthetic.
United StatesBernd2022-03-20 09:53:59 · 4yNo. 142077reply
IcelandBernd2022-03-20 11:42:37 · 4yNo. 142093reply
He certainly is on Luka’s level according to this ultra leftist podcast I listen to
 
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-dr-phil-is-even-82410850/
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-20 12:27:20 · 4yNo. 142098reply
Who cares CIA nigger Stop glowing kys

BerndFun things do doBernd2022-03-13 18:56:59 · 4yNo. 141094reply
To those who thought they could teach me a lesson at the CIA and punish me for no reason while telling this will help; you'll die 😄🤭😄😄 Dear Trumpists, if you do not want interference with your campain Ill expect at least 3 dead CIA niggers in 24h that where responsible for my unjustiutified mistreatment. 3 dead CIA Niggers in 24h or your campain will go to the trash. Goodspeed.
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BerndBernd2022-03-15 23:13:06 · 4yNo. 141296reply
UkraineBernd2022-03-16 15:42:19 · 4yNo. 141337reply
https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=290498149830340
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-18 21:09:46 · 4yNo. 141676reply
Just upload the File? By your behaviour I can slowly identify why Putin wants you anihilated.
>Omg no McDonnalds I will starve to death
You will stay longer, have more sex.
>Omg no PwC, KPMG,.... I will be broke
You will be rich.
SwitzerlandBernd2022-03-20 11:14:37 · 4yNo. 142089reply
Execution of Dugin best day of my life

United StatesBernd2022-03-18 11:18:41 · 4yNo. 141589reply
Did you know cannibalism is technically legal in the U.S? I mean you can't go and kill someone for food obv. and you can be charged with a felony of desecration of a corpse if just happen upon a body and take it home for food. But if someone wants you to turn their body into burgers for personal consumption you're legally in the right to do so. Consent is key in all things.
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FinlandBernd2022-03-19 11:04:19 · 4yNo. 141816reply
>it is my penis
>NEIN
FinlandBernd2022-03-19 11:17:23 · 4yNo. 141818reply
I guess you know the case, but apparently Meiwes would have been welcome to the U.S
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
GermanyBernd2022-03-19 11:56:54 · 4yNo. 141829reply
I know people who are friends with the police investigator who had to review the tape. He got like half a year vacation and therapy after.
United StatesBernd2022-03-19 12:46:08 · 4yNo. 141844reply
 
He ruined it for your Germany. You could be eating a Hamburger right now but that fag had to make it weird.
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