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New ZealandBernd2020-09-14 16:26:17 · 6yNo. 102025reply
Last night I had a double wet dream consisting of me suckling on the breastesas of a woman, then inseminating her in a bathtub.
 
Problems were when I awoke to see two huge stains on my sweatpants.
t.semen retentioneur
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GermanyBernd2020-09-14 22:39:38 · 6yNo. 102059reply
What even is the point? Doesn't it just make you more jumpy and distracted? I'm trying to fap every evening now to help going to sleep.
United StatesBernd2020-09-15 00:33:39 · 6yNo. 102071reply
Have to agree, when I masturbate it is sad and mechanical, when I dream it involves passion.
 
I fap to prevent the side effect of the dreams though
GermanyBernd2020-09-15 01:44:27 · 6yNo. 102077reply
I never really had wet dreams. I mostly wake up if dreams get sexual
New ZealandBernd2020-09-15 16:33:01 · 6yNo. 102103reply
I often catch myself in my dreams, as they're more common than I anticipated, to stop any sort of release and control my animalistic urge to release.
The downside is I generally wake up smelling of cum, which means I need a shower that may or may not always be available to me at that time.
 
I've had multiple dreams where I force myself to wake up by asking myself "Is it worth it? Do you want to coom after x amount of months?" Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't after a safety check. This latest one was automatic, meaning I'm a weak man.
 
I gotta give up the sugar and technology again. Fug.


United StatesBernd2020-09-14 21:59:03 · 6yNo. 102055reply
They substituted “crusade” for “jihad” in the new Dune trailer. Fucking bullshit I hope it flops now.
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GermanyBernd2020-09-14 23:01:42 · 6yNo. 102063reply
is it not closer to the source material this way?
I do believe so
United StatesBernd2020-09-15 00:32:30 · 6yNo. 102070reply
I don’t think your average marvel and Star Wars movie watching pleb is going to understand anything going on in the movie.
United StatesBernd2020-09-15 00:43:46 · 6yNo. 102072reply
It is literally called “Muad’dib’s Jihad” in the books. You can’t just swap in “crusade“ if you respect the source material.
GermanyBernd2020-09-15 01:16:07 · 6yNo. 102073reply
It seems I misunderstood the OP, I thought it was the other way around.

RussiaFor anyone who misses playing TES: OblivionBernd2020-09-14 12:14:34 · 6yNo. 102013reply
There is a fantastic, GIANT mod (more like a fan add-on) made by Russian modders for Oblivion. It's a very long mod full of new content, Russian humour, new lands to explore and so on. It gained huge following in Russian-speaking community, but the English translation (I translated a few bits myself) remained relatively unnoticed. So I want to share it with you.
 
This is a true gem of Russian modding. I suggest you all try it.
 
https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/48810/?tab=description
 
This mod will swallow you for a week at the very least, I promise.
It involves pirates, a trip to Akavir, a gay bar, a Mortal Kombat-alike fighter tournament, necromancer conspiracies, search for treasures, detective work for Imperial legion, bad trips and much, much more. I believe it plays twice as long as the main quest.
SingaporeBernd2020-09-14 12:33:38 · 6yNo. 102014reply
is it the spiritual sequel to Emba-5?
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 14:24:01 · 6yNo. 102023reply
Intredasding. Where does one get Oblivion mods these days?
RussiaBernd2020-09-14 17:01:01 · 6yNo. 102032reply
Not exactly, it somehow manages to stay lore-friendly. Ignore the ushanka screenshot, it really does its best trying to stay true to lore.
Tesnexus mostly. What intrigues me the most is that they still make mods for Oblivion.
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 18:15:10 · 6yNo. 102039reply
Why not? I recently played Oblivion, too. And it's a really nice game.

RussiaBernd2020-09-13 21:38:59 · 6yNo. 101944reply
I wonder if the Finn we have here is actually the BBCfinn making normal posts and just chilling here while having no job to be done... I mean I know for a fact that BBCfinn did visit BG, but whether he decided to stay after Arnie destroyed the gayziners or not is a mystery.
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GermanyBernd2020-09-14 13:21:44 · 6yNo. 102016reply
He exists on a different plane of existance now that his job is done. I can only imagine him enjoying the fruits of his labor from the other side.
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 13:38:02 · 6yNo. 102017reply
He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. His work here is done, and until his help is needed again, he will stay in the shadows.
New ZealandBernd2020-09-14 16:29:50 · 6yNo. 102027reply
I think BBC is the sound of death rattling the cages of imageboards. I admire his tenacity to shitpost so hard he makes a meme out of his work, but he's really the cancer that keeps revolving around itself in a twisted fashion.
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 18:09:24 · 6yNo. 102038reply
It's not really cancer. BBCfinn only wörks where he is needed. He is like one of the posters of the imageboardapocalypse.

GermanyEnergy DranksBernd2020-09-05 11:59:32 · 6yNo. 101264reply
Today: Monster Energy Ultra Paradise
 
Tastes like apple flavoured candy, additional picture related.
Artificial sweetener fairly noticeable.
Would not consume again.
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United StatesBernd2020-09-14 02:17:14 · 6yNo. 101991reply
Lol I remember my time with these.
Peach is my favorite. I used to drink these and Red Bull’s with my ex gf she like the purple red bulls
United StatesBernd2020-09-14 07:54:43 · 6yNo. 102001reply
New ZealandBernd2020-09-14 16:28:27 · 6yNo. 102026reply
What's the caffeine content like?
t.buzzed after a V
United StatesBernd2020-09-14 16:44:04 · 6yNo. 102028reply
It has creatine In it too, it’s a pre workout energy drink
 
It makes you fast

GermanyBernd2020-09-08 00:15:31 · 6yNo. 101583reply
I have huge problems going to sleep. I usually end up worrying about things. For example a couple of days ago I thought about food and what I could cook the next day and then I thought about my disgusting fat grandmother eating like a pig and all kinds of family stuff related to her etc etc
A minor hack I found is leaving clothes and a light on. That way my brain somehow thinks it's just a nap and that's fine. But if I prepare myself to go to bed properly it seems like too much of a commitment and the worry train starts running through my brain.
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GermanyBernd2020-09-13 21:05:19 · 6yNo. 101932reply
I did some research into this and there seems to be a genetic component to it. Some people really are night-people and not just lazy.
New ZealandBernd2020-09-13 21:43:25 · 6yNo. 101950reply
>living outside
>wake up with the sun
>live inside
>stay up all night and struggle getting a good rest
Supposedly frank zappa had an oscillating sleep regime. His excuse about staying up at night was the night's peacefulness and I too have witnessed how calm it is with a lack of cars, people and other distractions.
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 01:16:13 · 6yNo. 101988reply
Sadly, my current living situation doesn't allow this, but I would love to use modern technology to improve the lighting situation in my apartment and make it mimic natural patterns to some degree.
- blinders that open automatically in the morning to let the sun in, but are closed at night to keep artificial light out
- if it's winter and I need to get up before dawn I would have lights go on automatically to wake me more naturally
... stuff like that.
FinlandBernd2020-09-14 13:47:47 · 6yNo. 102019reply
I almost forgot! Passionflower extract is excellent stuff for knocking yourself out in the evening. Much more potent than melatonin in this regard. Melatonin is still worth it even taken together with passionflower because it makes sleep more refreshing

AustriaBernd2020-09-14 00:54:32 · 6yNo. 101982reply
Just wtf seriously? Fucking niggers can not keep spread of the virus low. Fucking faggots, now we have another wave. Just when I thought life will get back to normal. When I met a new grill on German course.
And these assholes still can not come up with vaccine.
RRREEEEEEEEE
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AustriaBernd2020-09-14 01:02:13 · 6yNo. 101986reply
I can not be unemployed, I have only monis on 4 months. And I don't want home office. ;_;
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 01:28:49 · 6yNo. 101989reply
Why no homeoffice? Homeoffice sounds cozy
AustriaBernd2020-09-14 09:35:04 · 6yNo. 102008reply
I worked in homeoffice at my first internship and it was shit.
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 13:15:29 · 6yNo. 102015reply
I'm at the end of uni right now and I'll try to set up a life where I have homeoffice most of the time with maybe some conference or other people event every few weeks.

RussiaBernd2020-09-13 17:10:09 · 6yNo. 101885reply
I ordered a pair of jeans sewn in Russia in 1993 off some old man on our ebay copycat site. New with tags and all, almost Soviet (it pretty much is Soviet if they were made before yeltsin's violent takeover), only 10 bucks including shipping.
 
The thing is, we had a conversation so nice that he said I'm a great person and he sees hope for the future of this country in the people like me (guys who buy old pants for 10 bucks), and said he will include two Soviet pin badges for free for how nice I am.
 
And then he also promised to send me Soviet money free of charge too if I pay the shipping, which is something I will do later even though I already have a garch amount of old money.
 
Picrel a low quality picture he took.
 
Rate the experience.
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New ZealandBernd2020-09-13 21:50:59 · 6yNo. 101957reply
I wasn't bullying, but being cheeky.
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 00:17:55 · 6yNo. 101980reply
I have collected buttons for years and thought I might start learning sowing skills by fixing broken clothes. Sowing on buttons, patching holes etc. But the only way my clothes break is breakdown of the materials, which can't really be fixed without replacing almost everything.
 
So I decided to change my focus on actually making clothing myself. I asked the man, the myth, the legend Knoch himself for advice on how to start and actually got really helpful replies. But I'm afraid the first things I need to invest in are a sowing machine and a clothing iron. I'll see if I can get the machine for free from one of my grandmas. They are from the first generation that abandoned traditions like self-made clothing for post-war Wirtschaftswunder consoomerism, so they probably don't use theirs anymore.
 
Any tips where to find ressources for a first sowing project? I'm thinking some kind of field jacket I can wear on hikes.
RussiaBernd2020-09-14 00:37:15 · 6yNo. 101981reply
> breakdown of the materials
Sometimes, patches can look pretty. There's also a way to fix crotch blowouts by sewing the hole shut, almost like weaving new fabric on top of the existing one. When done properly, you can't even notice from distance. Now that's a skill I'd love to master.
 
Did Knoch sew that jacket? Sewing your own stuff seems to be a very decent hobby, even though it sounds gay. That's a skill that takes years of practice, though.
 
>Any tips where to find ressources for a first sowing project?
 
I'd try to find the sewing pattern of Wehrmacht M44, can't think of anything more primitive than that. It was designed to be extremely simple in production, after all.
RussiaBernd2020-09-14 08:24:49 · 6yNo. 102004reply
Gonna order this Chinese puffer from late 80's and take a break from the shopping spree, it's getting out of hand.
 
Less than 35 bucks for three new items though, cheaper than thrifting, and I paid for shipping each time.

BavariaBernd2020-09-03 19:50:56 · 6yNo. 100988reply
What kind of gay engine is this?
I don't like these weird loading screens.
 
Also, is this a PEDO FREE ZONE?
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SingaporeBernd2020-09-12 01:57:43 · 6yNo. 101780reply
we're already posting our links on ernst (that's how i found this place, i haven't visited cabbageboard in ages), and so far the mods there are cool enough to leave the links up. if kotchan was up i'd help spread the word there as well...
New ZealandBernd2020-09-12 07:38:43 · 6yNo. 101793reply
Whatever happened to kotchan?
United StatesBernd2020-09-13 07:58:47 · 6yNo. 101861reply
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United StatesBernd2020-09-13 21:41:00 · 6yNo. 101946reply
I wish I was the bodyguard of an affluent arms dealer, maybe then my life would have meaning in serving my master
New ZealandBernd2020-09-13 21:54:00 · 6yNo. 101960reply
Sometimes I think about being a butler. I'd be a very good butler.
AustriaBernd2020-09-13 22:45:06 · 6yNo. 101974reply
Did you watch lord of war or what?
I remember when watched perfect storm. I now dream about being a fisherman working on fishing vessel. Those are good adventures to experience.
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 01:32:36 · 6yNo. 101990reply
Tfw no north sea crab fisher ;_;

United StatesBernd2020-09-13 19:28:07 · 6yNo. 101917reply
What is bernds opinions on Sak yant?
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United StatesBernd2020-09-13 19:52:37 · 6yNo. 101927reply
That is always up for debate. We could argue Tuaregs are part of the couscous diaspora and they cover themselves with ratios. Let us say for the sake of argument, whites in this case relate to unitedstatsians and Europeans accustomed to the modernist culture and lifestyle, that which lacks religious and cultural preference aiming instead for a global hegemonic culture of consumerism and aesthetics
RussiaBernd2020-09-13 20:13:53 · 6yNo. 101928reply
This.
United StatesBernd2020-09-13 21:43:24 · 6yNo. 101949reply
Are Scythian or orzi bydlo?
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 01:01:07 · 6yNo. 101985reply
I think the KC-standard is the Nipple test.

New ZealandBernd2020-09-12 17:59:51 · 6yNo. 101822reply
Navalny poisoned himself to assure Russia's international reputation is further tarnished.
A true iq199 move.
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GermanyBernd2020-09-13 22:52:24 · 6yNo. 101975reply
When the AfD started out under Lucke I was hopeful. However Lucke was playing the political game like the amateur he truly was and doomed himself. That party is nothing but a bunch of dreamers, shills and frank idiots who'd like to enrich themselves.
While they might have members who actually believe in the slogans the powerful party members spout, its all just a big scam. Quo vadis Deutschland
RussiaBernd2020-09-13 23:04:02 · 6yNo. 101976reply
With AfD being a Kremlin's agent and Dritte Weg/NPD looking absolutely unelectable, things do look bleak. But the shift to Right is inevitable, it's a matter of time. People promised that shift for years but now it actually looks convincing enough.
 
Sounds more like a salt mine rather than a grain.
> This doesn't make him unique btw
True, ties with mafia are the sad norm of capitalist states, but this case is unique. He isn't just a politician with ties to mafia, he is a politician emerging from mafia. That's different for countries outside Africa and Latin America.
 
> The point was that you claim that Putin acted irrational
Want other examples of his office's irrationality?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NTV_(Russia)#Talk_show_with_people_of_Ryazan_and_FSB_members
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege#Storming_by_Russian_forces
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_apartment_bombings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kursk_submarine_disaster
AustriaBernd2020-09-13 23:42:08 · 6yNo. 101979reply
>He isn't just a politician with ties to mafia, he is a politician emerging from mafia. That's different for countries outside Africa and Latin America.
He was from KGB. Telling that KGB is a mafia is far fetched.
 
And lets go to your cases:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NTV_(Russia)#Talk_show_with_people_of_Ryazan_and_FSB_members
This case is not clear for me. Some guys in government threatened NTV for bombings reports.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege#Storming_by_Russian_forces
Russians special forces doing badly in hostage saving situation is not new to me. But hostage operation is one thing and assasination attempt is another.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_apartment_bombings
The whole case is shady I have to agree. Especially I was concerned how jirinovsky was shut during his speech. Later he told to that zoomer reporter that he denies the idea that intelligence agencies were behind it and said that there could be some mistake. Believe him or not is up to you.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kursk_submarine_disaster
Kursk submarine was a mess I agree on that. It was a tragedy and they valued their secrets more than soldier lives.
 
I can even bring more cases. The last horrible disaster was in cemerevo where all was shitty prepared and shitty implemented. So many children died in fire and that fat annoying cunt in charge just left his position instead of further prosecution.
 
But still look. I will try to explain.
The version which is promoted by western propaganda is that putin killed a leader of opposition with novichok poison.
 
First of all, so called novichok failed with skripal assasination. Which is btw another case which ended up nowhere. And west likes to tie those cases assuming that putin actually poisoned scripals. And this version already falls appart since it makes no sense to use poison that failed once alredy. Besides there is many more easier ways to kill a person and even make look it like an accident. There is no point for such a james bond circus with horses they try to portray.
 
Secondly what are motives behind it?
How long is Navalny around? And Putin tolerated him all that time. More over in some latest elections he proved himeslf being some selfish populist not different than putin. I don't like peskov but he made a good point that navalny is so incompetent he could not unite opposition. Out of nowhere he becomes a threat to Putin so Putin poisons him. I just don't see any trigger that made him suddenly want to poison Navalny. If you could tell me something then it would be nice. I maybe miss something since I didn't follow navalny for long time due the fact how he keeps discrediting himself.
 
 
And finally, why send evidence?
Why would Putin want to give Navalny to the west where they could find any information against him? If I am a criminal and I commited a crime, then it is in my interest to avoid others to know that I did it therefore my actions would be hidding evidence no revealing it to other parties.
 
 
 
You can blame Putin creating such situation that he is considered the least evil by Russians and that whole opposition is just a bunch of clowns who are not reliable and could not be treated seriously. But that he somehow tried to assassinate Navalny is very unlikely because Navalnyi is no different from those clowns.
 
For now, the only way in which I would consider government somehow involved in all this case is that if Navalny somehow discovered something that would turn upside down everything.
GermanyBernd2020-09-14 00:58:44 · 6yNo. 101984reply
this tbh. i still vote them because they are the only anti-migration party but they still suck.

United StatesBernd2020-09-13 19:01:44 · 6yNo. 101904reply
There’s a really sad puppy at the beach and he keeps making sad puppy sounds because his masters won’t let him go on the beach :(
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GermanyBernd2020-09-13 19:21:16 · 6yNo. 101915reply
>buggy
>Dogs
I wish I were the owner.
United StatesBernd2020-09-13 19:26:36 · 6yNo. 101916reply
GermanyBernd2020-09-13 19:46:48 · 6yNo. 101925reply
all deada because of the chink virus.
United StatesBernd2020-09-13 19:49:42 · 6yNo. 101926reply
No that is not the reason. This is a relatively private beach, the locals know about it but they tell the tourists. It is after Labor Day so the tourists all go home and the beach returns into the hands of the fishermen and the locals. But I did expect to see more students from the local university?
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