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GermanyBernd2021-02-12 08:49:52 · 5yNo. 109519reply
Good morning Bernd, do you like Sushi?
This Bernd loves Sushi, but he is too poor to eat it often so a while ago he decided to learn how to make it himself.
 
Pic related is his last trial from December, without the booze it was about 15 Euros, enough for 4 people. For this flavour and quality you would easily pay 90+ Euros in a Sushi restaurant.
 
Today evening he will try it again, this time he will try to:
- make WARSHIP sushi (not so hard)
- not fuck up the eggs structure (hard)
- possibly make eel sushi, if eel is available on the local market
 
Should Bernd post how he makes the Sushi? Does anyone give a shit?
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FinlandBernd2021-02-13 12:46:51 · 5yNo. 109586reply
because it is an established form of fast food even in the wect and people would get really butthurt if it wasn't allowed
 
salt water fish also doesn't have THAT many parasites (afaik), freezing removes some of them, and fish parasites are often not as dangerous as red meat parasites are (eg. the pig tapeworm)
GermanyBernd2021-02-13 13:59:00 · 5yNo. 109590reply
So it's not really a problem and it is just something Bernds say to make others worry? Like saying licking a minge once gives you throat cancer?
GermanyBernd2021-02-13 21:00:45 · 5yNo. 109625sagereply
Oops, forgot the making process but here is the result. I'm getting better but it was still 3h of work.
FinlandBernd2021-02-13 21:23:35 · 5yNo. 109626reply
it is a real problem and eating sushi is a gamble in this regard but it may turn out just fine in the end if you're not unlucky
 
not as bad as eating raw pork in any kc's

GermanyBernd2021-02-08 10:52:07 · 5yNo. 109190reply
Hello meine german frens
Are you also freezing? This is the coldest week since many years here.
Make sure to not catch a cold :3
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RussiaBernd2021-02-09 20:08:53 · 5yNo. 109379reply
So OP is just piss poor? Oh, I understand.
FinlandBernd2021-02-09 20:09:42 · 5yNo. 109380reply
> so now i'm a little low on apparel
I know your feel
 
Regards, infestation of cloth-eating beetles, my whole wardrobe went into the trash
TexasBernd2021-02-12 20:43:26 · 5yNo. 109550reply
I suffer on the kansas
VenezuelaBernd2021-02-13 01:50:50 · 5yNo. 109579reply
same here, january was colder than usual
the coldest month in like 15 years

GermanyBernd2021-02-07 22:57:15 · 5yNo. 109152reply
This pandemic and lockdown are really getting to me. On top of that, almost every thing I did in the last few weeks went wrong in some weird way and I had many things happen to me out of bad luck, like power outage in my flat and things going wrong with my mail, etc.
 
I have been on the verge of tears for a couple of hours ;_;
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GermanyBernd2021-02-13 01:01:23 · 5yNo. 109571reply
I have an bikes and I try to go outside during sunlight for a walk or bike tour every other day, at least. I also do strength training at home. It helps, keep me sane overall, but there are still days and moments when it is bad.
FinlandBernd2021-02-13 01:02:47 · 5yNo. 109572reply
 
Yes, it alone is not enough. Do you have any social contacts? I notice myself the days without social interactions with other human beings become much heavier
GermanyBernd2021-02-13 01:40:13 · 5yNo. 109576reply
Tomorrow I will skype with a fren and today a female fren randomly messaged me asking how I am. (Usually it is multiple weeks without anyone reaching out to me.) She offered to visit me to cook together and maybe watch an movies if I want to. I think I will say yes.
FinlandBernd2021-02-13 01:44:59 · 5yNo. 109577reply
 
Definitely say yes. Maybe go outside for a walk and talk. Chats on the internet is sort of a suppliment, I notice talking online doesn't really do anything and I need the 'real deal', a real life social interaction.

FinlandInvesting/Business/Economy/MoneyBernd2021-02-03 22:12:54 · 5yNo. 108738reply
Do we have any long term investors here? Or traders? Let's talk $$$. Dumb questions allowed, newbies welcome.
Personally I am now a boring index fund investor as I became a student, but in the future when I'll have a proper income again I'll try my luck and pick some dividend stocks and build a 2nd portfolio around them.
 
Serious discussion, please.
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United StatesBernd2021-02-11 05:04:56 · 5yNo. 109468reply
DIAMOND HANDS
NetherlandsBernd2021-02-11 08:28:00 · 5yNo. 109480reply
Of course, but can they reliably do so? The government has no idea how much wealth I have in cryptocurrencies unless I obediently tell them. Anyway, taxed or not, we're still collectively cutting out the middle man and establishing trustless loans and trades between each other at lightning speed.
KansasBernd2021-02-12 01:21:53 · 5yNo. 109505reply
I wish I knew how to trade options. My portfolio is in healthcare, automotive companies, and mining companies. Very 70iq.
AustraliaBernd2021-02-12 23:58:39 · 5yNo. 109562reply
I don't think they really reliably can. They probably want to though.

GermanyBernd2021-02-12 20:36:38 · 5yNo. 109549reply
Does Bernd believe in genetic memory and inherited trauma? I do.
 
I know it sounds kinda weird and is associated with all kinds of crazy people and crackpot ideas I don't believe in. For example SS-occultist Karl Maria Wiligut who believed he could remember facts from the lives of his Gothic ancesdors. I think Varg has also made similar claims and there are all kinds of new age esoteric ideas about former lives etc. I'm not talking about that.
 
In recent times, mainstream scientists have started to investigate phenomena in epigenetics where children of people who lived through starvation have a tendency to become fatter in order to prepare for another famine. I have also read an article about a German man who lived through the bombing of Hamburg. Both his son and his grandson had recurring nightmares about fleeing through the burning city to safety, an event he himself really experienced but never talked to them before.
 
I personally have a really strong feeling of security and safety whenever I am underground. I have been to mines, subways, a bunker and really deep cellars. Other people describe it as uncomfortable to not have windows and think about tons of rock above your head. Personally I find it comforting. It is the strongest feeling I ever experienced from just being in a specific place. I think it must be connected to my grandparents, who lived through one of the worst allied bombings in WWII and regularly had to go into a bunker. One event had my grandmother in a sort of makeshift bunker that caught fire and she had to flee through streets running with rivers of burning phosphorus to another bunker. I imagine this is a trauma I inherited.
Another one is a sort of social anxiety, fear of strangers and of angry people. Several of my ancestors were abused by choleric people and my grandfather was expelled by his Czech neighbours at the end of WWII, which was another extremely traumatic event. The traits that I associate with this experience are present in my father, who is his son, but not my mom. Which further makes me believe this theory is true.
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FinlandBernd2021-02-12 21:14:58 · 5yNo. 109556reply
If it’s a religious/magical belief why try to (pseudo)scientifically explain it? Feel as connected to your ancestors as you want to, no shame in it.
GermanyBernd2021-02-12 21:30:06 · 5yNo. 109557reply
It's not religious in the sense that I believe the science might prove me right with future research. I also don't feel more connected to my grandparents, who I generally dislike. I just feel like it makes perfect sense to explain my experiences in life.
TurkeyBernd2021-02-12 22:00:19 · 5yNo. 109560reply
>There are anecdotes of people who receive organ transplants and then have new memories or skills
Sounds like press going for sensation.
 
Generally no I don't believe DNA can affect brain in terms of memories of any kind, I think it only has a structure of a "proto brain" in it.
But brain is more or less a whitelist, at least neo cortex and other complex parts which make us unlike other animals able to solve complex problems.
 
You can see it in new born kids, they can't even control their limbs, seems like they're just wired to a brain and controlling them is learning process which isn't there right away.
 
Maybe you can confuse some knowledge with a "genetic memory" if that knowledge is common to almost every individual during development.
Like walking, talking and etc.
New ZealandBernd2021-02-12 23:44:16 · 5yNo. 109561reply
Well certain lineages do produce better sons and daughters containing personality traits and skills, so it may be a possibility that is imprinted by the culture of society rather than nature.
t.clueless

RussiaBernd2021-02-11 05:02:14 · 5yNo. 109467reply
BO WHY IS IT BLACK NOW HOW DO I MAKE BACK
 
AND WHEN BUY KRAUTCHAN DOMAING
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GermanyBernd2021-02-12 06:38:32 · 5yNo. 109513reply
Do you know how it works? Will it be available to register at exactly 00:00 April 29th? I wonder if there's a business around snatching freeing domains as fast as possible the moment they are released
TurkeyBernd2021-02-12 08:47:30 · 5yNo. 109518reply
i heard there will be an auction held by godaddy.
EcuadorBernd2021-02-12 16:16:20 · 5yNo. 109537reply
doubt.jpg
FinlandBernd2021-02-12 16:48:59 · 5yNo. 109544reply
I miss Northpole/Krautchan ;___;

New ZealandBernd2021-02-11 06:46:41 · 5yNo. 109476reply
Here's some photos of my workplace. I'm a vineyard nigger. Lowest caste of unskilled labour and today was an exceptionally silly day.
My coworker arrived late. Problems weren't as I'm still paid. He took the wrong entrance to the vineyard and took ten minutes to back up the trailer sitting a tractor back onto the right road. Poor guy is overowkred but has a short term memory problem. Then he mangles a few posts as we're setting nets to protect the ripening grapes from pirds. So instead we opt to manually lay out the nets and hook them into spot. Not an issue. We get to the end of our block and he forgets to close ghe door of his tractor. My work mate looks at me in disbelief and I can only smile.
So we take lunch, and mind you, we should have been done most of this netting by now. Then we're faced with continuous netting snaps, and walking up hill was tuckering me out a bit. Still no issues to be had. I rode the tractor to the next block and the netting kept snapping every ten meters. Then the wind made the netting tangle, so I had to clip them to the posts. And we finally stopped at 16:00 and went to clean up the shattered glass, taking a full 45 minutess to clean up the mess.
On the bright side, my coworker is very cute. Very soft spoken and a very easy going kinda man, as I fucked up a few times because I was getting bored by the end.
Pic related, where I worked and where rich people send naughty unskilled woorkers to suffer to make their wine sweeter.
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New ZealandBernd2021-02-11 07:48:33 · 5yNo. 109478reply
Nz has every biome you can imagine.
I've been here for nearly two years purely by accident. My working holiday expires in October and I'm afraid to return to Canada.
GermanyBernd2021-02-11 07:52:02 · 5yNo. 109479reply
>I'm afraid to return to Canada.
Why?
Are Anglo countries really that bad to live in if you don't have the best education?
New ZealandBernd2021-02-11 08:40:15 · 5yNo. 109481reply
Education isn't an issue. My problem centres the covid pandemic and possibly having avoided paying taxes.
GermanyBernd2021-02-11 09:36:15 · 5yNo. 109484reply
At least you can work.

United StatesSquawking bird blows the whistle on fake video trying to tilt EcBernd2021-02-10 19:07:13 · 5yNo. 109447reply
An attempt to influence the Ecuadorian elections with a fake video purportedly showing leftwing guerrillas endorsing one of the candidates was thwarted by a ground-dwelling bird and a keen-eared ornithologist.
In the video, shared on social media before the election’s first round on Sunday, three masked and armed men stood before the red and black flag of the ELN – Colombia’s largest remaining guerrilla force – and expressed their support for the leftist candidate Andrés Arauz.
A caption at the foot of the screen described the setting as the “Colombian jungle”, but a shrill whistle from somewhere in the shrub gave the game away.
 
“Tinamous are quite primitive birds. They live on the forest floor and they don’t sing; they have short, inflected whistles,” said Sánchez. “It was just luck that this particular species lives in a very small and rare dry forest ecosystem in western Ecuador and north-west Peru.” Although the ELN have previously operated in northern Ecuador, there is no record of activity in those ecosystem areas.
Spelling mistakes, strange accents and unlikely weaponry further undermined the authenticity of the video, which emerged after the Colombian weekly magazine Semana claimed it had uncovered documents showing ELN support for Arauz. The ELN denies the claim and disavowed the video.
In recent years, organizations such as Bellingcat have mobilized citizen journalists and volunteer experts to verify or disprove online videos. Although the Colombian military has previously used ornithologists to help locate hostages from audio recordings, this is the first time such a process has been used to clip the wings of fake guerrillas.
 
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/09/ecuador-bird-fake-video-colombian-guerrillas
EcuadorBernd2021-02-11 00:40:45 · 5yNo. 109466reply
I have my doubts on the debunking considering it comes from a left wing paper.

TurkeyBernd2021-02-09 22:41:27 · 5yNo. 109398reply
Are we krautchan.rip or bernd.group?
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FinlandBernd2021-02-10 10:07:37 · 5yNo. 109426reply
i alwyas use this one
GermanyBernd2021-02-10 10:54:06 · 5yNo. 109431reply
For me this site is called bernd.group, it is original and doesn't sound as uncreative as krautchan.rip
GermanyBernd2021-02-10 14:36:36 · 5yNo. 109442reply
actually, we are hamstakilla.com
TurkeyBernd2021-02-10 19:16:12 · 5yNo. 109448reply
I don't have anything against hamsters..

RussiaBernd2021-02-10 07:31:13 · 5yNo. 109415reply
What do you think about russian elves?
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RussiaBernd2021-02-10 13:12:57 · 5yNo. 109439reply
Literally half of Russia
RussiaBernd2021-02-10 13:55:24 · 5yNo. 109441reply
Only in your imagination.
GermanyBernd2021-02-10 16:45:36 · 5yNo. 109443reply
butifel, would marry
GermanyBernd2021-02-10 18:35:38 · 5yNo. 109445reply
Agreed. I'm not sure I get what OP is aiming at, though.

FinlandBackpack threadBernd2021-02-09 19:53:30 · 5yNo. 109365reply
Most of the world is stuck inside for the time being, but what is your EDC* transport mechanism? Do you still bring a backpack with you or have you opted for suitcases or messenger bags (or manpurse)?
 
Is it immature to still use backpacks?
 
*Everyday carry
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United StatesBernd2021-02-10 06:10:40 · 5yNo. 109408reply
I have a carhartt backpack with laptop and tablet and phone pouches thats brown/tan
New ZealandBernd2021-02-10 07:07:48 · 5yNo. 109412reply
Having travelled and been homeless, its essential to understand the limitations and packing of your bag to evenly distribute weight in and around it
I will shitpost my bag tomorrow.
 
My contents include a down sledping bag. Ond opinel. One cooking pot. One butane canister. One spoon. One brass scrubber. One thermarest roll out mat with a high r value. Spinoza's ethics and Nietzsche's thus spake Zarathustra. One journal. One scrapbook for arts and graffity. One D harmonica. One kazoo. Baby wipes. Seven pairs of socks. One extra change of sweatpants. One cotton shirt in case I need to layer my wool sweater due to wind or cold. Pegs. Duct tape. Steel and flint. Vape coils. Vape juice. One tarp with cord to substitute tenting. And other stuff as well that I'm too fucking tired to remember.
t.20.5hours of sleep during an 8 hour work day
FinlandBernd2021-02-10 09:49:33 · 5yNo. 109425reply
 
I want to buy this but I have no money for now.
I don't know about backpacks, I don't want to wear one because I feel like I look like a kid wearing one, but I don't judge others wearing one
TurkeyBernd2021-02-10 11:18:16 · 5yNo. 109433reply
i use old fashioned yellow dc backpack and dont give a shit about if it looks immature.

New ZealandBernd2021-02-08 14:54:45 · 5yNo. 109226reply
I unfortunately woke up from a very sexual dream shdre I was frantically munching out a redhead with sigils drawn all over her, only to be faced with the question of when I had last previously had a nocturnal emission.
Well it seems that soon after that my heart beat harder than the night I drank 2 energy drinks and had eight coffees..
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New ZealandBernd2021-02-08 21:55:23 · 5yNo. 109301reply
I have been since 2017
GermanyBernd2021-02-09 10:18:28 · 5yNo. 109316reply
You're not.
t. sames as you
GermanyBernd2021-02-09 10:45:56 · 5yNo. 109317reply
I remember discovering porn as a teenager but still being grossed out by vaginas. So I watched some softcore stuff of girls stripping and focused on tits. Then I had a sexual dream where I put benin in bagina and after that I was not grossed out anymore.
MoscowBernd2021-02-10 10:39:07 · 5yNo. 109428reply
It's okay I guess. I only remember nightmares.

FinlandBernd2021-02-07 16:31:02 · 5yNo. 109063reply
I visited KC from 2012-2015, is this the successor of that KC I remember?
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FinlandBernd2021-02-08 16:03:49 · 5yNo. 109240reply
3d is gross no matter what
FinlandBernd2021-02-08 19:11:19 · 5yNo. 109276reply
Make a waifu thread and I will join you brother.
RussiaBernd2021-02-09 17:03:02 · 5yNo. 109338reply
I want sex with African woman...
GermanyBernd2021-02-09 20:06:59 · 5yNo. 109376reply
Me too. Would be interesting.

GermanyBernd2021-02-03 01:33:32 · 5yNo. 108660reply
Why do Finns have so much soul?
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FinlandBernd2021-02-09 09:40:41 · 5yNo. 109315reply
Genetic distances to Sweden:
Finland (Helsinki): 1.89
Finland (Kuusamo): 2.87
Bulgaria: 1.47
 
Literal gypsies are more European than Finns.
FinlandBernd2021-02-09 11:23:49 · 5yNo. 109318reply
Eh, you read that wrong.
Literal gypsies are more European than Swedes.
GermanyBernd2021-02-09 11:44:49 · 5yNo. 109319reply
You are banned. Get it? Banned. You are not welcome here.
RussiaBernd2021-02-09 13:07:20 · 5yNo. 109323reply
>No Ukraine
They should have included my all of my little brothers.
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