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United StatesBernd2021-07-10 13:50:22 · 5yNo. 117268reply
Should I buy a 3D printer?
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NorwayBernd2021-07-13 08:51:48 · 5yNo. 117399reply
Getting a gf is so easy why would anyone print a gf haha
FinlandBernd2021-07-13 09:35:20 · 5yNo. 117400reply
GermanyBernd2021-07-13 17:41:56 · 5yNo. 117415reply
Will meet woman tomorrow, she seems very neurotypical (e.g. enjoys listening to music on the radio which seems utterly strange to me) but otherwise nice and cute. We will have a drink at the river. How do I make her my GF?
GermanyBernd2021-07-13 18:21:17 · 5yNo. 117418reply
put MDMA in her drink

NetherlandsReally activates your almondsBernd2021-07-12 19:35:11 · 5yNo. 117384reply
CzechiaBernd2021-07-13 07:30:49 · 5yNo. 117392reply
KC tier post.

United Statesobservation regarding interabled couplesBernd2021-07-12 06:06:06 · 5yNo. 117369reply
For some reason I've been checking out videos on youtube featuring couples in which one member is disabled (deaf, blind, spinal cord injury etc.), and I've noticed they seem to be interracial more often than usual.
 
I'm not disabled btw I have no idea why I'm watching these.
FinlandBernd2021-07-12 09:52:49 · 5yNo. 117371reply
I like to watch ex-JW videos on YT even thoh I don't knoe anyone who has ever been a Witness
SwedenBernd2021-07-12 11:05:10 · 5yNo. 117372reply
i just scrolled through like a hundred videos that came up when searching deaf couple and it seems like you have confused yourself. it seems to me like there is one bigger interracial couple, but it does not seem to be a more common phenomenon. i dont know why you do this. you see one example of a thing and then assume or brand all others as that. and then you ask why is it so? well its because its not actually so, and you just invented that in your mind. but that makes me wonder what is the motivation for you to want to invent this concept? i dont know. and i dont know why you felt it was necessary to create a thread about it.
GermanyBernd2021-07-12 11:25:04 · 5yNo. 117373reply
why do you care?

New ZealandBernd2021-07-11 01:04:15 · 5yNo. 117298reply
I live with a bunch of Vanuatans and sometimes its difficult to read their intentions. They're really jolly people and constantly joking but sometimes they push food onto me, which makes me suspicious. When I was doing my washing the other night, a fat one came up to me and started babbling in broken English and then propositioned something to me that sounded like sex.
Very strange people.
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BrazilBernd2021-07-11 05:01:25 · 5yNo. 117301reply
I don't trust people from tiny islands in the middle of nowhere. Isolation makes people weird
New ZealandBernd2021-07-11 05:48:00 · 5yNo. 117303reply
Definitely not. Take your schizo pills.
I think the problem is me. Western culture is built upon exerting our power in friendships, as I've learned and grown to notice, where as these men build their friendship based on blood, culture and helping each other out for the sake of it. These tiny islands are the last happy islands untouched by the Western need to be economically productive, when for them a good life is having a house and land to feed your family and invite your friends over to eat and share kava.
SloveniaBernd2021-07-11 08:07:26 · 5yNo. 117313reply
>friendships
>helping each other out for the sake of it
I was going to ask, what's the difference, but then I remembered that during the course of the last century, Western culture has also shifted the meaning of "friendship" from "helping each other out" to "hanging out enjoying the same stuff".
Sad!
New ZealandBernd2021-07-12 06:05:39 · 5yNo. 117368reply
I've always found my friendships began with "what benefits will this person bring me?" I've grown to accept it as normal.

GermanyGuessing game thread #2Bernd2021-07-11 15:59:58 · 5yNo. 117341reply
I ordered this burger with cum sauce and extra cheese together with a big king XXL menu (onion onrings with mayo and 0.5L sparkling water).
 
i also ordered food for two more people
 
how much much did we pay together?
 
 
 
the winner will be announced soon™
CanadaBernd2021-07-11 18:00:44 · 5yNo. 117344reply
36.69
SwedenBernd2021-07-11 22:01:49 · 5yNo. 117359reply

GermanyBernd2021-06-09 18:51:21 · 5yNo. 115660reply
My guitar teacher asked me to sell him something to smoke and I will be the first student who ever sells him drugs! He also didn't smoke any cannabis for 40 years so basically I will re-take his pot virginity next week.
 
r8
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GermanyBernd2021-07-10 02:20:07 · 5yNo. 117243reply
I tried recording me tuning the guitar using the overtone method.
From ~0:26 you can hear the rippling sound and how I keep tuning the string until it 100% fits.
GermanyBernd2021-07-10 02:27:59 · 5yNo. 117245reply
Additional info: Today I learned to play Minecraft - Sweden.
AustriaBernd2021-07-10 06:59:13 · 5yNo. 117250reply
You have a pleasant voice Bernd :3
Also the interference between both waves seems much more nuanced and hard to hear then I imagined. My musically simpleton mind had to think about the Tristram music all along.
GermanyBernd2021-07-11 21:49:44 · 5yNo. 117352reply

United StatesBernd2021-06-27 11:22:14 · 5yNo. 116703reply
Happy Sunday
 
Does bernd want to play a game?
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United StatesBernd2021-07-11 13:11:38 · 5yNo. 117332reply
What's a good game on steam?
 
Can't play any thing very srs since I only have an i5 comet lake
GermanyBernd2021-07-11 13:31:27 · 5yNo. 117334reply
go get scribble it and add me, i still have some time
United StatesBernd2021-07-11 13:47:54 · 5yNo. 117336reply
I can't draw well so it wouldn't be fun for you
GermanyBernd2021-07-11 15:10:11 · 5yNo. 117339reply
about 80% of players are utter shit in drawing that's why it is so hilarious to play with friends in a voice chat
 
i think i can make the atmosphere to have a fun voice chat with bernds until they are hardcore autists

NorwayBernd2021-06-26 10:53:23 · 5yNo. 116639reply
Long story short me mum screwed up my last name. Not sure if I should take my dad's name or combine them or make a new one.
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United StatesBernd2021-06-29 23:30:46 · 5yNo. 116826reply
>Still in school
 
God, I wish I was young again
GermanyOP!!!!!Bernd2021-06-30 11:08:04 · 5yNo. 116833reply
United KingdomBernd2021-07-11 06:19:36 · 5yNo. 117309reply
Is OP a Slav immigrant or a true Norwegian girl?
New ZealandBernd2021-07-11 06:50:34 · 5yNo. 117310reply
Norway produces the best looking trannies.
infa 100%

SloveniaBoard Speed TheoryBernd2021-06-08 21:26:51 · 5yNo. 115531reply
Not to cite anyone in particular, but you notice a lot that some people don't want to post on a board because it's dead, and the board is in turn dead because nobody posts on it. I find this effect interesting; and it's understandable: if there's no threads to engage with, there's not much of a reason to go to a board, no?
 
Well, then I asked myself; how would one model expected board speed? How does number of posters affect it? What's the correlation? Of course, posters have very different levels of postings individually: some are prolific, some are more prone to making new threads while others generally just reply – that's a lot of variables. But let's just assume that there's not much difference between bernds, and let's assume that, since bernd doesn't go outside and has a fucked up sleeping schedule, there's no real power hours at any time. (Yes, I'm being a physicist here.) What kind of function of N – number of posters on a board – is posting speed? How does bringing a new poster affect board speed?
 
So, if we assume that all bernds are equally likely to create a thread, and will reply with equal likelihood to what they read (not necessarily reply to everything, just to things they find interesting, or have something to say) – bringing a new bernd over will 1) increase the number of threads (since he is OP of some of them now) as well as 2) increase the number of replies in each thread.
 
But his threads and replies, in turn, also make it more likely for all other bernds to post something: in reply to his posts. So if everyone reads everything and replies to everyone (when applicable) – number of threads goes as N, but number of replies, and thus posting speed grows much faster, since there's not only more posters, but also more content to reply to! Is it N² – N threads times N bernds who might reply? No – each new reply also makes every other bernd more likely to reply!
 
It's an infinite series: if probability of a bernd to reply is p, and if N bernds create N OPs: then there will be N*pN first order replies (N threads, and each of N bernds has probability of p to reply); then there's N*pN*pN second order replies (replies to first order replies), and so on and so on: N + pN² + p²N³ + p³N⁴ + ... = N/(1-pN) (which obviously makes sense only if p<1/N)
 
This has an interesting consequence. While number of bernds is small – the denominator is practically 1, and board speed grows roughly linearly with number of bernds. But as number of bernds approaches critical value: Ň=1/p, the board speed should, in this model, suddenly start diverging towards infinity. (Clearly, this shows that model assumptions are broken.)
 
Well, we assumed that all bernds can read everything, and will reply to everything they feel like replying to: but, can bernd really produce infinite number of posts? Not really: as the number of bernds approaches this critical value, suddenly the board becomes fast enough that there's constantly new posts, and bernds can no longer reply to absolutely everything. At higher speeds, there's not even enough time to read everything bernd might be interested in. But, we have seen that there's a critical number Ň when a board ceases being slow. At that critical number, the board is suddenly fast enough that, no matter when you come, there's new posts being made.
 
The key to getting the board alive is, thus, increasing the number of bernds past this critical number Ň.
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New ZealandBernd2021-06-17 22:14:03 · 5yNo. 116154reply
I will not confirm or deny your outrageous claim.
United KingdomBernd2021-06-20 14:04:37 · 5yNo. 116345reply
bump for serious discussions
MoscowBernd2021-06-30 13:08:38 · 5yNo. 116838reply
post stuff about germ theory plz
 
 
t. italchuk
United KingdomBernd2021-07-11 06:18:14 · 5yNo. 117307reply
Just focus on making the good threads and the bernds will follow.

United StatesBernd2021-07-10 17:16:58 · 5yNo. 117274reply
What are some good apps for Android?
 
t. Mostly uses newpipe & lichess
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GermanyBernd2021-07-10 21:00:52 · 5yNo. 117287reply
GermanyBernd2021-07-10 21:21:22 · 5yNo. 117290reply
ScanMaster
Fennec
Star Walk 2
SkySafari
 
Someone know good car offline navigation for android?
CanadaBernd2021-07-11 00:27:06 · 5yNo. 117296reply
New ZealandBernd2021-07-11 00:35:04 · 5yNo. 117297reply
The motherfucking Google app keeps autoupdating and its the only one that continues to autoupdate. I fucking hate Android so much. I wish Sailfish had succeeded instead of this rubbish.

GermanyBernd2021-07-10 15:21:48 · 5yNo. 117272reply
 
What does it mean, when one eyebrow is always higher than the other one? Mine are like this as well, does it mean we're schizos?
United StatesBernd2021-07-10 15:28:01 · 5yNo. 117273reply
One of mine is higher than the other and I am a schizo
 
t. Schizo
SloveniaBernd2021-07-10 20:18:26 · 5yNo. 117284reply
Oh shit I'm sorry
<sorry for what?

TurkeyquestionBernd2021-07-07 14:41:04 · 5yNo. 117129reply
Admin how did you learn to code and web design?
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CanadaBernd2021-07-10 02:05:16 · 5yNo. 117237reply
What is native coding?
RussiaBernd2021-07-10 13:21:44 · 5yNo. 117263reply
it means your code will run not in some sort of virtual machine like jvm.
 
there are a lot of them.
my favs are scala and typescript.
TurkeyBernd2021-07-10 13:28:40 · 5yNo. 117266reply
What about java? Does it fit for web designings?
RussiaBernd2021-07-10 13:34:38 · 5yNo. 117267reply
Well you can do a website on practiacally any langauge you want but generally i would say using java for it is rather uncommon.
I think java is good enough for basic learning but i would still pick some of the modern JVM languages like Kotlin or Scala.

United StatesBernd2021-07-10 11:03:49 · 5yNo. 117257reply
It used to be possible to view really old threads in the catalog and post in them but that isn't the case anymore. Why bo?
RussiaBernd2021-07-10 13:14:38 · 5yNo. 117262reply
you can still see them but you can't reply to threads which sunk past 20th page
oh and there is no pagination in catalog, i forgot to add it after rework

New ZealandRussian Cyber attacksBernd2021-07-10 00:42:54 · 5yNo. 117234reply
What can be done? Russia never signed the Budapest convention against cyber attacks and turns a blind eye against rogues operating within it's borders just as another tactic to peck at America's weakening state and expose how vulnerable it is to propaganda and attacks on its infrastructure and companies.
I think Biden is either playing a front by playing coy by telling the media he's ignorant of the attackers. If he showed strength, this could be a good move against the perfidious ruskie.
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NorwayBernd2021-07-10 06:12:34 · 5yNo. 117248reply
Maybe others should manage better cyber security?
TurkeyBernd2021-07-10 06:29:48 · 5yNo. 117249reply
What if it was always like this and the number of autismos went up because people started to learn more about it and tested their children for it.
NorwayBernd2021-07-10 07:01:12 · 5yNo. 117251reply
1980: 1 in 10 000 pidor
2032: 1 in 2 pidor
New ZealandBernd2021-07-10 08:39:53 · 5yNo. 117254reply
Many such cases.
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