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Germanyfeels threadBernd2021-08-25 21:25:33 · 5yNo. 121257reply
I want to hug someone.
I want to love someone.
I want to listen and be heard by someone.
I need gf.
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GermanyBernd2021-09-03 21:10:48 · 5yNo. 121996reply
I'm basically a BEN (Betriebseigener Neger) aka intern.
GermanyBernd2021-09-03 21:18:49 · 5yNo. 121998reply
same but i get 1000 bucks a month lol
also after two weeks i'm already good friends with the important people xD
CaliforniaBernd2021-09-04 01:51:10 · 5yNo. 122016reply
... When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joy within you dies
Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to love?
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
You better find somebody to love
RussiaBernd2021-09-04 03:33:26 · 5yNo. 122018reply
How many cocks did you suck?

SwedenParadox fires the new female ceoBernd2021-09-02 20:30:33 · 5yNo. 121895reply
Seems people don't like hardcore/niche games strategy as mobile and console and trying to make them more casual. Also apparently she tried to fire Johan. Thank god Henrik is back, but the last few years of his tenure did still see an over-use of DLC:s I get it they wanna make money. But I hope he realizes he needs to win back customer good will by making the DLC:s fewer and more content for less money or maybe even make them expansions instead.
 
I actually invested in Paradox when it went public, made 500% profit, sold off some but kept most invested and this woman cost me alot of money. Why do people who have never played video games think they know how and what to develop and why do they keep ruining all our vidya?
 
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/amp/paradox-ceo-quits-over-differing-views-on-the-companys-strategy
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TurkeyBernd2021-09-03 06:57:41 · 5yNo. 121910reply
>throne of the company
why are journalists so cringe?
FinlandBernd2021-09-03 07:39:58 · 5yNo. 121911reply
You would think Paradox games work just fine on a mobile platform tbh
SloveniaBernd2021-09-03 07:56:37 · 5yNo. 121913reply
nice, I'm bullish for Vic3 now
SwedenBernd2021-09-03 08:28:58 · 5yNo. 121923reply
*doubt*

RussiaBernd2021-08-19 08:30:56 · 5yNo. 120482reply
It's slug season again, innit? I really do not appreciate those things, ruins my day when it gets under something I need to grab and I squish it with my fingers. The absolute worst tactile feel imaginable, I'd rather grab a bunch of needles tbh.
 
But the worst thing about them is the way they breathe. All of them have this hole on the right side, it's an opening to their "lungs" where they absorb oxygen. They don't inhale/exhale but just let the air circulate naturally. The way it looks is very disturbing, I shouldn't be able to see inside their inner workings, what's up with that?
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United StatesBernd2021-08-30 02:16:49 · 5yNo. 121561reply
Does she has FOUR boobas?👀👀
RussiaBernd2021-08-30 09:18:56 · 5yNo. 121576reply
I draw a thing or two every day, most of them are not worthy. The point is for me to finish something every day and "publish" it somewhere.
 
That's... that is decorative leather pieces hanging down from the neck, dyed red to signify their royalty. Really can not see boobs.
 
Slugs are hermaphrodites meaning they are all males and females, therefore it's the king and queen of slugs in 1 creature.
RussiaBernd2021-08-30 19:10:54 · 5yNo. 121648reply
My slugs. I noticed that the hole closes shut when disturbed.
GermanyI got KARMA'dBernd2021-09-03 08:14:02 · 5yNo. 121921reply
So I went into a corn field ~30m away from home by bike with my brother and a friend.
We played a bit, ate, did spme things, and when we wanted to go home it was already dark.
 
When I picked up my bike I had my hand wrapped around a huge slug that climbed on my handlebar and EW it was disgusting.
 
Luckily we had water and tissues to clean my hands and the slimy handlebar.

GermanyBernd2021-08-31 19:49:47 · 5yNo. 121750reply
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SloveniaBernd2021-09-01 16:11:38 · 5yNo. 121802reply
Free Palestine שחררו את פלסטין US-Israeli Collusion קנוניה אמריקאית-ישראלית Julian Assange ג'וליאן אסאנג ' The Five Eyes חמש עיניים Moazzam Begg מועם בג Iran Air Flight 655 איראן טיסה אווירית 655 NSA Spying Scandal שערורייה Johnny Garrett ג'וני גארט PRISM פריזמה Indefinite Detention מעצר בלתי מוגבל Shaker Aamer שאכר Guantanamo Bay מפרץ גואנטנמו Shooting of Philando Castile ירי של פילנדו קסטיליה Safiq Rasool שליח עליז Tuskegee syphilis experiment ניסוי טוסקגיי עגבת Child Hormone Replacement Therapy With Penectomy טיפול הורמונלי של הילד עם טיפול בכריתת רחם Edward Snowden
GermanyBernd2021-09-01 17:34:10 · 5yNo. 121805reply
That's so antisemitic I've lost every last bit of respect for you, Slovborg. Why don't you post on pedochan?
New ZealandBernd2021-09-02 06:23:30 · 5yNo. 121838reply
Is there copypasta for Northern Ireland as well?
SloveniaBernd2021-09-03 08:06:52 · 5yNo. 121919reply
it would be ebin if unicode encoded gaelic type separately instead of just having a couple special "insular" characters added
 
there should be one for italy / anni di piombo as well

United KingdomBernd2021-08-31 10:43:17 · 5yNo. 121696reply
I don't understand this place
Is this the new krautchan?
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SwedenBernd2021-09-02 14:24:41 · 5yNo. 121874reply
>This sounds just like kaycee.
Well yeah that's true
 
I don't mind banning poltards who are being annoying but it's also important it doesn't become some reddit tire circlejerk, both are worthy of bans not due to their opinions but behaviour.
GermanyBernd2021-09-02 15:25:19 · 5yNo. 121875reply
dw we only ban nonce and bogdan tire schizo behaviour here
SingaporeBernd2021-09-03 03:54:57 · 5yNo. 121903reply
kc is gone
old internet is gone
simple as
 
there will always be new communities that are not part of normie internet, but don't ever expect them to emulate the norms and yores of old
SloveniaBernd2021-09-03 08:00:07 · 5yNo. 121915reply
>if you dare to disagree you will get banned for being a "poltard" or "kohlface"
I was banned for "trolling" once when debating something. I don't recall what it was but mods were convinced nobody would honestly be this right-wing.

New ZealandBernd2021-09-03 04:24:58 · 5yNo. 121904reply
My faggot employer decided to gip me out of a day's wage, so I'm subversively catalyzing dissent within my crew to make havoc.
1) Told them which ministries to report
2) Make sure to get him audited
3) Demand compensation
4) Strip him of his visa scheme to hire cheap.labour
5) Make a competing company to starve him
GermanyBernd2021-09-03 06:00:42 · 5yNo. 121906reply
Good luck.

New ZealandBernd2021-09-02 06:40:59 · 5yNo. 121840reply
Has Bernd ever gone dancing? I'd liie to dance with a woman some hardcore moves.
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MoscowBernd2021-09-02 08:30:15 · 5yNo. 121848reply
I tried to dance once at a school party. People laughed.
New ZealandBernd2021-09-02 17:23:48 · 5yNo. 121883reply
Fug! Next time I'm on vacation I'll have to find someone to dance with to 1950s music.
NorwayBernd2021-09-02 18:41:59 · 5yNo. 121889reply
I danced... but not after the incident.
FinlandBernd2021-09-02 20:17:48 · 5yNo. 121890reply
 
Some grill came over and sexually harassed you?
 

Germany:/Bernd2021-09-01 21:27:49 · 5yNo. 121806reply
There have been many negative vibes on tbis board lately
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TurkeyBernd2021-09-02 06:16:18 · 5yNo. 121834reply
>tfw everyone hates you because of your countryball
you don't even know what this means
New ZealandBernd2021-09-02 06:21:11 · 5yNo. 121836reply
Holy shit, two Germans arguing!
TurkeyBernd2021-09-02 06:22:57 · 5yNo. 121837reply
ja natürlich amk
GermanyBernd2021-09-02 07:39:18 · 5yNo. 121843reply
hahahah yeahh you're right

RussiaBernd2021-08-31 16:07:23 · 5yNo. 121727reply
I want to murder a german man.
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GermanyBernd2021-09-01 13:47:40 · 5yNo. 121789reply
i didnt know r*ssians enjoy cleaning the toilets of negroes ;)
GermanyBernd2021-09-01 14:20:21 · 5yNo. 121792reply
SwedenBernd2021-09-01 22:31:38 · 5yNo. 121820reply
New ZealandBernd2021-09-02 06:19:31 · 5yNo. 121835reply
This is the biggest load of dung I've had my eyes screen this week.

RussiaBernd2021-09-01 12:39:47 · 5yNo. 121783reply
Great Steppe:
Every grown man is a warrior
 
Wect:
Warriors are "elite" and they steal food from peasants to prove their elitness
Meanwhile peasants are cucks and cannot do shit
GermanyBernd2021-09-01 14:08:23 · 5yNo. 121791reply
FinlandBernd2021-09-01 16:49:05 · 5yNo. 121804reply
 
the virgin asian grainmuncher vs. chad mongolian carnivore
SwedenBernd2021-09-01 22:27:56 · 5yNo. 121817reply
That's just nomad way bro, also rugged societies always had more warrior spirit, look at highlanders, vikings and even tribal slavic warriors.

New ZealandBernd2021-08-31 14:46:13 · 5yNo. 121715reply
Can't sleep.
Woke up at 17:00 after a six hour nap.
Ten hour shift commencing at 05:45.
Feels bad.
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-31 17:29:40 · 5yNo. 121732reply
Six cups of coffee.
Gonna plant my 600 or 700 trees and enjoy the day.
Love you, Bernd.
GermanyBernd2021-08-31 18:05:24 · 5yNo. 121734reply
I had similar problems.
Went to bed too late on sunday, suffered at wörk on monday, fell asleep in street clothes and slept until 4am. Then wörked and now I'm already tired against.
GermanyBernd2021-08-31 18:23:07 · 5yNo. 121737reply
New ZealandBernd2021-09-01 05:55:23 · 5yNo. 121771reply
Many such cases. Do you eat takeaways/takeout a lot? I only cook eggs with butter, baked potatoes and a dinner subsisting of cheese, carrots, garlic, and some meat related product.
 
Work wasn't so bad as it was dealing with others. Lockdown was a blessing in disguise. Nobody arguing about tree planting lines or about hours or the boss. I only worked five hours in total and chose to talk with my Czech crew bosses. Nice fellows, very broken English, very nationalistic, very against our boss, who I had to endure in the commute to the block. a nearly two hour fugging commute with extra serpentine roads. All the while I heard everything from covid to government to taxes to employees to shit talking employees to complaints about losing money to questioning me about if I want a promotion to making me open gates and blah blah blah. He's cutthroat as I surmised when I met him. Prudent and very ambitious, knowledgeable in taxation, immigration and loopholes, and from his reserved yet cautious body language, shy as well.
Dangerous boss and an absolute cheap Czech cunt who won't buy me new forestry boots or pay me my one day before lockdown. He also allowed a crew of five to illegally work, got caught and moved the blame onto the crew when he was the one who gave the go ahead.

NorwayBernd2021-08-14 17:27:27 · 5yNo. 119923reply
Happy independence day Afghanistan :3
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TurkeyBernd2021-08-31 16:01:10 · 5yNo. 121726reply
MoscowBernd2021-09-01 00:55:06 · 5yNo. 121762reply
 
Epic based anarcho-primitivo-religioso-libertarians!
United StatesBernd2021-09-01 01:34:14 · 5yNo. 121764sagereply
OMG HOLY BASED /pol/ LINGO OMG REDDIT IM FUCKING CUMMING #nazi #woke
MoscowBernd2021-09-01 05:52:33 · 5yNo. 121770reply
 
HECKIN VALID AND WHOLESOME!

SloveniaBernd2021-08-31 09:57:47 · 5yNo. 121691reply
Does anyone else like going around maps looking for funny placenames?
What are your best findings?
 
Ofc adding the obligatory Fugging formerly Fucking – I need to steal that sign.
Maybe I should make collecting a hobby. Adding also the Kék and Döge – if only bc them being practically right next to each other makes it funnier.
GermanyBernd2021-08-31 14:04:52 · 5yNo. 121711reply
I like spending my time watching maps but I don't really look up weird place names.
RussiaBernd2021-08-31 23:54:33 · 5yNo. 121761reply
1-3 are fake
SloveniaBernd2021-09-01 00:56:45 · 5yNo. 121763reply
What?
I screencapped 1, 3, and 4 myself, and 2 is from Manfred Fesl's photoshoot for the media (can't find this exact photo in an article anywhere tho)
https://www.krone.at/2293824
 
coordinates:
Gazzo 45.5811581,11.7028814
Döge 48.2576596,22.0696098

United StatesKill all stonersBernd2021-08-30 21:08:00 · 5yNo. 121667reply
The world will be a better place for it
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GermanyBernd2021-08-31 10:55:34 · 5yNo. 121700reply
Bruh Pizza don't change my personality for a short time.
New ZealandBernd2021-08-31 11:40:16 · 5yNo. 121701reply
Bernd, I appreciate your honesty but you have yet to acknowledge how corrosive modern weed is on one's brain.
Its one thing to be productive (I used to smoke to be productive as well), but there's also the long term issues with memory recollection and sperm quality and laziness and possible schizophrenia.
I had severe weed psychosis one summer when I couldn't stop my intake of lsd and weed. My heda was so spun out, I began fleecing myself that there was people after me, talking to me around the corner. Serious paranoiac madness lacing the endless music that was ribboned around my mind. I stopped talking too and engorging on as much food as possible.
t.mush head
GermanyBernd2021-08-31 11:50:49 · 5yNo. 121705reply
yeah man you're right, thanks for the concerns
 
i only do 420 sessions on fridays and saturdays and on special occasions like birthdays because otherwise i couldnt do my job as a codemonkey
 
 
i noticed the memory thing too andni was shocked at first, but luckily it quickly goes away after a short tea break
New ZealandBernd2021-08-31 12:49:06 · 5yNo. 121710reply
>goes away after a short tea break
Its don't
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