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GermanyBernd2021-08-30 17:48:57 · 5yNo. 121638reply
How is life on the southern hemisphere?
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GermanyBernd2021-08-30 20:34:49 · 5yNo. 121656reply
Noice.
Have you read the thread of the German Bicycle Bernd who went to Russia?
GermanyBernd2021-08-30 20:45:36 · 5yNo. 121661reply
When I was 17 I dreamed of going to NZ, but the australia/nz loving germs I met at uni were so annoying that I dropped it, I don't want to be one of them.
 
sadly no
gay kuwait ball introduced me to KC in 2017 and before that I've only lurked other meme sites
GermanyBernd2021-08-30 20:55:00 · 5yNo. 121664reply
I guess he posted it on neo KC.
 
Also Suzuki Samurai Bernd is dreaming driving to Aral Sea.
GermanyBernd2021-08-30 20:55:44 · 5yNo. 121665reply
dude theres so many places i want to see in russia i don't even know where to start
 
but i'll probably go to SPB first to see some civilization

GermanyBernd2021-08-30 09:11:07 · 5yNo. 121574reply
I've never had a problem with mouth ulcers and now I've got the second one within two weeks.
 
Should I consult ans dogtor?
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SloveniaBernd2021-08-30 16:21:00 · 5yNo. 121622reply
wouldn't know, never had one
New ZealandBernd2021-08-30 16:34:04 · 5yNo. 121626reply
Nice herpes bro, did you eat out some prossie minge?
GermanyBernd2021-08-30 17:38:30 · 5yNo. 121635reply
it popped earlier today and doesnt hurt at all anymore
New ZealandBernd2021-08-30 18:06:10 · 5yNo. 121639reply
It could be a blister from consuming a hot product or you actually do have a cold sore.

United StatesBernd2021-08-29 21:57:43 · 5yNo. 121545reply
I tried caviar today
 
It's nothi so special
GermanyBernd2021-08-29 23:27:47 · 5yNo. 121553reply
but should i have tried it at least once in life anyway even if it isn't something special?
MoscowBernd2021-08-30 02:01:42 · 5yNo. 121559reply
 
Black caviar is just salty squishy fish eggs with the meaty/buttery "umami" aftertaste. Red caviar is outright disgusting, because it also adds some bitterness to the mix. Never got why people like this stuff.
 
Fish meat > fish eggs.
United StatesBernd2021-08-30 02:15:17 · 5yNo. 121560reply
I agree
 
But to be honest it was mostly because of what the kraut said. It was one of those things I just wanted to try
I'm also kinda glad it wasn't GREAT because then I'd want to spend the money on it from time to time xD
SloveniaBernd2021-08-30 16:20:33 · 5yNo. 121621reply
idk I like caviar. It's fishy, and great for making snacks

FinlandBernd2021-08-30 04:18:06 · 5yNo. 121566reply
For a brief moment it looked as if this board is about to come alive. Was it just a pump and dump after all?
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FinlandBernd2021-08-30 13:50:20 · 5yNo. 121592reply
no he's that antivax finn whomth've is not me
t. actual OP
GermanyBernd2021-08-30 14:24:58 · 5yNo. 121594reply
It's because I have a job now and less time to post.
t. most important poster of kc.rip
FinlandBernd2021-08-30 15:17:53 · 5yNo. 121610reply
 
I was being sarcastic
New ZealandBernd2021-08-30 15:20:40 · 5yNo. 121612reply

RussiaBernd2021-08-21 17:53:19 · 5yNo. 120709reply
I cant stop drinking this fucking beer, its so delish. Y/n?
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-30 07:45:51 · 5yNo. 121570reply
Adopt
RussiaBernd2021-08-30 11:48:12 · 5yNo. 121583reply
Im not really sure about that. I think an eager to work is not tied to class, worker or not it is still just normal human need, i think hedonism is mental condition of some sort.
RussiaBernd2021-08-30 11:49:51 · 5yNo. 121584reply
>more then bourgeoisie
But bourgeoisie is upper class innit? Did you meant to say proletariat instead?
TurkeyBernd2021-08-30 14:29:34 · 5yNo. 121597reply
extra kcope. not being idle is what human brain needs. doing a 8am-5pm shift for a living is completely something else that comes with other rules.
 
you're expected to be smart enough to do labor, pay taxes and live on your own income, and be stupid enough to remain in the workers class for the rest of your life.
 
i called alco a worker class bullshit because it blurs one's brain. you spend your time by being drunk instead of learning, for example, investing into stock markets. same goes for other workers class traps such as sportsball, video games etc
 
not to mention the cuckoldy of paying for what's gonna damage your body.
 
addition:
by the way, yes, not everyone is lucky enough to born to a rich family. there's nothing wrong with working. problem is glorifying traps that will keep you a worker forever. those "cool" stuff aren't actually "cool". you don't have to consume all the time.

FinlandNooo stopBernd2021-08-30 02:35:32 · 5yNo. 121562reply
I drunk alcohol every day last week
 
Last night I had a dream in which I was in the UK with my family and it turned out that everyone in the UK constantly drinks rum, which was as cheap as bottled water over there. And so did we, every night we drunk ourselves to sleep.
 
My mind is alcohol
Help me Bernd
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FinlandBernd2021-08-30 03:09:44 · 5yNo. 121565reply
thanks
GermanyBernd2021-08-30 07:54:01 · 5yNo. 121571reply
just stop broo
New ZealandBernd2021-08-30 07:56:00 · 5yNo. 121573sagereply
I had a nap today while watching Threads, and during said nap I was driving a double decker and crashed it into a library.
Its all in your heda
RussiaBernd2021-08-30 11:54:22 · 5yNo. 121587reply

MoscowBernd2021-08-24 15:35:20 · 5yNo. 121134reply
wow nice dead board
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NorwayBernd2021-08-29 20:51:00 · 5yNo. 121539reply
Say the wine is dry or sharp, works everytime.
 
t. clueless
GermanyBernd2021-08-29 20:55:31 · 5yNo. 121541reply
Ask them to teach you wine. Like open three bottles, taste them and let them explain the differences. You might learn something and they might enjoy spending time with you and talk about their hobby.
GermanyBernd2021-08-29 20:55:34 · 5yNo. 121542reply
no lol they discuss shit like the weather of the regions were the grapes were grown that are used for their french wine and whenever they travel they and their friends gift each other rare wines from wherever they went
 
its autism tire
GermanyBernd2021-08-29 20:56:47 · 5yNo. 121543reply
i tried wine once and i hated it, i dont like booze at all
i only drink a handful of beers per year in certain situations for social reasons

GermanyDo you like your cuntryball?Bernd2021-08-22 18:39:44 · 5yNo. 120838reply
Me: Yes, but my favourite colour is green so I'd prefer being Irish or Italian.
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Saint PetersburgBernd2021-08-24 21:34:23 · 5yNo. 121175reply
New ZealandBernd2021-08-24 22:29:44 · 5yNo. 121183reply
Nearly indistinguishable from oz.
FinlandBernd2021-08-29 15:10:47 · 5yNo. 121511reply
either one of you must be made to wear a special hat or be flipped upside down or something
New ZealandBernd2021-08-29 18:08:25 · 5yNo. 121525reply
I'll be out of NZ by April. Greener pastures await.

GermanyBernd2021-08-28 11:15:40 · 5yNo. 121460reply
Did you know Iceland had N I T H I N G P O L E S ?
 
It's a pole with a dead animals had at the end, used to curse enemies in the Germanic pagan tradition. In Iceland, this practice has survived from the time of the settlement until the modern era. Contemporary examples include the following:
 
>In Iceland there are modern examples of a nithing pole being raised. It is thought that the tradition has continued unbroken since the settlement of Iceland. A notable example from 2006 happened when a farmer in Bíldudalur, claiming direct descent from Egill Skallagrímsson, raised a pole with a calf's head attached against another local man with a note attached to the effect that he would not rest until the man was either outlawed or dead. The reason the nithing pole was raised was that the man had run over the former's puppy. The matter was reported to the police as a death threat.
 
>Improvised nithing poles with dried cod heads were used during the April 4, 2016 demonstration against Icelandic Prime Minister Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsson.
 
>On April 3, 2020, a nithing pole with two svið was put up in front of Alþingi in Iceland. A sign on the pole cited that the government has been treating working classes that are predominantly female poorly, for example, lowering the pay of nurses during the COVID-19 pandemic. The pole claimed to turn that around on Alþingi with the curse.
 
Btw, a svið is a sheep's head. You can buy them in basically every Icelandic supermarket.
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 18:50:46 · 5yNo. 121478reply
just edit it bro
SloveniaBernd2021-08-28 19:47:11 · 5yNo. 121479reply
A lot of Roosian beliefs are actually Scandinavian.
Consider that Roosians called their priests volhv – same as Norse vǫlva – while the native Slavic word is instead žrec.
United StatesBernd2021-08-28 21:12:01 · 5yNo. 121484reply
Based and witch doctor pilled
MoscowBernd2021-08-28 22:49:47 · 5yNo. 121488reply
 
Yes, our ancient culture was a mix of Slavic, Scandinavian, Finnic and Greek streams.

New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 01:02:33 · 5yNo. 121445reply
My sleep schedule rotated from 8pm-5:30am to 4am-12pm ever since the lockdown.
Thinking bout getting a jerb on a fishing boat and making better money and experience life at sea again.
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 02:05:27 · 5yNo. 121449reply
You're a cheeky boy I'll give you that.
If I go to sea, I'll be free of the internet. It'll be top shit.
GermanyBernd2021-08-28 02:49:10 · 5yNo. 121450reply
hm then i dont need to visit bernd.group anymore
New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 05:04:05 · 5yNo. 121451reply
No Bernd, you must remain otherwise the shitposters will overrun the current lacking quality.
My employer didn't pay me the single day I worked before lockdown. They've done me a dirty yet again. First the oversized boots, and repeated failures to deliver a timely pay stub, and now this. I could potentially report them illegally allowing non-essential workers to work during level 4 lockdown.
GermanyBernd2021-08-28 11:20:04 · 5yNo. 121463reply
i'll think about it

United StatesBernd2021-08-26 00:48:25 · 5yNo. 121292reply
Poland is the West Virginia of Europe
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NorwayBernd2021-08-27 08:00:17 · 5yNo. 121390reply
I heard West Virginia is full of opioid abuse. Actually the whole US is.
GermanyBernd2021-08-27 08:34:01 · 5yNo. 121391reply
I heard west virginia is full of virgins x-DDDD
GermanyBernd2021-08-27 10:48:32 · 5yNo. 121396reply
KansasBernd2021-08-28 01:00:37 · 5yNo. 121444reply
What else is there to do?

Germany🍔Bernd2021-08-24 18:31:41 · 5yNo. 121150reply
I just ordered an burger. Feels very American. Please post American and burger memes.
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KansasBernd2021-08-26 02:05:39 · 5yNo. 121299reply
I don't like hamburger
 
t. BBQ preferer
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 19:49:02 · 5yNo. 121369reply
American citizenship revoked.
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 20:35:51 · 5yNo. 121371reply
KansasBernd2021-08-28 00:59:12 · 5yNo. 121443reply
It is the duty of every Kansan to reject the burger heresy and obey the one true Amerigan dish, BBQ
 
There is no more Amerigan food than the BBQ, and the Kansas City burnt ends are its prophet

United StatesBernd2021-08-27 13:00:05 · 5yNo. 121408reply
I went on like a 2 week drinking binge
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-27 13:26:43 · 5yNo. 121414reply
You forgot to mention what sort of alcohohol you drank.
SloveniaBernd2021-08-27 14:07:45 · 5yNo. 121417reply
me status: friday drinkenings
GermanyBernd2021-08-27 22:38:41 · 5yNo. 121436reply
dosgusting
United StatesBernd2021-08-28 00:38:39 · 5yNo. 121440reply
I love being a drunkard
I’d make a bad dad
This is for the best

United StatesI'm not good at this adult shit xDBernd2021-08-27 19:08:11 · 5yNo. 121431reply
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