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RussiaBernd2025-03-26 20:28:56 · 1yNo. 337778reply
what would you say to younger self?
 
i would say "don't ask your dad for a sibling, better to close your mouth shut so you will not get a SA trauma"
 
"also don't try to kill a classmate with paper knife, a bad idea"
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RussiaBernd2025-03-27 18:17:54 · 1yNo. 337814reply
wooly mice mentioned:D
 
im too weak to fight
FinlandBernd2025-03-27 21:57:36 · 1yNo. 337828reply
Shirley you are more stronk than an old womyn
RussiaBernd2025-03-27 22:05:06 · 1yNo. 337829reply
booze adds the power, ever seen a woman attacking you drunk with a beer bottle as a weapon?
United StatesBernd2025-03-28 03:34:14 · 1yNo. 337842reply
I'd say get ready for 2020,it's gonna turn your life upside down. Among other things I'd sat to me younger self.

United StatesEspero hablar contigo esta nocheBernd2025-03-28 01:09:03 · 1yNo. 337835reply
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United StatesBernd2025-03-28 02:42:53 · 1yNo. 337837reply
do u like collecting things of militar?
TexasBernd2025-03-28 02:55:42 · 1yNo. 337838reply
So, I have some things but There just props for whenever I need them,
TexasBernd2025-03-28 02:56:21 · 1yNo. 337839reply
Those are for KC
United StatesBernd2025-03-28 03:28:47 · 1yNo. 337840reply
Heil

United KingdomBernd2025-03-21 01:50:46 · 1yNo. 337574reply
I envision myself in Hollywood, directing my production. Act*r dogs are complaining about me, saying I'm too harsh and my sequel is esoteric.
I dismiss them by the dozens. Because I'm so much stronger than them they complain about me to studio executives.
I'm told that after this farce is out of the way, I'll never work again. As I sit in my chair at the premier I see the face of god - CREATIVE FULFILMENT.
I finally did it, I finally made an epic sequel to The Thing (1982), wherein the thing travels from place to place helping people, engaging with their troubles and learning that limited, self contained sentient life has a peculiar value and potential. From ladybirds and butterflies to cats and dogs and hogs and apes and men, the thing discovers itself reflected in an other whose independent existence it had heretofore rejected as little more than a food source.
Credits roll over footage of a billowing, miles wide sheet of flesh soaring over London as crowds of friendly Pakistanis and Africans cheer and clap for the thing as it embarks on a journey to parts unknown.
 
If you could, would you assume the attributes of the thing, from Carpenter's classic film The Thing (1982), with all that it entails? What would you do?
IsraelBernd2025-03-23 05:29:53 · 1yNo. 337659reply
It sounds like an amazing idea for a sequel.
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:18:00 · 1yNo. 337737reply
I recently learnt that they made a sequel to Titanic, the Titanic II.
I feel exactly the same reading the plot of The Thing II.
IsraelBernd2025-03-25 15:23:04 · 1yNo. 337746reply
Holy kino, and the poster is only a ship, the actors of thus masterpiece aren't even important
United StatesBernd2025-03-25 15:30:50 · 1yNo. 337748reply

Texasst patrick's dayBernd2025-03-18 00:38:27 · 1yNo. 337434reply
Is Bernd wearing green today?
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TexasBernd2025-03-21 23:41:06 · 1yNo. 337596reply
United StatesBernd2025-03-22 09:40:50 · 1yNo. 337608reply
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:24:25 · 1yNo. 337740reply
TexasBernd2025-03-25 08:40:10 · 1yNo. 337741reply

RussiaBernd2025-03-20 21:08:49 · 1yNo. 337566reply
dear kc, here i am to redemp my sins, ive been a really racist and hateful anon past year, spreading hatred and toxicity around the board, please forgive me and let me be a better person, amen
 
t. the artist bernd
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TexasBernd2025-03-22 16:56:38 · 1yNo. 337622reply
United StatesBernd2025-03-22 21:02:51 · 1yNo. 337633reply
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:19:44 · 1yNo. 337738reply
That's a cool background. Do you have it in desktop size?
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:22:44 · 1yNo. 337739reply
Sure.

FinlandBernd2025-03-22 16:59:45 · 1yNo. 337624reply
Lidl has a much better selection of cheese than my local fingol grocery store
I never knew until now
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IsraelBernd2025-03-23 05:28:48 · 1yNo. 337658reply
FinlandBernd2025-03-23 06:30:04 · 1yNo. 337661reply
a charming cheese envelope
GermanyBernd2025-03-24 07:27:12 · 1yNo. 337697reply
Harzbube beschter Bube
HungaryBernd2025-03-25 08:12:55 · 1yNo. 337733reply
Such Käsen.
 
I concur with my colleague, good cheese wrappers.

AustraliaBernd2025-03-24 12:18:10 · 1yNo. 337701reply
When you try to borrow a book about the history of Rome, the Goths, Russia, the Panama Scandal, Wall Street, Immigration Laws, the Civil Rights movement, Porn or Israel
TexasBernd2025-03-24 17:44:06 · 1yNo. 337719reply
Inaccurate should had been a kid for it to work they banned porn form schools, but also useful books so they did not think before they do things.

RussiaBernd2025-03-23 13:34:41 · 1yNo. 337673reply
what do if you get regularly bullied by girl colleague at your workplace yet she doesn't bitch with the male cook and always comes to him to gossip about her new boyfriend
 
she's ten years older than me yet has an attitude of a high school bully, i didn't bicker with her or anything but apparently being different and quiet is enough to be bullied, i just don't know why girls bully another girls but act cutely around boys (he's 45, married and has kids, me and him both hate on her between eachother)
 
i just don't know, for now its the only job i have and i cant tell her to fuck off otherwise she will go and cry about it making me look like an incompetent worker who does her job poorly and snaps, i tried to explain to her why i do A nd B but she doesn't listen to me, sigh kc i would smash her head against the wall if i could
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TurkeyBernd2025-03-23 18:30:47 · 1yNo. 337690reply
Its not always an option specially when you cant lose that job, engaging in an argument with someone who has higher position can result in making the entire work exp even worse.
United StatesBernd2025-03-24 07:17:49 · 1yNo. 337695reply
i got the impression that OP and the cunt are hierarchically equal
MoscowBernd2025-03-24 09:21:03 · 1yNo. 337699reply
what is she doing exactly to bully you tho
GermanyBernd2025-03-24 10:40:58 · 1yNo. 337700reply
She bully you so one of her friends can get your job.

FinlandBernd2025-03-17 11:37:46 · 1yNo. 337385reply
Two more hours at work
And then another eight hours tomorrow plus a two hour commute
And so on and so on, forever and ever
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FinlandBernd2025-03-17 12:52:25 · 1yNo. 337387reply
you should enjoy this very happy aspect of your existance
to wörk is to suffer
 
+science will cure whatever your problem is in 10 years max
FinlandBernd2025-03-17 19:45:47 · 1yNo. 337400reply
HungaryBernd2025-03-19 21:06:40 · 1yNo. 337516reply
BelgiumBernd2025-03-20 09:15:13 · 1yNo. 337561reply
Such is life in civilization

IsraelBernd2025-03-18 19:16:35 · 1yNo. 337459reply
How would people around you treat you if you started dressing like a Victorian era dandy?
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FinlandBernd2025-03-19 13:43:46 · 1yNo. 337503reply
I would be more interested to be stationed in Europe given that time and status
t. line infantry warfare enjoyer
IsraelBernd2025-03-19 19:33:57 · 1yNo. 337514reply
Europe? Europe is a shithole Bernd. Why would be in Europe if you could be in an Indonesian coffee plantation surrounded by servants?
RussiaBernd2025-03-19 19:58:12 · 1yNo. 337515reply
FinlandBernd2025-03-20 03:57:19 · 1yNo. 337550reply
In Europe I would have the opportunity to take part in glorious maneuvering, bayonet charges, muskets being fired at almost point blank range, etc - many other such cases!

RussiaBernd2024-11-18 09:00:58 · 2yNo. 326936reply
>ebin show meant for kids with anime style but inappropriate motives
>it's always the french one
 
why so? it's like the good artist having questionable worldview and transporting his views into their work
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FinlandBernd2025-03-06 13:54:49 · 1yNo. 336933reply
we all know that the french are literally incapable of thinking of anything other than sex
FinlandBernd2025-03-06 13:56:00 · 1yNo. 336934reply
RussiaBernd2025-03-19 19:08:19 · 1yNo. 337511reply
what did he mean by this
RussiaBernd2025-03-19 19:09:59 · 1yNo. 337512reply
"seeeexxxoooo!!!!"
 
((cute fumos btw))

FinlandMake EU StrongBernd2025-01-08 19:16:52 · 1yNo. 331245reply
How do we solve the G*rman Problem?
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RussiaBernd2025-03-19 01:44:53 · 1yNo. 337470reply
doormat country, its over for them as long as they allow brownoids to fuck them senseless
United KingdomBernd2025-03-19 03:27:15 · 1yNo. 337478reply
>Someone's arse has to be licked shiny. And currently that arse has to be American for a large chunk of the world.
That sounds like the misconception here.
What is currently being discussed in Europe isn't a pissant measure that sends more money into the American military industrial complex, in fact there are noises regarding the cancellation of orders already agreed upon. Potentially there is a European military-industrial complex being agreed upon, which is not in America's interests. When they say 'more spending,' they mean more spending on their planes, guns and systems.
 
The thing you don't appreciate is that America's "junior partners" are only so for as long as they don't meet the ostensible demands of the US. Consider - why tolerate allies' ignoring demands for increased military spending when they rely on American protection? To foster dependency, with all the power and the leverage that comes with it.
 
Tl;dr Europe is not Mexico. There is no need for an external hegemon. The US has overstepped itself
GermanyBernd2025-03-19 17:37:08 · 1yNo. 337508reply
i dont know what you are on about
im pretty rich and whenever i have myself things done like food delivery or cleaning, its POCs doing the service
RussiaBernd2025-03-19 18:42:34 · 1yNo. 337510reply
"muuuhh dont hate brownoids not all of em rape and kill why you hate!! ztop being racist!"
t. wokepilled german i know
 
as i noticed yall really need to stop being so woke and let brownoids make germany the brownoid disneyland will welfares and making everything too comfortable for living, but its too late
 
i call it "a doormat in charge" when you think you have a control over situation but in reality you're fucked already

CubaEl Nortexit es basadoBernd2025-03-19 17:54:31 · 1yNo. 337509reply
El Norte de Mexico/Aridoamerica es la region mas blanca y rica de mexico asi que esta debe separarse de la indiada buchona alucin del centro y sur que imita al norteño chad, además el norte vota conservador y su separacion dejaria de limitar la economia del norte, eso sin mencionar que seria un estado colchon entre mexico y usa para evitar la inmigración mexicana hacia usa
https://xcancel.com/PAridoamerica

RussiaBernd2025-03-19 01:43:15 · 1yNo. 337469reply
we're so over its unbearable, living with constant stress everyday, being afraid something will happen everyday, it becomes worse every year
TexasBernd2025-03-19 03:11:59 · 1yNo. 337475reply
Keep a book and be the next Anne frank
RussiaBernd2025-03-19 11:44:04 · 1yNo. 337497reply
in our reality it will be either manga or a blog lol
TexasBernd2025-03-19 15:52:17 · 1yNo. 337505reply
Probably better, have pictures to go with the disparity
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