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RussiaHypersonic missilesBernd2021-11-25 19:20:53 · 5yNo. 128106reply
Everyone around us
Is living in stagnation
Because they have no gas
That give them our nation
And if you behave like a pest
We have a magical tube
That controls the wect
And bloggers from YouTube
We have the best
Hackers in the world
They hack the elections
To give us more control
And if you are fooling around
And post bad words in the net
We'll steal money from your account
So you will never forget
And when real danger is near
And enemies are scouting our sides
Soon they all will feel
The taste of hypersonic missiles
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RussiaBernd2021-11-25 22:35:47 · 5yNo. 128141reply
RussiaBernd2021-11-27 10:32:40 · 5yNo. 128325reply
Summer sea is warm
It's waves are licking the sand
We are standing on the shore
And you are holding my hands
I remember that evening was ours
But we were divided in two
When the last sunset hours
Separated me from you
 
Oh my toilet toilet I am sitting alone
Blue plastic box with a lonely hole
 
Our romantic evening
I will never forget about it
But now I can only sing
How I ran away take a shit
RussiaBernd2021-11-28 16:45:19 · 5yNo. 128443reply
https://thebottleneck.bandcamp.com/track/our-summer-evening
RussiaYou cannot stand my charmBernd2021-11-29 11:31:54 · 5yNo. 128498reply
My backpack awaits
And mountains are huge
I know different trails
And I will show them to you
When the rain will fall
I will give you my coat
And the falling stone
Will be stopped with my boot
 
You will pay me in the night
Where is darkness around for miles
But our lonely tent is bright
And you give me your smile
You will not close your eyes
Because you are afraid of the bears
And unknown screams in the sky
Are awaking your primal fears
 
I did it for years
I know that your hand
To fight cold and fear
Will jerk off me in the tent
This is my route
It works every time
There is no girl
Who can stand my charm

GermanyBernd2021-11-28 22:04:42 · 5yNo. 128467reply
Why GDR had no U-boat Force?
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GermanyBernd2021-11-29 00:23:44 · 5yNo. 128483reply
Baltic sea was already ruled by the Soviet Union.
GermanyBernd2021-11-29 00:56:20 · 5yNo. 128489reply
Submarines can operate outside of the Baltic sea.
GermanyBernd2021-11-29 03:52:48 · 5yNo. 128492reply
What would the gdr do elsewhere?
GermanyBernd2021-11-29 11:01:41 · 5yNo. 128497reply
Support other socialist states by fire power.

United StatesFinlanBernd2021-11-27 00:53:13 · 5yNo. 128287reply
How did your party go?
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GermanyBernd2021-11-28 16:12:27 · 5yNo. 128439reply
t. never organised a party in his entire life
FinlandBernd2021-11-28 18:24:52 · 5yNo. 128451reply
t. no one came to his birthday party
CanadaBernd2021-11-28 19:39:10 · 5yNo. 128456reply
A leader has to bear responsibility regardless of the position they're given. He may have had some shortcomings but he did his best.
Saint PetersburgBernd2021-11-28 20:08:52 · 5yNo. 128459reply
Last? Degenerative and funny. It should be something like that, i think.

MoscowBernd2021-11-27 19:58:10 · 5yNo. 128365reply
Finally some proper mukbang channel.
 
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NorwayBernd2021-11-28 00:46:48 · 5yNo. 128416reply
I see... it's all about balence. Like all things in life.
MoscowBernd2021-11-28 01:41:20 · 5yNo. 128418reply
 
>the art of manliness
 
Imagine that you need an internet site which would teach you how to act manly. Allah be my witness, female suffrage and it's consequences such as a pandemic of single mothers have been a disaster for men.
NorwayBernd2021-11-28 02:05:41 · 5yNo. 128422reply
50's model is your dad being too busy working to talk to you.
SloveniaBernd2021-11-28 10:27:41 · 5yNo. 128429reply
and this is how and why 50's model produced all those single mothers – daughters never learned how to be around a man

CanadaBernd2021-11-27 22:06:41 · 5yNo. 128393reply
I wish I had someone to read me a bedtime story
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CanadaBernd2021-11-27 23:08:46 · 5yNo. 128406sagereply
I misplaced my vape fug
Never mind I found it
GermanyBernd2021-11-28 01:55:47 · 5yNo. 128420reply
CanadaBernd2021-11-28 02:31:27 · 5yNo. 128424reply
I once sang In The Aeroplane Over the Sea after getting off my shift and stumbling into a small circle of people having a campfire jam. It was very cosy. I'll listen to anyone playing music on the street regardless of their ability.
CanadaBernd2021-11-28 05:25:45 · 5yNo. 128426sagereply
I feel pretty blessed one of my mum's friends came over to help me preserve some of my stuff and my family photos. He's refused to take my money, so I secretly placed a hundred dollars in his glove compartment. He's not doing well with his family either, so it was a good bonding moment. He bought me some Hawaiian pidzer and pepperoni from a local place and some chiggen wings. Poor bugger words like a dog running his business and said that Ganada is growing worse than when he left Poland.

CanadaBernd2021-11-28 00:36:13 · 5yNo. 128415reply
I found some old books I used to carry in a 10l bag I was drifting with in the summer of 2018.

CanadaBernd2021-11-25 21:28:30 · 5yNo. 128129reply
I will watch Barry Lyndon tonight
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TurkeyBernd2021-11-27 14:52:16 · 5yNo. 128348reply
agree it has soul.
FinlandBernd2021-11-27 15:03:02 · 5yNo. 128351reply
Kubrick should have made a film about Naboleon or Casanova instead
MoscowBernd2021-11-27 19:30:41 · 5yNo. 128362reply
 
As far as I understand, a sigma male is an asshole extraordinaire, so I don't see how being a proper family man should be considered a sigma male move. If anything, the eponymous protagonist of the movie is a sigma male, as well as his older gambling companion.
GermanyBernd2021-11-27 20:08:36 · 5yNo. 128370reply

United Stateseveryone is dyingBernd2021-11-27 05:30:51 · 5yNo. 128315reply
uncle has sanser
 
grandpa is in his 90s
 
parents are nearly 70
 
i'm almost 30 and have accomplished nothing, i probably will not be able to survive on my own
CanadaBernd2021-11-27 07:23:48 · 5yNo. 128321reply
Many such cases of gen x and millennials suffering the loss of boomers.
FinlandBernd2021-11-27 08:18:53 · 5yNo. 128322reply
become a security guard or some other not so skilled worker

GermanyBernd2021-11-26 22:52:13 · 5yNo. 128261reply
First time bought kiwis from NZ and they're shit compared to the cheap local ones.
 
feelsbad
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GermanyBernd2021-11-27 01:50:06 · 5yNo. 128302reply
Didn't think my kiwi pictures would start such a nice thread.
MoscowBernd2021-11-27 01:59:51 · 5yNo. 128305reply
That plebs feel when your biggest culinary achievement is drying stale white bread on a clean pan so it becomes crunchy outside and soft and fresh inside, and frying rye bread with salt and olive oil. Goes great with kvass.
 
Well, yeah. I'm no dr. Lecter.
SloveniaBernd2021-11-27 02:15:13 · 5yNo. 128306reply
>drying stale white bread on a clean pan so it becomes crunchy outside and soft and fresh inside
Protip: dip it in egg first
CanadaBernd2021-11-27 03:05:43 · 5yNo. 128314reply
>The majority (30-80%) of the solanine in potatoes is found in the outer layer of the potato.[27] Therefore, peeling potatoes before cooking them reduces the glycoalkaloid intake from potato consumption
>Chewing a small piece of the raw potato peel before cooking can help determine the level of solanine contained in the potato; bitterness indicates high glycoalkaloid content.[19] If the potato has more than 0.2 mg/g of solanine, an immediate burning sensation will develop in the mouth.[19]
I learned something new. Guess I'll be removing my skins from now on.
>Green colouring under the skin strongly suggests solanine build-up in potatoes, although each process can occur without the other. A bitter taste in a potato is another – potentially more reliable – indicator of toxicity. Because of the bitter taste and appearance of such potatoes, solanine poisoning is rare outside conditions of food shortage. The symptoms are mainly vomiting and diarrhea, and the condition may be misdiagnosed as gastroenteritis.
Most grains have too many adverse effects on our digestive system. Wheat is a agitator of schizophrenia and slows our digestive tracts, while inhibiting beneficial bacteria growth. It may have saved our ancestors from countless famines but we should move away from it and the consequences of its agricultural production. Soy may be worse as it creates hormonal imbalances while ravaging the land, but nothing is as destructive to arable plots as maize is and how we process its syrup into a lot of our foods. It's downright disgusting the poverty we place ourselves into to indulge in what we believe is acceptable eating habits to please others or satisfy dopamine hits.

CanadaBernd2021-11-27 00:50:12 · 5yNo. 128284reply
Back in the summer of 03, I accidentally went into the pool with my gbc and pokemans silver. She still works fine, I had to hit her and apple pressure to the backside for any game to boot but I was impressed it still werks.
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GermanyBernd2021-11-27 02:18:50 · 5yNo. 128307reply
it must be weird to live in a place where you can't play pokémon in your own language as a kid
 
how did you even beat the game?
CanadaBernd2021-11-27 02:20:58 · 5yNo. 128309reply
Good choice. I'd show you my original team but my cmos battery has died in all of my pokeyman games.
When I was a kid it used to be Feraligatr, then it switched to Kingler.
FinlandBernd2021-11-27 02:27:41 · 5yNo. 128310reply
We watch a lot of subbed media here and start learning English in school quite early on so it wasn't really a problem. English was understandable at that point.
 
However, something that was a bit more challenging was when me and my brother played pretend co-op on splitscreen of the Silver/Gold-version on the computer and it was in Japanese (I think, or some other asian language) with 1% words in English so we played through it just guessing and doing trial and errors. I don't even remember how we got the emulator in the first place.
In the end with logic you can somewhat guess what you are supposed to do in simple games like this even if you don't understand a word, as a kid you have patience to test, but today as an adult no way I'd go through it.
 
Damn I forgot about Feraligatr. I had him, I called him Sokrates for some reason. I liked the fire guy too.
CanadaBernd2021-11-27 02:45:49 · 5yNo. 128312reply
Typhlosion was surprisingly good as it had a good speed stat and could learn a lot more moves than Feraligatr.
The grass type starter of gen II was dogshit from what I remember and since I wasn't a sperg with movesets, I never could properly utilize her.
One issue I noticed when trying to get rarer evolutions, was the difficulty cooperating with kids in the playground. Some would steal your pokemon once you traded them. Eventually kids either started stealing gameboys or losing them, causing parents to complain to the faculty about their child's distraction causing them grief, ruining the experience for everyone. Then my school banned other, more innocent, cheaper physical toys since the issues repeated and finally the playground gyms were banned because of children hurting themselves.
In junior high, I listened to a lot of music, and similar issues began to happen with the staff banning music players, ipods and telephones during recess. I would hide my earbuds under my hair and toque, but one asshole teacher caught me, and told me to hand it over. I tried playing dumb, then he threatened me with detention, so I handed it over like a good boy and recollected it at the end of the day and resumed walking around recess listening to music.

United StatesBernd2021-11-26 03:58:13 · 5yNo. 128178reply
I bought a Motorola edge
 
Rate
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SloveniaBernd2021-11-26 21:30:36 · 5yNo. 128250reply
I know that there's LineageOS community support for Unihertz phones so there's that
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 21:36:38 · 5yNo. 128252reply
Have you flashed yours yet?
SloveniaBernd2021-11-26 23:04:07 · 5yNo. 128266reply
no, I'm a pleb
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 23:55:27 · 5yNo. 128272reply
That's just laziness. It's pretty simple.

RussiaBernd2021-11-25 16:20:52 · 5yNo. 128079reply
Should I continue making berndcore music?
 
 
Posting song so you can download it and listen together with friends
 
 
 
Our fire burns in the night
Falling rain cannot make it less bright
We are ready to start our sex
And my hand is already on your breasts
You sit near me but you hear
That something is moving near
You tell me it's Lonely Dolores
The ghost of the local forest
 
I must make her happy first
But I never thought about sex with a ghost
I hear her bloodfreezing howl
I must act or she'll destroy our souls
 
I actually don't care whom to fuck this night
I drunk all the vodka and smoked all the weed
So if there are supernatural things to fight
I will do anything you need
 
Our fire burns in the dark
and Dolores screams while I fuck
But still I cannot see
Her invisible pussy
You watch but you understand
That's the only way for you to have sex
Because your pussy is wet and you scared
To say something against it
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SloveniaBernd2021-11-25 17:40:08 · 5yNo. 128098reply
based
TurkeyBernd2021-11-25 21:12:17 · 5yNo. 128119reply
ofc you should, just to get better at it.
GermanyBernd2021-11-26 06:52:09 · 5yNo. 128182reply
I was considering to make a music video for the song.
United StatesBernd2021-11-26 15:36:07 · 5yNo. 128209reply
Do it

SloveniaBernd2021-11-26 11:31:53 · 5yNo. 128199reply
>We have challenges not only from the Russian Federation and possible escalation – we have big internal challenges. I received information that a coup d’état will take place in our country on 1-2 December
t. ze the kloun
 
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/26/ukrainian-intelligence-warns-russia-backed-december-coup
 
Edit: proofs: https://www.rt.com/russia/541413-ukrainian-president-warns-imminent-coup/
RussiaBernd2021-11-26 12:02:22 · 5yNo. 128200reply
>someone still cares
CanadaBernd2021-11-26 12:13:06 · 5yNo. 128202sagereply
With sleepy Joe Biden at the helm, vova poutinea understands that now is a time to strike. Weak old senile amerishart leader is weak and won't risk millions of amerishart lives like the good goys they could be - very sad! Praise kushner and ivanka, children of Israel!
NorwayBernd2021-11-26 12:31:38 · 5yNo. 128203reply
Ukraina switches between russophobia and russophilia constantly. wtf man
MoscowBernd2021-11-26 14:59:14 · 5yNo. 128206reply
>Nord Stream 2 is finished.
>"vecт please notice us!"
 
How curious...

CanadaBernd2021-11-26 12:02:48 · 5yNo. 128201reply
Today starts the fide world chess championship. I suspect that we'll see an absence of posting from a certain Norwegian poster during the matches heh
 
 
Anish GAYri and jewdith polar will be commentating for the patricians while chesscom will have cringe coverage
 
Edit: it looks like vishy the poo man & Anna muzychuk will be commentators on the official fide channel. That is the stream to watch
 
I predict that magnus will curbstomp Ian "the Jew" nepomniatschi
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