nah dude just noise

I once sang In The Aeroplane Over the Sea after getting off my shift and stumbling into a small circle of people having a campfire jam. It was very cosy. I'll listen to anyone playing music on the street regardless of their ability.

I feel pretty blessed one of my mum's friends came over to help me preserve some of my stuff and my family photos. He's refused to take my money, so I secretly placed a hundred dollars in his glove compartment. He's not doing well with his family either, so it was a good bonding moment. He bought me some Hawaiian pidzer and pepperoni from a local place and some chiggen wings. Poor bugger words like a dog running his business and said that Ganada is growing worse than when he left Poland.

Kubrick should have made a film about Naboleon or Casanova instead

 

As far as I understand, a sigma male is an asshole extraordinaire, so I don't see how being a proper family man should be considered a sigma male move. If anything, the eponymous protagonist of the movie is a sigma male, as well as his older gambling companion.

feels germany

become a security guard or some other not so skilled worker

That plebs feel when your biggest culinary achievement is drying stale white bread on a clean pan so it becomes crunchy outside and soft and fresh inside, and frying rye bread with salt and olive oil. Goes great with kvass.

 

Well, yeah. I'm no dr. Lecter.

Protip: dip it in egg first

I learned something new. Guess I'll be removing my skins from now on.

Most grains have too many adverse effects on our digestive system. Wheat is a agitator of schizophrenia and slows our digestive tracts, while inhibiting beneficial bacteria growth. It may have saved our ancestors from countless famines but we should move away from it and the consequences of its agricultural production. Soy may be worse as it creates hormonal imbalances while ravaging the land, but nothing is as destructive to arable plots as maize is and how we process its syrup into a lot of our foods. It's downright disgusting the poverty we place ourselves into to indulge in what we believe is acceptable eating habits to please others or satisfy dopamine hits.

Good choice. I'd show you my original team but my cmos battery has died in all of my pokeyman games.

When I was a kid it used to be Feraligatr, then it switched to Kingler.

We watch a lot of subbed media here and start learning English in school quite early on so it wasn't really a problem. English was understandable at that point.

 

However, something that was a bit more challenging was when me and my brother played pretend co-op on splitscreen of the Silver/Gold-version on the computer and it was in Japanese (I think, or some other asian language) with 1% words in English so we played through it just guessing and doing trial and errors. I don't even remember how we got the emulator in the first place.

In the end with logic you can somewhat guess what you are supposed to do in simple games like this even if you don't understand a word, as a kid you have patience to test, but today as an adult no way I'd go through it.

 

Damn I forgot about Feraligatr. I had him, I called him Sokrates for some reason. I liked the fire guy too.

Typhlosion was surprisingly good as it had a good speed stat and could learn a lot more moves than Feraligatr.

The grass type starter of gen II was dogshit from what I remember and since I wasn't a sperg with movesets, I never could properly utilize her.

One issue I noticed when trying to get rarer evolutions, was the difficulty cooperating with kids in the playground. Some would steal your pokemon once you traded them. Eventually kids either started stealing gameboys or losing them, causing parents to complain to the faculty about their child's distraction causing them grief, ruining the experience for everyone. Then my school banned other, more innocent, cheaper physical toys since the issues repeated and finally the playground gyms were banned because of children hurting themselves.

In junior high, I listened to a lot of music, and similar issues began to happen with the staff banning music players, ipods and telephones during recess. I would hide my earbuds under my hair and toque, but one asshole teacher caught me, and told me to hand it over. I tried playing dumb, then he threatened me with detention, so I handed it over like a good boy and recollected it at the end of the day and resumed walking around recess listening to music.

Have you flashed yours yet?

no, I'm a pleb

That's just laziness. It's pretty simple.

ofc you should, just to get better at it.

I was considering to make a music video for the song.

Do it

With sleepy Joe Biden at the helm, vova poutinea understands that now is a time to strike. Weak old senile amerishart leader is weak and won't risk millions of amerishart lives like the good goys they could be - very sad! Praise kushner and ivanka, children of Israel!

Ukraina switches between russophobia and russophilia constantly. wtf man

 

How curious...

Don't try to say I'm trippin'

When I get to flippin'

Then I smack the clip in

Nigga, my gun go off

This is deeply concerning. All of the markets are bleeding except a few. Do you have enough gas to last the winter?

Yes. Winter in the past 5 to 7 years became a joke. Maximum we get is 2 weeks of sub zero temperatures.

You could probably get through winter just with a few warm blankets by now.

He lost his kids and had to pay a sizable alimony to his ex-wife.

since when do Germs have alimony wtf

I thought lowtax was American. Uwe is a kraut that knocked him out after what I believe was lowtax talking shit and finding out a former amateur boxer doesn't punch lightly.

The food should be irrelevant, but we will starting with a soup of "jordärtkocksoppa", redwine sauce, pork meat, potatoes, salad and as dessert there will be ice cream and some mokkakakkus.

Unfortunately some of the nerds had the nerve to actually fill in the "allergy" section with their demands, have to feed at least 1x glutenfree and 2x vegans (personally I'd throw them out), so we'll have to make some extra food for them. Luckily my servants exist to help me so we'll figure it out, hopefully.

oh god gluten people are the worst

 

i once lived with one and not only did he eat all the expensive food from our fridge but he also turned out to be a packrat (i first saw his room when i was on LSD and almost fainted from all the shit in there) AND a cleptomaniac

 

rip my stuff when he moved out

Good joge.