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GermanyBernd2023-03-16 21:36:45 · 3yNo. 261040reply
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Do any Bernds here like learning languages as a hobby?
 
I have recently discovered that I find Portuguese to be an extremely ugly language.
SloveniaBernd2023-03-16 22:11:39 · 3yNo. 261046reply
yes
no
GermanyBernd2023-03-16 22:12:12 · 3yNo. 261047reply
Yes
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Maybe
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-16 22:37:23 · 3yNo. 261049reply
Portuguese slightly resembles Polish to me. The way it sounds I mean.
Learning as a hobby doesn't work for me though as my brain seems to forget languages I don't use every day very quickly.
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 16:14:46 · 3yNo. 260775reply
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Apparently all students in Germany can claim 200 Euros, but I just looked up how to do it and lost all motivation.
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GermanyBernd2023-03-15 23:18:35 · 3yNo. 260861reply
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im the 70% low effort monkey
 
i guess my time has come
GermanyBernd2023-03-16 07:10:53 · 3yNo. 260918reply
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You came back! I missed you tremendously when you were gone.
Bernds, give me a hip hip hurray for Poland!
 
HIP HIP
NorwayBernd2023-03-16 11:48:19 · 3yNo. 260929reply
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HURRAY
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-16 21:19:30 · 3yNo. 261033reply
It's really not that bad. Do you have a valid Ausweis? Does it have online functionality? If not activated, do you still have the letter with the PINs?
If so, you only have to create a BundID account. Your university probably sent you an email with an access code yesterday. Apart from the shitty waiting room, it's really just: Enter the codes your uni sent you, login to your BundID, let the form be autofilled and click 'beantragen'
 
Edit: Apart from the Amt(TM) experience, waiting in a virtual room for your turn (which gave me troubles in the beginning and I had to wait several 30+ mins turns due to...technical reasons or whatever), I was surprised how easy it actually was and all the crying I've read so far is rather exaggerated
GermanyBernd2023-03-12 20:11:27 · 3yNo. 260378reply
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Crying grandpa fell for a fake news story again
RussiaBernd2023-03-16 20:00:19 · 3yNo. 261014reply
obviously memeing
NorwayBernd2023-03-16 08:31:41 · 3yNo. 260921reply
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banned from kc for "blogshit"
what kind of posters do they even want besides pedo and keinshit?
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AustriaBernd2023-03-16 14:21:07 · 3yNo. 260946reply
Kaycee really became a hardcore schizo /pol/ outpost.
GermanyBernd2023-03-16 14:35:01 · 3yNo. 260949reply
>what kind of posters do they even want besides pedo and keinshit?
Literally none.
PolandBernd2023-03-16 16:06:13 · 3yNo. 260977reply
are you going to post your blog entries here now?
SloveniaBernd2023-03-16 16:09:31 · 3yNo. 260979reply
hopefully
United StatesBernd2023-03-16 01:21:43 · 3yNo. 260876reply
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Should I buy a new toyoter for $25,000 or buy a used toyoter with 100,000+ miles for 5-10k?
RussiaBernd2023-03-16 02:02:57 · 3yNo. 260885reply
i bought used vw golf 6 for 20k and it is rotten garbage
GermanyBernd2023-03-16 03:05:35 · 3yNo. 260898reply
Still no.
 
True
t. bought used Golf 5
United StatesBernd2023-03-16 05:46:50 · 3yNo. 260913reply
Toyoter>>>>> rotten dog vomit >>>>>>>>>>>>>used Volkswagen
 
In my experience anyway
United StatesBernd2023-03-15 19:08:59 · 3yNo. 260830reply
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GermanyBernd2023-03-15 19:38:23 · 3yNo. 260836reply
man its been years, still can't get over how nonchalant the owners and admins were over it dissapearing, literally just "Fuck Bernds"
United StatesBernd2023-03-15 20:14:06 · 3yNo. 260839reply
i will never forgive der general for the bernd genocide
CanadaBernd2023-03-15 23:41:03 · 3yNo. 260866reply
This is all that is left of Bernd?
SloveniaBernd2023-03-16 00:58:29 · 3yNo. 260873reply
ripip
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 21:46:37 · 3yNo. 260847reply
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Why are there so many spics posting behind a german proxy and why arent they banned?
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-15 21:50:16 · 3yNo. 260848reply
If you ever tried to read their threads - they all hate each other' nationalities so proxy can be a way to misguide other spics. Or they can simply use it on a daily basis to access some services unavailable in their countries.
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 23:04:51 · 3yNo. 260857reply
>t. king proxy spic
MexicoBernd2023-03-15 23:12:00 · 3yNo. 260858reply
bc i want to call a german loli´s attention and marry her :3
PeruBernd2023-03-16 00:34:53 · 3yNo. 260869reply
Only cowards use proxy for shitposting
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 05:23:10 · 3yNo. 260735reply
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In the midst of swirling colors and a cosmic symphony,
I journey through the depths of my own divinity,
My mind expands and merges with the universe's flow,
As I dance to the rhythm of the eternal undertow.
 
The music of the spheres guides me on my quest,
A celestial harmony that fills my heart with zest,
I feel the unity of all things and the oneness of creation,
As I connect with the infinite in a cosmic celebration.
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 10:52:06 · 3yNo. 260747reply
Oh yes, psychedelics.
It's been over a year... but as soon as the weather gets better I will look for an opportunity to trip too.
SloveniaBernd2023-03-15 13:06:21 · 3yNo. 260750reply
I should celebrate bicycle day this year against
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 16:56:26 · 3yNo. 260794reply
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Lost in the kaleidoscope of my mind,
I wander through realms of the divine,
Colors and patterns swirling in a dance,
Guiding me on a mystical trance.
 
The universe speaks in whispers and signs,
Revealing secrets of the sacred design,
My soul awakens to a higher plane,
Where love and light forever reign.
MoscowBernd2023-03-15 18:49:54 · 3yNo. 260826reply
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> The universe speaks in whispers and signs,
> Revealing secrets of the sacred design
Not really, you are just drooling on drugs.
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 17:59:02 · 3yNo. 260816reply
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Mom bought a new Spültischeinhebelmischer
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MoscowBernd2023-03-15 18:04:17 · 3yNo. 260820reply
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Are you allowed to install it yourself or do you need to pay €500 to a certified plumber?
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 18:04:20 · 3yNo. 260821reply
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GermanyBernd2023-03-15 18:12:47 · 3yNo. 260823reply
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I have Polish noble blood
MoscowBernd2023-03-15 18:20:28 · 3yNo. 260824reply
Yes, but legally are you allowed to do so in Geromney?
United StatesBernd2023-03-15 07:56:07 · 3yNo. 260744reply
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if only u knew how bad things really are
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PolandBernd2023-03-15 17:02:32 · 3yNo. 260798reply
if you like monogamous animals then I have a pair of birds visiting regularly and grooming each other on my windowsill, it's quite pleasant to look at them
PeruBernd2023-03-15 17:04:47 · 3yNo. 260799reply
Cute.
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-15 17:09:10 · 3yNo. 260800reply
> Although they live in pairs, the partners do not care much for each other and their sole purpose of even associating with the opposite sex is for reproduction
SloveniaBernd2023-03-15 17:53:19 · 3yNo. 260812reply
nah, elephant shrew is only called shrew bc english doesn't have a special word for it
in reality it's literally a tiny elephant
NorwayBernd2023-03-15 13:44:24 · 3yNo. 260751reply
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just returned from store
bought energy drink
FinlandBernd2023-03-15 14:00:01 · 3yNo. 260752reply
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i bought ans enaaruji drank yesterday
what coincicidence
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 14:11:26 · 3yNo. 260753reply
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That means no sleep for you.
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 16:23:04 · 3yNo. 260779reply
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Nothing to eat?
PolandBernd2023-03-12 21:15:05 · 3yNo. 260385reply
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Opinion on FROGS?
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HungaryBernd2023-03-14 13:55:13 · 3yNo. 260583reply
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GermanyBernd2023-03-14 21:27:07 · 3yNo. 260693reply
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Good night, frens.
PolandBernd2023-03-14 22:02:52 · 3yNo. 260701reply
don't let the bedbugs bite
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Good night polan. Wherever you are now.
Finlandbis morgenBernd2023-03-14 09:41:31 · 3yNo. 260572reply
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tonight i will fly to germany and will come home on saturday
 
hopefully i wont upset the local natives and their discussions
 
what cuisines should i try? i want to eat local real food and learn about the culture
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GermanyBernd2023-03-14 18:39:47 · 3yNo. 260671reply
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You used at least two words I didn't understand and I don't want to look them up
PolandBernd2023-03-14 18:41:48 · 3yNo. 260672reply
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pic rel is a dog; what's the second word you didn't understand?
GermanyBernd2023-03-14 18:55:49 · 3yNo. 260676reply
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love
PolandBernd2023-03-14 20:47:42 · 3yNo. 260685reply
you should get a dog, then you'll know what love is
GermanyBernd2023-03-14 16:35:49 · 3yNo. 260624reply
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Should I cop some Tool t-shirt(s)?
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PolandBernd2023-03-14 19:04:42 · 3yNo. 260678reply
it's because I'm annoying
GermanyBernd2023-03-14 19:08:02 · 3yNo. 260679reply
You could act differently, you know?
PolandBernd2023-03-14 19:09:27 · 3yNo. 260681reply
I'd rather act like myself, even if you don't like it and think I'm an annoying twat
GermanyBernd2023-03-14 19:29:30 · 3yNo. 260683reply
Why are tool fans so prude?
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