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CanadaBernd2023-03-15 23:42:42 · 3yNo. 260867reply
No 22 year old gfs for 35 me
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CanadaBernd2023-03-24 15:40:43 · 3yNo. 262401reply
I get 24 but +- 2 years shouldn't matter. I was always told growing up that women are 7 years more mature than men. (Usually)
PolandBernd2023-03-24 16:01:40 · 3yNo. 262406reply
> I was always told growing up that women are 7 years more mature than men
this is just a bullshit excuse for men to act like children
GermanyBernd2023-03-24 16:23:44 · 3yNo. 262411reply
>act like children
What does that even mean? Getting old is no accomplishment. It does not make people less stupid.
PolandBernd2023-03-24 16:40:46 · 3yNo. 262413reply
acting immature when you're a grown up and excusing yourself in the dumbest way possible is no accomplishment either

United StatesBernd2023-03-24 03:50:06 · 3yNo. 262350reply
We must bring back the HRE; Germans were so much happier when they were just 200 different principalities fighting each other.
This is the natural state of the German. Existing in needlessly complex and conflict prone diplomatic confusion-states where minor conflicts with fellow Germans arise constantly and for unclear reasons. This is what make Germans happy. Napoleon brought an end to all that, and that’s why he is history’s greatest monster.
 
Who will be the next Frederick Barbarossa?
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GermanyBernd2023-03-24 13:27:27 · 3yNo. 262376reply
We still have 16 Bundesländer, as well as Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein and an ethnic minority in Belgium. We are divided enough.
FinlandBernd2023-03-24 13:36:21 · 3yNo. 262378reply
germans are just soulless autistic robots, the societal structure around them is irrelevant. such is their nature.
FinlandBernd2023-03-24 14:37:07 · 3yNo. 262390reply
True and redbulled
 
Balkanization promotes competition between different systems and policies, allowing the best to rise to the top and shine and the worst to fall to the bottom and vanish from view
GermanyBernd2023-03-24 14:48:03 · 3yNo. 262392reply
You go first

DenmarkBernd2023-03-23 23:30:06 · 3yNo. 262324reply
How do people get scammed online by buying from shady sites?
I really have a hard time understanding how that happens, I've bought from the shadiest and completely unknown sites that have so little traffic and are so untrustworthy that you should have expected to get your credit card details stolen, and yet I still got my products and didn't get scammed.
How do people manage to be retarded enough to actually get scammed from shady sites? I really don't get it, I'm a complete retard and I have never in my life gotten scammed.
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-24 11:08:19 · 3yNo. 262371reply
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias
DenmarkBernd2023-03-24 13:47:05 · 3yNo. 262382reply
if it really had been bias then I would only have done it a couple of times and have been lucky to not get my credit card details stolen, but I've done it several times and it still didn't happen to me. The stories I keep hearing about people who get scammed is far from unusual, there are tons of people out there who are paranoid about getting scammed or having their details stolen and think twice about using sites that don't have a very good reputation, meanwhile, retard me goes on the internet, finds the shadiest site you could ever come across, order products from them and don't even get scammed. I mean, one of the sites I used was so suspicious that the transaction made from my bank account to the site had a very suspicious name that didn't have anything to do with the site I used, I think it was related to female cosmetic products despite the thing I ordered not having anything to do with that.
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-24 14:08:45 · 3yNo. 262386reply
> I would only have done it a couple of times
Incorrect, it's still biased as long as you don't know the numbers from both groups.
Let's suppose that 1% (randomly selected) of buyers of a certain shady site got scammed. It would be completely normal for a certain normal user to never got scammed even if they did dozens of orders there (0.99^50=0.6 meaning there's 60% odd they won't get scammed for the first 50 orders). On the other hand, if the site is popular it would still lead to the tons of people who got scammed and it would say nothing of their retardness in comparison to that user, only of their luck.
DenmarkBernd2023-03-24 14:22:08 · 3yNo. 262387reply
as far as I understand about what bias is, then it would be cases where there would be a misrepresentation of, in this case, the likelihood of getting scammed. The more you do it and don't get scammed, the better the representation of the chances are. I just feel like there's a lot of people out there that spend a lot of time being worried about using shady sites, and I don't worry about it at all and don't get scammed. Feels sometimes like it could be boomers and their ideas about how the internet works affects how people see certain sites that don't seem trustworthy, and they avoid them based on that idea.
Truth is, there's actually tons of different people that despite having sites that could be considered shady and aren't used very often, they still want to run a business and do things honestly, there's actually no real way of telling whether a site is going to scam you or not, you can't really figure it out judging just by the way the site looks, or even things such as reviews as they could also be faked. It probably also has something to do with the fact that I don't really have a lot of money that can be stolen from my account, but it really makes me think about things.

GermanyKohlmods btfoBernd2023-03-23 18:55:23 · 3yNo. 262293reply
>Pedophiles have been shown to be shorter on average and are more likely to be left-handed, as well as to have lower IQs than the general population. Brain scans indicate that they have less white matter — the connective circuitry in the brain — and at least one study has shown they are more likely to have suffered childhood head injuries than non-pedophiles.
 
Also: Did you know that the father of Trump's attorney general hired Jeffrey Epstein to be a teacher at a school for teenage girls and wrote a book about a rich alien elite having sex slaves?
 
https://medium.com/@cshechtwriter/donald-barr-wrote-a-book-3023a94a0edc
FinlandBernd2023-03-23 18:57:37 · 3yNo. 262295reply
first part was good but then turned full schizo
SloveniaBernd2023-03-24 09:18:05 · 3yNo. 262370reply
bald nonce, goblin nonce, &c., it's clear from observation

CzechiaBernd2023-03-09 08:08:49 · 3yNo. 259779reply
Any Bernds from KC ten years ago here?
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RussiaBernd2023-03-23 19:24:04 · 3yNo. 262304reply
i dicovered internet in 2003, imageboards in 2011, kc 2015
United StatesBernd2023-03-23 23:56:04 · 3yNo. 262327reply
Yes
United StatesBernd2023-03-23 23:57:09 · 3yNo. 262329reply
I have not used this since 2012
DenmarkBernd2023-03-24 00:52:40 · 3yNo. 262338reply
I'm not completely sure about when I first started posting on KC but I am pretty sure I was around at 2013


United StatesBernd2023-03-22 22:18:42 · 3yNo. 262155reply
If you had to give up either pork, poultry, or beef for the rest of your life, which would you choose.
 
for me it's a tough choice but i think i'd ultimately choose pork
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BulgariaBernd2023-03-23 12:00:19 · 3yNo. 262218reply
>I am also the only good russian
How does it feel to be dead jk
GermanyBernd2023-03-23 12:04:48 · 3yNo. 262220reply
>I haven't eatened anyones
What did he mean by this?
BulgariaBernd2023-03-23 12:14:44 · 3yNo. 262225reply
He hasn't eaten meat since 2017 presumably (Russian uses the same set of animate pronouns for animals and humans alike, so it would be Ja ne el nikogo 'I haven't eaten anybody' in both cases).
SloveniaBernd2023-03-23 13:17:25 · 3yNo. 262230reply

GermanyBernd2023-03-20 15:57:36 · 3yNo. 261617reply
Any idea how I can rip videos from this website?: https://hotleaks.tv/lacypet/video/2244803
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PeruBernd2023-03-20 21:20:40 · 3yNo. 261678reply
This. More specifically, you need to find a link like this (https://cdn15-leak.camhdxx.com/2ovk4HScn3zJt3c1ZXvAnQ==,1679350089/12037/2244803/index.m3u8) to use with youtube-dl.
This one is from the video you linked, but I don't know if it will work for you.
I was writing a longer tutorial, but I lost it when trying to paste something (I hate that bug). Basically, you need to open your browser developer tools, in the network tab, and find a connection to a URL similar as the one above. Then, you copy that URL and download it with youtube-dl.
SloveniaBernd2023-03-21 10:15:33 · 3yNo. 261730reply
you can also use ffmpeg to dump directly from a m3u8 stream
GermanyBernd2023-03-21 15:20:27 · 3yNo. 261747reply
you might also want to use ans JDownloader
 
its bretty easy
GermanyBernd2023-03-23 12:11:51 · 3yNo. 262222reply

GermanyI visited a german brothelBernd2023-03-22 01:46:50 · 3yNo. 261854reply
...for the first time, mainly out of pure curiosity.
 
I'm phoneposting so no pics.
 
Where should I even start?
It was pretty empty because it's monday.
 
The funniest thing were two arab whores, when I was passing by their room they yelled assalamu alaikum at me, like it's not haram at all.
They had a tiny dog in their room too and I asked them why they keep it there, I wouldn't want the poor dog to see me fucking it's owner.
 
However they didn't understand me and just replied "dog is 50€ extra" with a thick accent. Damn crazy bitches man.
 
 
I chose one talkative, nice girl, perhaps in her early 30s. We talked a bit, she blew me off, I fucked her a little while being amused by her fake moaning. After a while she told me I should hurry because times already up and I was like wooowowow I thought it's 30 minutes I got but apparently it's only 15. Good girl sucked my dick again and I came, we hugged, and said good bye.
 
 
The sex was boring but the experience itself of going to a brothel was worth it.
 
Slovenia bro next time you come to Germany I'll go to a brothel with you.
 
 
TL;DR
I don't recommend it.
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GermanyBernd2023-03-22 21:23:41 · 3yNo. 262142reply
It should be either just "she blew me" or "she sucked me off"
NigeriaBernd2023-03-22 23:35:38 · 3yNo. 262172reply
I am disabled
PeruBernd2023-03-23 00:42:30 · 3yNo. 262181reply
#metoo
BulgariaBernd2023-03-23 11:36:08 · 3yNo. 262213reply
Etymologically it means to puff once or emit gas through an orifice, but it's not used in this meaning anymore, except in Britain, where it can mean "to fart". The common usage is what Poland said.
 
t. linguistfrogs

Mexicoi made my own soyjakBernd2023-03-22 04:34:22 · 3yNo. 261893reply
kek
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 11:25:47 · 3yNo. 261971reply
he be fat
United StatesBernd2023-03-22 20:26:06 · 3yNo. 262120reply
literally me

GermanyBernd2023-03-20 15:03:11 · 3yNo. 261613reply
Putin giving a quick sneaky blowjob to Xi Jinping in public, wtf was he thinking?
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NorwayBernd2023-03-22 18:00:13 · 3yNo. 262065reply
they just look uncanny and kind of washed out
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 19:31:36 · 3yNo. 262103reply
Very rude, what if someone talked about Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre that way? Doesn't feel that good huh?
PeruBernd2023-03-22 19:49:22 · 3yNo. 262106reply
United StatesBernd2023-03-22 20:25:00 · 3yNo. 262119reply
man he is just addicted to sucking cock

United StatesBernd2023-03-22 18:10:20 · 3yNo. 262073reply
>nearly april
>snow in forecast against
RussiaBernd2023-03-22 18:19:50 · 3yNo. 262077reply
> 50°F for 10 days
> snow and ice is only half way gone
NorwayBernd2023-03-22 18:19:57 · 3yNo. 262078reply
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 19:34:54 · 3yNo. 262104reply
14°C here but lots of rain and clouds and apparently it will stay that way for the next few weeks, but it's alright spring settings just happy the fucking cold is over

GermanyBernd2023-03-22 14:59:07 · 3yNo. 262002reply
I suffer with severe pollen allergies.
I've heard you can eat regional honey as a form of natural hayfever therapy. Have any Bernds tried this? Extrapolate your onions.
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PolandBernd2023-03-22 17:57:30 · 3yNo. 262061reply
he just needed an excuse to sniff my neck
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 18:29:23 · 3yNo. 262079reply
What a weirdo.
RussiaBernd2023-03-22 18:34:26 · 3yNo. 262080reply
Sounds like bollocks.
PolandBernd2023-03-22 19:00:05 · 3yNo. 262095reply
say that again and he'll come to sniff you

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