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GermanyBernd2023-06-20 14:52:03 · 3yNo. 275605reply
Who shat in my pants?
GermanyBernd2023-06-20 22:09:35 · 3yNo. 275662reply
FinlandBernd2023-06-21 09:59:49 · 3yNo. 275706reply
that feel when you will never invade germany and shit down the locals throats to force them to reveal where they hid their valuables

DenmarkBernd2023-06-20 13:41:21 · 3yNo. 275602reply
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me but I consider technology to be magical and it fascinates me. It's like I was born in the wrong time or something, I should have lived in a time where things weren't as advanced as they are.
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GermanyBernd2023-06-20 15:23:48 · 3yNo. 275610reply
cavehuman
DenmarkBernd2023-06-20 15:30:45 · 3yNo. 275613reply
soyboy
PeruBernd2023-06-20 16:35:57 · 3yNo. 275621reply
Based
NetherlandsBernd2023-06-21 06:08:46 · 3yNo. 275692reply
Wait til technology saves your life once

GermanyBernd2023-06-13 17:43:10 · 3yNo. 274715reply
A millennial YouTuber put together a list of requirements for getting a gf. Do you agree with the list?:
Be communicative
Have respect
Don't have bad breath!
Wear pleasant perfume
Have a nice hairstyle
Be fit
Have hobbies (maybe some outside the PC/house)
Like dogs
Like cats (VERY IMPORTANT!!!)
Have a sense of humor
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FinlandBernd2023-06-20 04:52:09 · 3yNo. 275577reply
The actual meaning of this saying is that if there is a predefined exception to when a rule applies, eg. you can't post on kc on tuesdays,
it confirms the existance of the rule that that is an exception to, eg. the afformentioned exception implicitly confirms that you can post on kc on all other days
 
It doesn't mean that if some rule sometimes randomly fails to apply then that confirms & affirms the rule - that would make no sense, because random exceptions have the opposite implication, they make it questionable if there is a rule at all
NetherlandsBernd2023-06-20 07:05:43 · 3yNo. 275580reply
The actual meaning of this saying is exactly what Bernd said. Not all the sayings are true, this one is a coping mechanism.
Btw I don't much even half of the list and I still have a gf.
FinlandBernd2023-06-20 10:34:43 · 3yNo. 275593reply
stop needing gf and make gf need u
MexicoBernd2023-06-21 02:53:18 · 3yNo. 275682reply
Based Finn

RussiaITT: Last game you enjoyedBernd2023-06-19 16:08:47 · 3yNo. 275510reply
Man, what a wild ride it was. I highly recommend it to everyone, as it features an extremely KC-tier setting AND good gameplay. The plot gets criticized a lot but as long as you consider the whole monster thing an allegory of war or something it does its job.
 
Very good. Can't wait for their next game now.
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ColombiaBernd2023-06-20 08:11:53 · 3yNo. 275585reply
How can you be racist when you are russian?
GermanyBernd2023-06-20 09:25:21 · 3yNo. 275588reply
Is Amnesia:Rebirth worth playing?
RussiaBernd2023-06-20 16:01:21 · 3yNo. 275616reply
Really a big fan of telling the brown ukrophobes to fuck off and fucking off thymeselves, sorz can't do anything about it.
No lol, literally more of a firewatch tier game rather than a horror.
PeruBernd2023-06-20 16:26:54 · 3yNo. 275619reply
You checkmated him so he coped kek

IsraelBernd2023-06-19 17:59:06 · 3yNo. 275528reply
What is Bernd opinion about Polina Mayer paintings? Are they good quality or bad?
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GermanyBernd2023-06-20 09:23:53 · 3yNo. 275587reply
I can save her.
AustraliaBernd2023-06-20 10:44:56 · 3yNo. 275594reply
Quit being sexist!
IsraelBernd2023-06-20 13:11:05 · 3yNo. 275598reply
From the inherent sin of being a russian?
GermanyBernd2023-06-20 14:16:31 · 3yNo. 275604reply
I would pay for her nose job.

United StatesBernd2023-06-20 09:37:08 · 3yNo. 275590reply
i'm currently poopin'
 
feel free to post ITT the nest time you are poopin' as well
United StatesBernd2023-06-20 09:41:24 · 3yNo. 275591reply
I tried to potty time
 
but I,
 
I...
 
...failed.
AustraliaBernd2023-06-20 10:06:28 · 3yNo. 275592reply
I suppose some people have all the time in the world.
IsraelBernd2023-06-20 13:11:26 · 3yNo. 275599reply
Did you bring your poop knife, op?

RussiaBernd2023-06-15 14:54:35 · 3yNo. 274974reply
do you have dove friends? i do
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PolandBernd2023-06-16 13:35:28 · 3yNo. 275117reply
today at work someone left the windows in the breakroom wide open and a pigeon came inside and was chilling on the windowsill and quietly cooing while I ate my breakfast
RussiaBernd2023-06-20 10:49:22 · 3yNo. 275595reply
one more pic and im out of here i swear
AustraliaBernd2023-06-20 11:09:44 · 3yNo. 275596reply
You should start making cat friends, trust me, they are much suitable for you.
MexicoBernd2023-06-20 11:29:02 · 3yNo. 275597reply
Crows are cute. Do anyone have a crow friend?

RussiaBernd2023-06-18 19:10:30 · 3yNo. 275399reply
lets make "based"-like meme, I mean the one you could put in almost any post. Then we will use it for years until it becomes a mainstream word everywhere, then we can drop it because "normies ruined it".
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GermanyBernd2023-06-19 10:41:42 · 3yNo. 275480reply
>pure love
>gaming laptop
>Three cups of three
>Guess who is sleeping on the sofa tonight
GermanyBernd2023-06-19 20:47:51 · 3yNo. 275546reply
KC is rightful Russian clay.
GermanyBernd2023-06-19 20:53:34 · 3yNo. 275547reply
I know where your genitalia are.
GermanyBernd2023-06-20 09:26:07 · 3yNo. 275589reply
Where are they?

GermanyBernd2023-06-12 23:35:18 · 3yNo. 274588reply
This has to be satire... right?
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PolandBernd2023-06-14 14:58:42 · 3yNo. 274855reply
we need Russian Bernd to answer
RussiaBernd2023-06-14 15:53:19 · 3yNo. 274863reply
GermanyBernd2023-06-16 18:22:16 · 3yNo. 275166reply
AzerbaijanBernd2023-06-19 22:50:50 · 3yNo. 275554reply
actually its dont

Buenos Airesthe return of schizo argieBernd2023-06-19 12:02:53 · 3yNo. 275491reply
I am convinced that doing DMT for days non-stop, (literally no-stop. for days) gives you Siddhis.
I would like to be convinced -I am not,as of know- that sleep deprivation for 90 hours releases DMT; and from there on, you need to stay awake to keep DMT being created.
please provide insight, critique, comments and advice upon my theory.
 
note: siddhis mean supernatural powers
note: you must do the sleep dep. without any drugs at all. otherwise you'll just get possessed by archons or ayyys
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GermanyBernd2023-06-19 14:06:08 · 3yNo. 275507reply
Sounds reasonable, I'll check it out
GermanyBernd2023-06-19 16:37:57 · 3yNo. 275518reply
I'm pretty sure doing it for days just fucks up your brain.
 
t. DMT experiencer
HungaryBernd2023-06-19 17:04:15 · 3yNo. 275521reply
Schizo-Argie is dead. He drowned in a river.
AzerbaijanBernd2023-06-19 17:10:19 · 3yNo. 275522reply
sleep deprivation and long term dmt trips is a good way to end up in mental hospital for life.

SwedenBernd2023-06-19 09:54:35 · 3yNo. 275474reply
Why do people destroy things?
IsraelBernd2023-06-19 17:03:52 · 3yNo. 275520reply
Evil can only destroy, never create.

GermanyBernd2023-06-16 18:08:22 · 3yNo. 275164reply
An essay about female armpit hair I typed out only to discover that I was banned from a certain other imageboard. Anyway, here it is:
 
Very hot.
 
Unfortunately many of the porn girls who sport body hair are low quality because they're a) kinda ugly and have figured out they can be at least mildly successful by pandering to a niche or b) turn up the dial to 11 and think most hairy is best. In reality, nobody cares about those two stray hairs on your left nipple.
 
IRL, some of the girls who do this have the full anti-mainstream brainrot and ruin themselves with other uglyness like body modifications, dying their hair a different stupid color each week or are just slobs who don't care about their appearance at all.
 
The rarest breed are the beautiful girls who grow out their armpit hair and pubes but still groom and maintain themselves, are fit and take care of themselves. They have an air of contrarianism, but still operate within reason. They are the true patrician's choice and goddesses among men.
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GermanyBernd2023-06-18 08:55:51 · 3yNo. 275344reply
Kohl is pro Russia?
Why am I not surprised Xd
GermanyBernd2023-06-18 09:01:32 · 3yNo. 275345reply
I'm convinced half the mods are literal paid Kremlin shills.
MissouriBernd2023-06-19 03:11:24 · 3yNo. 275446reply
If she's hot enough I will lick the armpit even with hair. A super hot chick with armpit hair is just doritos with cheese dip
GermanyBernd2023-06-19 11:06:48 · 3yNo. 275486reply

United StatesBernd2023-06-13 05:42:51 · 3yNo. 274617reply
Ate whole bag of chips again. I meant to have it last me several days but I ate it all in hours
 
Someone should invent a locked and timed chip dispensing device that only allows you to eat a reasonable serving for people like me that have no self control
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RussiaBernd2023-06-17 17:43:04 · 3yNo. 275257reply
RussiaBernd2023-06-17 17:43:19 · 3yNo. 275258reply
im going to OD myself on jews
United StatesBernd2023-06-17 22:18:19 · 3yNo. 275283reply
eat more fruit instead so you get the fiber too
RussiaBernd2023-06-19 09:03:20 · 3yNo. 275470reply
Sour cream, I think it's called "ranch" flavour in the US.
The point is that all food is essentially calories, carbs, fats and proteins, therefore it don't matter if I'm eating a fresh salad or bydlo chipsi.

GermanyBernd2023-06-17 21:49:48 · 3yNo. 275277reply
>Liberté, egalité and so on. You know this kind of banter.
t. Kongo Müller
 
Lörs opinions on this man?
MexicoBernd2023-06-19 02:34:39 · 3yNo. 275438reply
He sounds kinda based, I still need to know more about him.
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