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ThailandhelloBernd2023-07-29 00:23:09 · 3yNo. 280908reply
hello where is countryball
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United StatesBernd2023-07-29 08:02:04 · 3yNo. 280924reply
SingaporeBernd2023-07-29 09:17:46 · 3yNo. 280938reply
hello where are the siambu :DD
JapanBernd2023-07-29 09:59:31 · 3yNo. 280943reply
Hello, Thai guy! |ω・)ノ<Hello
GermanyBernd2023-07-30 06:24:34 · 3yNo. 281042reply

GermanyBernd2023-07-12 11:02:23 · 3yNo. 278421reply
How big is your music collection?
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RussiaBernd2023-07-14 07:59:26 · 3yNo. 278678reply
use your language UI please thanks
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 08:27:59 · 3yNo. 278680reply
RussiaBernd2023-07-29 09:31:49 · 3yNo. 280940reply
200gb of single_handedly picked tracks from youtube
 
And some archives
RussiaBernd2023-07-29 09:33:52 · 3yNo. 280941reply
Wtf is opus
 
 
Mp3 is "historically lucky" - even a 10$ brickphone will play an mp3 file from a TF card
 
T. Uses a shitty phone to play a long lossy track of 1960s music, while using main phone to watch guide videos

SloveniaBernd2023-07-04 22:10:30 · 3yNo. 277377reply
happi borned day to the burgerland
 
our resident burgers, go treat yourself a hot dog and watch some fireworks today
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PolandBernd2023-07-05 08:08:34 · 3yNo. 277412reply
howdy!
 
post pictures
MoscowBernd2023-07-23 09:22:54 · 3yNo. 280109reply
Suka, greedy much?
United StatesBernd2023-07-24 11:51:45 · 3yNo. 280226sagereply
Suka.
RussiaBernd2023-07-29 09:28:49 · 3yNo. 280939reply
Yes you are, you provided no fireworkenings photograms!

FinlandImagine No Sex Drive t. Jon BennonBernd2023-07-20 03:42:12 · 3yNo. 279594reply
Do you think women have eternal post nut clarity?
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TexasBernd2023-07-26 20:58:22 · 3yNo. 280581reply
Wow me too, I also have multiple girls I fuck every week and I only pretend to be "bernd the autistic virgin" as a joke. God I love sex ohh sex sex gonna cum.
TexasBernd2023-07-26 22:33:56 · 3yNo. 280597reply
Let me repeat this again in case you people in the back didn't hear, I FUCK. I HAVE SEX. I COPULATE. I CONJUGATE. ME STICK PEE PEE IN THE VAJAYJAY.
 
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
SloveniaBernd2023-07-26 23:30:45 · 3yNo. 280603reply
I love how this again proves that foids don't have a sex drive other than psychological satisfaction of being desired
PeruBernd2023-07-29 02:15:05 · 3yNo. 280914reply
It’s the same as jerking off with your hands vs having sex with a grill, the latter is always superior.
 
Reading and comprehending are not your strong points, are they?

CzechiaIWO: PragueBernd2023-07-23 10:05:51 · 3yNo. 280116reply
Some first impressions: weather is bretty gud, warm and sunny. There are many beautiful people here, many barely clothed couples. To reach my apartment I had to take a walk through the old city quarters of Prague, which are very beautiful. There seems to be a quite large historical part of the city to be intact. I already found some church and another old looking building that stretches itself wide. I don’t know what it is, but maybe Bernd can help. It has two wings, which both have large paintings, but I didn’t take a photo of them yet.
For the beginning I exchanged 50€ to CZK. Just in case I encounter something where I can’t pay by card. I’m still unsure about my further plans for today, whether I will rest a bit, then just go to dinner later or whether I should go look at Vysehrad and take a tour or something. First, I had to charge my phone, so I can keep using it as a navigation device.
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SloveniaBernd2023-07-24 15:49:57 · 3yNo. 280247reply
>Can I post here
seems so
>as onion?
apparently not
CzechiaBernd2023-07-24 17:50:27 · 3yNo. 280256reply
Gonna watch A Clockwork Orange in cinema now. See you later.
United StatesBernd2023-07-24 20:36:20 · 3yNo. 280269reply
It's fine like this, I am okay with being seen as murrican. At least people won't think I'm a pedo now anymore.
I was just wondering whether bernd.group was one of those NSA bootlicker """ anonymous""" imageboards like KC or if it is actually respecting its users freedom. Glad it is on the good side, guess I found a new home now.
 
sorry for derailing the thread, I didn't know Czech Republic had more liberal gun lawas than other European countries apparently.
As for things you can do I recommend destroying some beers in the evening and then doing nightwalk around crowded areas, I always like to do that in cities where I feel safe enough, almost always something interesting happens that I can witness in my gondola-like observing state.
United StatesBernd2023-07-28 20:39:09 · 3yNo. 280884reply
Did you post on KC about czech beer?

Buenos AiresAltruismBernd2023-07-27 13:40:47 · 3yNo. 280651reply
How can I use my wealth to help the very very poorest people in the planet? women workers in Bangladesh sweat shops, somali rural single moms, etc
I am basically inmortal because im celibate so I almost dont need food, or sleep, or even shelter. I can use my books of money and treasure to Help.
what are the most smart, efficient, ways to do this?
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Buenos AiresBernd2023-07-27 15:15:49 · 3yNo. 280662reply
Should I just charity-work within my Republic, then?
there are, after all, places in National Territories where people literally starve to death
GermanyBernd2023-07-27 15:19:58 · 3yNo. 280663reply
i'm not poor but i contribute more to humanity than some low class working drone
 
so if you want to lose your money anyway, paypal me insteada ;)
FinlandBernd2023-07-27 15:20:52 · 3yNo. 280664reply
maybe, but by donating through kiva you can not merely help people but also help them help themselves and their families for the rest of their lives
NetherlandsBernd2023-07-27 16:08:46 · 3yNo. 280671reply
Sure, but that's not about geography, that's about your personal involvement. Money alone wouldn't be enough to make a difference.

RussiaBernd2023-07-26 08:22:18 · 3yNo. 280489reply
Imagine masturbating in the forest and getting spotted by a beautiful girl, the kind of a girl who lives in a completely different world where there is no place for drunk ugly men masturbating in forests. Yet there she is, went for a walk or a jog and didn't expect to find you. She yells and threatens to call the police as you look at her and get diamond-hard, you proceed to jerk off furiously, unleashing the Niagara of jizz straight on the century old oak, and then walk away.
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TexasBernd2023-07-27 07:20:49 · 3yNo. 280638reply
I beat meat in the forest before. I was a kid at the times.
AustraliaBernd2023-07-27 11:16:16 · 3yNo. 280644reply
How old were you?
TexasBernd2023-07-27 11:37:44 · 3yNo. 280646reply
12 probably
GermanyBernd2023-07-27 12:53:14 · 3yNo. 280649reply
Why did you stop?

Buenos AiresBernd2023-07-25 15:58:43 · 3yNo. 280363reply
Do you respect people who are born in tiny towns and LEAVE them?
I dont. I dont respect anti-tiny-town and anti-nowhere people. they are bound to stay in their villages as thats manliness and cities and big population centres are unmanly...they are cowardice.
Whats it like being an anti-people-who-leave-tiny-towns person in your country? do you often publicly voice your lack of respecto for tiny town defectors?
People who DISLIKE living in "middle of nowhere" are creepy weirdos who want to attend (((nightc**bs))) or date different women than the ones they know.
No sane, healthy, masculine, man , should respect tiny-town defectors.
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Buenos AiresBernd2023-07-26 20:59:48 · 3yNo. 280582reply
better to die than to leave Tiny Town Dharma
>i dont like
that doesnt matter. you MUST abide by Cosmic Imperatives
if you considered it you are absolved. but dont kill them because of personal trifles, but because it is the Will of the Way
TexasBernd2023-07-26 21:07:06 · 3yNo. 280583reply
Every redneck piece of shit has ten dogs that make a chorus every night, every direction, and you can hear them from kilometers.
Buenos AiresBernd2023-07-26 21:09:31 · 3yNo. 280584reply
tiny town defectors barely deserve to live
United StatesBernd2023-07-26 21:32:34 · 3yNo. 280590reply
when i visited buddy, he was afraid for us to make too much noise in party because of redneck neighbors far off on other side of field

IsraelBernd2023-07-16 18:18:30 · 3yNo. 279105reply
Is it normal to take a cat for a walk? When I used to have a cat and I took him to a public square once, he was ultra scared.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-17 13:02:34 · 3yNo. 279195reply
if the only way to know what is normal is to ask people, then how can those people who were asked know? did they ask somebody themselves? that doesn't work though because for the knowledge to be transferred via questions, it first has to exist.
 
someone at some point would have to know what is normal so they could answer a child what is normal. how did that first person know? the first person could not have asked someone.
 
i guess you never thought that far and just want adults to give you answers so you can keep playing minecraft.
IsraelBernd2023-07-17 15:52:18 · 3yNo. 279220reply
>making questions is childish behavior!!11
GermanyBernd2023-07-17 17:10:42 · 3yNo. 279251reply
>making questions is childish behavior!!11
 
yes you are a very normal child. very normal indeed, completely devoid of mentally ill behaviours because if you had any, you would have found the behaviour through your genius usage of questions.
United StatesBernd2023-07-26 20:52:50 · 3yNo. 280579reply
no
but i like seeing them in street and pet them

Germanyalternative sites for video uploadBernd2023-07-15 20:15:58 · 3yNo. 278956reply
any bernd has experience with using video platforms? i sometimes have the desire to upload memes i made or little inventions or discoveries or stories. the culture around most platforms really turns me off though.
 
obviously youtube is not an option because they are pro-war, pro-vax, anti-freespech, profit driven, publically traded, dystopian surveilance tech controlled by establishment billionaires.
 
youtube is not getting better, it is only getting worse. it has to fulfill more and more evil functions to help turn the people into genderless depressed cattle. from what little i have seen of the creator side of it, it used to function very quickly and responsively before the upload filtering and it still functions ok now, especially for lower resolution videos. i like being edgy though, i don't care for participating in political correctness.
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FinlandBernd2023-07-17 09:46:03 · 3yNo. 279168reply
Are you afraid Big Pharma will lose profits?
SloveniaBernd2023-07-17 12:06:22 · 3yNo. 279184reply
Reminder that vaccines are so dirt cheap, they're causing big pharma to lose profit bc they can't sell that much medicine
GermanyBernd2023-07-17 13:32:24 · 3yNo. 279198reply
 
you are amassing quite the karmic debt
United StatesBernd2023-07-26 20:51:44 · 3yNo. 280578reply
i just spam shit on vidlii. it sucks but it's just hobbyists posting dumb shit with apparently no politics

RussiaBernd2023-07-26 20:04:45 · 3yNo. 280566reply
Is it easier to make "avatar" robots with no AI so that even warehouse workers etc could work from home by controlling such robots from their computers??? is it economicly viable???
opinions
GermanyBernd2023-07-26 20:12:40 · 3yNo. 280569reply
Instead of building extremely complex robots that can operate in warehouses that were designed to be used by humans it makes more sense to build warehouses exclusively for robots that don't require any humans at all.
You don't need any AI at all for a robot to do its job in a warehouse. You can easily do this with old fashioned computer programs.
United StatesBernd2023-07-26 20:46:58 · 3yNo. 280575reply
this makes a good bit of sense. dont have to heat it or have walkways or anything. would still have to have maintenance staff but i'm guessing the operations staff are usually different.
In my experience though, things never work so well that you don't have to go un-stuck an object from the machines every once in awhile. So that's probably why they operate close by
Also any delay or interference with connections would be killer

IsraelBernd2023-07-25 07:39:36 · 3yNo. 280303reply
Reading the Bible in anything but Hebrew seems such a meme.
Take this part in genesis for example:
Abraham complains that since he is childless, the one in charge of his household is his servant dammesek eliezer.
No one knows the meaning of this word dammesek, no commentary, nothing.
The Septuagint tries to bullshit their way translating this as "damascene" meaning from Damascus, even though the city didn't have this name before the Hellenistic era.
What are your thoughts about this?
If you don't see the Hebrew text you don't even know you are being fed lies.
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GermanyBernd2023-07-26 08:25:18 · 3yNo. 280491reply
Is that a thing specific to big cities or is it the case everywhere in Israel?
IsraelBernd2023-07-26 08:27:04 · 3yNo. 280492reply
Yes, let's make people accountable for the decisions of an unelected leadership from the late 40s.
IsraelBernd2023-07-26 08:44:41 · 3yNo. 280494reply
Another very good story of someone I personally met:
This guy lived in a Tel Aviv apartment, and he was coming back from walking his dog to his house. An elderly neighbour complained to him that his dog fur makes a mess in the stairs, he then replied "well, this is why I pay vaad habait every month, so someone will clean it". The vaad habait is like a condominium tax or fee that is calculated according to state wide regulations like building size, amount of floor, if there is an elevator or not, it pays maintainance, cleaning, etc.
The elderly woman looked at him puzzled and said "we don't have vaad habait in this building".
This dude landlord wrote in the contract a monthly vaad habait that never existed and he was taking 100 usds extra every month.
GermanyBernd2023-07-26 19:22:34 · 3yNo. 280553reply

United StatesBernd2023-07-17 07:54:34 · 3yNo. 279154reply
I have it on both arms
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RussiaBernd2023-07-17 09:11:41 · 3yNo. 279165reply
lol wtf
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-17 09:34:50 · 3yNo. 279166reply
it was a zoomer bait
op is playing 14d chess
GermanyBernd2023-07-17 11:25:20 · 3yNo. 279177reply
Actually nearly the same thread was posted on Kohlchan as well and there it has much more replies
United StatesBernd2023-07-26 19:21:11 · 3yNo. 280549reply
both my arms are covered in freckles
i have every freckle imaginable
this is stupid

SloveniaBernd2023-07-25 19:32:11 · 3yNo. 280414reply
Did you know that boland has tornados?
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United StatesBernd2023-07-26 06:02:33 · 3yNo. 280474reply
once again proving itself to be the most american country in europe
PolandBernd2023-07-26 06:41:15 · 3yNo. 280481reply
that beaver was actually pretty chill given the fact he was being harassed
HungaryBernd2023-07-26 07:24:42 · 3yNo. 280483reply
Well they have cyclones, they have to call em something.
 
Pls someone wpierdol that guy.
TexasBernd2023-07-26 07:31:02 · 3yNo. 280484reply
Imagine having to drag around that tail all day. What do they even use it for.
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