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Serbia/YUBernd2021-09-20 20:00:32 · 5yNo. 123093reply
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Any yuchan fags alive?
I miss the old days not
SloveniaBernd2021-09-20 21:15:05 · 5yNo. 123098reply
sadly no
t. aware of yuchan but only bosted there two or three times
SerbiaBernd2021-09-20 21:57:03 · 5yNo. 123099reply
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PolandBernd2021-09-20 15:19:50 · 5yNo. 123014reply
I'm fat and eating hamburgers
BerndBernd2021-09-20 15:24:57 · 5yNo. 123015reply
with beer?
PolandBernd2021-09-20 15:25:13 · 5yNo. 123016reply
yeah
BerndBernd2021-09-20 15:29:15 · 5yNo. 123017reply
lucky
GermanyBernd2021-09-19 08:18:23 · 5yNo. 122946reply
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How long since you had a conversation with a woman that was not related to you or a cashier?
How long since you touched such a woman?
How long since you fugged such a woman?
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SloveniaBernd2021-09-19 09:12:37 · 5yNo. 122954sagereply
cringe
United StatesBernd2021-09-19 13:15:32 · 5yNo. 122959reply
>How long since you had a conversation with a woman that was not related to you or a cashier?
1 week ago on tinder. She was the only girl who ever had a conversation with me on there. I really liked her but I must have sperged out and simped to hard and she unmatched :(
 
>How long since you touched such a woman?
3 years ago. First time.
 
>How long since you fugged such a woman?
3 years ago. First time.
TurkeyBernd2021-09-19 23:08:55 · 5yNo. 123002reply
1. last night
2. last night
3. last night
 
GermanyBernd2021-09-20 12:53:23 · 5yNo. 123012reply
>How long since you had a conversation with a woman that was not related to you or a cashier?
yesterday. most likely tonight against.
 
>How long since you touched such a woman?
few years ago
 
>How long since you fugged such a woman?
never
Germanyplease berndBernd2021-09-16 14:21:17 · 5yNo. 122751reply
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can someone explain me what anon means with "alignment"? i looked it up but i still don't understand what it means because the translations to german don't make sense
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GermanyBernd2021-09-17 06:44:08 · 5yNo. 122825reply
Where is my NZ ball ;_;
SloveniaBernd2021-09-17 09:47:34 · 5yNo. 122828reply
you have been anschluss'd
GermanyBernd2021-09-17 12:28:34 · 5yNo. 122835reply
I think the garage door is attached to gliding rails on both sides and slipped out on one side. That makes the most sense in this scenario, because that's the only thing I can imagine "sliding back back in" being the easiest way to fix. It being out of alignment would be a result of this.
GermanyBernd2021-09-18 09:06:00 · 5yNo. 122884reply
thanks!
GermanyWEBM THREAD?Bernd2021-08-23 08:00:12 · 5yNo. 120949reply
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Webm thread!
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Saint PetersburgBernd2021-09-12 22:51:51 · 5yNo. 122557reply
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BerndBernd2021-09-15 20:37:46 · 5yNo. 122718reply
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Posting surprise webms. Will this get me banned like on kohl? Let's find out...
GermanyBernd2021-09-15 21:48:06 · 5yNo. 122721reply
protip: no
SloveniaBernd2021-09-16 12:52:16 · 5yNo. 122747reply
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>The health secretary ⁦Humza Yousaf⁩ does not appear to be having a good day at work…
>Mr Yousaf has been using crutches and a scooter since rupturing his achilles playing badminton
GermanyBernd2021-09-15 22:03:57 · 5yNo. 122723reply
I just learned how to burp a few words (happy birthday).
 
Should I send it to my cousin (female)
 
Discuss or send burp requests.
BerndBernd2021-09-15 23:00:16 · 5yNo. 122725reply
Based
RussiaBernd2021-09-16 06:34:31 · 5yNo. 122729reply
GermanyBernd2021-09-16 09:35:22 · 5yNo. 122736reply
nnnnnnice! manly burpening right there.
 
 
r8 my russian
BerndBernd2021-09-15 20:24:09 · 5yNo. 122714reply
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In the future, you will be locked in kc armor 24/7. Only for the sole purpose of sperm extraction will you be unlocked and allowed to squirt into a machine, that is designed to milk you as quickly and efficiently as possible. And you will be happy.
GermanyMIT ALLES?Bernd2021-09-14 10:58:56 · 5yNo. 122651reply
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with all?
GermanySOßE?Bernd2021-09-14 11:01:59 · 5yNo. 122652reply
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garlic, yoghurt or hot?
GermanyMIT SCHARF?Bernd2021-09-14 11:02:18 · 5yNo. 122653reply
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RussiaBernd2021-09-15 08:22:53 · 5yNo. 122688reply
Kebab = the German people and society.
Turks = Turks.
GermanyBernd2021-09-15 09:19:29 · 5yNo. 122690reply
that's 4 geld 50
GermanyBernd2021-09-14 20:59:11 · 5yNo. 122681reply
Hallo Bernd, Wir haben uns seit 10 Jahren nicht mehr gesehen. Wie geht es dir? <3 ISt hier noch so alles wie früher? Ich lese viel Englisch hier, geht doch alle nach /int/ ;_;
GermanyBernd2021-09-14 21:42:45 · 5yNo. 122682reply
Ganz gut.
Anscheinend soll /de/ das deutsche Brett sein, aber ich meine auch, dass BO /de/ löschen soll und /b/ deutsch wird.
GermanyBernd2021-09-15 07:54:17 · 5yNo. 122685reply
Hier wird nichts gelöscht.
Saint PetersburgDayly musik thredaBernd2021-09-12 22:49:07 · 5yNo. 122556reply
My choose for this night is AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 56709
 
Yours?
SloveniaBernd2021-09-12 23:32:36 · 5yNo. 122559reply
GermanyBernd2021-09-07 12:52:37 · 5yNo. 122301reply
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Tonight we will upgrade our home by crafting something really cool for our DIY smoking lounge balcony.
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GermanyBernd2021-09-11 12:50:07 · 5yNo. 122504reply
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GermanyBernd2021-09-11 21:05:21 · 5yNo. 122514reply
Why didn't you build the crank at the balcony?
GermanyBernd2021-09-11 21:07:41 · 5yNo. 122516reply
Also why you post it on /b?
GermanyBernd2021-09-11 21:46:29 · 5yNo. 122517reply
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because the balcony is too small and we can't sacriface the place for it
 
often up to 4 people sit on it at the same time
 
why not?
BerndBernd2021-08-24 19:00:41 · 5yNo. 121154reply
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Riddle me this...
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BerndBernd2021-08-24 19:04:22 · 5yNo. 121156reply
Idk, it wasn't on the start page.
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 19:11:20 · 5yNo. 121162reply
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wasn't twitterposting hated anyway?
 
t. not following chanbeef
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 19:18:05 · 5yNo. 121163reply
Depends on the twitterposting I guess. Most annoying is using some weirdo with 2 followers as an example of a political movement or something.
SloveniaBernd2021-08-24 20:48:12 · 5yNo. 121171sagereply
even I'm refraining from twitterposting here ffs
and I actually had ppl message me on twitter when I'm coming back to noncechan bc they miss my twitterposts
GermanyAbout to coom...Bernd2021-09-08 11:44:11 · 5yNo. 122354reply
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and then i'll shower and continue work
 
I realised I haven't coomed in a few days and now I am very happy to nut to some big booba blondies.
GermanyBernd2021-09-08 11:50:44 · 5yNo. 122355reply
hm, 6 more minutes of my life wasted
NorwayBernd2021-09-08 12:32:34 · 5yNo. 122358reply
Why not big ass blondes next time? Mix it up a bit
BerndBernd2021-09-08 13:11:00 · 5yNo. 122360reply
> Mix it up a bit
thanks for the tip mr. noseberg
TurkeyBernd2021-09-05 20:11:56 · 5yNo. 122180reply
thoughts on new ayran maiden album???
 
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RussiaBernd2021-09-06 20:43:39 · 5yNo. 122273reply
I can be months of work to record an album.
GermanyBernd2021-09-06 20:52:26 · 5yNo. 122275reply
ohh no! many months of enjoyable time
New ZealandBernd2021-09-06 22:39:53 · 5yNo. 122280reply
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Took less than three days iirc.
SloveniaBernd2021-09-07 10:15:37 · 5yNo. 122298reply
enjoyable stuff, not particularly memorable tho
still need to listen to the rest of the album (damn, over 80 mins?), only heard this track and that pre-released single (writing on the wall) so far
I think I'm gonna give it a 3.8/5
 
in other news, peste noire also has new album out
 
this. you're too consumer culture oriented if you fail to understand this
the spirit of rock is very much participatory culture oriented – artists perform their own songs rather than regurgitate standards (like was the norm in the 50s and earlier), bands when touring have local acts as openers (again encouraging participation) – some of them just happen to actually become popular, but that's a side effect of being the best.
there is no shame in just getting together and making something – you're contributing, you're part of the participatory culture of rock music
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