Imagine getting splinters from the wood.
Does the rolling pin represent an effective solution for mechanized jelqing?
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I think that an automatic jelq-pump machine that combines pumping with automated jelqing can become a breakthrough product. Someone will make billions on my idea.
To some extent, such an accident could be a great relief for me. I have some weird tiny whiteheads right under my glans that I sometimes squeeze out, it's likely due to my circumcision and the "whiteheads" are enclosed pockets of skin where smegm builds up. They don't really cause any discomfort and are very hard to notice, but it always bothered me psychologically. I always kind of wanted to poke it with a needle or make a little cut with a scalpel, but I was always afraid of following through with my plan. Perhaps a splinter piercing through the smegm pocket could fix this issue permanently, or at least allow me to get a better squeeze that would last longer before it fills up again.
I will make a photo diary from now until harvest here.
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1. Weed does not really give you hangovers. It just slows your mind for the next day. Alcohol hangovers can be insanely bad and get worse with age.
2. Alcohol makes bydlo people aggressive
3. Alcohol addiction is really terrible. The worst you get from weed is paranoia and ans psychosis. But this is way less prevalent than alcohol addiction. Also I'd say that it is less addicting
4. Can't overdose from weed.
>I wasn't able to perform any work when I tried weed.
It is because you are not used to the THC in your body.
>Weed just makes you want to sit down.
That's just not true at all. Weed works differently on every person and what it does for me is giving me insane focus. I have worked and written exams while high and it worked perfectly.
Once I drifted into addiction and started to vape my weed using picrel every other hour, the negative effects started to outweigh the good ones. I feel less smart and overall I don't even know my sober self anymore, hence trying to quit.
Today I saw a woman with very large breast.
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This is the only watch a Bernd will ever need.
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I want to be American special forces being ambushed by Taliban fighting for my life
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Did you know that most death penalties world wide are done via poison injection now? It's a law in China and the US, and the Chinese are said to have a poison that kills the criminal swiftly within 30 to 60 seconds.
Only in Japan they still hang people. Five executioners will press a button at the same time, but only one of them, randomly chosen, will open the trapdoor beneath your feet.
Also in Belarus they will just shoot you in the neck.
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why dog hates florida so much??
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Dog please let it happen, make AMD produce a generation of good and cheap cards please plaese please.
When I imagine Beethoven's 32 complete sonatas with Wilhelm Kempff as pianist my benin gets a little harder.
It doesn't need to beat the Piano Concerto No. 5 in E-flat major, Op.73 but more compute than Symphony No. 7, Op. 92: II. Allegretto for less than 100$ philharmonic orchestra ticket would be so nice.
Oh god PLEASE make it happen.
What video games are you playing. What have you recently completed?
I completed 'Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night' today and will probably play 'Return to Monkey Island' next.
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>how did you like it?
Felt tedious.
But I stopped playing because at one point in the story I should have a skill or an item or a spell or another character with the specific ability or whatnot to proceed but without it I couldn't and there was no way to go back (unless load a save from over 9000 hours ago, and as I said it was tedious).
So it sucked.