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SloveniaBernd2019-11-17 20:03:52 · 7yNo. 88763reply
I just realised something... something spooky as fuck.
 
You know how sumo is derived from some ancient rituals? How it was performed in shrines, to appease the kami, to ensure prosperity? It was only later professionalised, and is now performed on a national level by salaried wrestlers, but there are still many religious elements, from how the ring is consecrated by a priest before each tournament, yokozuna entering the ring with that big white rope around his belt, to wrestlers actually throwing salt into the ring before each bout as a means of consecration. It is a deeply religious ritual, somehow performed to appease the kami for the entire nation of Japan. Kinda like how the ancient Olympic Games were performed on temple grounds, and were a form of vitalist worship of Greek gods.
 
You know when's the last time sumo wasn't performed as scheduled? March 2011. The March of the earthquake and tsunami that rekt Japan. But guess what? The tournament was cancelled a month before. Because of some match-fixing scandal. Yep, that's right. And the earthquake happened 2 days before the tournament was scheduled.
 
The earthquake happened because the sumo ritual wasn't performed. Because the kami weren't appeased. They were pissed and caused the earthquake as a warning.
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SloveniaBernd2019-11-17 21:36:01 · 7yNo. 88786reply
No, sumo is native Japanese. There's figurines of sumo wrestlers from as early as Kofun period, which was when Japan just established contacts with China. Mythic origin of sumo is from the fight between Takeminakata and Takemikazuchi, where Takemikazuchi (who is also dutied with keeping Namazu, the giant catfish that causes earthquakes (!) under control), fight for control over Japan (Takemikazuchi representing celestial, and Takeminakata the chthonic kami). Empress Kogyoku entertained Baekje Korean envoys by showing them sumo in 7th century. This was right around when Chinese culture starts dominating Japan, so it's clearly older than that.
SloveniaBernd2019-11-17 21:39:09 · 7yNo. 88787reply
You mean this? It's some kind of a call. You bang those sticks together then call for attention. It's specifically done in religious ceremonies (again) so in relation to sumo it means calling the kami to watch the bout.
The gyoji (referee) also sings the wrestlers' names in a similar voice when announcing them.
SlovakiaBernd2019-11-17 21:45:23 · 7yNo. 88788reply
Yes that's what I meant. It sounds cool. Also reminds me of that "Yo ho ho" sound in Shogun Total War.
SloveniaBernd2019-11-18 00:05:39 · 7yNo. 88798reply
I'm just watching yesterday's bouts, and holy fuck, the bout between Enho and Yutakayama was simply ebin.

SwedenBernd2019-11-17 07:46:39 · 7yNo. 88636reply
Hello from bronnen.net/int
Hope you are having a great day
SwedenBernd2019-11-17 11:10:25 · 7yNo. 88674reply
RussiaBernd2019-11-17 12:18:08 · 7yNo. 88681reply
Great, we now have Bronnen theme. Click here to enable it.
SwedenBernd2019-11-17 12:53:02 · 7yNo. 88688reply
Upvoted
CaliforniaBernd2019-11-17 21:34:05 · 7yNo. 88785reply

PolandHello fello kctiersBernd2019-11-17 19:39:59 · 7yNo. 88752reply
There was no Kohlzine on October because Casey was hidden.
But now we are back, even more autistic than ever and featuring some illustrations by Russian bernd.
 
We are waiting for your OC and text (any content, really) submissions on our mail: [email protected]
Lucky #13 will be our ANNIVERSARY issue, so expect lots of quality content(well it depends on your input too, kinda), KC posters, copypastas and more.
 
Enjoy
 
t.kohlzinegarchy
RomaniaBernd2019-11-17 19:43:08 · 7yNo. 88754reply
thank you, will read sober.
RussiaBernd2019-11-17 19:44:43 · 7yNo. 88756reply
Good
SloveniaBernd2019-11-17 19:55:23 · 7yNo. 88762reply
When you're reading the last article, think about this for a moment: do you have any idea how much work went into getting all the custom letters to display as intended? Without designing a custom font, publishing this article would've been impossible.

TaiwanBernd2019-11-17 16:50:20 · 7yNo. 88735reply
so kohlchan is dead again?
rip then
btw this new imageboard looks much cleaner than the others
RussiaBernd2019-11-17 16:53:41 · 7yNo. 88736reply
>so kohlchan is dead again?
no its online
>btw this new imageboard looks much cleaner than the others
thanks m8, enjoy your stay
HungaryBernd2019-11-17 18:41:28 · 7yNo. 88742reply
It's dead in my eyes, it's as bad as ever plus some more. I only browse it because bernd.group is too slow to main.
KansasBernd2019-11-17 19:02:19 · 7yNo. 88745reply
look its Chinese Taipei

SlovakiaBernd2019-11-17 16:23:06 · 7yNo. 88729reply
How come music peaked in the period 1600-1900? As well as culture in general, all our "classics" came from that time. What was it about that period that made it so special? As far as I can gather before 1600 we were ruled by barbarian warrior elites that just went to war with each other, and after 1900 it became nouveau riche capitalists (whether industrialists, banker jews or tech moguls). Neither groups cared much for culture. In the middle though, despite all the wars, we had a gentlemanly aristocracy that fostered the arts, with direct patronage like from Joseph II or even direct participation like Frederick II playing and composing. Thots?
TexasBernd2019-11-17 17:36:58 · 7yNo. 88740reply
Neither cared for culture? That's very wrong, even in the Middle Ages Alfonso I of Castlle compiled the cantigas of Santa Maria and probably wrote some of them. Guillem IX of Aquitaine was a duke and a troubadour, troubadors were invited to many European courts. Throughout most of the "barbarian" period all sorts of artists were sponsored by nobles, they were the ones who comissioned works.

United StatesBernd2019-11-15 22:40:34 · 7yNo. 88503reply
Hello from a ghost! :)
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MexicoBernd2019-11-16 04:13:02 · 7yNo. 88536reply
United StatesBernd2019-11-16 09:10:27 · 7yNo. 88549reply
Please do this relentlessly.
United StatesBernd2019-11-17 13:52:51 · 7yNo. 88703reply
Hello.
RussiaBernd2019-11-17 17:24:53 · 7yNo. 88739reply
OP was it you 3 years ago? >>23236

SlovakiaBernd2019-11-17 04:32:50 · 7yNo. 88635reply
rusbernd looks like your bug still works but their daemon restarts lynxchan
RussiaBernd2019-11-17 10:04:01 · 7yNo. 88655reply
What bug? I'm confused.
SlovakiaBernd2019-11-17 16:15:24 · 7yNo. 88726reply
the kohl bug that crashed kc with origine du monde

SerbiaBernd2019-11-17 14:01:45 · 7yNo. 88704reply
Upboat and gold accounts wen?
 
t. Rich guy
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RussiaBernd2019-11-17 14:17:29 · 7yNo. 88708reply
Need accounts base for that.
Also for post deletion/edit.
Also no plat accounts because i dont really need money and wont make it pay2win.
Upboats not sure why? Mostly likely wont be implementer or maybe as board specific future.
SerbiaBernd2019-11-17 14:24:08 · 7yNo. 88713reply
I want to upboat legendary posts.
And its funny in a way.
You are doing fine as it is.
RussiaBernd2019-11-17 14:49:20 · 7yNo. 88717reply
Yes its fun in a way.
I had an idea about making kind of upboating system to let bernds pick "shitpost/legendary of last week/month/year" but i had a vision that it should be hidden voting(nobody sees how much upboats/downvotes post have), you wont know until next week/month/year comes.
SerbiaBernd2019-11-17 15:02:28 · 7yNo. 88720reply
Je/b/in tbh
But half of the joke is the K/D ratio being obvious. Ironic of course. We're all vetersns here anyway.

FinlandBernd2019-11-17 10:32:11 · 7yNo. 88658reply
Me gang
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United KingdomBernd2019-11-17 10:41:42 · 7yNo. 88664reply
sad!
FinlandBernd2019-11-17 10:50:39 · 7yNo. 88667reply
i've never been there my home is entirely elsewhere
GermanyBernd2019-11-17 12:47:40 · 7yNo. 88686reply
bronnen is based
CaliforniaBernd2019-11-17 14:40:33 · 7yNo. 88714reply
Why is soypsy a browndad?

United StatesNazi musicBernd2019-11-15 18:38:15 · 7yNo. 88360reply
Does Bernd like Nazi music?
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RomaniaBernd2019-11-16 06:28:41 · 7yNo. 88542reply
its gay lmao
FinlandBernd2019-11-16 23:13:17 · 7yNo. 88607reply
GermanyBernd2019-11-17 04:01:47 · 7yNo. 88634reply
Schnapps und bier und wienerschnitzen
Eins zwei drei, lederhozen macht frei
United KingdomBernd2019-11-17 10:42:41 · 7yNo. 88665reply
bernd is too baste for nazo music

BavariaBernd2019-11-16 17:40:49 · 7yNo. 88580reply
Daily reminder that ethnic Germs must be annihilated.
 
They are the cancer to this earth.
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BavariaBernd2019-11-16 17:52:39 · 7yNo. 88586reply
BelgiumBernd2019-11-16 19:44:44 · 7yNo. 88596reply
based
HungaryBernd2019-11-16 19:59:30 · 7yNo. 88597reply
I'll drink some Grappa to that!
BavariaBernd2019-11-16 21:18:51 · 7yNo. 88603reply
It's juicy, delicious and healthy, cheers.

RussiaBernd2019-11-16 17:40:51 · 7yNo. 88581reply
Friday, time to destroy
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UkraineBernd2019-11-16 18:40:38 · 7yNo. 88592reply
>garch tier
>he's not having ans doshirak
RussiaBernd2019-11-16 19:18:54 · 7yNo. 88593reply
This is way too garch even for me.
HungaryBernd2019-11-16 19:25:17 · 7yNo. 88594reply
It's saturday?
RussiaBernd2019-11-16 20:54:27 · 7yNo. 88598reply
Oh shit turns out it is.

KuwaitBernd2019-11-16 10:48:13 · 7yNo. 88551reply
what do you think bernd? :)
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GermanyBernd2019-11-16 13:20:00 · 7yNo. 88566reply
You dont even try ot look at the titties.
Fucking faggot.
GermanyBernd2019-11-16 14:55:22 · 7yNo. 88570reply
Following dialogue probably happened
"Come here handsome"
"Y-you too!"
KuwaitBernd2019-11-16 15:24:26 · 7yNo. 88571reply
hey atleast a pussy held me up as baby
 
however this is my life. such cases. women runs to me and i run away from them
BrazilBernd2019-11-16 17:27:55 · 7yNo. 88577reply
Typical middle eastern picture of 80/90. That hairdo and makeup...

SwedenBernd2019-11-15 21:51:45 · 7yNo. 88474reply
Greetings, true friend. I hope you have been praying at the temple of iron.
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United StatesBernd2019-11-16 01:04:15 · 7yNo. 88535reply
is this homosexual code talk
GermanyBernd2019-11-16 09:39:37 · 7yNo. 88550reply
SwedenBernd2019-11-16 11:20:26 · 7yNo. 88556reply
"Praying at the temple of iron" is what the glorious lion calls lifting
BrazilBernd2019-11-16 17:24:42 · 7yNo. 88575reply
>alcohol fetal poisoning
No
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