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Developerhttps://krautchan.ripBernd2020-09-02 21:38:40 · 6yNo. 100723reply
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Its up boys.
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New ZealandBernd2020-09-16 23:54:39 · 6yNo. 102297reply
It sickens me that's what it caters to. Most Bernds there are slowly being subverted.
 
They're worse than a plague and need to be exterminated. All of those new *chans that've emerged from the ashes of 8chan's death, are also catering to the pedo menace and need to swiftly be stopped.
 
I still advocate to report krautchan and their like, to their host and other EU agencies, and cloudflare.
BrazilBernd2020-09-17 01:17:30 · 6yNo. 102310reply
Faggot
New ZealandBernd2020-09-17 01:22:05 · 6yNo. 102311reply
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GermanyBernd2020-09-17 01:26:47 · 6yNo. 102312reply
Gtfo pedo defender!
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Why delet the suicided Tesak though, it's an importert event
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 17:53:04 · 6yNo. 102231reply
Thought it was just random gore posting. make a new threda then.
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 18:34:19 · 6yNo. 102236reply
Yeah, please give context to things you post. Back on pedochan these random contextless webms that Brazilians like to post are among the most annoying things. Also goreposting should be severely limited.
RussiaBernd2020-09-16 23:17:04 · 6yNo. 102280reply
moved >>102251 to /int/
AustriaTo good to goBernd2020-09-14 11:45:11 · 6yNo. 102010reply
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I have discovered this application for hobos on the wect today. Does bernd use it? Share your eggsperience.
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FranceBernd2020-09-16 08:48:41 · 6yNo. 102199reply
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Eat it I guess,feed the animals.
 
Funny thing is I don't even like drinking that much, the cheap spanish red was planning to make a batch of vinegar and use for cooking.
 
Dessert was a real good find though!
Here you have to go early in the morning before the shop opens, once they cleared out expired stuff but before the garbage truck comes by.
I often wait on the other side of the road behind bushes until some employee comes out with crates full of food.
New ZealandBernd2020-09-16 13:38:08 · 6yNo. 102210reply
I've had a few encounters during my eacapades. Always I'll be cordial within thw environment, just to avoid any escalating emotions which could bring the bolice.
Nz is very protective of their rubbish for health and business reasons. I was told, that even pig farmers aren't allowed to reuse the food, but how true it is is beyond my current laziness to investigate.
FranceBernd2020-09-16 19:16:12 · 6yNo. 102241reply
Yes keeping it calm is necessary. I've tried to explain to managers the madness of it all but they won't hear much. Best working tactic until now has been to just say "good morning, yes you are right" whenever they find me in the back and walk away, wait two minutes and go back rummaging.
Sometimes I have been discovered a second time, pepper red furious manager I bail out fast.
They menace they will pour bleach over the stuff but then they risk a big fine here.
New ZealandBernd2020-09-16 23:02:39 · 6yNo. 102273reply
Being caught a second time is always my favorite scenario.
Last time it occurred to me, I had innocently walked into a supermarket to catch some cardboard to continue my hitch hiking adventure to nowhere. When I saw how plump and fertile the rubbish bin next to me was, I cracked faster than an egg and plunged my fingers into the supple sacks, ripping open their contents to my greedy eyes.
Upon plundering numerous vegetarian pies, a few boxed pizzas and some other processed foods, the manager came out, politely telling me to leave. I turned the corner, wrote my sign, and peaked around to do a quick in and out rescue of my goodies and the supervisor came out as I started searching the rest of the bags.
"D-g, what are you doing? You can't do that! I'll call the bolice!"
"Oh please no, I was just hungry, and had no idea this was private property. Please don't call the bolice, I'll leave immediately!"
And so she barked to a young lad to open up the gates, which were promptly opened and the lad told me whatever goodies in my arms should keep me right, all the while laughing his head off.
 
Overall, I try to keep a cordial relationship and keeping cool is ideal. Its their territory, which is how I see it. Entering it is usually going to bubble a reaction, which will generally be negative as the dumpster diver is always seen as a substandard person rummaging through a rubbish bin.
 
My major concern has been to catch any diseases or possibly get cut or hurt while doing it. A few weeks ago my hands were chewed up by tin trays as I passed them through a cheesecake shop's bin. It was worth it, but my finger got a slight infection that made playing the guitar a mild misery.
AustriaWTF is that shit?Bernd2020-09-15 00:27:07 · 6yNo. 102068reply
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I am reading Kaczynsky manifesto. So far it looks like a long shitpost from KC. I don't get why poltards jerk off on him so much. The guy has shitposter rethorics. He is basically anarchoprimitivist who went too far. I remember those old farts who like to tell that life before was better. I am one of them a bit. But that retard literally started bombings everything. I also like how he tries to describe psychology of leftists but instead just shits on them. But my favorite part was when he said that if lawn mower are not regulated then they annoy people who want peace with their sound. And if they are regulated, then they are annoying for people because of strict regulations.
And:
It wouldn't be a problem if there were no law mower.
Such a 167iq case analysis.
 
I wonder if that warg guy took him as his role model. I didn't finish yet. On 59 paragraph. But my brain is already full of shit.
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United StatesBernd2020-09-16 13:41:53 · 6yNo. 102212reply
Man I wish I had benzos again :(
 
Then again they diddnt help me be social at all but they made my heda feel nice
New ZealandBernd2020-09-16 13:57:03 · 6yNo. 102213reply
Were they helpful movtivators to clean your room?
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 14:36:01 · 6yNo. 102214reply
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Don't try to improve the world until you have your own house in perfect order.
United StatesBernd2020-09-16 16:33:57 · 6yNo. 102220reply
No, I just took them with wine once, went to a party, was abandoned by the people I care there with, was scared of interacting with people so I chilled outside by the fire.
United Statesreproduction in the beetle micromalthus debilisBernd2020-09-16 03:14:25 · 6yNo. 102176reply
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"The male undergoes some development while still within the mother 1. After
emergence the egg (young male) remains adherent for two or three days
to some part of the mother, fig. 7a, and finally inserts his head into his
mother's genital aperture and feeds upon here fig. 7 b. A somewhat later
stage, fig. 7 e, shows only a remnant of the mother. In the course of a
week of feeding, often less, the mother has been completely devoured
and the male is nearly ready to pupate. Such a male; fig. 8, shows clear
segmentation into head, thorax and abdomen. The length of time taken
for development in all forms, excepting the male, is a remarkably long
one. It is certainly several months at room temperature for all the female
forms and even the relatively rapid development of the male requires
from twenty to thirty days (from the shedding of the egg until eclosion)."
 
Scott, A.C. Paedogenesis in the coleoptera. Z. Morph. u. Okol. Tiere 33, 633–653 (1938). https://doi.org/10.1007/BF00407571
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RussiaBernd2020-09-16 10:32:34 · 6yNo. 102203reply
Isn't it actually more sustainable tbh cause it's doesn't waste protein to fertilize environment but rather uses all(most) of it in reproduction?
United StatesBernd2020-09-16 12:56:19 · 6yNo. 102208reply
There are five reproductive types in the species described by Scott: the paedogenetic larval mother which produces a (single) male, the one which produces a brood of females, the one which produces both males and females, the metamorphosed adult male and the metamorphosed adult female. The paedogenetic forms reproduce asexually through parthenogenesis. Males are haploid and females are diploid.
FranceBernd2020-09-16 13:06:13 · 6yNo. 102209reply
If one mother were to be spent every son that would lower their birthrate below zero,
but >>102208 makes it clear now thanks! Wired creature.
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 15:51:27 · 6yNo. 102218reply
Insect are fucking scary.
GermanyBernd2020-09-15 01:33:11 · 6yNo. 102075reply
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Lörs opinions on living a minimalist life?
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RussiaBernd2020-09-15 23:58:22 · 6yNo. 102167reply
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>Digital books are shit. There is literally studies proving that you remember more if you read on paper.
Sounds like bullshit tbh. It's just text anyway right?
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 00:22:08 · 6yNo. 102171reply
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>pic
 
im getting the "Y-you too"´s just by looking at that pic.
New ZealandBernd2020-09-16 07:34:54 · 6yNo. 102185reply
I've thought of such. My goal has been to discontinue technology fully but listening to music is complicated without sheet music or the experience required to play multiple instruments.
 
The other option has been a solar charger but well I'm a miser and hate adding new stuff to my setup. Really i should be making stashes again but they're so meddlesome when its in the bush and only for books.
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 11:36:18 · 6yNo. 102206reply
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/reading-paper-screens/
GermanyBernd2020-09-15 22:29:23 · 6yNo. 102148reply
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Japan has moomin cafés 🥰 I want to go
FinlandBernd2020-09-16 07:45:11 · 6yNo. 102192reply
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Me too, Muumit for life!
FinlandBernd2020-09-16 09:48:52 · 6yNo. 102201reply
Well everything has a theme coffee place in Japan
RussiaBernd2020-09-16 10:30:33 · 6yNo. 102202reply
What is it? Some cartoon character?
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 11:22:12 · 6yNo. 102205reply
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moomins
Childrens book character from the 1940s, but there is also a very popular anime series from the 1990s.
Very popular in Scandinavia and known in some other European countries. Apparently also popular in Japan.
GermanyBernd2020-09-15 20:33:02 · 6yNo. 102124reply
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Today another Pokemon Go player saw me playing also we fought togeher Arena. It was embarrassing as Fuck.
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GermanyBernd2020-09-15 21:49:36 · 6yNo. 102144reply
Its bernd, he "y-you too"´ed his way outta there :D
RussiaBernd2020-09-15 23:53:45 · 6yNo. 102165reply
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Are you nintendo boy?
 
t. nintendo boy.
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 07:57:08 · 6yNo. 102197reply
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He was in a car. He smiled at me when he drove away. He looked like a Bernd. I already thought to change my ingame Name to Kohlchan.
 
Nope, my last Nintendo was a Game boy Color.
Thats you on the photo?
RussiaBernd2020-09-16 10:34:06 · 6yNo. 102204reply
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The photo you attached? No ofc, I'd never post myself on image board anyway.
GermanyBernd2020-09-15 22:53:23 · 6yNo. 102149reply
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What is it with Finns seeing eroticism in German uniforms?
GermanyBernd2020-09-15 22:57:23 · 6yNo. 102150reply
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Proofs besides Tom of Finland?
RussiaBernd2020-09-16 07:44:21 · 6yNo. 102191reply
You supplied them with dickhead-shaped helmets which was imprinted in their sub-consciousness. :DDD
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They look damn nice!
FinlandBernd2020-09-16 09:48:12 · 6yNo. 102200reply
this
New ZealandBernd2020-09-16 07:24:54 · 6yNo. 102181reply
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>meet a horny maori babushka while busking
>pulled into a third wheel setting because my impoverished useless Italian acquaintance can't say no to the possibility of free alcohol
>10/10 banter and dark humour from her yesterday
>Italian is more focused on the gin
>Talk politics with the babushka's mum
>eat delicious food
>bepis starts plotting foul ideas
>internal conflict with heda
>decide to hang out with her today and she buys me one cigarillo
>walk through the supermarket and held her shop
>young and pretty women looking at me and questioning the pairing
>my narcissism was well fed from the mountain of stares and gawking
>get a coffee
>poofter, ugly women all keep talking and looking at us
>back at her place we chat and i play piano
>more good banter but she starts whining about her ex
>red flags everywhere
>told me she's often drinking at bars
>multiple abortions
>never had kids or married
>unemployed
>well educated
>binge drinker
>tells me she's gotta drop me off cause her ex is coming over for dinner
>tells me i remind her of a man who she slept with eons ago
>benis asks if she'd like to have some fun
>she says sure
>get in the car and grab her hand to place it on my benin
>good squeeze
>tells me she'd feel guilty having dinner with her ex after a good rump despite having invited men back from the pub to cuck her ex
>drops me off and starts texting me dirty things
what have i done dogdammnit
RussiaBernd2020-09-16 07:31:40 · 6yNo. 102182reply
*judges you for greentext*
Now that the etiquette is observed:
 
Masturbate twice or thrice, contact her, say that you're not feeling comfortable and were guided by your penis. She's an adult woman and will not only understand, but appreciate this.
New ZealandBernd2020-09-16 07:41:03 · 6yNo. 102188reply
Sorry i know green text wasn't wholly accepted on old kc, but its easy at short forming thoughts on a shitty phone.
I would fap but i retain my semen and practice celibacy yet had a weak spell ololololol
RussiaBernd2020-09-16 07:46:15 · 6yNo. 102193reply
It's funny how nofap, which is usually aimed at "bettering" oneself, turns you into a very irrational being guided by the penis.
 
For nofap to actually work you have to spend at least a month not looking or concentrating on anything sexual and not dealing with females at all.
New ZealandBernd2020-09-16 07:51:57 · 6yNo. 102195reply
I started semem retention to discontinue my porn addiction i had years ago
But i never saw myself discrediting my goals by associating with women. When I'm hiking or alone in the bush, my mind lingers to and from the thoughts of intimacy, yet i still shoo them away to avoid the irrationality it'll cause later despite my intentions being to find a woman later on.
Nofap is a joke that many take too seriously. I retain my semen to better my pheromone smell around women to confuse them and to energize myself.
t eccentric
BrazilA toastBernd2020-09-14 20:19:43 · 6yNo. 102048reply
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For this fine imaheboard!
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GermanyBernd2020-09-15 15:50:29 · 6yNo. 102096reply
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GLOM!
RussiaBernd2020-09-15 18:53:43 · 6yNo. 102115reply
Return of the legend
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And I looked, and behold, a black horse! And its rider had a black benin, and ebin ES was given to him, and he came out shitposting, to shitpost.
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Do other Bernds save pics of nice homes for the eventuality that they will have money and the opportunity to set up a nice home for themselves, too?
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RussiaBernd2020-09-15 23:55:40 · 6yNo. 102166reply
i was kinda into it, but then i figured its pointless because its easy to design an ebin home yourself the only problem is you dont have money for it.
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 00:23:46 · 6yNo. 102172reply
Small improvements can be made on any budget. Choosing bedsheets with a nice Color, getting a potted plant etc.
RussiaBernd2020-09-16 00:26:11 · 6yNo. 102173reply
Das rite but i think main problem now is to get any house at all, which is only possible taking big ass loan. And in such unstable shithole like Russia it's kinda gambling.
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 00:47:38 · 6yNo. 102174reply
If I’m really lucky I’ll get a house once my grandparents are all dead. We’re a family of only children, so I’m at the end of the inheritance pyramid. Maybe I’ll manage to get a good job and rent a nice apartment before that, but I’m not sure. Housing prices are beginning to be a problem, here, too. Especially if you don’t want to live in the countryside and I hated it there. It’s not really wilderness, since Germany is densely populated, but it’s full of village bydlo who will judge me for my berndness.
RussiaBernd2020-09-16 00:16:16 · 6yNo. 102168reply
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This song is stuck in me head for 3 days now, r8.
GermanyBernd2020-09-16 00:19:25 · 6yNo. 102169reply
thats gay :DD
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Not gay btw. I just find it funny af.
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You know what enrages me the most about Covid. It’s the fact that I have to use Google remote desktop to access my companies server holy shit I have never seen a more half assed piece of code then to fuckwits at Google make. Constantly crashing slow as a fucking dial up in the 80s absolute fucking garbage and I’m expected to get work done with that. And to top it all off this shit ain’t going away I’m gonna still be expected to work at home even after every fucker on the planet is vaccinated I am literally at my wits end
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United StatesBernd2020-09-15 20:37:04 · 6yNo. 102125reply
No way, not in this market. Maybe in 3 years times when I get my professional certs and can start my own practice
GermanyBernd2020-09-15 20:45:13 · 6yNo. 102128reply
Well continue suffering then it's your call.
United StatesBernd2020-09-15 23:19:31 · 6yNo. 102157reply
In the words of the man who taught me my craft
 
“You got to suffer to sing the blues”
RussiaBernd2020-09-15 23:51:49 · 6yNo. 102164reply
i know that feel absolutely impossible to get work done on that shit.
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