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GermanyNew German LawsBernd2021-04-04 11:46:04 · 5yNo. 113278reply
German Bernds beware. What once was normal imageboard behaviour can now be punished by imprisonment.
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BavariaBernd2021-04-07 14:52:12 · 5yNo. 113378reply
Good
 
I will report each and everyone of you bastards.
TurkeyBernd2021-04-07 15:44:17 · 5yNo. 113379reply
based
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-08 01:38:34 · 5yNo. 113393reply
Germany is the only one who figured it out. It's I think the only country that holds social media accountable and has banned shock sites. Genuinely thinking of emigrating in a few years, maybe after completing my Masters.
 
What would be a good town with few Turks?
United KingdomBernd2021-04-08 11:41:21 · 5yNo. 113398reply
there is no town with few turks. you could try east germany.

New ZealandBernd2021-04-06 00:35:28 · 5yNo. 113319reply
My phone rang after five hours of pitiful sleep, by a recruiter calling in to offer me a job as a cleaner in a meat processing plant during the night.
I felt confused as fug and I'm definitely not a presentable person for any interview as I wear nothing but shabby clothes. The worst part is I have no transport but I'll still manage this dilemma as I always do.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-06 12:41:22 · 5yNo. 113337reply
Why do you need a drug and alcohol test to get a job?
New ZealandBernd2021-04-06 13:54:16 · 5yNo. 113340reply
NZ regulations. I've failed in the past before when I was a hardcore marijuana junkie but thankfully I've come to my senses and have shed the addiction.
New ZealandBernd2021-04-07 13:40:00 · 5yNo. 113372reply
Finished my shift and let me tell you hiuwat. It's a very simple job with zero brain power required to operate. This is perfect as I loathe jobs that I require thought. You see, I'm rather clutsy fellow capable of fucking up rven the most simplest tasks due to how convoluted my internal world is.
My shift was simpler than I thought and I thought the smell wasn't so dear on the nose as everyone had insinuated it would be. The ambience of some of the rooms are to die for. There's one with a simple clank, but its on a timed interval that tickles my brain. Another has a machine whirring giving it the sound of system shock 2's ambience in the earlier citadel levels. Good shit. I wish I could record it. One hallway looks like a Half Life corridor. Qukte comfortable. My coworkers are fat pacific islanders and one really caught my eye because she looks a bit like my mum. She's a good woman who told me where to go and what to clean but she kept on smiling too much at me. I'm afraid my exterior does not reflect my interior's vulgarity, so I hope she doesn't want to fug, but she was definitely a looker in her prime. It also makes me wish to find a Pacific islamder woman or a Maori and have children to upgrade my genetic line and raise any offspring with a culture of kill and strong family values.
Overall its a decent job but boring in some regards. I stood in one spot for a solid half an hour hosing down fat. The worst portion of gibs I encountered was a half destroyed liver some kidneys and some intestines. Decent stuff and it really makes me wonder if its better to work as a slaughterer than a cleaner to get that delicious satisfaction of disemboweling a cow or bull.
A shame I won't be there for more than a month if I get a better jerb in a vineyard.
New ZealandBernd2021-04-08 03:03:58 · 5yNo. 113395reply
The government has forgot to grant me an automatic working visa extension of six months. Thankfully my employer contacted me earlier this morning to notify me of this injustice and do something.
At worst I apply under a $500 dollarydoo seasonal visa or flee to Australia and work more farm jobs in hopes of the pandemic faltering in third world countries so that I may vacation with my spoils.
The very worst outcome is returning to Canada and being unemployed and without a license but at least the summer season is fast approaching, meaning I can reap the benefits of another cherry season and start smoking cheap cbd again.
Problems all around and my phone I bought from Aliexpress a month ago hadn't appeared yet.

GermanyBernd2021-04-07 16:14:32 · 5yNo. 113380reply
I'm thinking of becoming an youtuber but I know nothing about video editing. Thoughts/tips?
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-07 16:41:54 · 5yNo. 113382reply
We certainly need another one talking about his shit as if we dont have enough
 
what subjects are you interested in?
GermanyBernd2021-04-07 17:04:18 · 5yNo. 113385reply
- shit
- the Dutch question
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-07 20:28:43 · 5yNo. 113388reply
So nothing to say but you just wanna do what others do only 8 years late?
GermanyBernd2021-04-07 20:34:42 · 5yNo. 113389reply
level the volume of your voice and the musik.

United StatesBernd2021-03-13 23:51:39 · 5yNo. 111978reply
Do girls scare you bernd?
They scare me.
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FinlandBernd2021-03-21 21:58:28 · 5yNo. 112461reply
 
When I observe the students in the area and in this apartment complex they seem to be partying normally, not maybe in bars and clubs but they seem to have home parties instead, plus they have dating applications that allow women and men with higher status to find each other more easily.
I doubt neurotypicals have had any problems to find sex during the lockdown, it will most likely just have affected the more nerdy and shy men further.
NetherlandsBernd2021-03-21 22:18:02 · 5yNo. 112462reply
I approached one today. They're harmless.
CyprusBernd2021-04-06 22:25:41 · 5yNo. 113351reply
yeah, aint that the truth
Idk, fuck internet. If it was only face-to-face meetings it would be easier for our fellow Bernds, I think?
FinlandBernd2021-04-07 11:19:01 · 5yNo. 113366reply
 
I think so. Even though many Bernds love their computers and videogames, I think it's actually their heroine addiction that rules their lives. In a time where there were simply no internet, you were forced to have more social interactions. There was also less access to sick fetish porn and porn in general to cause addiction. I think a bigger number of Bernds would have turned up as normies because of this, myself included. I actually turned up quite normal, and that is only because of exposure to social interactions, slowly but steadily they molded me to be almost normal.
Internet, video games, porn, imageboards are sort of this negative force that pulls you away from becoming normal, because they let you "escape" into them instead of going outside of the comfort zone that forces you to interact and grow mentally. Of course there are some Bernds that would have 0 social interactions, but I am sure it would be much much harder to sit at home alone with only books and magazines as your company, I think a much bigger number of Bernds would be looking for human company, then be it in book clubs or whatever. But with internet, you can just sit at home and waste time on the computer. With books it becomes very boring quickly.
Also, social circles are smaller, women had much smaller circles to pick men from. Compare that to how they now can look for more men in a bigger area and directly reject a big part of men since there is much better ones.
Oh and I don't know about other countries, but back then a bigger amount of women also stayed in smaller towns and villages keeping the female-male ratio somewhat in balance, but today most young females move to big cities to study, leaving smaller towns with many single males. Combine this with even tougher competition on dating apps in the bigger cities, I think we can come to the conclusion it is way harder today for an average guy to get a gf compared to how much easier it was for earlier generations to get one, I doubt you needed much more than a) not to be a complete alcoholic b) have a job. The minimum standards have risen terribly today especially since women are so status and money driven and they are obsessed with higher education and salaries. A big part of men simply don't fill even minimum requirements today that women have.
I do however fully understand the female point of view; a grown man who is unable to get a job/education, isn't able to dress decently, doesn't take care of his hygiene, isn't able to perform basic grooming (like decent haircut), does no physical exercise, eats unhealthily, and worst of all obsesses about video games & japanese cartoons. It is understandable that women do not want anything to do with these males.
But who is to blame that such a big amount of males are growing up to be viewed as utterly unattractive by females? It's like these males are unable to even have a life, they are just hollow shells trapped by addictions, be it alcohol, drugs, video games, porn.
I think there is a big difference in how women and men are raised up. Girls from quite the young age start learning how to dress, how to do make up, how to have relationships etc. Just look at boys and girls that are teenagers, most boys just wear any hoodies that their mom bought them and don't care/know how to dress while girls have already started to focus resources on fashion on such. So boys are immature and nobody tells them how to start taking steps towards adulthood, while girls have started the progress. And they will of course be more attracted to either the minority of boys who are more mature/confident or then towards older boys/men.
My point is that we should start raising boys in a different way and try to close this gap, start to actually raise boys to be men and not leave them to "find their way", since it's obvious that many boys today are unable to find the way and might end up as pornaddicted sissytraps, videogame addicts, Bernds and other sad shells of human beings. I think it's inhumane to let so many boys grow up like this, I think it is sadism to watch them live their tortured lives.


GermanyBernd2021-04-05 17:37:47 · 5yNo. 113310reply
Should I download world of tanks?
GermanyBernd2021-04-05 19:10:03 · 5yNo. 113314reply

Taiwani don't understand russian, what's so funny about this videoBernd2021-04-05 06:32:41 · 5yNo. 113304reply
MoscowBernd2021-04-05 06:46:41 · 5yNo. 113305reply
He sounds gay af
RussiaBernd2021-04-05 12:46:18 · 5yNo. 113308reply
You have nothing to worry about, russian humor has downgraded as well.

United StatesBernd2021-04-02 23:54:00 · 5yNo. 113203reply
I haven't ate anything at all today
 
t. Faster
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FinlandBernd2021-04-04 04:05:01 · 5yNo. 113264reply
 
do u have a backstory?
New ZealandBernd2021-04-04 10:45:43 · 5yNo. 113274sagereply
I just broke my 24 hour fast with four eggs and couscous.
Now I feel like shit.
GermanyBernd2021-04-04 11:48:35 · 5yNo. 113279reply
I asked her on a date and when talking to her a relatively big drop of spit flew out of my mouth right in her face. Big enough for her to notice, flinch and have to wipe it away. I died of embarrassment and this moment haunts me still. I have no idea why it happened. I'm not a wet talker.
New ZealandBernd2021-04-05 09:46:26 · 5yNo. 113306sagereply
Did less than 24 for this fast and I had almost immediate diarrhea. Next time I'm going to ingest more salts in my water to avoid this porblem and break my fast with some cheese.

GermanyBernd2021-03-24 19:23:28 · 5yNo. 112625reply
I wish I was good at some kind of visual art.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-03 15:36:20 · 5yNo. 113220reply
United StatesBernd2021-04-04 07:43:17 · 5yNo. 113267reply
Musical art is better anyway
New ZealandBernd2021-04-04 10:44:33 · 5yNo. 113273reply
I would trade my musical skills for visual arts but alas I am gifted with schizoid creativity and have learned the piano and guitar by myself through endless hours of practice.
Don't let your dreams fade into the ether. Grasp them and do what others are afraid to attempt.
t.dogshit drawer
GermanyBernd2021-04-04 11:42:09 · 5yNo. 113277reply
being good is deprecated

United StatesBernd2021-04-03 17:59:51 · 5yNo. 113229reply
I suffer without a girlfriend
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FinlandBernd2021-04-04 05:57:27 · 5yNo. 113266reply
Just get an anime gf
BavariaBernd2021-04-04 08:11:01 · 5yNo. 113270reply
I have got 20 waifus
New ZealandBernd2021-04-04 10:47:43 · 5yNo. 113275reply
Yes we all know that feel. Glad to see you're still able to express it, but it's in vain if you can't redirect that energy towards getting some dirty dishrag whore to accompany your sufferings.
GermanyBernd2021-04-04 11:38:17 · 5yNo. 113276reply
Me too.

GermanyBernd2021-04-03 19:14:15 · 5yNo. 113237reply
New frozen pizza available in Germany. American style pizza with German style Turkish Döner meat.
 
r8
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GermanyBernd2021-04-04 01:43:36 · 5yNo. 113260reply
>frozen pizza
disgust
 
better rate my bärlauchpizza
United StatesBernd2021-04-04 01:51:33 · 5yNo. 113261reply
Wtf! This flag and a hwhite hand?!! Impossibru!
GermanyBernd2021-04-04 02:06:47 · 5yNo. 113262reply
so laugh i almost funnied
GermanyBernd2021-04-04 10:04:38 · 5yNo. 113272reply

GermanyBernd2021-04-03 16:08:54 · 5yNo. 113223reply
Who is this Bernd?
I've never seen him posting.
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GermanyBernd2021-04-03 19:12:59 · 5yNo. 113236reply
Notice how the German balls are perfectly aligned to point to the French ball.
FranceBernd2021-04-03 20:13:03 · 5yNo. 113239reply
It's me. I've posted on BG a few times
 
Yes I also post on Kohl, but never in the pedo threads. I really want Helmut to purge the pedos but he sadly isn't willing.
BavariaBernd2021-04-04 08:10:08 · 5yNo. 113269reply
What is pedochan?
GermanyBernd2021-04-04 08:18:42 · 5yNo. 113271reply
Kohlchan

NetherlandsBernd2021-03-31 12:41:44 · 5yNo. 113110reply
What reddit channels do you follow? I cannot understand how reddit works for years now but will always search reddit when I wanna find something. So I downloaded the app and got inside geopolitics channel.
 
Any other recommendations?
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AustriaBernd2021-04-02 21:55:42 · 5yNo. 113199reply
I don't really like reddit but since I am in to stock market I read wallstreet bets, option trading, and penny stocks. But most of the time wallstreetbets and I think I don't visit penny stocks.
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-02 22:20:00 · 5yNo. 113200reply
Is there a point reading wsb? Its mostly shitposting about stocks, right?
LatviaBernd2021-04-02 22:20:15 · 5yNo. 113201reply
/r/virginityexchange
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-03 18:00:47 · 5yNo. 113230reply
lol
 
but reminds me of r/RandomActsOfBlowJob

GermanyBernd2021-03-25 19:24:06 · 5yNo. 112681reply
I suffer with pollen.
 
Today I went outside and was hit by very strong hayfever symptoms. Nose is running all the time and after a few hours face and eyes have started to itch. Problems persist after coming home to my berndcave with air filtration, showering and changing clothes.
 
I'm thinking about doing a hayfever therapy against. I did it as a small boy maybe twenty years ago. Any other Bernds here who have more recent experiences with such therapy?
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GermanyBernd2021-04-02 23:49:02 · 5yNo. 113202reply
Why wouldn't I?
NetherlandsBernd2021-04-03 10:14:12 · 5yNo. 113210reply
I thought you were the one with the psychiatrist
GermanyBernd2021-04-03 12:09:11 · 5yNo. 113213reply
Why would I go to a psychiatrist for allergies?
United StatesBernd2021-04-03 12:09:32 · 5yNo. 113214reply
Boy can lift
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