german broblems

t. sticky floor haver why worrier

Its not as good as it looks, Bernd.

What will end up happening is you eating like 10% of the fruit and throwing out the rest lmao.

 

t. (look at my flag)

 

Only greedy capitalists dream of materia and private property.

I wear it on the middle finger because it fits best there. I also don't want to go full LARP and wear it like a wedding ring, either.

 

Forget about wearing a ring if you are not married, get a beautiful watch instead.

That's good. I know a few, not heaps though, of guys that wear decorative rings.

I'd be a brilliant composer. Here I am being distracted by work, ruining my body in the process of making peanuts.

Ermm once again, you just put the blame somewhere else instead of you.

 

You can easily do that today. Yet you prefer to shitpost.

That's right, I'm addicted again to the internet. I rationalize this as relaxation time from after working a job ruining my hearing and increasing my carpal tunnel. There's nobody to blame but myself and I feel good about working daily to afford my next travel adventure.

Not sure if you like it. It is from another era. I watched it with a friend and we were like "wtf is going on?!?" most of the time and we had something to talk about afterwards, so it was a positive experience. Not sure if it is your cup of tea if you're looking for something entertaining, though.

I liked Berlin, Year Zero

freddy got fingered

all slavs should be brothers to one another and live in peace

I can't imagine being a Pole and thinking about Russia and Germany every day.

buy cannabis seeds and farm it

It could work. Better to diversify your portfolio and grow coca along with poppies abd salvia.

I've started investing some of my money in US defense stocks. I know that Biden is going to bomb the shit out of someone, so I might as well make some money.

Jaw too sharp, and she looks pessimistic.

It was real on my dick, too.

I miss her. We used to listen to Death in June when she visited me ;_;

 

 

Americans should not be allowed to rule anything, they should be put into that reservation

Could you finnd the screencap of an exert detailing a Frenchman's last words before being hung? Something along the lines of all Americans being temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

*Anglos

Both are fine, if you finish studying you won't get a webmonkey job unless you want to. Just pick a cool masters field (maybe switch university) and become pro.

 

t. Information security pro, I throw shit at webmonkeys for failing basic data checking

How do I become an infosec pro?

 

t. Clueless about computers

Shiggitydiggitydoo

based

Germany is the only one who figured it out. It's I think the only country that holds social media accountable and has banned shock sites. Genuinely thinking of emigrating in a few years, maybe after completing my Masters.

 

What would be a good town with few Turks?

there is no town with few turks. you could try east germany.

NZ regulations. I've failed in the past before when I was a hardcore marijuana junkie but thankfully I've come to my senses and have shed the addiction.

Finished my shift and let me tell you hiuwat. It's a very simple job with zero brain power required to operate. This is perfect as I loathe jobs that I require thought. You see, I'm rather clutsy fellow capable of fucking up rven the most simplest tasks due to how convoluted my internal world is.

My shift was simpler than I thought and I thought the smell wasn't so dear on the nose as everyone had insinuated it would be. The ambience of some of the rooms are to die for. There's one with a simple clank, but its on a timed interval that tickles my brain. Another has a machine whirring giving it the sound of system shock 2's ambience in the earlier citadel levels. Good shit. I wish I could record it. One hallway looks like a Half Life corridor. Qukte comfortable. My coworkers are fat pacific islanders and one really caught my eye because she looks a bit like my mum. She's a good woman who told me where to go and what to clean but she kept on smiling too much at me. I'm afraid my exterior does not reflect my interior's vulgarity, so I hope she doesn't want to fug, but she was definitely a looker in her prime. It also makes me wish to find a Pacific islamder woman or a Maori and have children to upgrade my genetic line and raise any offspring with a culture of kill and strong family values.

Overall its a decent job but boring in some regards. I stood in one spot for a solid half an hour hosing down fat. The worst portion of gibs I encountered was a half destroyed liver some kidneys and some intestines. Decent stuff and it really makes me wonder if its better to work as a slaughterer than a cleaner to get that delicious satisfaction of disemboweling a cow or bull.

A shame I won't be there for more than a month if I get a better jerb in a vineyard.

The government has forgot to grant me an automatic working visa extension of six months. Thankfully my employer contacted me earlier this morning to notify me of this injustice and do something.

At worst I apply under a $500 dollarydoo seasonal visa or flee to Australia and work more farm jobs in hopes of the pandemic faltering in third world countries so that I may vacation with my spoils.

The very worst outcome is returning to Canada and being unemployed and without a license but at least the summer season is fast approaching, meaning I can reap the benefits of another cherry season and start smoking cheap cbd again.

Problems all around and my phone I bought from Aliexpress a month ago hadn't appeared yet.