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GermanyWhat will you do after corona?Bernd2021-05-15 12:31:57 · 5yNo. 114544reply
Almost everyone of my family is vaccinated, tomorrow I will have to go back to the city where I used to work because home office ends and everything seems to be going back to normal in near future.
 
What will Bernd do after the pandemic? Do you have any plans?
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KansasBernd2021-05-19 04:10:28 · 5yNo. 114729reply
I gave up on buying a house. The market in Kansas City is insane. Houses that sold for 200K five years ago and needing 40K worth of repairs are selling for 350K in a couple of hours after being listed.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-19 06:38:13 · 5yNo. 114730reply
Who needs a house when a comfy tin shack is all you need.
GermanyBernd2021-05-21 15:40:30 · 5yNo. 114856reply
Get a GF and finally have children.
United StatesBernd2021-05-21 19:38:44 · 5yNo. 114863reply
medical school and residency (scored 99th percentile mcat, applying now)

GermanyBernd2021-05-19 18:14:54 · 5yNo. 114746reply
my neighbour's router broke so he asked to share my wifi for a few days, now i feel like he's looking over my shoulder all the time
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GermanyBernd2021-05-20 16:39:19 · 5yNo. 114804reply
Yeah well, how's that going to work when every relevant service today uses https?
KansasBernd2021-05-20 17:09:48 · 5yNo. 114805reply
hes makin litteraly probly is spyin in u
MoscowBernd2021-05-21 00:44:39 · 5yNo. 114832reply
https://iknowwhatyoudownload.com/en/peer/
 
Well if he uses torrents you can check them here
GermanyBernd2021-05-21 19:15:13 · 5yNo. 114862reply
Interesting, thanks for the link... But it does not show any torrents, I would have been really surprised if it did.

GermanyBernd2021-05-20 13:07:03 · 5yNo. 114783reply
This feel when there is another Bernd close to you and you wonder what kind of person it might be.
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TurkeyBernd2021-05-20 13:23:35 · 5yNo. 114790reply
He is turkish
New ZealandBernd2021-05-20 13:39:57 · 5yNo. 114792reply
Make bernd history and film having segs together
GermanyBernd2021-05-21 15:34:09 · 5yNo. 114853reply
We are not on Pedochan.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-21 16:38:37 · 5yNo. 114860reply
No we aren't but it wud b laff

SwedenBernd2021-05-19 23:40:15 · 5yNo. 114761reply
Wörking my last night shift onboard.
 
Been a good three years.
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TurkeyBernd2021-05-21 10:53:20 · 5yNo. 114841reply
noice, how internet works out there? do you have huge latency?
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-21 11:43:52 · 5yNo. 114843reply
What is your opinion on decarbonising the maritime sector?
New ZealandBernd2021-05-21 13:55:35 · 5yNo. 114848reply
That's socialism, regards, socialism sufferer.
SwedenBernd2021-05-21 15:52:56 · 5yNo. 114857reply
Around 500ms on average.
 
50kb/s at sea 200 in ports.
 
Good i guess? We emit quite a bit of co2.
 
Unions are good.

GermanyDid this shitty bo actually delete the daily cucking thread?Bernd2021-05-19 21:39:07 · 5yNo. 114756reply
Amyway. here it is again!
 
Today Bernd gained 3 kilos.
We smoked some hash and listened to cozy smooth jazz while killing these mexican salads.
There is in there:
- 1kg meat
- 8 onions
- a 500g chunk of gouda cheese
- 2 salads
- tons of tomatos
- tons of paprika
- a cucumber (it was ~10x the size of BO's dick)
- big can of kidney beans
- small can of corn
- 2 bottles of salsa sauce
- sour cream, schmad, creme freche
- GARRRRLIC
 
Now I will walk to my friend to get his vape and we smoke more hash.
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GermanyBernd2021-05-20 13:03:09 · 5yNo. 114782reply
You're right Bernd, sowwy for insulting. I like you.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-21 11:42:00 · 5yNo. 114842reply
Bro wear some sandals or whatever they call them. You literally step on oils and food stuff.
 
Also place reminds student house in Bonn
GermanyBernd2021-05-21 12:58:58 · 5yNo. 114846reply
it is a student home, but not in bonn
New ZealandBernd2021-05-21 13:54:27 · 5yNo. 114847reply
>we
Bernd lost his mind after an bongs.

NetherlandsBernd2021-05-21 11:51:11 · 5yNo. 114844reply
The Greek trump/bolsonaro tier government voted for the naming of North Macedonia two years ago ( they started the whole issue of "we will not allow them having Macedonia in their name" 30 years go) but because their sheep have been so much indoctrinated they now call North Macedonia simply as neighborhood country and dont reply when asked which country they are talking about.
 
What made politics go so damn low?

SwedenBernd2021-05-20 03:25:41 · 5yNo. 114769reply
Got my new toy today
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GermanyBernd2021-05-20 18:51:13 · 5yNo. 114809reply
Buy a few more and you can make a chess figure set out of them using a knife.
TurkeyBernd2021-05-20 21:09:25 · 5yNo. 114819reply
:)))))
VenezuelaBernd2021-05-21 01:32:45 · 5yNo. 114834reply
buttplug chess
:D
New ZealandBernd2021-05-21 02:35:29 · 5yNo. 114837reply
fug nearly spilled my coffee

SwedenBernd2021-05-17 02:19:32 · 5yNo. 114638reply
Ordered a gaming laptop for 3200€
 
I have no life.
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CaliforniaBernd2021-05-20 03:21:22 · 5yNo. 114768reply
TurkeyBernd2021-05-21 00:12:53 · 5yNo. 114826reply
for what purpose? its ultimately shitty exp. to play on laptop, esp. 15"
if you want to play gaymes buy normal PC.
if you want laptop buy slimmiset possible with good display and mid tier discrete GPU.
also do not under any circumstances buy AMD CPU ever.
SwedenBernd2021-05-21 00:23:48 · 5yNo. 114830reply
Because I work at sea and cannot bring a big stationary with me.
TurkeyBernd2021-05-21 00:29:57 · 5yNo. 114831reply
i see, then you might also consider external gpu which works via thunderbolt and good slim laptop with good cpu.

New ZealandBernd2021-05-12 15:35:45 · 5yNo. 114399reply
My pain addled hands are diluting my ability to play piano.
Many such cases of a wageslave.
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GermanyBernd2021-05-17 18:51:10 · 5yNo. 114699reply
> i can't believe what i just read...
> ...but there's nothing wrong about it
Nice. And I wasn't giving advice on playing but on theory. You're probably a music teacher who wants to keep his students away from such simple information to seem smarter than you are while babbling about the circle of fifths... Aside from that I admit that I am not a great player on any instrument but that does not invalidate my points on theory.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-18 02:13:42 · 5yNo. 114702reply
I sometimes practice various scales, but my favourite is just to mash out random thoughts. If I had a guitar, I could create better melodies.
GermanyBernd2021-05-18 18:46:23 · 5yNo. 114713reply
Well, I think learning scales on a piano is unnecessarily difficult because you have to learn so many fingerings while the instrument hides the fact that the underlying structure stays the same within each mode. With a guitar (ideally tuned in perfect fourths) you could learn in a straightforward and logical manner. Why don't you have one yet? You could also get that Sensel Morph of course and create your own isomorphic keyboard layout...
New ZealandBernd2021-05-18 19:33:55 · 5yNo. 114720reply
Fugging covid is retarding shipment routes, preventing me from acquiring a steinberger spirit gt pr for cheaper than in NZ.
As to learning hand positions, there's something enjoyable about learning new ergonomic feats with medium sized hands. Such cases.

New ZealandBernd2021-05-17 15:52:54 · 5yNo. 114672reply
One of my coworkers came into work cranked out on meth. How did I know, you ask? Well he couldn't stop talking and jerking his jaw around, gaping his mouth at times and saying any stupidity that came to his mind. I asked my other bydlo workmate what's he on and she said he's tweaking.
I kept an eye on him as I normally do with everyone to ensure nothing serious happens, and saw the dear oaf stumble with several empty buckets in his hands on the last two steps of a six step stairway.
I don't think my boss was positive he was tweaking but we all know he uses and luckily passed the last drug test. What's worse is that his entire family uses, including his sister who's been absent the last four days, supposedly turning tricks in another town by his admission.
Additional information: The sister of our hero is very large and has attempted to extract fuggenings from me.
Additional informations: My Tongan supervisor skipped work today and may be demoted for absenteeism, meaning I may get a promotion and forklift training.
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New ZealandBernd2021-05-17 17:09:32 · 5yNo. 114687reply
Feels good. After a month and a half of patiently killing his reputation, he's gone and shot himself in the foot after being warned not to skip work again.
Do not want. I grew disgusted after my bydlo female coworker vouched her whoring. The whore is a 1/10 and would steal the forklift within an minutes.
GermanyBernd2021-05-17 17:24:11 · 5yNo. 114689reply
New ZealandBernd2021-05-17 17:41:59 · 5yNo. 114691reply
This would be an accurate representation of me on a forklift.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-18 13:53:03 · 5yNo. 114708reply
My Tongan supervisor was absent from work yet again, and word from my boss was he's claiming he's been injured and too crook to work anymore. His obese wife was driven into work after being warned she would be fired if she took another day off.
The meth head is a predicament that only grows with time. My female bydlo coworker, was staying with him because her flatmate stole her apartment and kicked her out, so she stayed at the meth heads mum's house. And yes the entire family uses, smokes ciggies indoors, blahblahblah, this isn't so interesting as much as I find it amusing a grown man still lives at home with mummy, but the female bydlo informed me the meth head has been charged with raping a 14 year old girl before and is wanted by two gangs over failure to pay for meth denbts. The price on his head made me think a bit, but then if I can believe this chatterbox bydlette, I'm not sure as she's a character too and has family involved with gangs. I met her ex-boyfriend as well and he's a rough around the edges kinda cunt. Problems were tonight as she kept on looking at me and smiling too much and insisted to give me a ride back home. In the car, she talked about having a home cooked meal waiting for her in the oven at her friend's place and then somehow veered into a topic about cooking meals and keeping a clean home if she had someone working the night shift. Women are silly creatures and this one cannot be fixed without dealing with her child, a very paranoid jealous ex boyfriend (from her own words) and bydlo family.
I only wanted a job to keep me busy and let time fly until my visa extension was renewed, not this heap of drama.

GermanyImportant QuestionBernd2021-05-17 14:17:25 · 5yNo. 114660reply
Found two old wisdom teeth of me when cleaning my room for the first time this year. I wasn't here because of home office.
 
Should I open it and smell?
SloveniaBernd2021-05-17 14:18:07 · 5yNo. 114661reply
Why did you have your wisdom teeth removed, bernd?
Are you a jawlet?
GermanyBernd2021-05-17 14:30:59 · 5yNo. 114665reply
One of my bottom teeth started to move back because there wasn't enough space.
I'm an idiot for ignoring this one entire year and now it looks a little retarded but at least it does not get any worse.
 
The top of my jaw is fine, luckily. The surgery wasn't as painful as people described it but I still wouldn't want to do that ever again.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-17 15:10:19 · 5yNo. 114666reply
My bottom incisors have also shifted, but it is largely based on my bruxism.
SloveniaBernd2021-05-17 19:22:05 · 5yNo. 114700reply
Oh fug I was missing one bottom incisor when I was borned and dentist decided he should pull all of them out at once so the permanent teeth will grow at the same time and straighter. Had to wear a jaw expander for a while but now my teeth are great (well wisdom teeth are a little crooked but don't make any problems).

NetherlandsWhat Is Wrong With Globalization? | Economics for People with HaBernd2021-05-16 22:49:27 · 5yNo. 114631reply
 
If anyone actually wants to understand economics, this channel is like top. I think it has something to do with the university of Cambridge and Its Soros funded.
 
Very diverse in themes and like hundreds of different eggsperts...
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United StatesBernd2021-05-17 00:32:04 · 5yNo. 114636reply
I studied economics and that shit boring af nigga 😂
MongoliaBernd2021-05-17 02:10:42 · 5yNo. 114637reply
I am gonna have to agree with you, but more politely disagree with them
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-17 16:03:23 · 5yNo. 114676reply
Give me something not boring
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-17 16:54:36 · 5yNo. 114685reply
this for example only in the first 8 mins that I have watched its beyond interesting. I mean if you think about it, growth hormone in milk that is allowed in USA and not in EU probably has significant economic effect and nice that it was?

NetherlandsBernd2021-05-08 20:35:12 · 5yNo. 114250reply
Onions on following scenario:
 
Some schizo gets govid. Spits as much as he can in bottles. Freeze bottles. Maybe temperature might need to be lower than typical refrigerators. Years pass by, govid has left the building and immmunity has also left the building. Schizo contaminates himself and starts another round of pandemic.
 
Now, I already think that it is pretty much over and govid is not going to leave but will dissipate in power. My schizo theory seems to confirm that covid is here to stay.
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FinlandBernd2021-05-16 22:34:38 · 5yNo. 114630reply
 
I think the article in this case is more reliable than your feelings
SloveniaBernd2021-05-16 23:14:12 · 5yNo. 114632reply
I think dumbass journalists who have no idea what they're writing about are less reliable than my informed opinion.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-17 00:00:03 · 5yNo. 114633reply
It really shows what a dumbass you are since you only read the title of the article you posted and not the actual article.
GermanyBernd2021-05-17 00:04:25 · 5yNo. 114634reply
I don't drink at all.

United StatesBo make me a fugging mod alreadyBernd2021-05-16 00:03:17 · 5yNo. 114602reply
So I can ban the Slovenian faggot
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GermanyBernd2021-05-16 11:18:45 · 5yNo. 114610reply
GermanyBernd2021-05-16 12:45:54 · 5yNo. 114612reply
We don't need nazimods.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-16 12:58:15 · 5yNo. 114613reply
Mods, ban the Op because he wanted to banana another person.
TurkeyBernd2021-05-16 14:40:05 · 5yNo. 114618reply
Some old post on /map/
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