Damn, I'd like to read a story about a man who travels to mars as the fist human ever in ~2040.

But on Mars he gets some weird space virus which might mutate when on earth so humanity doesn't let him back and they tell him that if he were to come back they would instantly burn and shoot him to ashes before he can hit the ground of mother earth.

 

So the man has no choice but staying on planet mars and starting to live there in his huge space ship. He will have to start to farm food and build up an ecology cycle under his oxygen filled boulder work glass dome shaped shelters on planet mars in order not to starve.

He will start to explore the nearby areas of his giant space shuttle to find out about more about his new home. He will find mountains, plains, craters, rifts and gorges, and finally a long labyrinth of a cave, in which he finally managed to find: Water!

 

...

 

the story proceeds, he meets some citizens of another planet far away who came to visit mars because they wanted to be alone on their own planet for honey moon so they can fuck each other as hard as they want without ever having to think about other eyes an-...

 

...so they can be as far away as possible from anyone else in the galaxy closely together.

They find him randomly, he first misinterprets the situation and thinks they came to kill him so he will fight him but eventually understands that they are friendly so he decides to become closer with them.

 

They will introduce him to the galaxy society, in which planet earth isn't a part yet because it is not developed enough. There he becomes a hero in TV shows and social media because none of the aliens had ever seen a human before especially the male human penis was funny for them because none of the aliens breeds like that. So in live TV shows they often bonded him, made him watch hardcore porn and forced him to ejaculate in front of the camera.

 

He started to hate the cold blooded, egocentric galaxy society but with his fame he will get to know some powerful people and build up relationships with them.

And when he finds about the GA - the galactic alliance building a weapon to delete whole groups of planets he becomes curious and starts to do some researches.

On /con/, the conspiracy board of the minor imageboard voidchan he reads about his galaxies government, the GA, developing this weapon to start a war with a neighbouring galaxy to gain control over rare metals and as a testing area the GA chose our main characters' home planets' solar system.

 

The man now sets his life goal to stopping the GA from blasting away planet earth and the solar system. He will become the leader of a group of religious alien terrorists and after some growth of his criminal gang structure among the galaxy, he starts a war against the GA.

 

...to be continued.