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GermanyDo you like your cuntryball?Bernd2021-08-22 18:39:44 · 5yNo. 120838reply
Me: Yes, but my favourite colour is green so I'd prefer being Irish or Italian.
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Saint PetersburgBernd2021-08-24 21:34:23 · 5yNo. 121175reply
New ZealandBernd2021-08-24 22:29:44 · 5yNo. 121183reply
Nearly indistinguishable from oz.
FinlandBernd2021-08-29 15:10:47 · 5yNo. 121511reply
either one of you must be made to wear a special hat or be flipped upside down or something
New ZealandBernd2021-08-29 18:08:25 · 5yNo. 121525reply
I'll be out of NZ by April. Greener pastures await.

GermanyBernd2021-08-28 11:15:40 · 5yNo. 121460reply
Did you know Iceland had N I T H I N G P O L E S ?
 
It's a pole with a dead animals had at the end, used to curse enemies in the Germanic pagan tradition. In Iceland, this practice has survived from the time of the settlement until the modern era. Contemporary examples include the following:
 
>In Iceland there are modern examples of a nithing pole being raised. It is thought that the tradition has continued unbroken since the settlement of Iceland. A notable example from 2006 happened when a farmer in Bíldudalur, claiming direct descent from Egill Skallagrímsson, raised a pole with a calf's head attached against another local man with a note attached to the effect that he would not rest until the man was either outlawed or dead. The reason the nithing pole was raised was that the man had run over the former's puppy. The matter was reported to the police as a death threat.
 
>Improvised nithing poles with dried cod heads were used during the April 4, 2016 demonstration against Icelandic Prime Minister Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsson.
 
>On April 3, 2020, a nithing pole with two svið was put up in front of Alþingi in Iceland. A sign on the pole cited that the government has been treating working classes that are predominantly female poorly, for example, lowering the pay of nurses during the COVID-19 pandemic. The pole claimed to turn that around on Alþingi with the curse.
 
Btw, a svið is a sheep's head. You can buy them in basically every Icelandic supermarket.
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 18:50:46 · 5yNo. 121478reply
just edit it bro
SloveniaBernd2021-08-28 19:47:11 · 5yNo. 121479reply
A lot of Roosian beliefs are actually Scandinavian.
Consider that Roosians called their priests volhv – same as Norse vǫlva – while the native Slavic word is instead žrec.
United StatesBernd2021-08-28 21:12:01 · 5yNo. 121484reply
Based and witch doctor pilled
MoscowBernd2021-08-28 22:49:47 · 5yNo. 121488reply
 
Yes, our ancient culture was a mix of Slavic, Scandinavian, Finnic and Greek streams.

New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 01:02:33 · 5yNo. 121445reply
My sleep schedule rotated from 8pm-5:30am to 4am-12pm ever since the lockdown.
Thinking bout getting a jerb on a fishing boat and making better money and experience life at sea again.
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 02:05:27 · 5yNo. 121449reply
You're a cheeky boy I'll give you that.
If I go to sea, I'll be free of the internet. It'll be top shit.
GermanyBernd2021-08-28 02:49:10 · 5yNo. 121450reply
hm then i dont need to visit bernd.group anymore
New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 05:04:05 · 5yNo. 121451reply
No Bernd, you must remain otherwise the shitposters will overrun the current lacking quality.
My employer didn't pay me the single day I worked before lockdown. They've done me a dirty yet again. First the oversized boots, and repeated failures to deliver a timely pay stub, and now this. I could potentially report them illegally allowing non-essential workers to work during level 4 lockdown.
GermanyBernd2021-08-28 11:20:04 · 5yNo. 121463reply
i'll think about it

United StatesBernd2021-08-26 00:48:25 · 5yNo. 121292reply
Poland is the West Virginia of Europe
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NorwayBernd2021-08-27 08:00:17 · 5yNo. 121390reply
I heard West Virginia is full of opioid abuse. Actually the whole US is.
GermanyBernd2021-08-27 08:34:01 · 5yNo. 121391reply
I heard west virginia is full of virgins x-DDDD
GermanyBernd2021-08-27 10:48:32 · 5yNo. 121396reply
KansasBernd2021-08-28 01:00:37 · 5yNo. 121444reply
What else is there to do?

Germany🍔Bernd2021-08-24 18:31:41 · 5yNo. 121150reply
I just ordered an burger. Feels very American. Please post American and burger memes.
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KansasBernd2021-08-26 02:05:39 · 5yNo. 121299reply
I don't like hamburger
 
t. BBQ preferer
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 19:49:02 · 5yNo. 121369reply
American citizenship revoked.
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 20:35:51 · 5yNo. 121371reply
KansasBernd2021-08-28 00:59:12 · 5yNo. 121443reply
It is the duty of every Kansan to reject the burger heresy and obey the one true Amerigan dish, BBQ
 
There is no more Amerigan food than the BBQ, and the Kansas City burnt ends are its prophet

United StatesBernd2021-08-27 13:00:05 · 5yNo. 121408reply
I went on like a 2 week drinking binge
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-27 13:26:43 · 5yNo. 121414reply
You forgot to mention what sort of alcohohol you drank.
SloveniaBernd2021-08-27 14:07:45 · 5yNo. 121417reply
me status: friday drinkenings
GermanyBernd2021-08-27 22:38:41 · 5yNo. 121436reply
dosgusting
United StatesBernd2021-08-28 00:38:39 · 5yNo. 121440reply
I love being a drunkard
I’d make a bad dad
This is for the best

United StatesI'm not good at this adult shit xDBernd2021-08-27 19:08:11 · 5yNo. 121431reply

RussiaBernd2021-08-25 18:43:40 · 5yNo. 121242reply
how do you fight with routine?
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New ZealandBernd2021-08-25 23:01:32 · 5yNo. 121273reply
You donts. Accept routine as it is freeing.
GermanyBernd2021-08-25 23:14:46 · 5yNo. 121277reply
good night v_V
GermanyBernd2021-08-27 17:56:33 · 5yNo. 121427reply
Simple: fight a lot and soon you will fight with routine.
NorwayBernd2021-08-27 18:10:21 · 5yNo. 121428reply
Why would I fight a routine? Who benefits?

NorwayBernd2021-08-27 10:56:59 · 5yNo. 121399reply
meow
mjau mjau
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SloveniaBernd2021-08-27 12:40:05 · 5yNo. 121404reply
tfw no kf (kot fren)
NorwayBernd2021-08-27 12:47:24 · 5yNo. 121407reply
mjau?
 
purr purr
GermanyBernd2021-08-27 13:07:46 · 5yNo. 121411reply
CaliforniaBernd2021-08-27 17:36:47 · 5yNo. 121426reply
I'm this kot today

United StatesBernd2021-08-26 02:21:08 · 5yNo. 121301reply
I wonder why this is the movie that broke Amanda Bynes?
Was it her realizing Emma Stone was getting all the sexually repressed young boys attention and not her?
 
t. Sexually repressed young boy who fapped to Amanda Bynes AND Emma Stone
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FinlandBernd2021-08-26 16:01:28 · 5yNo. 121357sagereply
>wanking to real women
United StatesBernd2021-08-26 23:53:26 · 5yNo. 121378reply
I’m sorry senpai UwU I’ll only jerk off to anime trans cat girls again rawr nuzzles x3
SloveniaBernd2021-08-27 12:43:29 · 5yNo. 121406reply
>he doesn't nofap
FinlandBernd2021-08-27 15:19:13 · 5yNo. 121419reply
true in fact i just wunk


Sloveniagardening's threda 2Bernd2021-08-08 21:29:42 · 5yNo. 119329reply
I picked potato's.
 
Unfortunately it would seem that they were half eaten by, what wikipedia tells me, are "cockchafers" in English, there's 2 in 2nd pic.
I was thinking of catching them and eating them, like shrimps, but I decided against it, they looked too dirty and not meaty enough.
 
 
cont: from threda >>114289 (got the error "thread sunk too deep can't post in it"
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SloveniaBernd2021-08-23 08:58:05 · 5yNo. 120959reply
is no problem maybe next year
Saint PetersburgBernd2021-08-24 21:38:40 · 5yNo. 121177reply
My roses infected by powdery mildew. Does anybody know how to fight with than?
Топаз/Topaz doesn't work.
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 22:08:06 · 5yNo. 121179reply
Топаз don't work without a witch.
KansasBernd2021-08-27 02:04:36 · 5yNo. 121379reply
Sulfur?

SloveniaBernd2021-08-26 11:44:16 · 5yNo. 121337reply
w*men should be banned from visiting zoos.
 
https://people.com/pets/zoo-bans-belgian-woman-after-affair-with-chimpanzee/
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GermanyBernd2021-08-26 14:57:36 · 5yNo. 121353reply
When a Kot is not enough.
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 17:18:23 · 5yNo. 121360reply
So you think she reads pic rel?
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 17:19:56 · 5yNo. 121361reply
>According to the outlet, the "affair" Timmermans mentioned involved the primate and woman waving and blowing kisses to each other from opposite sides of the glass surround the ape's enclosure. The zoo recently expressed concern about the lengthy relationship, claiming it's negatively impacting Chita's rapport with the zoo's other chimpanzees.
 
Bernd chimpanzee and his waifu.
GermanyBernd2021-08-26 17:21:07 · 5yNo. 121362reply
>"When Chita is constantly busy with visitors, the other monkeys ignore him and don't consider him part of the group, even though that is important. He then sits on his own outside of visiting hours," the zoo said.
 
>Zookeepers are now working toward helping Chita learn to interact more with his fellow primates.
 
Tfw no Berndkeepers to help me interact with my fellow primates :^(

Germany;_;Bernd2021-08-25 00:02:31 · 5yNo. 121192reply
MoscowBernd2021-08-25 00:11:00 · 5yNo. 121195reply
I wish I was a simple man enough so that my definition of "awesome life" would simply be "have sex with a lot of women who are interested in my money".
GermanyBernd2021-08-25 00:29:58 · 5yNo. 121200reply
MoscowBernd2021-08-25 01:58:22 · 5yNo. 121203sagereply
another great tinder thread Nr 85757383875858575
this kc is just bottom of the barrel wish i posted on pedochan
FinlandBernd2021-08-26 00:36:49 · 5yNo. 121290reply
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