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RussiaBernd2022-02-16 18:40:35 · 4yNo. 136888reply
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What recessive genes do you have?
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UkraineBernd2022-02-17 14:50:47 · 4yNo. 136982reply
when i was born i was darkskinned and father waz unsure about me being his son
now i am average lightskinned with gray eyes
mother, father, one grandma and one grandfather have blue eyes
my bro has light eyes but with yellow ring
my father was blond in 6yo age and darhaired later
father had very good abilities to suntan, me and my bre too but i am homeseater thats why whiter
CanadaBernd2022-02-17 15:05:52 · 4yNo. 136983reply
Based khohol things
MongoliaBernd2022-02-17 15:06:54 · 4yNo. 136984reply
Dark hair, brown eyes (turning blue for some strange reasons). White skin, with a littlest sun tan.
RussiaBernd2022-02-17 15:19:31 · 4yNo. 136986reply
 
Such are the blessings of a med race.
Saint PetersburgBernd2022-02-16 20:37:46 · 4yNo. 136897reply
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Okay, lately shits getting too much for me. It all started when my friend came out as trans a year ago and since then I see more and more fucking surreal stuff:
Music artist I listen to? -Tranny
YouTuber that I watch? - she/her on Twitter
THE FUCKING SUPER MARIO BROTHERS IN REAL LIFE KID? TRANS NOW
Every time I see a genuinely good person succumbing to this, it breaks my fucking heart. Lonely guys that never got any pussy. Worst of all, I fit all the criteria too. Virgin, body dysphoria, submissive mind. Will I be next?
I don't want it, Bernd. I want to have a healthy family. Why is this world so FUCKED UP
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GermanyBernd2022-02-17 07:41:16 · 4yNo. 136950reply
>I missed you Bernd
how long were you gone?
Saint PetersburgBernd2022-02-17 07:51:07 · 4yNo. 136951reply
Since right about when Roskomnadzor blocked KC iirc...
I figured it was time to move on.
RussiaBernd2022-02-17 08:10:04 · 4yNo. 136957reply
 
>pic
 
Oh... Well, see you on the parade, sis :3
TurkeyBernd2022-02-17 12:20:16 · 4yNo. 136968reply
at least bernd is not a tranny.
RussiaBernd2022-02-16 18:21:09 · 4yNo. 136883reply
What is the most Thuringian name?
GermanyBernd2022-02-16 18:22:41 · 4yNo. 136884reply
Sirgay
GermanyBernd2022-02-16 18:33:45 · 4yNo. 136887reply
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GermanyBernd2022-02-16 23:04:13 · 4yNo. 136920reply
Kevin
GermanyBernd2022-02-16 19:39:08 · 4yNo. 136894reply
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> downloading new updater
United StatesBernd2022-02-16 19:41:06 · 4yNo. 136895reply
<Adobe
NetherlandsBernd2022-02-16 22:35:47 · 4yNo. 136912reply
>updating new downloader
GermanyBernd2022-02-16 23:02:17 · 4yNo. 136918reply
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use linux
RussiaBernd2022-02-14 11:11:15 · 4yNo. 136499reply
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Do you have a region in your country that is straight out of fantasy? Just look at these dudes - a little nation that is subdivided on "meadow people" and "hill people".
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meadow_Mari_language
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hill_Mari_language
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RussiaBernd2022-02-14 19:14:55 · 4yNo. 136624reply
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 21:18:05 · 4yNo. 136667reply
Germans also do some things for no good reason and the explanation is: "We have always done it this way." For example using fax machines in 2022.
GermanyBernd2022-02-15 19:38:25 · 4yNo. 136808reply
West Virginia and Cajun land (I'm American)
CroatiaBernd2022-02-15 22:44:24 · 4yNo. 136818reply
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How about these guys from the village Gorjani
https://ich.unesco.org/en/RL/spring-procession-of-ljelje-kraljice-queens-from-gorjani-00235
 
same songs performed by professioal folk ensemble:
 
GermanyBernd2022-02-15 15:56:14 · 4yNo. 136774reply
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Any Latin Chads here?
 
I'm not really a pro, but I had it for 7 years in school, one lecture on Latin literature in university and read a couple of things. I do enjoy and remember some things from Latin literature, including quotes that come to my mind sometimes. "Dulce bellum inexpertis" in these times and once I wrote "naso magister erat" on a girl's pussy using my tongue.
 
Sadly, it seems like such a niche topic that you can only really engage in it by reading Latin literature or the occasional very dry program on BBC In Our Time or something like that. Are there any fun and engaging programs like YouTube channels I can watch while doing the dishes or something?
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NetherlandsBernd2022-02-15 18:34:18 · 4yNo. 136797reply
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Do you deny it?
FinlandBernd2022-02-15 18:37:45 · 4yNo. 136798reply
It's 110% correct but I'll continue to live in denial.
Imagine having to admit that I would've wasted 18 years of my life shitposting on different imageboards
NetherlandsBernd2022-02-15 18:42:18 · 4yNo. 136800reply
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>Imagine having to admit that I would've wasted 18 years of my life shitposting on different imageboards
Im almost there
GermanyBernd2022-02-15 18:42:41 · 4yNo. 136801reply
>wasted 18 years of my life shitposting on different imageboards
impressive resume, would you happen to know what bronnen means...?
CzechiaAttention to all germanballsBernd2022-02-15 15:51:56 · 4yNo. 136772reply
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This place is called KRAUTCHAN, not SANDNIGGERCHAN.
GermanyBernd2022-02-15 15:58:09 · 4yNo. 136775sagereply
Attention to all Tschechen: https://krautchan.rip/info#rules
>Do not spam, post scat, be an asshole.
BrazilBernd2022-02-15 16:00:58 · 4yNo. 136777reply
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Don't fight, kill each other, whitey.
CzechiaBernd2022-02-15 16:01:45 · 4yNo. 136778reply
if the soviets had more balls our armored divisions would be all the way at the french border, easily I might add. Germans are a fucking joke lmao
MexicoBernd2022-02-15 22:52:07 · 4yNo. 136819sagereply
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lol okay
TexasThinking about pilotingBernd2022-02-11 23:14:56 · 4yNo. 136060reply
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Can't take my 9-5 engineering job any more lads. Thinking of pilot training; either that or it's rope time. How retarded am I?
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GermanyBernd2022-02-14 22:28:54 · 4yNo. 136686reply
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Good decision, I am yet to make mine but I will also quit wageslaving.
SerbiaBernd2022-02-15 12:46:27 · 4yNo. 136747reply
why not?
People study and train all their life to become engineers. It pays well, too.
 
What's the problem here?
Why don't you go into management?
FinlandBernd2022-02-15 13:22:06 · 4yNo. 136755reply
You can't just become a manager whenever you want
TexasBernd2022-02-15 15:05:05 · 4yNo. 136765reply
staring at a screen for 8 to 9 hours a day doing boring paperwork is soul-sucking
CanadaBernd2022-02-14 21:24:08 · 4yNo. 136670reply
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How it do dat???
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FinlandBernd2022-02-14 22:10:03 · 4yNo. 136681reply
Tbh he still could be. Even if he can still move his legs there.
There might be some spinal fractures that will cause swelling, which will eventually cause permanent paralysis, even if right after the traumatic injury he still had a nerve connection for a while to his legs.
MexicoBernd2022-02-14 22:54:59 · 4yNo. 136687reply
california
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 23:03:01 · 4yNo. 136688reply
Honestly, I think it is good for the gene pool when people like this die or castrate themselves.
TurkeyBernd2022-02-15 10:38:38 · 4yNo. 136736reply
what did he even do?
CzechiaBernd2022-02-15 02:04:00 · 4yNo. 136700reply
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>mfw wagies are having to wake up soon
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MexicoBernd2022-02-15 02:19:04 · 4yNo. 136703reply
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meds.
SwedenBernd2022-02-15 02:54:32 · 4yNo. 136704reply
soon i will sleep
MexicoBernd2022-02-15 04:49:40 · 4yNo. 136706reply
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if u die, 1 finnish person will laugh at your dead do u really want that
GermanyBernd2022-02-15 09:27:13 · 4yNo. 136720reply
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I overslept and my boss just called me.
Lately I am using my tinnitus as an excuse for not being able to sleep to get those sick notes.
CanadaBernd2022-02-13 18:20:39 · 4yNo. 136364reply
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I'm bad at playing guitar
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FinlandBernd2022-02-14 21:05:17 · 4yNo. 136661reply
In the youth mental asylum one of the kids taught me how to play Metallica - Nothing Else Matters with a guitar.
CanadaBernd2022-02-14 21:13:46 · 4yNo. 136664reply
I liked your kc new year opera a lot and the molodets song but didn't love a lot of your other sings. This is good too, comfy
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 21:19:04 · 4yNo. 136668reply
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>0 pedals
sames
 
I think loopers are really cool for practising though, I kinda want one.
FinlandBernd2022-02-16 08:19:56 · 4yNo. 136850sagereply
kys
CzechiaBernd2022-02-12 17:06:05 · 4yNo. 136138reply
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Why is everyone from Finland such a retard? Serious question
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SloveniaBernd2022-02-13 18:58:48 · 4yNo. 136389reply
COFE TIME (FOR IN TALK ENGLISH)
TurkeyBernd2022-02-13 22:14:03 · 4yNo. 136424reply
shes hot tho
FinlandBernd2022-02-14 19:14:45 · 4yNo. 136623reply
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>cock pärs
NetherlandsBernd2022-02-14 19:20:48 · 4yNo. 136627reply
Post her bobs
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 17:27:54 · 4yNo. 136587reply
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My bathroom stinks even though I cleaned it. I also can't pinpoint the source. It's not the toilet and I even smelled the sinks (I used drain cleaner, several times on several days, on all of them) What else could it be? It smells like poop. I also washed my shower curtain.
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SloveniaBernd2022-02-14 17:35:42 · 4yNo. 136594reply
that's the overflow hole
it should be connected to the same siphon as the main drain of your sink
CzechiaBernd2022-02-14 17:44:11 · 4yNo. 136600reply
slav(e)s report in
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 18:40:09 · 4yNo. 136617reply
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You can clean drains all you want, they will always lead to the canalization where there is poop and piss in abundance. If your siphons don't work correctly, you are smelling canal air directly.
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 18:41:38 · 4yNo. 136618reply
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Some toilets are build in stupid ways, so you'll need a special brush to clean them. I had this issue once.
MongoliaSerious!Bernd2022-02-14 03:33:47 · 4yNo. 136470reply
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The unthinkable happened to me today, it was very terrible.
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GermanyBernd2022-02-14 18:33:59 · 4yNo. 136614reply
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So much fear and anger already...
SloveniaBernd2022-02-14 18:34:33 · 4yNo. 136615reply
cope harder, retard
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 18:36:28 · 4yNo. 136616reply
The mental gymnastics are amazing.
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 19:21:50 · 4yNo. 136630sagereply
Fact check: Joke's on you I'm actually very smart, tbh.
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