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FinlandBernd2023-01-26 22:05:00 · 3yNo. 250903reply
Literally shat my pants today. Spent a good while in the schools toilet for disabled people cleaning the diarrhea from them with warm water. Farts can not be trusted anymore.
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ArgentinaBernd2023-01-28 12:17:29 · 3yNo. 251115reply
Listen, least i can do is to serve my new country you're right about that. But i dont want to die yet, being a virgin and without experiencing love.. So first i get a cute russian gf and then i join the army.
 
We have a deal?
GermanyBernd2023-01-28 15:01:10 · 3yNo. 251138reply
How will you benefit from a gf if you’re dying at war anyway?
ArgentinaBernd2023-01-28 15:27:23 · 3yNo. 251145reply
That i die in that hypothetic scenario is uncertain, i mean if you go to a war there's a high chance of it, but you can also get out alive
GermanyBernd2023-01-28 15:38:28 · 3yNo. 251148reply
Anyway you would spend most time away in the field and not together with your gf

GermanyBernd2023-01-28 14:29:15 · 3yNo. 251130reply
I'm larping as a self-righteous leftist on Jodel and its shocking how much fun it is to always take the side of the official government propaganda and get upvotes for the dumbest shit.
United KingdomBernd2023-01-28 15:13:33 · 3yNo. 251142reply
Jodel was and still is such a weird thing to me. I've never used, but it feels like it's been around for over a decade? Who uses it? What's going on there? Can you describe in more details a typical Jodel day and maybe show some screenshots while also not doxing yourself if even possible

GermanyBernd2023-01-26 18:00:43 · 3yNo. 250855reply
What is the best programming language?
What is the worst?
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GermanyBernd2023-01-27 17:07:12 · 3yNo. 251012reply
argue properly, lazy boy.
There was no whataboutism in my bost. The right side of you picture complained about exceptions and I wrote why they are ans good idea.
GermanyBernd2023-01-27 17:14:43 · 3yNo. 251017reply
Also here is the equivalent to your picture when you replace OOP with using bricks in buildings.
When you use your tools like a retard it is not the fault of the tool itself.
HungaryBernd2023-01-28 13:26:59 · 3yNo. 251124reply
Pic was: "OOP is shit"
You were: "whatabout C?"
GermanyBernd2023-01-28 13:34:25 · 3yNo. 251125reply
Replace 'C' with 'non-OOP language' and the point still stands lazy boy.

GermanyBernd2023-01-20 11:16:42 · 3yNo. 250106reply
Which of these pieces of wood do you find most visually appealing and why?
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PolandBernd2023-01-27 21:06:21 · 3yNo. 251062reply
shockingly stunning perhaps; has anyone told you you're a gem?
GermanyBernd2023-01-27 21:10:17 · 3yNo. 251063reply
PolandBernd2023-01-27 21:35:23 · 3yNo. 251064reply
I think I should tell you that more often then
United KingdomBernd2023-01-28 13:11:27 · 3yNo. 251120reply
i know the perfect place
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leysin
its a garch settlement. we can make it a pilgrimage spot for brendleflies and crater property values with our combined qlippothic auras, with hideous shirts as a shibboleth.

United KingdomBerndmade!Bernd2023-01-27 17:11:06 · 3yNo. 251014reply
SloveniaBernd2023-01-27 18:55:54 · 3yNo. 251033reply
I uh am fairly sure I seen this one before
could be wrong tho
GermanyBernd2023-01-28 09:08:01 · 3yNo. 251103reply
I don't get it
SloveniaBernd2023-01-28 12:19:00 · 3yNo. 251116reply
Devon and Cornwall are known for having silly disputes with each other. The Scone Debate (see pic) was one such example; another one is accusations of Cornwall that Devon keeps aping their heritage, e.g. the flag of Devon (St. Petroc's Cross) is a 21st century invention but it quite directly copies that of Cornwall (St. Piran's Cross) which has been consistently used since the 19th century and is itself based on some records of regional banners from medieval period

GermanyBernd2023-01-27 17:00:25 · 3yNo. 251011reply
You know, Bernd, things don't get better.
It's just the promise they keep dangling like a carrot infront of your face to keep you going, but in the end things simply don't get better. It's just an illusion.
United KingdomBernd2023-01-27 17:09:21 · 3yNo. 251013reply
Things have gotten better for me in the space of a month m80, they will continue to do so.
DenmarkBernd2023-01-27 17:13:39 · 3yNo. 251015reply
Things get better for other people, just not for us.
Other people seem to have it all in comparison, small things that I also want in my life just cannot seem to exist. It sometimes really feels like some people suffer in vain for years and then die. I really don't see the purpose behind life for these types of people.
I keep thinking to myself situations that I could find myself in, that would make me happy, but later on I realize that these scenarios, even if they happened to me, would not make me a very much happier person than I am today.
Stuff like having a career, disposable income, it is an addition to an already existing happiness.

FinlandIncelism as a female social traits applied to male behaviourBernd2023-01-11 13:34:46 · 3yNo. 248505reply
I have come up with a theory that explains incel behaviour. I came up with the theory after landing a data entry job at a hospital where most of my coworkers were females. Actually, I was actually the only man there, with my coworkers being female nurses and doctors. Because of this, I had a degree of separation from the other workers.
 
I started to notice that females have a certain behaviour that become apparent when they are in all female environment. Females have a tendency of coming up with things to be insecure about. They are insecure about the weirdest things, like hip dips, noses, ears etc. Incels have the same. When they are closed to their all male internet groups they start to become obsessed about things to be insecure about (jaw, wrists, mouthbreathing etc.). I can't deny that in some cases that isn't warranted but after hearing a beautiful female being insecure about her not having big enough nails for any male, I could not help but laugh in my mind about the idea, especially when she had such nice ass, I never even paid attention to her nails.
 
Women also spend most of their time talking about sex and social relationships in the workplace and outside the workplace. Incels too share this trait with females, as incels are obsessed about looksmatching or other things that tell you with who and how you can interract with. I don't even have to tell you how obsessed about sex incels are.
 
Extremes of emotions is a one trait I saw mirrored both in incels. Women get angry fucking fast and the emotions were really extreme every time. They had huge fights with each other all the time, and in a couple cases things got violent. I can't say for sure, but I think incels are too afflicted with the same emotional extremes.
 
After all my observations and a lot of careful thinking, I came to a conclusion that incels have innate female behavioral traits in them. I can't really say why this is the case, the reasons must be many like proestrogen, single moms raising them and such. Anyway, after a half a year of working in the data entry, I became sure about incels just being bitchy women in disguise. Of course there are subtle differences in both, but the large parts I see female behaviour in them.
 
R8 my theory
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FinlandBernd2023-01-17 20:52:14 · 3yNo. 249608reply
Most people seem to accuse me of sampling bias and it is true. I have only worked in one place with extremely skewed male/female ratio, but not a single bernd has been able to give us a personal account of working in a all-female envieroment.
 
And sadly, I have no acces to better data and I'm sorry for this. I guess we could datamine some female and male only forums but I highly doubt the data would be clean. What kind of a methods would you recommend for us to approach this. The dirty germ tried to tell us about chemicals but collecting blood samples is beyond my reach.
DenmarkBernd2023-01-20 18:42:43 · 3yNo. 250153reply
I think that there is a crucial difference between an incel thinking these things and being subjected to insecurities about how they may present themselves and women who end up thinking these things.
In my opinion, incels are more prone to insecurities based off of real experiences they might have in their lives, feelings of unfulfillment and trying to rationalize exactly why they are incels, and with that way of thinking, they display tendencies of becoming insecure about a variety of different things, these thoughts take place after incels are sheltered for a long time with idle minds and they want a reason as to why they are incels. Meanwhile, these women you were referring to, were perfectly normal women with no real reasons to be insecure about many different things. Such as the example you mentioned, with the nails, it holds no real meaning but they still think these thoughts even as perfectly normal individuals with no real reasons to be insecure about these things. For them, it's a form of bonding experience in which they display insecurities to others and expect a response in which another person is able to identify themselves with these feelings of not being good enough, and they do this despite having perfectly normal lives with no real reason to be insecure.
On one end, you have people who live lives that aren't optimal, and based off of that, they find reasons as to why they live the lives that they do, which they do not consider to be very good. On the other end, you have women that have lives which can be considered worthy by just about anyone, but express insecurities as a means of either bonding with other women who are also insecure, or as a way of passing their time in a way that emphasizes some emotional qualities that females are more likely to show.
For a man to display insecurities and emotions, it is something uncommon, so if you are an unsuccessful male, then you feel like you have less reasons to live up to the reputation of being a man, as many do.
I'm not sure if it makes sense, but at least that's the way I see it.
 
 
I'd also like to point out that there are many incels who have been emotionally neglected by not only their peers, but even their own families. I would argue that due to this emotional neglect, they end up being more emotionally volatile than a normal person would have been, stuff like socializing and girlfriends are things that contribute to a state of mind which could be said to be stable, and neglect in many different forms means that they spend more time and effort among individuals such as other incels, to try and identify with a group that is open, they spill their emotions onto other people who they feel like are similar to them. So, with that said, I would like to point out that trying to rationalize the mind of a person through interaction of something like imageboards alone, is simplifying it a bit too much. Many incels have the desire to fit in, so they spend a period of time analyzing an imageboard, trying to shape themselves into something that is already present, and then interact based on that. There's the incel that talks to people on imageboards, the incel that is like many other incels, and then there's the incel outside of imageboards, which can be an entirely different person from the imageboard incel. We'd need to know an incel in his entirety rather than trying to make sense of imageboard incel, that is the only way to actually be able to properly rationalize incels.
DenmarkBernd2023-01-20 19:14:26 · 3yNo. 250168reply
Summing up a long post in a shorter format; Some people experience insecurities and become more emotional due to logical things that are related to the realities that they live, others see it as a way of socializing in a way that can be said to bring themselves closer to eachother, it's a common ground that can be found among many women, if not all.
And neglect can make a person become more emotional in the outlet they find themselves in, as a way of coping with lives that may not be very filled with different emotions rather than just negative ones.
Which is also why I think that trying to build a theory based off of what people post on imageboards, can misrepresent the people themselves.
MoscowBernd2023-01-27 04:24:34 · 3yNo. 250965reply
no hymen no diamond

TurkeyBernd2023-01-23 23:22:40 · 3yNo. 250528reply
It's the Anglo world we live in.
United KingdomBernd2023-01-26 17:19:12 · 3yNo. 250851reply
my cousin went to cambridge and trooned out. now she works for the bank of england. its sad to see someone you grew up with become a system pig but she seems proud of herself and her parents are also proud of her so i don't mind.
DenmarkBernd2023-01-26 17:25:02 · 3yNo. 250852reply
>she
>her
>herself
are you kidding me right now?
United KingdomBernd2023-01-26 21:18:56 · 3yNo. 250894reply
She’s a woman pretending to be a man you fucking nitwit.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-26 22:41:53 · 3yNo. 250911reply
it's the only way not to get groped by the bankster kikes, you have to go undercover and hope you don't get discovered

GermanyBernd2023-01-23 06:40:15 · 3yNo. 250425reply
Heating stopped working a couple of days ago. Since then I am freezing to death. It’s literally over, was nice knowing you!
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PolandBernd2023-01-25 20:17:52 · 3yNo. 250767reply
have you tried rubbing them vigorously?
ArgentinaBernd2023-01-25 20:31:01 · 3yNo. 250769reply
Consequences of applying economic sanctions on Russia knowing the EU depends on it's gas, now freeze to death unless all sanctions are lifted ;^)
United KingdomBernd2023-01-26 16:06:57 · 3yNo. 250842reply
Sleep fully clothed and never be without your dressing gown. Ideally you should be wearing a shirt, woollen jumper and dressing gown, maybe with a coat on. Remember thick socks too as your feet will be first to go numb. Candles imo won’t help but if you fill a basin with hot water that will also be good for your feet. Watch out for mould around the windows and in the soil of houseplants if you have them
t. Spent the last 2 winters with no heating
United KingdomBernd2023-01-26 16:59:50 · 3yNo. 250846reply
Also try to overeat and sleep as often as you can, because you feel so much colder when you’re hungry and tired. Alcohol or cannabis will help you ignore the cold. If you waken pissing sweat then you’re not wearing enough layers in bed. You’ll stink like unwashed balls and you’ll be happy

United StatesBernd2023-01-25 04:45:29 · 3yNo. 250694reply
Why did Oasis look cool and still look cool today, between 93-96 but by the late 90s and early 2000s they just look cringe.
 
Was it their fault, or were the early 2000s just cringe looking in retrospect?
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RussiaBernd2023-01-25 23:50:34 · 3yNo. 250789reply
igor?
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-26 04:13:21 · 3yNo. 250806reply
Igor!
United StatesBernd2023-01-26 04:52:17 · 3yNo. 250807reply
Igor...
United StatesBernd2023-01-26 11:09:32 · 3yNo. 250824reply
¿Igor?

FinlandBernd2023-01-24 19:24:23 · 3yNo. 250623reply
It's over Russiabros. Time to annex the current illegimate terrorist state called Russia and return it to the only legitimate and rightful successor of Tsarist Russia that was illegally occupied by bolshevist criminals, murderers and rapists.
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GermanyBernd2023-01-25 06:07:22 · 3yNo. 250698reply
Wtf why is Finland so stronk
PolandBernd2023-01-25 16:00:52 · 3yNo. 250724reply
natural selection, weaklings don't survive cold and darkness
FinlandBernd2023-01-25 16:44:29 · 3yNo. 250731reply
The Pole knows what he is talking about.
PolandBernd2023-01-25 19:06:01 · 3yNo. 250754reply
I would laugh but I'm scared

RussiaBernd2023-01-25 09:53:54 · 3yNo. 250708reply
fuck fuck fuck ass titties cum cum cum pussy lubed up buttholes oh fuck yes yes yes slap dem big ol titties fuuuuck yeah aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
United StatesBernd2023-01-25 10:58:28 · 3yNo. 250710reply
hell yeah brother
FinlandBernd2023-01-25 11:11:11 · 3yNo. 250711reply
hs in a nutshell
GermanyBernd2023-01-25 18:35:25 · 3yNo. 250751reply
dis what I'm talking about

GermanyBernd2023-01-23 20:03:12 · 3yNo. 250503reply
I visited /hs/ just out of curiosity, saw CP there and immediately deleted my cache. Fuck IB users, why do they flood every IB with CP?
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United StatesBernd2023-01-23 20:38:16 · 3yNo. 250513reply
anywhere free speech is practiced will inevitably be flooded by wrongdoers seeking a place to do wrong
United StatesBernd2023-01-25 02:13:51 · 3yNo. 250658reply
The pedo cancer must be aggressively removed or the entire board will become infected
QuebecBernd2023-01-25 02:36:19 · 3yNo. 250664reply
The board admins (glowniggers, skynet) are the ones who regularly post cp in order to attract people to these containment asylums.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-25 09:09:08 · 3yNo. 250707reply
y'all get that bernd.group archives all posts, right? if you "ignore it", it won't just go away
this is one reason why archiving all posts is a horrendous decision

CanadaBernd2023-01-24 03:41:22 · 3yNo. 250568reply
Is the North Korea cringe or based?
QuebecBernd2023-01-24 05:25:32 · 3yNo. 250579reply
Commies are feminists. Nothing is cringier than a female leading men.
FinlandBernd2023-01-24 10:14:39 · 3yNo. 250595reply
It has an undercurrent of basedness to it but overall it is a pitiful backwards cringezone
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