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GermanyBernd2023-01-17 16:36:40 · 3yNo. 249513reply
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It's unironically and officially over.
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RussiaBernd2023-02-06 05:48:58 · 3yNo. 252808reply
that feel when IRL people feel abhorrent, so you're in love with someone who will never betray you because ... they don't exist in our realm.
RussiaBernd2023-02-06 05:52:46 · 3yNo. 252810reply
yer psycho ze rapist = fookin scam, m8
 
ye gotta fock a slag, got it mate?
 
or a villager gal
 
or one of those eggheda babes who are sooooooo careeeeeer they never had a time to fug
 
 
 
or, i dunno, marry a fat Italian lasagna from Rome, if she cooks pizza, canolli and other raviolli well
MoscowBernd2023-02-07 10:55:19 · 3yNo. 252998reply
Bump
GermanyBernd2023-02-07 18:27:16 · 3yNo. 253063reply
It's totally possible to lose virginity in your 30s. Just lower your standards and go for it. If she makes your dick hard, she's hot enough. Don't expect life to get easier after that, though...
AustriaBernd2023-02-07 07:16:20 · 3yNo. 252978reply
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What is the difference between Pasta Asciutta and Spaghetti Bolognese?
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AustriaBernd2023-02-07 16:18:10 · 3yNo. 253026reply
Yes, do you like it?
It's great, quick and scratches some special itches all at once, right?
GermanyBernd2023-02-07 16:42:26 · 3yNo. 253029reply
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>do you like it?
>but thank you for introducing me
What do you think, fren?
SloveniaBernd2023-02-07 16:51:58 · 3yNo. 253031reply
Pasta Asciutta is dry
Bolognese needs to have a proper sauce
AustriaBernd2023-02-07 17:15:48 · 3yNo. 253036reply
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Excellent, you're welcome!
 
There's that Knorr spice mix for Pasta Asciutta that I often used ages ago before I learned how easy it is to do all fresh and I suspect it's actually a mix for Spaghetti Bolognese instead.
Your description would fit my suspicion.
GermanyBernd2023-02-07 14:37:54 · 3yNo. 253017reply
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This is what they took from you.
GermanyBernd2023-02-05 08:41:01 · 3yNo. 252595reply
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When will you accept that animals are divine beings that watch over us and our world? Reincarnated gods.
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GermanyBernd2023-02-06 19:42:17 · 3yNo. 252901reply
I think Divinitybernd is so strongly influenced by his beliefs that it has a big effect on how he interacts with his environment.
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 19:45:33 · 3yNo. 252905reply
I hate English, I would like to argue about the divine character of our world in German, because German is more beautiful.
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 19:53:37 · 3yNo. 252913reply
Switch to german, then. Or you could make ans threado on /de/ if you intend to post very much.
NetherlandsBernd2023-02-06 21:47:54 · 3yNo. 252936reply
English is part of this world as well created by human, descended from animals so speaking English is a will of deities by your words. How can you hate that divine language then?
United StatesBernd2023-02-06 21:47:26 · 3yNo. 252935reply
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GermanyBernd2023-02-06 20:01:22 · 3yNo. 252915reply
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On Kohlchan, people unironically get mad at you for living in a certain city or using a certain kind of phone.
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 20:05:13 · 3yNo. 252916reply
you say that as if it was a bad thing
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 20:05:41 · 3yNo. 252917reply
It is a bad thing.
RussiaBernd2023-02-06 20:20:26 · 3yNo. 252919reply
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What phone do you use?
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 19:03:20 · 3yNo. 252892reply
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If any Bernd ever wants to download Spotify podcast episodes. This guide works:
https://libreddit.kavin.rocks/r/Piracy/comments/zzvc0t/guide_how_to_download_spotify_podcast_videos/
At least on the latest Joe Rogan episodes.
QuebecBernd2023-02-06 17:28:47 · 3yNo. 252868reply
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Tf is wrong with his face
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 17:30:50 · 3yNo. 252871reply
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QuebecBernd2023-02-06 17:33:46 · 3yNo. 252873reply
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that's not a kohlface, he doesn't appear frustrated
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 17:33:59 · 3yNo. 252874reply
recessed chin incel face
QuebecBernd2023-02-06 17:35:42 · 3yNo. 252875reply
he looks like some type of a rodent
Switzerlandweekly virgin status updateBernd2023-01-09 13:13:31 · 3yNo. 248248reply
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ninth day of 2023, still a virgin
 
last week behavior towards women:
 
- Last week girl said hello to me when I ran into her in the canteen at uni.
- I kept talking on snapchat to the girl who friendzoned me.
 
next update : monday 16.01.2023
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GermanyBernd2023-02-05 17:56:54 · 3yNo. 252695reply
Why should he be ashamed of a sickness? Wtf.
GermanyBernd2023-02-05 18:01:07 · 3yNo. 252696reply
It would take his mom literally 5-10 minutes to cure his inceldom and yet she choses not to. His mom should be ashamed.
GermanyBernd2023-02-05 18:11:13 · 3yNo. 252698reply
That's disgusting (well depends on the beauty of his mom).
ArgentinaBernd2023-02-06 16:31:44 · 3yNo. 252860reply
>pay a visit to a prostitute
It aint just about that... In that case, i'd rather ask my dad if he can set me up with a russian girl because paying a escort is something i can do whenever i want but what i really need is female affection.
CanadaBernd2023-02-06 14:52:00 · 3yNo. 252842reply
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The latest last of us episode with the ravioli only aired at 9pm, how did you post this hours before?
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 14:53:02 · 3yNo. 252843reply
Igor Gutman, do you love Adolf Hitler?
QuebecBernd2023-02-06 14:55:00 · 3yNo. 252844reply
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I love the sensation of doing the Nazi salute.
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 14:55:49 · 3yNo. 252845reply
Do you do the Hitlergruß when you're cooming?
QuebecBernd2023-02-06 14:58:18 · 3yNo. 252846reply
nah, my other hand is occupied, I rub the butthole and I'm sniffing it while jerking
CanadaBernd2023-02-06 14:42:39 · 3yNo. 252836reply
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your appearance
GermanyBernd2023-02-06 14:43:24 · 3yNo. 252837reply
Copied from Kohlchan. Nice. I have never seen a good Turkish post or thread on imageboards.
QuebecBernd2023-02-05 18:48:46 · 3yNo. 252705reply
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How true is this to living in Russia?
Btw, this kino was inspired by the American hero, Killdozer, rip.
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SloveniaBernd2023-02-05 19:38:13 · 3yNo. 252731reply
>Btw, this kino was inspired by the American hero, Killdozer, rip.
Lole
I remember when Левиафан came out and it was screened at local film festival. There was reviewers praising how the story is quintessentially Russian and such and so.
Absolute clowns.
GermanyBernd2023-02-05 19:40:00 · 3yNo. 252732reply
Why do you call them clowns? What do you disagree with?
SloveniaBernd2023-02-05 20:32:51 · 3yNo. 252748reply
They are clowns. It's a fact that is true even if they didn't comment on Левиафан.
QuebecBernd2023-02-05 21:42:47 · 3yNo. 252755reply
Russia seems like a shitty depressing place to live, not gonna lie.
United StatesBernd2023-02-05 19:09:19 · 3yNo. 252712reply
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Im on the verge of sharting and all the stalls are occupied
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SloveniaBernd2023-02-05 19:35:55 · 3yNo. 252730reply
>You're not cattle
perhaps OP is bydło
GermanyBernd2023-02-05 19:40:38 · 3yNo. 252733reply
Why, I like pics of shit of course.
 
t. quintessential german
PolandBernd2023-02-05 20:30:23 · 3yNo. 252745reply
interesting, I remember hearing as a kid that Germans are nudists and cannibals, but no one ever told me about the shit thing
PeruBernd2023-02-05 20:45:03 · 3yNo. 252749reply
Are you new ???
United StatesBernd2023-02-05 05:49:59 · 3yNo. 252588reply
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Some stuff my 65 yo dad posts on facebook
 
r8
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GermanyBernd2023-02-05 20:04:07 · 3yNo. 252739reply
Can someone explain the star trek joke?
SloveniaBernd2023-02-05 20:11:09 · 3yNo. 252740reply
can't, I don't watch star dreck
GermanyBernd2023-02-05 20:17:30 · 3yNo. 252741reply
Why are you so rude?
United StatesBernd2023-02-05 20:30:42 · 3yNo. 252746reply
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Braille is like text with bumps so blind people can read
 
So he senses something bad is coming but also literally feeling the bumps as he reads.
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