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GermanyBernd2023-04-25 22:22:56 · 3yNo. 267801reply
Falsifying documents against. I just can't seem to quit.
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TurkeyBernd2023-04-26 22:22:02 · 3yNo. 267903reply
i remember photoshopping notes from dogtors 15 years ago for myself and classmates for skipping school
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 11:16:27 · 3yNo. 267951reply
none, i know them all personally
its only about 10 in total
 
yea its so easy
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 21:49:08 · 3yNo. 268059reply
I am contemplating becoming a psychiatrist. Can you craft me the documents that I need to apply for a job in a hospital?
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 22:41:18 · 3yNo. 268064reply
i dont do shit online

AustraliaPedobearBernd2023-04-25 07:24:08 · 3yNo. 267729reply
Who remembers this guy? When was the first and last time you saw him?
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PeruBernd2023-04-25 08:55:55 · 3yNo. 267733reply
i see him everyday, morning or night, everywhere, in my house or in the street, last time i saw him, i was in my bathroom and he was directly staring at me, so close, after 1 minute he vanished, wonder if i'll see him again tomorrow when i go to wash my face in the morninG...
SloveniaBernd2023-04-25 08:56:09 · 3yNo. 267734reply
about 2007 I think
last I saw, no idea, aside from internet culture commentary pieces (meta-usage) I haven't seen the intended usage in a long time
 
btw on the clobenia complete normalfags knew about "pedomedo" around 2010
FinlandBernd2023-04-25 10:56:15 · 3yNo. 267739reply
first saw him in mid to late 00s when i didn't even know about imageboards
 
last i saw him was right before posting this
ChileBernd2023-04-27 21:22:16 · 3yNo. 268050reply
I see one everyday, it's me.

United StatesBernd2023-04-27 08:30:11 · 3yNo. 267945reply
finally, it is once again warm enough for me to eat my lunch at the park
 
coziness levels: off the chart
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PolandBernd2023-04-27 10:20:51 · 3yNo. 267950reply
is this the american dream?
NetherlandsBernd2023-04-27 13:13:49 · 3yNo. 267958reply
Recently I had to check out one broodje as another at self counter because I couldn't find the one I bought in the menu.
The price was roughly the same but I still felt extremely uncomfortable.
SloveniaBernd2023-04-27 13:27:29 · 3yNo. 267960reply
>cheating up the high trust society
are you ans melanine enriched gentleman
United StatesBernd2023-04-27 20:57:19 · 3yNo. 268040reply
society has failed me, why should I abide by the rules?

United StatesBernd2023-04-25 06:09:03 · 3yNo. 267722reply
Just cracked open a 'cane
RussiaBernd2023-04-25 14:02:59 · 3yNo. 267755reply
here i am
rock you like a hurricane
United StatesBernd2023-04-26 06:58:04 · 3yNo. 267838reply
I destroyed 2 more 'canes tonight, then made a ham sandwich with pickles and tomatoes
FinlandBernd2023-04-27 20:13:02 · 3yNo. 268023reply
wait a sex thats not es???

GermanyBernd2023-04-26 19:25:57 · 3yNo. 267882reply
I don't like Jordan Peterson, but his future authoring program is pretty good.
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PolandBernd2023-04-27 13:44:23 · 3yNo. 267962sagereply
it's a good thing your opinion has no bearing on reality
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 15:09:55 · 3yNo. 267976reply
Kill yourself, Nazi.
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 17:51:18 · 3yNo. 268001reply
Literal Slodolf Hitleržek here, Slovenians are even worse than Austrians
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 18:57:49 · 3yNo. 268012reply

FinlandBernd2023-04-27 15:34:59 · 3yNo. 267977reply
Bretty good day at work socialinteractionmatically
 
Had many dangerous situations such as lunch with my boss and pre-Mayday miniparty, yet still managed to get through with it all with solid 3/5 and 2/5 interactions without any devastation catastrophies
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FinlandBernd2023-04-27 15:57:46 · 3yNo. 267980reply
*devastating
PolandBernd2023-04-27 16:23:44 · 3yNo. 267985reply
my brain short-circuited today and as a result I said "see you later, alligator" (well, not exactly that, but something similar in Polish) instead of "goodbye" while ending a phone call with a co-worker
 
what kind of bread? what will you do with it?
RussiaBernd2023-04-27 16:47:24 · 3yNo. 267989reply
rye bread for 19 rubles, gonna eat it with something
FinlandBernd2023-04-27 16:48:04 · 3yNo. 267990reply
that's not too bad

GermanyBernd2023-04-25 12:27:01 · 3yNo. 267747reply
Step 1: Go to Nairaland.
Step 2: Bring back a thread.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
 
Here is my contribution: A thread about "manhood thieves": https://www.nairaland.com/7665438/man-caught-immediately-after-he
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GermanyBernd2023-04-27 11:26:36 · 3yNo. 267953reply
Enjoy your American ananas cheese pie while I enjoy my pizza gourmet con mozzarella di bufala
FinlandBernd2023-04-27 11:48:26 · 3yNo. 267954reply
they are the same
NetherlandsBernd2023-04-27 12:35:00 · 3yNo. 267956reply
Tbh pizza with ananas can be fine. There're classical Italian recipies of pear pidsers which isn't that far.
But that thing on the third picture has nothing to do with pizza. Pizza is not about what you put on top, it's all about the dough, tomatoes and cheeses.
t. pizza conaisseur
FinlandBernd2023-04-27 12:58:01 · 3yNo. 267957reply

United StatesBernd2023-04-24 07:25:14 · 3yNo. 267585reply
I recall hearing someone say that if you see a sideways portrait of a face when looking at a map of Germany, that is a potential sign of schizophrenia
 
Do you see it? I do.
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United StatesBernd2023-04-26 07:02:16 · 3yNo. 267840reply
Yeah especially with the clear hook shaped nose
United StatesBernd2023-04-26 08:38:05 · 3yNo. 267842reply
Meh
MoscowBernd2023-04-26 11:44:23 · 3yNo. 267849reply
Looks like a reaaaaaaly wacky cartoony character's face. Some kind of Muppen or something.
 
I, however, see a "thumb up" gesture inside of the DDR area
MoscowBernd2023-04-26 11:44:56 · 3yNo. 267850reply

Sloveniameanwhile in kenyaBernd2023-04-24 22:48:10 · 3yNo. 267675reply
Kenya cult deaths: toll from suspected starvation cult reaches 47
Kenyan police recover 67 bodies of suspected starvation cult members
 
The death toll from a Christian cult in Kenya that practised starvation has risen to 67, after more bodies were recovered from mass graves in a forest in the south-east of the country.
 
A major search is under way in the Shakahola forest near the coastal town of Malindi, where dozens of corpses were exhumed over the weekend. The bodies are thought to be those of followers of a cult who reportedly believed they would go to heaven if they starved themselves.
 
Police began combing a 325-hectare (800-acre) area of woodland surrounding the Good News International Church last week after receiving tipoffs from human rights activists and local people about the cult’s activities. An increasing number of people had gone missing in the area.
 
“We impressed on the police [the need] to go to more homes and find out what is happening,” said Hussein Khalid of human rights group Haki Africa.
 
The church leader, Paul Mackenzie Nthenge, reportedly encouraged his followers to fast to death in order to “meet Jesus”. He is in custody pending a court appearance. It is believed some of his devotees could still be hiding in the bush around Shakahola.
 
Kenya’s interior minister, Kithure Kindiki, said initial findings suggested that “large-scale crimes” under national and international laws had been committed. “While the state remains respectful of religious freedom,” those responsible should face “severe punishment”, he tweeted.
 
In one grave an entire family of three children and their parents were found.
 
The quickly rising death toll has prompted concern and outrage from the country’s public and leadership.
 
Kenya’s president, William Ruto, said there was “no difference” between rogue pastors like Nthenge and terrorists. “Terrorists use religion to advance their heinous acts. People like Mr Mackenzie are using religion to do exactly the same thing.”
 
“I have instructed the agencies responsible to take up the matter and to get to the root cause and to the bottom of the activities of … people who want to use religion to advance weird, unacceptable ideology.”
 
The latest incident is not the first controversy concerning Nthenge, who faced allegations in 2017 and 2018 of radicalising school-age children and keeping his church open through corrupt means. Rights activists believe that the cult has been engaged in unlawful activities “for years”.
 
Amason Kingi, the speaker of the Kenyan senate, said: “The unfolding horror that is the Shakahola cult deaths should and must be a wake-up call to the nation, more particularly the National Intelligence Service and our community policing programme.
 
“How did such a heinous crime, organised and executed over a considerable period of time, escape the radar of our intelligence system?”
 
Nthenge was arrested last month after two children starved to death in the custody of their parents. He was released on bail of 100,000 Kenyan shillings (£590), but surrendered to police after the Shakahola raid.
 
Moves to regulate religion in the majority-Christian country have been fiercely opposed in the past, viewed as attempts to undermine constitutional guarantees for a division between church and state.
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GermanyBernd2023-04-25 12:23:13 · 3yNo. 267746reply
Is there a thread on Nairaland about this?
SloveniaBernd2023-04-25 18:01:00 · 3yNo. 267774reply
hmm let's see
yep
https://www.nairaland.com/7663243/kilifi-cult-kenya-police-exhume
https://www.nairaland.com/7663138/paul-mackenzie-nthenge-told-followers (previous thread)
PeruBernd2023-04-25 19:09:47 · 3yNo. 267784reply
Small heda, culture of goyim
 
Why we don’t invite our negroes friends to KC?
SloveniaBernd2023-04-25 22:15:46 · 3yNo. 267800reply
You're not the first to propose that
I don't think if any ever came over

GermanyBernd2023-04-23 08:16:00 · 3yNo. 267392reply
Tfw you get ghosted by your Polish crush
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GermanyBernd2023-04-25 18:24:08 · 3yNo. 267781reply
Being rude in every post like you doesn't help attracting quality posters, rudebernd.
GermanyBernd2023-04-25 18:35:02 · 3yNo. 267783reply
I don't remember being rude to anyone except you on a few occasions and you are basically forcing me into it with your schizo-autistic emotional illiteracy. I called Slovborg gay a few times in various ways I think, but I mean that's not rude
GermanyBernd2023-04-25 21:22:18 · 3yNo. 267794reply
Why do you hate me so much?
United StatesBernd2023-04-25 21:23:50 · 3yNo. 267795reply
Get a room already

FinlandBernd2023-04-24 19:59:54 · 3yNo. 267645reply
how true is this? does it explain state of russia today?
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RussiaBernd2023-04-25 13:10:07 · 3yNo. 267750reply
Dont use word "Caucasians". In English it has different meaning than in Russian. They use term " Caucasian" as "white man", not for churka's as we do
FinlandBernd2023-04-25 13:31:42 · 3yNo. 267752reply
obvious fake quote
but it would still be truthful if it had veen put in Stalin's mouth
RussiaBernd2023-04-25 14:00:25 · 3yNo. 267754reply
typical slave behaviour
>ohh we need to find another word for caucasians, western boyarin has it for different meaning
stfu ivan
SloveniaBernd2023-04-25 17:48:16 · 3yNo. 267767reply

GermanyBernd2023-04-22 11:18:46 · 3yNo. 267220reply
I wonder what Swiss Bernd is up to
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GermanyBernd2023-04-24 20:53:16 · 3yNo. 267654reply
good
 
keep on, incelism CAN be cured
 
i just took girls virginity yesterday, i never thought this would happen in my life haha
SloveniaBernd2023-04-24 21:33:26 · 3yNo. 267662reply
I have never taken a girl's virginity
GermanyBernd2023-04-24 21:43:15 · 3yNo. 267665reply
stop hurting my feelings and you might :)))
GermanyBernd2023-04-25 01:24:00 · 3yNo. 267687reply
But at least you have taken a boy's virginity

GermanyBernd2023-04-20 10:18:27 · 3yNo. 266949reply
When I was in school people said you should learn Chinese because China will soon dominate the world. But they cucked themselves with their retarded one child policy and now they're on the decline. India will be the next superpower.
 
lörs?
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HungaryBernd2023-04-23 14:27:14 · 3yNo. 267444reply
Also if you post moar of that Mona, I just might believe you.
SloveniaBernd2023-04-23 14:40:19 · 3yNo. 267448reply
The problem is, the 2000 figure itself is already inflated.
HungaryBernd2023-04-23 18:12:20 · 3yNo. 267485reply
Yes it's inflated by Nigerians fucking.
TexasBernd2023-04-24 22:09:31 · 3yNo. 267671reply
Africans aren't known for being great with numbers or logic though.

United StatesBernd2023-04-22 08:32:25 · 3yNo. 267201reply
I got hungry on this late night and ate all the bacon that I meant to eat tomorrow morning
 
I will regret this dearly tomorrow when I have no bacon to eat
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GermanyBernd2023-04-23 20:24:15 · 3yNo. 267514reply
Sounds rough. Don't you have trouble getting enough protein in if you eat so many strawberries?
PolandBernd2023-04-23 21:00:52 · 3yNo. 267516reply
actually it's not that bad now, it used to be way worse
 
I have no problem maintaining and building muscles so I guess it's fine, besides I still eat normal dinners + have that sickly sweet protein powder
GermanyBernd2023-04-24 17:05:10 · 3yNo. 267618reply
What happens if you chose not to eat strawberries?
Are you still drawn to eat them like some kind of strawberry addiction and you can't stop thinking about them?
PolandBernd2023-04-24 19:31:09 · 3yNo. 267637reply
nothing happens although I don't see why would I chose not to eat them; sometimes they're sold out but it's not the biggest tragedy
 
and it's not an addiction since they're not harmful
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