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GermanyBernd2023-04-18 18:14:01 · 3yNo. 266737reply
Did you know, that in German, sexual practices are described by nationality?
 
French sex is oral sex
German is missionary
Greek is anal
Spanish is titjob
English is BDSM
Italian is putting the penis into the armpit
Russian is either using oil or fucking the thighs
Indian is Kamasutra
Swedish is mutual masturbation
 
r8
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SpainBernd2023-04-27 21:18:59 · 3yNo. 268049reply
>Spanish is titjob
Not exactly, that would be Cuban.
Spanish is just a masturbation called "Pajote Castellano".
PeruBernd2023-04-27 21:26:28 · 3yNo. 268054reply
He means for Germans, not for your people
ChileBernd2023-04-29 03:45:20 · 3yNo. 268237reply
Here in chile a Germanic masturbation is when your partner is doing anal sex and shits a solid feces in tour penis.
PeruBernd2023-04-29 13:47:52 · 3yNo. 268280reply
Worrying sexual practice

GermanyFriday thredaBernd2023-04-28 16:48:10 · 3yNo. 268146reply
Consuming liquid with golden color and hoppy sour taste and driving virtual trucks with heavy loads for recreation
You?
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SloveniaBernd2023-04-28 20:57:13 · 3yNo. 268185reply
Can't you just transport half of them at once?
GermanyBernd2023-04-28 21:08:57 · 3yNo. 268187reply
No, there is just "slots" on trucks or trailers sadly, 1x bundle of metal beams takes 2 slots and you can't do smaller. Was able to transport wooden planks on the same route, could keep trying until I magically find some path that doesn't break but it's just too scuffed, I will do the bridge
SloveniaBernd2023-04-28 21:13:47 · 3yNo. 268189reply
welp I guess it's "against the regulations"
GermanyBernd2023-04-29 02:10:46 · 3yNo. 268224reply
After all I pulled out a high IQ play; while the metal beams were still giving me trouble I was able to find a path that allowed me to slowly but steadily cross through the broken ice in low gear, I then proceeded to pick up a stronger truck with a big trailer and transported all the cargo that I needed from the warehouse to the edge of the river, got a smoller truck with a crane and transferred and moved it all one by one across with no troubles. The landslide was cleared and I can now proceed to the next map.
Now this is what's cool about this game, while the tasks seem rather dull and grindy they do offer you various solutions and approaches to finish, and after all it's all about driving trucks and facing a challenging offroad environment, 9/10 can recommend.
That's it, Friday is over, see you in the Saturday threda

RussiaBernd2023-04-28 22:45:43 · 3yNo. 268194sagereply
Tupac Ichkeria???

RussiaBernd2023-04-28 12:56:33 · 3yNo. 268127reply
Do Germans as people occupy more or less the same territory of Europe for longest among other European nations??? Germanic tribes lived in modern Germany in the Roman times and, well, Germans still live there.
I mean, neither French nor Italians have anything to do with Gauls or Romans, let alone Greeks. But with Germans it seems to be somewhat continious.
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RussiaBernd2023-04-28 16:51:55 · 3yNo. 268147reply
this argument is gay and invalid as i could find a modern italian who looked like constantine or heliogabal, and that's the tricky part about linking modern italians with the romens
GermanyBernd2023-04-28 16:53:34 · 3yNo. 268148reply
Literal Nazi tier idiocy.
SloveniaBernd2023-04-28 16:59:41 · 3yNo. 268151reply
Good thing there's also genetic studies confirming it.
Funnily enough, whereas late imperial period Romans had a LOT of Near East ancestry, it disappears without a trace on transition to Middle Ages. (City dwellers aren't very good at reproduction, and Italian countryside was never population replaced – except for Sicily, that is, which has never been Italic tho)
Italians only become more Greek than ancient Romans.
SloveniaBernd2023-04-28 17:03:29 · 3yNo. 268153reply
As for Greeks;
>Modern Greeks resemble the Mycenaeans

GermanyBernd2023-04-28 02:10:16 · 3yNo. 268098reply
My face when i just found out that Russia does not have any Typhoon-class submarines in service. Russia is weak WEAK!
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RussiaBernd2023-04-28 07:05:00 · 3yNo. 268120reply
i dont have any girl-class friend
FinlandBernd2023-04-28 11:10:04 · 3yNo. 268123reply
did you know russia has JUNGLES?
SloveniaBernd2023-04-28 11:11:26 · 3yNo. 268124reply
RussiaBernd2023-04-28 13:17:52 · 3yNo. 268129reply
Rly? Where? I do know than in Krasondar region (Krasnodar, Sochi etc.) there is a SUB-tropical climate and they have even some palm trees, but its not like JUNGLES you kow, as in NAM or Amazonia

SloveniaBernd2023-04-27 13:26:10 · 3yNo. 267959reply
today I planted potato
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PolandBernd2023-04-27 20:28:58 · 3yNo. 268027reply
but it is a garden... a potato garden
SloveniaBernd2023-04-27 20:53:05 · 3yNo. 268039reply
I'll teach you how to garden when I get my arse to goymany
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 21:01:18 · 3yNo. 268042reply
Bruh i planted potatoes in Siberia in the 90s. We had also two cows and 7 pigs. I made Hay by Scythe.
SloveniaBernd2023-04-27 23:08:51 · 3yNo. 268067reply
I must have mistaken you for someone else then

GermanyBernd2023-04-25 22:22:56 · 3yNo. 267801reply
Falsifying documents against. I just can't seem to quit.
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TurkeyBernd2023-04-26 22:22:02 · 3yNo. 267903reply
i remember photoshopping notes from dogtors 15 years ago for myself and classmates for skipping school
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 11:16:27 · 3yNo. 267951reply
none, i know them all personally
its only about 10 in total
 
yea its so easy
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 21:49:08 · 3yNo. 268059reply
I am contemplating becoming a psychiatrist. Can you craft me the documents that I need to apply for a job in a hospital?
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 22:41:18 · 3yNo. 268064reply
i dont do shit online

AustraliaPedobearBernd2023-04-25 07:24:08 · 3yNo. 267729reply
Who remembers this guy? When was the first and last time you saw him?
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PeruBernd2023-04-25 08:55:55 · 3yNo. 267733reply
i see him everyday, morning or night, everywhere, in my house or in the street, last time i saw him, i was in my bathroom and he was directly staring at me, so close, after 1 minute he vanished, wonder if i'll see him again tomorrow when i go to wash my face in the morninG...
SloveniaBernd2023-04-25 08:56:09 · 3yNo. 267734reply
about 2007 I think
last I saw, no idea, aside from internet culture commentary pieces (meta-usage) I haven't seen the intended usage in a long time
 
btw on the clobenia complete normalfags knew about "pedomedo" around 2010
FinlandBernd2023-04-25 10:56:15 · 3yNo. 267739reply
first saw him in mid to late 00s when i didn't even know about imageboards
 
last i saw him was right before posting this
ChileBernd2023-04-27 21:22:16 · 3yNo. 268050reply
I see one everyday, it's me.

United StatesBernd2023-04-27 08:30:11 · 3yNo. 267945reply
finally, it is once again warm enough for me to eat my lunch at the park
 
coziness levels: off the chart
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PolandBernd2023-04-27 10:20:51 · 3yNo. 267950reply
is this the american dream?
NetherlandsBernd2023-04-27 13:13:49 · 3yNo. 267958reply
Recently I had to check out one broodje as another at self counter because I couldn't find the one I bought in the menu.
The price was roughly the same but I still felt extremely uncomfortable.
SloveniaBernd2023-04-27 13:27:29 · 3yNo. 267960reply
>cheating up the high trust society
are you ans melanine enriched gentleman
United StatesBernd2023-04-27 20:57:19 · 3yNo. 268040reply
society has failed me, why should I abide by the rules?

United StatesBernd2023-04-25 06:09:03 · 3yNo. 267722reply
Just cracked open a 'cane
RussiaBernd2023-04-25 14:02:59 · 3yNo. 267755reply
here i am
rock you like a hurricane
United StatesBernd2023-04-26 06:58:04 · 3yNo. 267838reply
I destroyed 2 more 'canes tonight, then made a ham sandwich with pickles and tomatoes
FinlandBernd2023-04-27 20:13:02 · 3yNo. 268023reply
wait a sex thats not es???

GermanyBernd2023-04-26 19:25:57 · 3yNo. 267882reply
I don't like Jordan Peterson, but his future authoring program is pretty good.
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PolandBernd2023-04-27 13:44:23 · 3yNo. 267962sagereply
it's a good thing your opinion has no bearing on reality
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 15:09:55 · 3yNo. 267976reply
Kill yourself, Nazi.
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 17:51:18 · 3yNo. 268001reply
Literal Slodolf Hitleržek here, Slovenians are even worse than Austrians
GermanyBernd2023-04-27 18:57:49 · 3yNo. 268012reply

FinlandBernd2023-04-27 15:34:59 · 3yNo. 267977reply
Bretty good day at work socialinteractionmatically
 
Had many dangerous situations such as lunch with my boss and pre-Mayday miniparty, yet still managed to get through with it all with solid 3/5 and 2/5 interactions without any devastation catastrophies
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FinlandBernd2023-04-27 15:57:46 · 3yNo. 267980reply
*devastating
PolandBernd2023-04-27 16:23:44 · 3yNo. 267985reply
my brain short-circuited today and as a result I said "see you later, alligator" (well, not exactly that, but something similar in Polish) instead of "goodbye" while ending a phone call with a co-worker
 
what kind of bread? what will you do with it?
RussiaBernd2023-04-27 16:47:24 · 3yNo. 267989reply
rye bread for 19 rubles, gonna eat it with something
FinlandBernd2023-04-27 16:48:04 · 3yNo. 267990reply
that's not too bad

GermanyBernd2023-04-25 12:27:01 · 3yNo. 267747reply
Step 1: Go to Nairaland.
Step 2: Bring back a thread.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
 
Here is my contribution: A thread about "manhood thieves": https://www.nairaland.com/7665438/man-caught-immediately-after-he
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GermanyBernd2023-04-27 11:26:36 · 3yNo. 267953reply
Enjoy your American ananas cheese pie while I enjoy my pizza gourmet con mozzarella di bufala
FinlandBernd2023-04-27 11:48:26 · 3yNo. 267954reply
they are the same
NetherlandsBernd2023-04-27 12:35:00 · 3yNo. 267956reply
Tbh pizza with ananas can be fine. There're classical Italian recipies of pear pidsers which isn't that far.
But that thing on the third picture has nothing to do with pizza. Pizza is not about what you put on top, it's all about the dough, tomatoes and cheeses.
t. pizza conaisseur
FinlandBernd2023-04-27 12:58:01 · 3yNo. 267957reply

United StatesBernd2023-04-24 07:25:14 · 3yNo. 267585reply
I recall hearing someone say that if you see a sideways portrait of a face when looking at a map of Germany, that is a potential sign of schizophrenia
 
Do you see it? I do.
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United StatesBernd2023-04-26 07:02:16 · 3yNo. 267840reply
Yeah especially with the clear hook shaped nose
United StatesBernd2023-04-26 08:38:05 · 3yNo. 267842reply
Meh
MoscowBernd2023-04-26 11:44:23 · 3yNo. 267849reply
Looks like a reaaaaaaly wacky cartoony character's face. Some kind of Muppen or something.
 
I, however, see a "thumb up" gesture inside of the DDR area
MoscowBernd2023-04-26 11:44:56 · 3yNo. 267850reply
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