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GermanyBernd2023-05-26 09:33:54 · 3yNo. 272303reply
Lörs on Heidi Klum?
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IsraelBernd2023-05-26 10:32:08 · 3yNo. 272306reply
GermanyBernd2023-05-26 10:33:10 · 3yNo. 272308reply
overrated
GermanyBernd2023-05-26 16:46:12 · 3yNo. 272346reply
Old and annoying hag, and even in her prime she was overrated. I guess she brings all the soulless qualities of a model to present a certain brand of bikinis or dresses or whatever, is probably very professional to work with and all but she really never was that attractive
NetherlandsBernd2023-05-26 17:41:18 · 3yNo. 272353reply
>then God came down from heaven and said.

IsraelBernd2023-05-26 12:38:51 · 3yNo. 272324reply
What is this phenotype?
SpainBernd2023-05-26 12:47:15 · 3yNo. 272325reply
SloveniaBernd2023-05-26 13:23:36 · 3yNo. 272327reply
FAS
GermanyBernd2023-05-26 14:12:38 · 3yNo. 272332reply
Christmas elf
GermanyBernd2023-05-26 16:44:27 · 3yNo. 272345reply
Irish

United StatesBernd2023-05-25 09:16:24 · 3yNo. 272166reply
I am drunk, goodnight.
 
Also fuck kohlchan.
 
Goodnight.
GermanyBernd2023-05-25 09:33:14 · 3yNo. 272168reply
SloveniaBernd2023-05-25 12:26:03 · 3yNo. 272183reply
that's by when you should be drunk
t. algohol pro
DenmarkBernd2023-05-25 18:23:30 · 3yNo. 272224reply
>he needs a time to be drunk
every single second minute and hour is getting drunk time regards seasoned alcoholic

SloveniaBernd2023-05-25 08:30:21 · 3yNo. 272163reply
this is him now
feel old yet?
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SloveniaBernd2023-05-25 16:06:12 · 3yNo. 272201reply
fuck I'm old
GermanyBernd2023-05-25 16:38:27 · 3yNo. 272204reply
Do you have grey hairs already?
SloveniaBernd2023-05-25 17:16:02 · 3yNo. 272213reply
as a matter of fact, yes
IsraelBernd2023-05-25 17:17:19 · 3yNo. 272215reply

GermanyBernd2023-04-20 12:05:56 · 3yNo. 266954reply
Swedish national romanticist poet Esaias Tegnér about different languages
Translated by Bernd
 
Greek
The songmaiden loves you best, because the mother tongue is the most beloved
The whole olympic line, all the muses spoke like you
Clingy, like the clothes on a bathing girl
You let the feelings be seen, you touch the growth of the thoughts
 
Cont. for Latin, Italian...
 
r8
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JapanBernd2023-05-24 12:01:06 · 3yNo. 272051reply
なんか親に虐待されて性格がひん曲がったんだなあ、ってことは伝わった
ママの性器でも吸ってろ!その汚い唇でな!
GermanyBernd2023-05-24 17:12:38 · 3yNo. 272083reply
Ask the Hungarian to do it with google translate or something.
HungaryBernd2023-05-25 08:10:41 · 3yNo. 272161reply
Lel, blaming the result of your character flaws on me. Good job.
GermanyBernd2023-05-25 13:45:44 · 3yNo. 272190reply
Stop projecting your shittiness onto me, retard.

IsraelBernd2023-05-25 10:38:00 · 3yNo. 272174reply
Roman architecture was wack!
I'm reading about the temple of Fortuna primigenia, and it is amazing the way that Romans built on purpose a very steep series of stairs that led to a panoramic, focused, view of the temple for whoever is going up. It seems to me that all catholic sanctuary architecture is just an extension of this ancient Roman "view enginnerring".
 
In the same way the Romans "invented "concrete and used it in a very inventive way, a knowledge that was lost by the middle ages. They played with concrete, building in unusual shapes like domes, vaults and more.
 
What is Bernd opinion about Roman architecture? Favourite building?
GermanyBernd2023-05-25 13:45:24 · 3yNo. 272189reply
Why do you say it was bad? It actually sounds impressive.

IsraelBernd2023-05-23 18:24:07 · 3yNo. 271951reply
I just melted a pink viscose shirt I have, while trying to "iron" it with a steamer that I bought from Amazon Germany.
The shirt now looks strange as fuck, woobly, with a belly falling down from it.
Rate it.
 
t. fell for the steamer jew
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SloveniaBernd2023-05-23 22:11:02 · 3yNo. 271989reply
1st looks like horrible fit, made for fatties
also no
GermanyBernd2023-05-23 22:50:41 · 3yNo. 271994reply
pic 2 looka like dilder o.o
PeruBernd2023-05-24 01:47:50 · 3yNo. 272023reply
Looks douchy
 
First one is cool but it seems kinda short, not talking about the size more about how it was sewn. Second one is really nice.
 
There’s something with the colours of the third one that does not convence me, reminds me of the circus or the bowling alley. The other 2 are great.
 
KEK that’s too zoomer, depending on how old are you you can look normal or as a complete weirdo
PeruBernd2023-05-25 07:44:08 · 3yNo. 272158reply
>Vas a ser un buen padre, perry
Shitpost truly transcends language.

GermanyBernd2023-05-24 16:55:18 · 3yNo. 272082reply
>Brazilian mother dances on her daughter's birthday party
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PeruBernd2023-05-24 18:55:10 · 3yNo. 272092reply
Favela/conero/villero/malandro/barrio culture is cringe and cancer
ColombiaBernd2023-05-24 19:35:15 · 3yNo. 272097reply
and zambo veneco
PeruBernd2023-05-24 20:48:49 · 3yNo. 272112reply
That is included inside malandro or barrio but yeah, specially zambos venecos
IsraelBernd2023-05-25 05:04:07 · 3yNo. 272151reply
Imagine being a Bernd in Brazil. There is literally women falling down from the trees, straight into your lap.

GermanyBernd2023-05-24 22:14:02 · 3yNo. 272114reply
>blocks your path
 
Lörs recreatino?

Germanyits ogreBernd2023-05-23 08:51:21 · 3yNo. 271899reply
this site has been taken over by spics and pedos
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PeruBernd2023-05-24 13:39:55 · 3yNo. 272058reply
Fear not sissy OP, after banning the pedos your new overlords will take KC to it’s zenith
AustraliaBernd2023-05-24 14:41:52 · 3yNo. 272069reply
No, seriously, I didn't know.
I'm not keen on learning informal terms and slurs. I'm the type who doesn't enjoy cursing.
PeruBernd2023-05-24 14:57:23 · 3yNo. 272072reply
Huno=hun in Spanish but that was meant for sissy OP
ColombiaBernd2023-05-24 19:30:38 · 3yNo. 272096reply
The huno has to learn spanish.

United StatesWhy am I a magnet for schizosBernd2023-05-21 05:54:41 · 3yNo. 271640reply
Today I had my lunch interrupted by some schizo who reeked of weed. First he was like "hey brother, do you have the time?" I told him the time and he asked if he could sit for a second. Before I could answer, he sat down at my table and started rambling on about a bunch of shit. Mainly about his plans to get government funding for some crazy idea he had scribbled in his notebook.
 
Then he told me he could stare at the sun with no damage to his eyes because of Jesus or something. I barely remember what else he said but eventually I pretended someone was calling me so I could walk away. He shouted as I was leaving "it's alright, I'll still pray for you brother"
 
This is not an uncommon occurrence for me. I think it's because I'm too timid and Bernd to just tell them to fuck off outright.
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PolandBernd2023-05-23 11:09:46 · 3yNo. 271908reply
you're a lying liar, a bumblebee sat on my arm just yesterday
FinlandBernd2023-05-23 11:36:46 · 3yNo. 271910reply
That was a government spying device
PolandBernd2023-05-23 12:39:28 · 3yNo. 271914reply
that's a preposterous claim the government uses birds to spy on people
HungaryBernd2023-05-24 07:00:02 · 3yNo. 272042reply
Let's eat 'em all!

GermanyTrashBernd2023-05-23 16:59:54 · 3yNo. 271934reply
What types of trash cans do you own?
You would assume that there were tons of interesting types of trash cans since basically everyone has to own a couple but it seems like they mostly look the same and not very visually appealing. Some times ridiculously expensive.
I only have those cheap wire mesh ones that I bought at Lidl or Aldi but I would like to have some nice ones.
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PeruBernd2023-05-23 17:39:04 · 3yNo. 271945reply
Most of the time (like 90-95%) it does not, but when it does get smelly (can happen at the second day when the bag is normally full) it is time to dispose of.
IsraelBernd2023-05-23 18:25:51 · 3yNo. 271952reply
>For my kitchen I use a plastic bag that hangs on the handle of the door that connects the kitchen with the laundry room
 
🤮🤮🤮
PeruBernd2023-05-23 19:16:44 · 3yNo. 271968reply
You are a jew, ew
SloveniaBernd2023-05-23 22:12:11 · 3yNo. 271990reply
I just put trash into the drawer, problems werent

GermanyBernd2023-05-23 11:57:07 · 3yNo. 271912reply
THIRD CUP OF COFFEE
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GermanyBernd2023-05-23 17:29:56 · 3yNo. 271943reply
I didn't mean him to delete posts, a little gayness is ok but if everything is gay all the time the gay becomes the straight.
 
>why do you drink so much coffee anyway?
I don't, I usually drink like 1-2 cups of green tea a day max but today I felt like getting insane
RussiaBernd2023-05-23 18:40:32 · 3yNo. 271958reply
> Are they no Russians?
We're not
IsraelBernd2023-05-23 18:55:54 · 3yNo. 271964reply
The pieces of bone in the back of the table in the picture should tell you everything that you want to know.
FinlandBernd2023-05-23 19:13:11 · 3yNo. 271966reply
such is life in straya...

HungaryBernd2023-05-22 23:57:17 · 3yNo. 271864reply
I need to lose like 15 pounds fast. Wat do
 
 
t. Likes eating
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PeruBernd2023-05-23 05:35:03 · 3yNo. 271883reply
(((dietician guidance)))
AustraliaBernd2023-05-23 06:06:03 · 3yNo. 271886reply
You have to lose it the right way! Go jogging, do some exercise, go on a diet...
IsraelBernd2023-05-23 10:24:01 · 3yNo. 271907reply
This, the best way to lose weight is to have sex with someone you love :^)
HungaryBernd2023-05-23 17:45:56 · 3yNo. 271949reply
Try hate eating.
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