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RussiaBernd2023-09-17 07:18:14 · 3yNo. 288181reply
do you know any poems by heart?
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United StatesBernd2023-09-20 18:54:11 · 3yNo. 288644reply
Baby ones, yeah.
United StatesBernd2023-09-20 20:10:56 · 3yNo. 288647reply
...and perhaps so did you!
 
Ha! THAT's what I should've written!
United StatesBernd2023-09-20 20:41:38 · 3yNo. 288648reply
oh shit I just looked up this poem and found out that there's no standard version
 
The original was
 
It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
When Titan faire his beames did display,
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;
She bath'd with roses red, and violets blue,
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew.
United StatesBernd2023-09-21 00:38:15 · 3yNo. 288659reply
"violets are red, violets are blue, you're my princess, and you're my princess"
t. downie that has a gf and fucked her that night

RussiaBernd2023-09-19 07:27:08 · 3yNo. 288454reply
>robot-maid
a meme or real shit?
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GermanyBernd2023-09-19 12:43:34 · 3yNo. 288478reply
If I would manage to have consistently that little clutter on my floor that one of these things could work effectively would make be completely happy even without actually having the robot.
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 21:48:33 · 3yNo. 288555reply
once saw a cheap room rented by 2 fat tranners. the price was good because it came with maintenance chores, chiefly being "emptying the rhoombas" these whales were so fucking lazy they didn't just invest in multiple automated vacuum cleaners (for a relatively small space), they can't be arsed to dump the thing upsidedown in the garbage and are essentially paying hundreds per month just to pay someone else to do it for them
i dont know how they perform, but given the typical user, i imagine it's pure bait
United StatesBernd2023-09-20 03:02:38 · 3yNo. 288582reply
I love mine. Don't get a shitty one that does a random walk though. I got a roomba that did that and it sent me into an autistic rage. Now I have a roborock that actually maps the room and cleans sensibly, happy.
AzerbaijanBernd2023-09-20 05:40:03 · 3yNo. 288595reply
a real meme shit.

United StatesBernd2023-09-18 18:39:41 · 3yNo. 288398reply
>tfw my psychiatrist asks me about my sexual/romantic life even though I'd never expressed any interest in sex and romance to him
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NetherlandsBernd2023-09-19 21:01:54 · 3yNo. 288548reply
Maybe
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 23:03:58 · 3yNo. 288568reply
took me a long time but it worked out. i feel like i have better results this way
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 23:04:39 · 3yNo. 288569reply
the internet's resources are shit-tier propoganda that will make things worse. if you wanna do things right you gotta do it yourself
FinlandBernd2023-09-20 02:42:44 · 3yNo. 288580reply
the smae info thta you can get from a human therapist you can get from the internet for free

GermanyBernd2023-09-19 20:24:34 · 3yNo. 288539reply
Finally learning Docker today.
 
Can't believe I did not get into this technology until today.
 
To save me from further cringe I will do the tutorial and later tell you how much I love docker.
GermanyBernd2023-09-19 20:28:30 · 3yNo. 288541reply
Kubernetes when?
GermanyBernd2023-09-19 20:40:42 · 3yNo. 288544reply
never pleaaaaaseeeeeeee
GermanyBernd2023-09-19 22:32:45 · 3yNo. 288563reply
Okay I got my app running on my server wwowowowo this is way too cool.

GermanyErnstchanBernd2023-09-13 23:01:21 · 3yNo. 287733reply
>last post August 30, 2023
Its dead?
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Finlandscience went too farBernd2023-09-19 15:44:16 · 3yNo. 288507reply
and like so, imageboarders were made obsolete
GermanyBernd2023-09-19 15:52:25 · 3yNo. 288508reply
It is him!
Very nice. Should be way more arrogant though.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-19 16:09:03 · 3yNo. 288511reply
>>im vegan too
>oh yeah how come you don't talk about it all day like a healthy person would?
PolandBernd2023-09-19 16:35:24 · 3yNo. 288515reply
not really, you still need them to produce data for AI to train on
 
it's almost like that Black Mirror episode YouTube: BxTUM9mKtFY
 
it's uncanny you can basically do the same thing IRL now (well, except for the AI powered android, but give it some time)

United StatesHigh schoolBernd2023-09-18 22:28:03 · 3yNo. 288434reply
>be in high school
>2006
>I already took the California High School Exit Exam and passed
>I get told that I'm missing like 27.5 credits to graduate from high school
>it was more than I originally calculated
>I ask them how it happened
>they tell me that it's because there weren't enough electives for B track or someshit
>I had to go to school at 6:30 AM to take Driver's Ed classes even though I had no interest in driving and then I had to do unpaid work at a courthouse through the Regional Occupational Program from 8:30 AM to 2:30 PM then also take classes at school from 3:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>I want to take the General Educational Development exam
>I get told that the GED exam is too hard
>decide to drop out at 17
>2010
>I decide to take the GED exam just for the fuck of it
>I passed the exam on my first try without studying roughly four years after dropping out of high school
>I earn the high school equivalency certificate
>I get my first real job as a mall cop in 2011
>they never asked me for proof that I finished high school
>they only wanted to see that I had a guard card
>sometime later
>a cousin tells me that there's a difference between the adult high school diploma and high school equivalency certificate and that it looks better on resumes to have both
>2015
>I look into getting my adult high school diploma at Job Corps
>I get told that they only allow students from ages 16 to 24
>I was already too old at 26
>I go to the Abram Friedman Occupational Center to see if I could get my adult high school diploma from there
>I get told that I need to pick up my transcript from my old high school
>I find out at my old high school that Evans Community Adult School has adult high school classes there for ages 16 and above
>even though students get kicked out of the regular high school classes by age 21
>adults ages 21 and above can still attend classes from 1:30 PM to 8:45 PM
>for whatever reason, the adults ages 21 and above get stuffed into the same exact classrooms as those of students ages 16 to 21
>it turns out that the high school equivalency certificate and adult high school diploma really are two different things for whatever reason
>I only need to finish English Expository/Composition, US History 2, and US Government to earn my adult high school diploma
>I decide to take those classes at my old high school for nostalgia's sake
>they hand me a "contract" which is the most important document in adult high school–if I lose it–I lose all progress and they make me take the entire class again
>I manage to finish Expo/Comp and I move on to US History 2
>adult schoolteacher loses my contract and tells me to find it
>I find my contract in the garbage can next to his desk
>he responds with, "oh, there it was! hee hee hee!"
What's the point of high school, again?
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AustraliaBernd2023-09-19 13:22:51 · 3yNo. 288489reply
You did it wrong! You were supposed to graduate high school, go to college, then go to university to get your PhD. And finally die!
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 13:26:07 · 3yNo. 288490reply
Get a PhD in social studies?
AustraliaBernd2023-09-19 13:29:12 · 3yNo. 288491reply
Yes, maybe become a therapist or something.
United StatesBernd2023-09-19 16:32:50 · 3yNo. 288514reply
Like a history therapist?

JapanBernd2023-09-19 13:31:10 · 3yNo. 288492reply
anglo thread

FinlandBernd2023-09-16 03:25:35 · 3yNo. 288001reply
yeah ill with bad cough and cant sleep yeah
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GermanyBernd2023-09-16 17:33:00 · 3yNo. 288080reply
PolandBernd2023-09-16 19:35:06 · 3yNo. 288098reply
you definitely should try again, you probably did it wrong the first time
FinlandBernd2023-09-17 07:05:21 · 3yNo. 288172reply
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RussiaBernd2023-08-12 07:13:54 · 3yNo. 282771reply
im in love with a girl who doesnt even know me
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PolandBernd2023-09-17 20:52:20 · 3yNo. 288286reply
that's not simping, that's being a stalker and traumatizing some poor girl
 
don't be a piece of shit, Bernd
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 00:18:29 · 3yNo. 288312reply
^He is being a white knight on KC but he is speaking facts.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-18 20:35:17 · 3yNo. 288413reply
"oh shit I did that haha god I must have been so drunk"
works every time
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 21:30:11 · 3yNo. 288432reply
Good suggestion, sadly, social acceptability of being drunk has dramatically decreased in Russia due to nationwide alcoholism complex. It actually was a pretty common excuse for shit back in the better times. If he looks for a hip and currently socially acceptable justification to his actions, he should go for the bath salts/methedrone excuse.

SloveniaBernd2023-09-04 08:19:27 · 3yNo. 286347reply
god hates fags
I hate fags
therefore, I'm god
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United StatesBernd2023-09-09 17:04:40 · 3yNo. 287162reply
warm apple pie
FinlandBernd2023-09-11 16:14:19 · 3yNo. 287402reply
>post hoc ergo propter hoc
MexicoBernd2023-09-12 00:28:35 · 3yNo. 287467reply
>pedo
>gringo
>christcuck
Thrice cursed.
So much curse.
Im out of memes for this one.
SloveniaBernd2023-09-18 20:39:10 · 3yNo. 288416reply
nice fantasy, kid
you wish it were true a lot when you cry yourself to sleep?

MoscowBernd2023-09-18 05:02:38 · 3yNo. 288344reply
https://sammlung.dhmd.digital/search?keywords=Lebensmittelkonserve
 
 
I accidentally dug out an empty tin from DDR era.
 
Context: randomly found it in a park in Moscow
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RussiaBernd2023-09-18 08:33:21 · 3yNo. 288364reply
> dug out
>in a park
sussy activity
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 09:21:52 · 3yNo. 288365reply
its a sign that bo should really give ddrball to alle east german ips
RussiaBernd2023-09-18 09:24:28 · 3yNo. 288366reply
my theory: someone used it as an ashtray for all those years
But it conflicts with the presence of the cap so it's a bad theory.
GermanyBernd2023-09-18 09:40:45 · 3yNo. 288367reply
>pork
 
:puke:

RussiaI've been nooticing...Bernd2023-09-15 06:11:39 · 3yNo. 287857reply
And nooticed something interesting.
Look how similar early to mid Etruscan art is to late Roman art!
1, 2 - Etruscan
3,4 - late Roman!
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RussiaBernd2023-09-17 08:18:44 · 3yNo. 288187reply
Marble IMO
MoscowBernd2023-09-18 05:15:29 · 3yNo. 288352reply
Anime tier huge eyes
 
Same clothing style
FinlandBernd2023-09-18 05:33:32 · 3yNo. 288356reply
looks kind of lile marble but there are so many pores and cracks innit
IsraelBernd2023-09-18 07:13:01 · 3yNo. 288361reply
Damn, imagine climbing this steep set of stairs with your point of perspective being intentionally directed at Buddha!
It's like the Palestrina fortune sanctuary...

IsraelBernd2023-09-17 07:07:32 · 3yNo. 288174reply
How do normal people deal with loneliness?
What do they do when there is for example a holiday, everyone else is spending it with family or friends, and they don't have anyone?
What do normal people do when they feel sexually and physically deprived of other humans?
 
Asking for a friend.
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SloveniaBernd2023-09-17 08:56:54 · 3yNo. 288195reply
Normal people don't have the opportunity to experience loneliness.
NetherlandsBernd2023-09-17 09:04:47 · 3yNo. 288198reply
They go out and find new friends or family.
AustraliaBernd2023-09-17 10:25:36 · 3yNo. 288212reply
Well, as someone who doesn’t have anyone, and is living alone. You learn to live with it… but I’m my opinion… I love it that way.
RussiaBernd2023-09-17 10:27:58 · 3yNo. 288213reply
I feed ducks and pigeons with bread at the park nearby. Soon autumn comes in full swing and I will be alone against.

MoscowBernd2023-09-08 16:49:17 · 3yNo. 286985reply
Hello do you enjoy driving?
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GermanyBernd2023-09-16 13:12:16 · 3yNo. 288069reply
Do you play ans american truck simulator in during your free time?
United StatesBernd2023-09-16 13:58:23 · 3yNo. 288070reply
I play NEET simulator which is what I'm doing now. I took a month off to prepare for my move.
MoscowBernd2023-09-16 17:14:19 · 3yNo. 288078reply
Do you own your truck?
United StatesBernd2023-09-16 17:29:40 · 3yNo. 288079reply
No, a truck payment is too much responsibility. An owner-operater can make really good money, but I don't want to have to work full-time if I don't want to. The company provides me with a truck and takes care of all the maintenance and repairs.
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