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AustriaBernd2023-10-04 20:19:29 · 3yNo. 290338reply
What do you think about the band Kino? I love them.
RussiaBernd2023-10-04 20:27:34 · 3yNo. 290339reply
i listen to this when drunk
GermanyBernd2023-10-04 21:42:00 · 3yNo. 290344reply
there are one or two songs where i can sing along with the chorus
MexicoBernd2023-10-04 22:01:00 · 3yNo. 290345reply
I just know this song, but I love it.

AustraliaBernd2023-09-03 05:28:24 · 3yNo. 286171reply
Kc has recently become more intractible. Ukrainians often attack me on proxy. There's a rusball called nfkrz (assuming not a lie by kc) who is schizoid in tblisi.
One rusball is called Ivan who is in usa from moldova.
Another strange one is an ameriball who has police family etc. Guy also is rabidly criminal.
Recently kazakhball talked to it about not hearing through a police helmut.
What are we seeing
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FranceBernd2023-10-03 07:34:47 · 3yNo. 290237reply
Whatever op
BrazilBernd2023-10-03 10:23:24 · 3yNo. 290243reply
United KingdomBernd2023-10-03 10:28:07 · 3yNo. 290245reply
United KingdomBernd2023-10-03 10:30:55 · 3yNo. 290246reply

RussiaBernd2023-10-02 10:43:33 · 3yNo. 290074reply
I work from home and I want to go for a walk sometimes, but I can't just walk around aimlessly. I need some goal. Going to the nearest bodega for another can of beer is not a good goal.
Where to find goals for walking to become a walker?
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GermanyBernd2023-10-02 15:33:34 · 3yNo. 290152reply
If you don't walk aimlessly you're not a real walker, my opinion
GermanyBernd2023-10-02 18:31:06 · 3yNo. 290175reply
Chose a direction and start to walk. Try to walk on roads that you have not walked before as much as possible.
The accomplished walker has walked on every road in a several kilometer radius of his home.
RussiaBernd2023-10-02 18:48:37 · 3yNo. 290179reply
Try to stalk girls like I do
CanadaBernd2023-10-02 19:09:25 · 3yNo. 290184reply
Jeepers creepers.

GermanyBernd2023-09-24 18:53:25 · 3yNo. 289114reply
That feel when no gf.
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MexicoBernd2023-09-27 19:36:38 · 3yNo. 289435reply
I appreciate the bears, bearposter. Thanks for being here. I love bears.
GermanyBernd2023-09-27 20:31:46 · 3yNo. 289441reply
SpainBernd2023-10-02 10:37:46 · 3yNo. 290072reply
do not give up, in a world have a lot of womans
United StatesBernd2023-10-02 11:33:58 · 3yNo. 290133reply
You'll be fine op.


GermanyBLOGPOSTBernd2023-09-29 21:39:29 · 3yNo. 289776reply
Using my information gathering skills, I made out the next weed farm to raid.
Expected yield is at least a few kilos.
Today was the day.
 
he farm is on an island on a river, but that island is rather far away from where I live and I don't have a driving license so I told my brother about it because he's got a car.
 
NOT ONLY DID HE DARE TO BRING A FRIEND (which actually turned out to be good) BUT HE ALSO DROVE LIKE A RETARD, he drifted, went over speed limits, was raging in the car because of people driving slow on the Autobahn.
 
Like, what the fuck. We're about to do something illegal, like, fucking behave!!!!!!!
 
No not only this. Short before the final destination there's a nature reserve area. I told my brother that we should walk but he didn't give a shit and drove right through it towards the river.
 
 
And guess what. 5 minutes later we've been caught by some old hunter dude with a gun and two dogs and he threatened to call the police because we broke several laws by being there with a car.
 
He then wanted to know why we were there. I first didn't want to show him my fishing rod, the excuse I prepared for real emergencies, because my brother actually did not renew his fishing license but then he threatened me to not lie to him so I admitted that I wanted to go fishing.
 
 
Thank god he became friendlier after that and told us that he'd let us go. But if we ever show up again he'd instantly alarm the police. (going on that island is forbidden because there are no paths).
 
 
 
 
 
So yeah, gone are my few K euros that were supposed to make my next semester nice and cozy.
 
But it's okay, my brother has learned a few important lessons.
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United StatesBernd2023-10-01 22:41:54 · 3yNo. 290020reply
you didn't answer his question. you're edgy, but still a pussy deep down
GermanyBernd2023-10-01 23:35:10 · 3yNo. 290023reply
you're actually fronting me for replying bullshit to a bullshit reply wow
 
autism much?
MexicoBernd2023-10-02 07:05:59 · 3yNo. 290041reply
Cayate
United StatesBernd2023-10-02 10:10:05 · 3yNo. 290062reply
Whatever.

United StatesKohlcash SharingBernd2023-09-28 15:02:29 · 3yNo. 289523reply
Sorry to make this shit thread, but I need a way to post on k*hlchan and my laptop is too old to solve kohlcash in less than a literal day, and after a couple of hours Helmuts retard code times out and my solution won't work then.
You might ask why I need to post there, the answer is I have some Germany specific questions and /b/ is more active there. And I only post via tor on honeypot sites, so I can't just post without kohlcash. Anyone wants to share theirs? I promise I won't break rules, and if my laptop manages to solve it today after it didn't work on the last couple of days I will of course share mine too. The good thing about sharing is it makes you less identifiable.
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GermanyBernd2023-09-30 17:07:51 · 3yNo. 289901reply
I've seen ans youtube video were they heat up a stainless steel pan so much that the Leidenfrost effects kicks in and then manage to fry ans egg in there. But I'm not sure if you need a gas stove for that.
 
Maybe you might want to look into cast iron pans. They have better non-stick behavior than stainless steel pans, last forever but you have to but some effort in maintaining them.
 
I just try to use my stainless steel one wherever possible and use my non-stick ones when I need to.
United StatesBernd2023-09-30 17:51:02 · 3yNo. 289906reply
That's probably the best idea, having different pans for different purposes, but my flat has a tiny kitchen only and I can't really cramp in another pan. Also they are annoyingly expensive, so I wish I could avoid get multiple ones. But the perfect choice with long life, low maintenance, good nonstick properties does not exist unfortunately. And I can't decide which of these I am willing to neglect the most.
GermanyBernd2023-09-30 18:34:59 · 3yNo. 289911reply
The best way to store pots/pans is to hang them somewhere. These things are too bulky to store them in a cupboard efficiently.
I bet you have enough space to hang ans additional pan.
MexicoBernd2023-10-02 07:20:35 · 3yNo. 290044reply
>>289523 cayate

AustriaBernd2023-09-28 19:21:25 · 3yNo. 289553reply
Today I was helping out at a meeting for some library project. The attendees were exclusively old women. After the meeting one of them comes up to me and starts "attacking" me and my generation. I hadn't spoken to her before, I did nothing against her, so this was just a rant she felt she needed to say to me. She said that my generation should start caring more about old people, that we care all about empathy and immigrants, but not about old people. She called this behavior "menschenverachtend" (inhuman). She was really hateful, saying things like, rather sooner than later we would get old as well and then we'll see how it is. All in all she was generalizing the whole time and letting off steam. I wonder why people are like that and why she felt the need to tell me such insulting things.
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United StatesBernd2023-09-29 18:56:17 · 3yNo. 289739reply
Let me guess negative cantal tilt and prey eyes
United StatesBernd2023-09-30 18:23:33 · 3yNo. 289909reply
What's that, a new racial theory?
SloveniaBernd2023-09-30 20:17:56 · 3yNo. 289918reply
domesticated cumskins trying to act that their underdeveloped maxilla is somehow a sign of intelligence will never not be funny
United StatesBernd2023-10-02 03:27:16 · 3yNo. 290030reply
me 2nd from left

NorwayBernd2023-10-01 14:31:42 · 3yNo. 289973reply
Why is china doing bad and headed for doom all of a sudden? People kept talking about how china was going to rule the world 5 years ago.
RussiaBernd2023-10-01 14:55:10 · 3yNo. 289977reply
They failed to follow the western path and turned to "le global south" aka the fascist internationale of "based" states, it's never good for the economy.
GermanyBernd2023-10-01 16:16:38 · 3yNo. 289981reply
They don't have enough homosexuals
MexicoBernd2023-10-01 17:38:18 · 3yNo. 289992reply
Same reason Norway is full of retarded niggers like you.

United Statesanti-gay techniquesBernd2023-09-26 01:19:30 · 3yNo. 289277reply
forget nofap
if you want to halt all gay arousal just install grindr and you will lose all interest in anything gay
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PeruBernd2023-09-29 19:18:18 · 3yNo. 289749reply
How can you notice their "hormones"? You go around sniffing people or something?
Okay, but how can you be sure that any of those pairs aren't only friends? In hindsight, that's probably obvious for you but I'm too autistic, sorry.
MexicoBernd2023-09-29 19:40:17 · 3yNo. 289753reply
As anyone who ever had a relationship knows, if you're dating/married to someone you hold hands/kiss/ touch a lot more than with friends. Are you really THAT isolated?
United StatesBernd2023-09-30 01:53:25 · 3yNo. 289807reply
this is an excellent point. Most gays are not easily identifiable as gay. bill burr makes a joke by describing the stereotypical flambouyant, outgoing gay, which is generally the only one that clearly signals publicly. The rest are ordinary, and typically have the same look on their faces. The flambouyant ones, though, are typically depressed and anxious and hide it behind happy faces (get to know one, you'll find out soon)
we have a bunch of bars that are mostly college kids. And then there is just 1 with a mix of locals, gays, old folks, etc
MexicoBernd2023-10-01 17:34:10 · 3yNo. 289988reply

RussiaBernd2023-09-29 12:27:22 · 3yNo. 289684reply
Why is food so expensive and going up
Like I know that russia is doing all it can to destroy its economy but people from le wect argue that the food prices are getting out of hand too
 
If we as humanity are so good at food production, why high prices? Why no free food? Didn't we pro level master agriculture by this point???
 
Explain how food works pls
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United StatesBernd2023-10-01 00:42:02 · 3yNo. 289941reply
I get $291 per month from the government to buy food
 
t. poorfrogs
United StatesBernd2023-10-01 00:51:53 · 3yNo. 289942reply
just for food? that is garch-tier
United StatesBernd2023-10-01 03:35:20 · 3yNo. 289946reply
yeah. food stamps is the easiest welfare to get in america
United StatesBernd2023-10-01 14:06:04 · 3yNo. 289971reply
HUNGRY AF

AustriaBernd2023-09-29 07:23:14 · 3yNo. 289638reply
Today after work I will treat myself to to a Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough ice. Lörs?
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GermanyBernd2023-09-29 16:15:10 · 3yNo. 289706reply
Never seen it in Supermarket.
HungaryBernd2023-09-29 19:09:42 · 3yNo. 289745reply
Yesterday I had some somlói galuska. It's a sponge cake based cake thingy, with vanilla and chocolate sauce, walnut, raisins, rum, and whipped cream. Bernd should try it at least once in his lifetime. Minds will be blown.
RussiaBernd2023-09-29 19:56:38 · 3yNo. 289758reply
It looks like cheap dreck! DRECK!
IsraelBernd2023-09-30 04:32:24 · 3yNo. 289830reply
It's actually bad and shitty. They always create these shitty flavours like banana with chocolate, and there are a bunch of hard pieces inside on pourpose for texture.

MexicoToday I learned thread.Bernd2023-09-29 22:04:50 · 3yNo. 289778reply
Today I learned male cockroaches cum maltose off their back as a mating ritual.
If the female likes the flaver they mate just once and the male deposits enough sperm for the whole life of the female.
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GermanyBernd2023-09-29 22:36:37 · 3yNo. 289788reply
At approximately what temperature are you showering? Are you ok?
United StatesBernd2023-09-29 22:39:05 · 3yNo. 289789reply
I got a few cuts in my hands and feet and probably swallowed a tiny piece of glass.
 
I don't think the water was that hot as I wasn't reeling in pain from the heat and I was only in there for like 5 minutes.
MexicoBernd2023-09-29 22:47:50 · 3yNo. 289791reply
Was it very cold before the hot water?
GermanyBernd2023-09-29 22:51:05 · 3yNo. 289793reply
If you did actually swallow ans shard of glass please pray to Dog. That stuff is dangerous. Please take care Bernd.

United StatesBernd2023-09-29 19:01:27 · 3yNo. 289743reply
When Russia finally falls I'm moving to Magadan and buying all the real estate. Magadan will be an American city. You can not stop me. No one can
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United StatesBernd2023-09-29 21:22:43 · 3yNo. 289773reply
I am the Mayor of Magadan now. This is true. All drugs, prostitution, and cannibalism are now legal.
RussiaBernd2023-09-29 21:27:00 · 3yNo. 289774reply
brb moving to magadan
RussiaBernd2023-09-29 21:27:17 · 3yNo. 289775reply
oh wait nothing changed in magadan
 
brb moving back
GermanyBernd2023-09-29 22:16:29 · 3yNo. 289781reply
Will you use your profits from that investment to buy real estate in China, since it will surely disintegrate any second now?
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