We're all decent human bengs here.

Poland barely posts anymore.

 

We need to lure another crazy schizo onto the board to provide a baseline of posts. Otherwise the board will just get slower and slower.

I made a schizo post last night but I deleted it

Take your meds like a good boy.

Don't take your meds. Turn full schizo and flood the board with posts. There needs to be a minimum amount of activity and controversial posts to lure more posters here.

It doesn't work like that.

It does work exactly like that.

He's not going to suck you off for kissing his ass actually he might

I'm not that interesting. I just sometimes think I'm being gangstalked or that god is sending me messages through the radio in my car

You're obsessed with homosexuality.

I don't know who you are but you clearly haven't met me yet!

that's sweet of you, but I think you're overestimating me and underestimating other Bernds, the majority of them are decent people

 

I'm just busy with my postgrad and work stuff is stressing me out which means I need extra time to decompress

 

what kind of messages?

 

there is no way god is sending you some secret signals through the radio, it's probably the devil since he's more high-tech, god would just use a talking burning bush

If you'd spend more time here, you wouldn't see that's not true.

I suppose that depends on your definition of decent person

 

but assholes are always the most vocal

dude wghat, is it true or not? just say 1 or 0

"Wouldn't" was a typo.

go back to kohlchan once your ban was lifted

that's fine. It's usually a good thing when someone spends less time hanging around the chans although I would prefer If you would spend that time having fun instead.

 

What do you do to decompress? 7zip?

Why would you assume I'm banned there?

 

usually an hour long scorching hot bubble bath while watching a movie or listening to music and then sleeping for 9 hours straight

 

do you have a better way of relaxing?

I take ~1 hour long walks at night while listening to a podcast.

But when I'm stressed out at wörk I am still totally exhausted on thursdays/fridays and need the whole saturday to recover.

Polen Bernd and me will have a free day tomorrow, because of Allerheiligen holiday.

How are you going to spend your holiday?

Most likely reading and indulging in the other arts.

dont worry im here now so there is one decent poster and one sublime poster

sorry but I consider these to be private. I hope you understand

Not acceptable. As the new board schizo you have to tell us about your delusions so we can have a laugh about you.

Meh

Stop the complaining and start with your shenanigans, schizo.

wait actually it looks like I'm gonna be living out of my car soon so it's actually very fitting that I be passed the torch of the resident bg schizo from sk8er van bernd lmao

 

stay tuned

I miss him so goddamn much

Caca

god talks to me through youtube recommendations and he is recently suggesting me a lot of short videos and videos about dogs that need an owner in USA but I don't live there so I don't know why god wants me to watch those videos honestly

what kind of podcasts do you listen to?

 

and how do you just walk around and relax without hurrying? seems impossible to me

 

 

I wanted to sleep in but my mentally ill neighbor decided to start barking through an open window at 6 AM

 

just don't forget to buy a leaf blower

Did you enjoy your free day?

Do you want to enjoy the fancy van life or are you going to lose your home?

 

Currently I listen to a german podcast about old games from the 90's and early 2000's. Before that I listened to HP Lovecraft audiobooks. I love those. I also listen to podcasts were people talk about random stuff a lot during work as a background noise but I usually don't understand what they are talking about as I concentrate on other stuff.

I don't think it is about the speed as I don't walk particularly slow but more about getting into a steady rhythm.

Do you have doubts about your decision to do ans postgrad or do you enjoy it?

eh, not really since I took a couple of days at the end October off and was dreading coming back to work just before my time off I had to make a decision that pissed some people off and was expecting a shitshow upon my return

 

isn't it distracting? I find these https://mynoise.net/noiseMachines.php are good for improving focus (especially ones with thunder/rain, but this whole website is a goldmine of sounds)

 

honestly? I've missed university and it's great to be back using my brain again feels good too

the only thing I don't enjoy is the building since it's all concrete and steel, gives off a strong liminal space vibe, and everything is poorly labeled so it's easy to get lost