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Bernd 2024-04-08 15:55:06 ⋅ 3w No. 304888

Bernds, what was your worst experience traveling?

Bernd 2024-04-08 17:15:42 ⋅ 3w No. 304906

3 hour flight sitting next to a cute girl, holding in a MASSIVE fart the entire time. I was too assburger too ask her to get up so I could go to the toilet, and I'm pretty sure any sudden movement would've opened the floodgates anyway

Bernd 2024-04-08 20:29:24 ⋅ 3w No. 304936

>>304906 Should have asked her nicely. She acts rude - fart and complain "ew, you..."

Bernd 2024-04-08 20:30:12 ⋅ 3w No. 304938

>>304888 Staying in the Ibis budget hotel in Edinburgh

Bernd 2024-04-08 21:47:12 ⋅ 3w No. 304949

I'm travelling to India this weekend. I will report back on the experience.

Bernd 2024-04-09 04:39:46 ⋅ 3w No. 304968

>>304936 tbh I'm not sure I could have squeezed into the aisle without letting it rip. it was absolutely screaming at the gates of my anus

Bernd 2024-04-11 14:08:01 ⋅ 3w No. 305268

30 hour road trip from nyc to denver. wasn’t horrible but definitely boring

Bernd 2024-04-11 14:35:19 ⋅ 3w No. 305271

>>304949 You might die

Bernd 2024-04-11 17:23:26 ⋅ 3w No. 305292

Was invited to a certain international event abroad in the field of arts. Got so drunk that I was kicked out of airport and lost my passport. Had to buy my own tickets. They were not cheap. Most embarrassing event of my life. But I never got pissfuck drunk after that so yeah, every cloud has a silver lining. Life is the process of shameful events turning into funny stories anyhow. Then you die.

Bernd 2024-04-11 21:10:41 ⋅ 3w No. 305317

By Bus with Drunk students from Hannover to Barcelona. Hotel was shit too.

Bernd 2024-04-12 03:07:13 ⋅ 3w No. 305357

>>304888 Back from my trip to Tikal in 2021, when I was passing through security at the Flores airport to return to Guatemala City, a security guy said that I could not take my deodorant with me and that I had to leave it at the airport, even though the security at the Aurora airport did allow me to take my deodorant in the plane to Tikal. I hate the mediocrity and stupidity of the people they hire as security in the airports, they are the ultimate golems.

Bernd 2024-04-12 15:38:45 ⋅ 3w No. 305397

>>305357 Your fault for being too dumb to read the rules

Bernd 2024-04-12 18:49:42 ⋅ 3w No. 305431

>>305397 How would I know if there are NO sign stating: >No deodorants allowed on the plane I know you krauts love rules and being wrangled like cattle, but the aeronautic authorities should enforce the same laws on all airports in the country and that security staff should stop inventing BS excuses to take away any belongings from passengers.

Bernd 2024-04-13 00:18:47 ⋅ 3w No. 305461

>>305431 Have you ever heard of liquid explosives?

Bernd 2024-04-13 03:10:12 ⋅ 3w No. 305469

>>305461 Yes and I am well aware of the reason. But then, is the fault mine for not being informed by the airport staff for not informing me of other items that I cannot bring on the flight? You are a bigger jerk even for germ standards. For other bernds, the volcano in the horizon is volcano Tajumulco, the highest point in all of Central America at 4,220 m above sea level.

Bernd 2024-04-13 06:38:17 ⋅ 3w No. 305479

>>305469 They did inform you

Bernd 2024-04-13 12:06:17 ⋅ 3w No. 305501

my worst experience traveling was last night at dubai airport terminal where I wasn't able to connect to bernd.group due to "tor"

Bernd 2024-04-14 11:27:28 ⋅ 2w No. 305600

>>305501 They filter Tor traffic in Dubai? Or is this some kind of Arab expression which means "banned". Dubai is a shithole. Anyway it's a weird error message.

Bernd 2024-04-14 11:28:56 ⋅ 2w No. 305601

>>305600 no, it is a client side error message which means that bg doesn't let you post using tor

Bernd 2024-04-14 11:30:18 ⋅ 2w No. 305602

>>305601 I know.

Bernd 2024-04-22 22:48:59 ⋅ 1w No. 307690

>>305431 Guatemala must be insane, I’ve never had problems with deodorant in the US.

Bernd 2024-04-23 05:48:59 ⋅ 1w No. 307730

>>305357 Imagine the smell.

Bernd 2024-04-23 08:47:18 ⋅ 1w No. 307737

>>305431 deodorants should be universally banned, imo i'm back from india btw

Bernd 2024-04-23 09:28:51 ⋅ 1w No. 307743

>>307737 Good morning sir

Bernd 2024-04-23 20:29:08 ⋅ 1w No. 307857

>>307737 Do lab tests to make sure you did not pick up something exotic.

Bernd 2024-04-24 00:11:34 ⋅ 1w No. 307890

>>307857 Why worry? I arrived with constipation, though. And food poisoning, thanks to the flyDubai on flight breakfast.

Bernd 2024-04-24 00:20:44 ⋅ 1w No. 307892

>>307737 Why would you go to India? Was it nice there?

Bernd 2024-04-24 00:21:27 ⋅ 1w No. 307893

>>307890 Lol you should have bought a first class ticket. **Keks in Dubai**

Bernd 2024-04-24 06:27:30 ⋅ 1w No. 307919

>>307890 No shitting on the streets for you then. Or anywhere else. Dubai is a shithole. Without shit apparently.

Bernd 2024-04-24 06:29:01 ⋅ 1w No. 307921

>>307919 I asked my friend who traveled to India whether it's true Indians shit in the street and he said it's not.

Bernd 2024-04-24 12:32:21 ⋅ 1w No. 307940

>>307921 They have designated streets. Tourists don't commonly wander into those.

Bernd 2024-04-24 13:22:59 ⋅ 1w No. 307945

>>307892 Business. Yes, it was nice. I like the food a lot. >>307921 I have seen more human excrement on streets in NYC than in India. Pissing in street is common, though.

Bernd 2024-04-24 16:43:04 ⋅ 1w No. 307961

>>307945 >NYC They let you in?

Bernd 2024-04-24 18:01:11 ⋅ 1w No. 307965

>>307961 The trick is not to use the Iranian passport.

Bernd 2024-04-24 22:34:07 ⋅ 1w No. 307993

>>307965 You need to tell me more about that. I am curious.

Bernd 2024-04-25 03:00:12 ⋅ 1w No. 308052

We need more activity, so send your travel pics. Here are mine. I made a trip to Houston a few years ago and went to a shooting range. My friend took us to a gun store to buy ammo and ammo packs were shelved like tuna cans just for the taking. God bless the Sacred United States of America.

Bernd 2024-04-25 07:56:04 ⋅ 1w No. 308064

>>308052 > Pink gun, cyan gun with neon lights How cute is this

Bernd 2024-04-25 15:35:27 ⋅ 1w No. 308078

>>307993 >You need to tell me more about that.

Bernd 2024-04-27 17:32:38 ⋅ 6d No. 308310

>>307993 You don't own several passports? Countries just let Germans in everywhere? Very unwise.

Bernd 2024-04-27 17:52:07 ⋅ 6d No. 308311

>>308310 How can you have multiple passports. You just buy them or what?

Bernd 2024-04-27 17:56:41 ⋅ 6d No. 308312

>>308311 multiple citizenships, maybe?