Bernd
2024-04-08 15:55:06 ⋅ 3w
No. 304888
Bernds, what was your worst experience traveling?
Bernd
2024-04-08 17:15:42 ⋅ 3w
No. 304906
3 hour flight sitting next to a cute girl, holding in a MASSIVE fart the entire time. I was too assburger too ask her to get up so I could go to the toilet, and I'm pretty sure any sudden movement would've opened the floodgates anyway
Bernd
2024-04-08 20:29:24 ⋅ 3w
No. 304936
>>304906
Should have asked her nicely.
She acts rude - fart and complain "ew, you..."
Bernd
2024-04-08 20:30:12 ⋅ 3w
No. 304938
>>304888
Staying in the Ibis budget hotel in Edinburgh
Bernd
2024-04-08 21:47:12 ⋅ 3w
No. 304949
I'm travelling to India this weekend.
I will report back on the experience.
Bernd
2024-04-09 04:39:46 ⋅ 3w
No. 304968
>>304936
tbh I'm not sure I could have squeezed into the aisle without letting it rip. it was absolutely screaming at the gates of my anus
Bernd
2024-04-11 14:08:01 ⋅ 3w
No. 305268
30 hour road trip from nyc to denver. wasn’t horrible but definitely boring
Bernd
2024-04-11 14:35:19 ⋅ 3w
No. 305271
>>304949
You might die
Bernd
2024-04-11 17:23:26 ⋅ 3w
No. 305292
Was invited to a certain international event abroad in the field of arts. Got so drunk that I was kicked out of airport and lost my passport. Had to buy my own tickets. They were not cheap.
Most embarrassing event of my life. But I never got pissfuck drunk after that so yeah, every cloud has a silver lining.
Life is the process of shameful events turning into funny stories anyhow. Then you die.
Bernd
2024-04-11 21:10:41 ⋅ 3w
No. 305317
By Bus with Drunk students from Hannover to Barcelona. Hotel was shit too.
Bernd
2024-04-12 03:07:13 ⋅ 3w
No. 305357
>>304888
Back from my trip to Tikal in 2021, when I was passing through security at the Flores airport to return to Guatemala City, a security guy said that I could not take my deodorant with me and that I had to leave it at the airport, even though the security at the Aurora airport did allow me to take my deodorant in the plane to Tikal. I hate the mediocrity and stupidity of the people they hire as security in the airports, they are the ultimate golems.
Bernd
2024-04-12 15:38:45 ⋅ 3w
No. 305397
>>305357
Your fault for being too dumb to read the rules
Bernd
2024-04-12 18:49:42 ⋅ 3w
No. 305431
>>305397
How would I know if there are NO sign stating:
>No deodorants allowed on the plane
I know you krauts love rules and being wrangled like cattle, but the aeronautic authorities should enforce the same laws on all airports in the country and that security staff should stop inventing BS excuses to take away any belongings from passengers.
Bernd
2024-04-13 00:18:47 ⋅ 3w
No. 305461
>>305431
Have you ever heard of liquid explosives?
Bernd
2024-04-13 03:10:12 ⋅ 3w
No. 305469
>>305461
Yes and I am well aware of the reason. But then, is the fault mine for not being informed by the airport staff for not informing me of other items that I cannot bring on the flight? You are a bigger jerk even for germ standards.
For other bernds, the volcano in the horizon is volcano Tajumulco, the highest point in all of Central America at 4,220 m above sea level.
Bernd
2024-04-13 06:38:17 ⋅ 3w
No. 305479
>>305469
They did inform you
Bernd
2024-04-13 12:06:17 ⋅ 2w
No. 305501
my worst experience traveling was last night at dubai airport terminal where I wasn't able to connect to bernd.group due to "tor"
Bernd
2024-04-14 11:27:28 ⋅ 2w
No. 305600
>>305501
They filter Tor traffic in Dubai? Or is this some kind of Arab expression which means "banned". Dubai is a shithole.
Anyway it's a weird error message.
Bernd
2024-04-14 11:28:56 ⋅ 2w
No. 305601
>>305600
no, it is a client side error message which means that bg doesn't let you post using tor
Bernd
2024-04-14 11:30:18 ⋅ 2w
No. 305602
>>305601
I know.
Bernd
2024-04-22 22:48:59 ⋅ 1w
No. 307690
>>305431
Guatemala must be insane, I’ve never had problems with deodorant in the US.
Bernd
2024-04-23 05:48:59 ⋅ 1w
No. 307730
>>305357
Imagine the smell.
Bernd
2024-04-23 08:47:18 ⋅ 1w
No. 307737
>>305431
deodorants should be universally banned, imo
i'm back from india btw
Bernd
2024-04-23 09:28:51 ⋅ 1w
No. 307743
>>307737
Good morning sir
Bernd
2024-04-23 20:29:08 ⋅ 1w
No. 307857
>>307737
Do lab tests to make sure you did not pick up something exotic.
Bernd
2024-04-24 00:11:34 ⋅ 1w
No. 307890
>>307857
Why worry?
I arrived with constipation, though. And food poisoning, thanks to the flyDubai on flight breakfast.
Bernd
2024-04-24 00:20:44 ⋅ 1w
No. 307892
>>307737
Why would you go to India?
Was it nice there?
Bernd
2024-04-24 00:21:27 ⋅ 1w
No. 307893
>>307890
Lol you should have bought a first class ticket.
**Keks in Dubai**
Bernd
2024-04-24 06:27:30 ⋅ 1w
No. 307919
>>307890
No shitting on the streets for you then. Or anywhere else.
Dubai is a shithole. Without shit apparently.
Bernd
2024-04-24 06:29:01 ⋅ 1w
No. 307921
>>307919
I asked my friend who traveled to India whether it's true Indians shit in the street and he said it's not.
Bernd
2024-04-24 12:32:21 ⋅ 1w
No. 307940
>>307921
They have designated streets. Tourists don't commonly wander into those.
Bernd
2024-04-24 13:22:59 ⋅ 1w
No. 307945
Bernd
2024-04-24 16:43:04 ⋅ 1w
No. 307961
>>307945
>NYC
They let you in?
Bernd
2024-04-24 18:01:11 ⋅ 1w
No. 307965
>>307961
The trick is not to use the Iranian passport.
Bernd
2024-04-24 22:34:07 ⋅ 1w
No. 307993
>>307965
You need to tell me more about that.
I am curious.
Bernd
2024-04-25 03:00:12 ⋅ 1w
No. 308052
We need more activity, so send your travel pics. Here are mine. I made a trip to Houston a few years ago and went to a shooting range. My friend took us to a gun store to buy ammo and ammo packs were shelved like tuna cans just for the taking. God bless the Sacred United States of America.
Bernd
2024-04-25 07:56:04 ⋅ 1w
No. 308064
>>308052
> Pink gun, cyan gun with neon lights
How cute is this
Bernd
2024-04-25 15:35:27 ⋅ 1w
No. 308078
>>307993
>You need to tell me more about that.
Bernd
2024-04-27 17:32:38 ⋅ 6d
No. 308310
>>307993
You don't own several passports? Countries just let Germans in everywhere? Very unwise.
Bernd
2024-04-27 17:52:07 ⋅ 6d
No. 308311
>>308310
How can you have multiple passports.
You just buy them or what?
Bernd
2024-04-27 17:56:41 ⋅ 6d
No. 308312
>>308311
multiple citizenships, maybe?