Should have asked her nicely.

 

She acts rude - fart and complain "ew, you..."

Staying in the Ibis budget hotel in Edinburgh

I'm travelling to India this weekend.

I will report back on the experience.

tbh I'm not sure I could have squeezed into the aisle without letting it rip. it was absolutely screaming at the gates of my anus

30 hour road trip from nyc to denver. wasn’t horrible but definitely boring

You might die

Was invited to a certain international event abroad in the field of arts. Got so drunk that I was kicked out of airport and lost my passport. Had to buy my own tickets. They were not cheap.

Most embarrassing event of my life. But I never got pissfuck drunk after that so yeah, every cloud has a silver lining.

Life is the process of shameful events turning into funny stories anyhow. Then you die.

By Bus with Drunk students from Hannover to Barcelona. Hotel was shit too.

Back from my trip to Tikal in 2021, when I was passing through security at the Flores airport to return to Guatemala City, a security guy said that I could not take my deodorant with me and that I had to leave it at the airport, even though the security at the Aurora airport did allow me to take my deodorant in the plane to Tikal. I hate the mediocrity and stupidity of the people they hire as security in the airports, they are the ultimate golems.

Your fault for being too dumb to read the rules

How would I know if there are NO sign stating:

I know you krauts love rules and being wrangled like cattle, but the aeronautic authorities should enforce the same laws on all airports in the country and that security staff should stop inventing BS excuses to take away any belongings from passengers.

Have you ever heard of liquid explosives?

Yes and I am well aware of the reason. But then, is the fault mine for not being informed by the airport staff for not informing me of other items that I cannot bring on the flight? You are a bigger jerk even for germ standards.

 

For other bernds, the volcano in the horizon is volcano Tajumulco, the highest point in all of Central America at 4,220 m above sea level.

They did inform you

my worst experience traveling was last night at dubai airport terminal where I wasn't able to connect to bernd.group due to "tor"

They filter Tor traffic in Dubai? Or is this some kind of Arab expression which means "banned". Dubai is a shithole.

Anyway it's a weird error message.

no, it is a client side error message which means that bg doesn't let you post using tor

I know.

Guatemala must be insane, I’ve never had problems with deodorant in the US.

Imagine the smell.

deodorants should be universally banned, imo

 

i'm back from india btw

Good morning sir

Do lab tests to make sure you did not pick up something exotic.

Why worry?

I arrived with constipation, though. And food poisoning, thanks to the flyDubai on flight breakfast.

Why would you go to India?

Was it nice there?

Lol you should have bought a first class ticket.

 

No shitting on the streets for you then. Or anywhere else.

Dubai is a shithole. Without shit apparently.

I asked my friend who traveled to India whether it's true Indians shit in the street and he said it's not.

They have designated streets. Tourists don't commonly wander into those.

Business.

Yes, it was nice. I like the food a lot.

 

I have seen more human excrement on streets in NYC than in India.

Pissing in street is common, though.

They let you in?

The trick is not to use the Iranian passport.

You need to tell me more about that.

I am curious.

We need more activity, so send your travel pics. Here are mine. I made a trip to Houston a few years ago and went to a shooting range. My friend took us to a gun store to buy ammo and ammo packs were shelved like tuna cans just for the taking. God bless the Sacred United States of America.

How cute is this

You don't own several passports? Countries just let Germans in everywhere? Very unwise.

How can you have multiple passports.

You just buy them or what?

multiple citizenships, maybe?