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IndiaBernd2024-03-29 15:18:10 · 2yNo. 303943reply
https://bharatchan.com/
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GermanyBernd2024-03-29 18:50:59 · 2yNo. 303951reply
IranBernd2024-03-29 19:02:24 · 2yNo. 303952reply
>3rd
that green cow poo like substance is ganja paste fyi
GermanyBernd2024-03-29 20:04:26 · 2yNo. 303954reply
Or it is just green cow poo. You never know with pajeets.
HungaryBernd2024-03-29 21:16:54 · 2yNo. 303956reply
One of these days I'm gonna tell the tale of Joshi Bharat to Bernd.


United StatesBernd2024-03-18 06:07:01 · 2yNo. 303184reply
I don't understand this image. Why is the zionist afraid of the watermelon?
 
explain pls
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GermanyBernd2024-03-18 19:42:08 · 2yNo. 303232reply
chaotic good
MexicoBernd2024-03-22 04:38:33 · 2yNo. 303500reply
GuatemalaBernd2024-03-22 07:20:41 · 2yNo. 303501reply
BulgariaBernd2024-03-27 01:44:33 · 2yNo. 303755reply
Zionists - chaotic good.
Kahanists - chaotic evil.
Palis - retarded evil.

FranceDo you have visceral fat?Bernd2024-03-24 14:54:22 · 2yNo. 303631reply
Me: yes
RussiaBernd2024-03-26 16:22:34 · 2yNo. 303737reply
OMAD diet.

GuatemalaKidnapping is the worst thingBernd2024-03-25 19:45:23 · 2yNo. 303692reply
My aunt just told my family not to go to the Mexican border, because there are a lot of narcos who kidnap guatemalans, steal their cars and even kidnap their daughters and women. She told us of a man who took her wife and three daughters to Mexico and when they were dining in a restaurant, two armed men told him to give one of her daughters as their boss had took a like on her. They kidnapped her and never saw her again. Please avoid coming to Mexico or Latin America in general, I do not feel safe anymore and it seems its going to get worse.
FinlandBernd2024-03-25 19:49:14 · 2yNo. 303693reply
It's so grim that the world is like this
 
We need a world wide eugenics program to weed out all criminal elements from the our gene pool
NetherlandsBernd2024-03-25 21:26:49 · 2yNo. 303698reply
Wait, is Guatemala safer than Mexico?
PeruBernd2024-03-25 21:49:42 · 2yNo. 303699reply
>We need a world wide eugenics program to weed out all criminal elements from the our gene pool
Its actually more a cultural than a genetic problem, the thing is that the shitty reggaeton and latin trap "music" (murican creative industry courtesy) targets the poor and middle class hispanic-american youth population to brainwash them with their lyrics where they glorify narcos and acting like caribbean niggers (dressing like them, smoking, commiting crimes and consuming drugs), this to keep the population in poverty and ignorance, thats why we need to get rid of liberals and fight this with the the state power, obviously a simple law banning the letrino music, alcohol and cigarretes wont stop people from consuming this completely, so we also have to reinvindicate cultural values
GuatemalaBernd2024-03-25 21:51:10 · 2yNo. 303700reply
For Guatemalans, yes. But the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación (the largest cartel as for now) is entering Guate and spreading their influence and fighting with local cartels. The towns with Mayan-majority people are generally safe.
 
I wanted to go to a vacation in Tuxtla but since my aunt just told me those stories, I have chose not to go, as I can avoid getting kidnapped by not going there. The mexican president must have links with narcos and our president is a useless piece of shit.
 
Guess my only options are El Salvador or the US.

FranceI lost my jobBernd2024-03-23 09:49:45 · 2yNo. 303564reply
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FranceBernd2024-03-24 18:45:04 · 2yNo. 303652reply
Actually, remember my thread about not wanting a niggress in my team for a group project in uni?
My other group members told me not to be so mean to her so we took her in.
 
Turns out she does NOTHING, cares/tries not at all, and if she does something, it's useless/wrong. Now the other members are mad at her too. Lmfao those kiddos learned a lesson.
 
 
A few days ago I called her and said I'll have her kicked out of the group if she continues to not give a fuck about the project because I won't let her have ECTS for free.
I think she first cried but I offered her that for 300 Euros she can continue doing nothing and I'll just continue doing her work.
 
She accepted.
 
r8
GermanyBernd2024-03-24 19:06:58 · 2yNo. 303653reply
>Could you sleep well at night, knowing that you fucked over several people for a few bucks?
I doubt that you are doing anything good if you provide weed for guys that smoke away 100€ worth of weed every month. But everyone should be allowed to ruin his own life.
>r8
I'm impressed by your pricing. Less cheeky individuals would have been content with way less than that. Have you already received the money? If you don't get everything right away I doubt that you'll see anything.
PolandBernd2024-03-24 20:58:48 · 2yNo. 303660reply
> I offered her that for 300 Euros she can continue doing nothing and I'll just continue doing her work
interesting, how many hours will this project take to complete and are you sharing the money with other group members? I'm curious about the hourly rate
 
my last year of uni I had a group project with three other people; two of the guys didn't contribute at all and as a result they failed the class and weren't able to graduate that year
 
it was kind of satisfying because in the past they'd always somehow managed to find a chump who'd do the work for them
GermanyBernd2024-03-24 23:10:20 · 2yNo. 303664reply
>100€ a month
Oh if only you knew...
 
Also yeah I got the money. I have entrusted Kanacken with thousands in cash but I wouldn't trust her to pay me after this is over.
She is a Swiss citizen btw, I think I would have asked a German for about 200.
 
WELL... You are supposed to work 30h for 1 ECTS and this project gives 6 ECTS. But who really does that much anyway?
 
I think in total I will have spent ~20h for this project, I wrote all the code and the other two do all the blabla writing.
 
I would have loved to do less but since nobody can do what I did that was no option.
 
I think she got a really good deal.

United StatesBernd2024-03-23 05:28:03 · 2yNo. 303555reply
There's a women's prison near where I live. Should I try to get an inmate gf?
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GermanyBernd2024-03-23 22:10:19 · 2yNo. 303600reply
Can't he just change his gender and commit a crime that gets him a few months in there?
 
 
 
But yeah, getting a prison gf sounds like a terrible idea.
United StatesBernd2024-03-24 00:27:37 · 2yNo. 303603reply
well i cant seem to find one the normal way, perhaps it is time to consider unconventional methods
United StatesBernd2024-03-24 06:16:13 · 2yNo. 303608reply
ok nvm, after a quick google search of inmates there, I have decided this is not a ideal gf source
FranceBernd2024-03-24 13:46:58 · 2yNo. 303627reply
The one on the left got some nice piggy tail Fickzügel. Smash.

FranceWill Bernd learn how to shuffle with me?Bernd2024-03-24 13:45:52 · 2yNo. 303626reply
 
 
Dancing must be the most fun cardio ever.
And once you got it down, your moves will attract the females!
 
So, what is Bernd waiting for?

United StatesBernd2024-03-22 14:53:26 · 2yNo. 303512reply
If I go to Poland how to avoid the... anal predators?
TurkeyBernd2024-03-22 20:57:18 · 2yNo. 303528reply
you cant
PolandBernd2024-03-22 21:48:42 · 2yNo. 303534reply
keep your distance from catholic priests
GermanyBernd2024-03-22 23:28:46 · 2yNo. 303550reply
just bee yourself
GermanyBernd2024-03-23 07:06:51 · 2yNo. 303557reply
The only thing predators fear are more dangerous predators.

RussiaBernd2024-03-22 02:06:26 · 2yNo. 303483reply
Is it possible to extract the fart gas by inserting a syringe (without the needle ofc) into rectum and sucking it in?
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GermanyBernd2024-03-22 18:51:28 · 2yNo. 303523reply
>https://www.instructables.com/Fart-Harvesting-101/
you need to fart underwater and catch the bubbles in a jar m8.
RussiaBernd2024-03-22 19:51:28 · 2yNo. 303524reply
wouldn't it all escape the second I turn the jar upside down to screw the lid in
IranBernd2024-03-22 20:01:30 · 2yNo. 303525reply
you can screw the lid in upside down from underwater already
PolandBernd2024-03-22 20:04:55 · 2yNo. 303526reply
once again, Iran supplying Russia with game changing technology

GermanyBernd2024-03-21 06:52:53 · 2yNo. 303369reply
Two weeks I bought shoes online, but they didn't fit, I still wore them for a week or so and even removed the label.
Then a few days ago I just wiped down the shoes with a wet piece of cloth and knotted the label to the shoes and sent them back. Today I got an email saying the return was successful and I get the money back, although on their site they write the products must be unused and with label to return them.
Did I do something immoral?
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FinlandBernd2024-03-21 20:41:02 · 2yNo. 303457reply
Climate rapist
PolandBernd2024-03-21 20:48:40 · 2yNo. 303459reply
is it okay to cheat as long as no one notices?
KazakhstanBernd2024-03-21 22:28:05 · 2yNo. 303477reply
The damage is minimal tho
GermanyBernd2024-03-22 09:18:10 · 2yNo. 303502reply
Are you the Kwisatz Haderach?

GermanyBernd2024-03-21 11:26:39 · 2yNo. 303391reply
What do you eat for lunch, if you're working at home? Officially I have 30min lunch break, which is too little to cook AND eat. So most of the time I will cook noodles, eat them with pesto or whatever and use the 30mins to eat it.
Do you know any other quick and easy dishes one could do for lunch?
GermanyBernd2024-03-21 16:08:48 · 2yNo. 303417reply
Currently I just drive to work to eat there because they provide excellent food and then I just go home against.
 
During coroners my go to meal was to just rub a chicken with chicken spice and then put it into the oven along with potato wedges for 45 minutes. Putting something into the oven takes almost no time and you can work while it cooks.
Then for the next few days just reheat the leftovers in the oven.
 
Another dish is to cook half a cup of rice in one cup of water. Just wait until the water boils then turn of the stove and leave the rice until all the water is absorbed. Afterwards throw frozen vegetables and some meat into the pot and heat it up then eat with hot sauce.
NetherlandsBernd2024-03-21 20:46:21 · 2yNo. 303458reply
My common lunch is the dinner leftovers...
If there's no leftovers I usually get a taco from a place next to me.
PolandBernd2024-03-21 20:50:50 · 2yNo. 303460reply
you could make a stew, it's not quick but it basically makes itself if you prepare ingredients beforehand

RussiaBernd2024-03-21 18:38:23 · 2yNo. 303450reply
Bernd, do not forget to add cocoa to your coffee. Cocoa is good for your brain and is packed with antioxidants to keep you young and beautiful. Jeanne Calment ate a kilogram of chocolate per week for a reason! Plus it tastes good.
 
That's all I wanted to say today.
FinlandBernd2024-03-21 19:07:18 · 2yNo. 303451reply
What an aesthetic shade of green
FinlandBernd2024-03-21 19:36:28 · 2yNo. 303452reply
or is this actually turqoise
United StatesBernd2024-03-21 19:59:33 · 2yNo. 303454reply
Turquoise

GermanyBernd2024-03-20 19:29:04 · 2yNo. 303334reply
I dislike my neighbor. She's an obnoxious boomer lady who spreads lies and gossips. Until now I've been nice to her, but secretly I avoid her, I always look out of the window before I leave my flat, so I don't run into her.
Is there anything I can do against such neighbors (nothing illegal please)? Do you have tips how I can avoid talking to her when we accidentally meet outside?
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QuebecBernd2024-03-21 16:50:04 · 2yNo. 303431reply
Ghost her.
SwedenBernd2024-03-21 16:53:14 · 2yNo. 303432reply
Just smile and beon your way
BelgiumBernd2024-03-21 17:10:20 · 2yNo. 303438reply
Just tolerate her op
AustriaBernd2024-03-21 17:14:33 · 2yNo. 303440reply
Do whatever you want op
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