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United StatesThe index page does not workBernd2020-09-01 21:18:25 · 6yNo. 100585reply
Time to move here.
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United StatesBernd2020-09-02 20:16:32 · 6yNo. 100693reply
OK, this warning is actually better than letting the site be used.
 
I want palemoon support!
RussiaBernd2020-09-02 21:10:02 · 6yNo. 100706reply
Pale moon policy openly refuses to implement what is already in all browsers, it's kinda like IE on that term. Maybe later it will be supported on low-js/no-js version. But its in the future.
You can install chrome and add bernd.group as a desktop app tho.
 
fixed
GermanyBernd2020-09-02 21:13:49 · 6yNo. 100708reply
Which browsers does bg work best on? I’ve always used Firefox, but maybe it is becoming irrelevant in an age of chrome? I don’t want to be like those pale moon autists.
RussiaBernd2020-09-02 21:16:36 · 6yNo. 100709reply
i develop on chrome so it gets all bugs fixed in chrome right away, other browsers from this list should work too >>100693
but some need fixes here and there i.e. this bug with firefox front page i couldnt figure out until i got it tested carefully.

RussiaBernd2020-08-26 19:34:28 · 6yNo. 100045reply
Today I am throwing my old sneakers away. They are like old friends to me, especially the pair on the left. This thread is in their memory.
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United StatesBernd2020-08-29 09:31:38 · 6yNo. 100284reply
I have a hard time parting ways with old clothes of mine. I feel like I have no fashion taste whatsoever.
MoscowBernd2020-08-29 12:06:03 · 6yNo. 100286reply
A worn-out item is an item with history, I try to wear things that can develope a face of their own while serving for years. That's why I mostly thrift for stuff made in white countries instead of buying chinese crap that lasts a season and then dies an ugly death.
The only downside is while it's easy to build a wardrobe full of high quality things with history for pennies, thrifting for boots is kinda yucky and I couldn't ever find outstanding stuff, and getting a resoleable qualuty boot is a matter of 500 bucks which is a bit of a problem for an ordinary Russian :^DDD Made in USA/Europe sneakers are also egspensive as hell but at least somewhat affordable if I save up for like 2 months, picrel a made in Germany sneaker, you can smell the qualuti but that's 350 bucks.
United StatesBernd2020-08-29 13:33:20 · 6yNo. 100300reply
feel very similar tbh
brand new shoes look so stupid imo
i like a little character on em
RussiaBernd2020-09-02 21:03:03 · 6yNo. 100703reply
bump in memory of my скороходы

FinlandBernd.group official nighttime threadBernd2020-08-25 20:57:27 · 6yNo. 99953reply
What are you up to this night, Bernd?
 
What's in store for tomorrow?
 
AP on homo and needs to take the family kot to the vet for ear infection in the morning. Poor old thing, it must hurt like hell.
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RussiaBernd2020-09-02 20:17:08 · 6yNo. 100694reply
Honsetly the coffe one doesnt look much like a product of a man who gets shit done
Which is the sad reality of coffee
FinlandBernd2020-09-02 20:30:31 · 6yNo. 100699reply
There's been studies that show caffeine doesn't actually improve short-term memory or creativity, but it sure does help with sleepiness.
RussiaBernd2020-09-02 20:53:33 · 6yNo. 100701reply
Maybe it doesn't work with the certain chemicals of organism that do stimulate those things, but the overall coffee mood sure helps with creativity.
 
Though it also boosts the ADHD which is the only American abbreviation disease that is real.
RussiaBernd2020-09-02 20:53:54 · 6yNo. 100702reply
That's why I'm talking to you right now instead of GETTING THINGS DONE BIG TIME THINKING BIG MAKING BIG

RussiaNew DomainBernd2020-08-29 20:26:11 · 6yNo. 100342reply
Here is the list of all available krautchan domains:
https://instantdomainsearch.com/domain/extensions/#search=krautchan
Should we get one? Which?
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RussiaBernd2020-09-02 19:33:31 · 6yNo. 100683reply
so i think everyone likes krautchan.rip should we go for it?
FinlandBernd2020-09-02 19:34:15 · 6yNo. 100684reply
RussiaBernd2020-09-02 20:08:27 · 6yNo. 100691reply
GermanyBernd2020-09-02 20:21:45 · 6yNo. 100696reply

BrazilWeb SocketsBernd2020-09-02 18:26:00 · 6yNo. 100673reply
I was speaking to the creator of Lynxchan today. He said he won't add web sockets to Lynxchan because it's too much overhead and that ajax long polling consumes less resources.
 
What do you think about this? I would like to know the creator's thoughts, since this site does use web sockets.
BrazilBernd2020-09-02 19:05:36 · 6yNo. 100677reply
bump. I really want to know the admin's input on this serious matter.
RussiaBernd2020-09-02 19:32:18 · 6yNo. 100682reply
Its literally around 1000 lines of code if you count backend. Polling is more resource heavy cause it invokes database queries and its not instant. Generally polling is a thing of the past.

New ZealandBernd2020-09-02 17:19:50 · 6yNo. 100664reply
I had an exciting day. Forgive my greentext, I'm tired as fuck.
>a pair of sweatpants and a runner's jumper got stolen while drying on a rack
>practiced guitar
>hardcore diarrhea after five cups of coffee
>went to a soup kitchen, saw my friends
>busked downtown on my harmonica with my buddies
>meth head kept annoying me
>didn't partake in any joints I helped roll for the homeless
>drunken maori tries to aggressively pull my friend's guitar out of my hands without using any manners
>pulls my friend to a pub
>play guitar with another friend for a few hours
>methhead starts annoying me
>talk to him
>14 year olds appear out of nowhere
>first day homeless
>buy them some food
>take them back to my hostel
>find some free kebab on my walk back to the hostel
>a kind maori woman drives them home
>pub friend appears and we go back into town to find some dead drunk dude
>lift him off the group and place him on a bench
A wild life. Still no gf
FinlandBernd2020-09-02 18:26:04 · 6yNo. 100674reply
Why would you need gf? Your life seems enough troublesome as it is?

GermanyBernd2020-08-28 20:05:12 · 6yNo. 100238reply
>Poland is not allowing the new German ambassador to enter Poland.
 
Why are they like this?
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GermanyBernd2020-09-01 16:52:56 · 6yNo. 100513reply
This. They show muscles for their conservative older voters. I dont think any young pole cares much about the father of this german ambassador
GermanyBernd2020-09-01 20:08:43 · 6yNo. 100571reply
My father has business partners who have a big farm in Poland. They say they don't know any Poles who are anti-German or anti-EU. I guess it's old Polish boomers sitting at home who vote PiS and because of them retarded stuff like this is done, while young Poles have to suffer.
PolandBernd2020-09-01 20:50:03 · 6yNo. 100580reply
Why not?
>Stauffenberg plot and tried to kill Hitler.
Stauffenberg people wanted to kill Hitler but were still german imperialis junkers who considered Poland their clay.
GermanyBernd2020-09-02 14:56:57 · 6yNo. 100650reply
Of course! Because only 20 years earlier it was their clay and had been for hundreds of years.

NetherlandsBernd2020-09-02 12:02:18 · 6yNo. 100624reply
who’s posting from the arctic ocean?
GermanyBernd2020-09-02 14:27:33 · 6yNo. 100647reply
a massive faggot

United StatesBernd2020-09-02 09:53:42 · 6yNo. 100609reply
tbh I post on www.kohlchan.net
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PolandBernd2020-09-02 09:56:49 · 6yNo. 100612reply
Why would you do that? Are you pedo?
RussiaBernd2020-09-02 10:05:55 · 6yNo. 100617reply
Good choice bo
GermanyBernd2020-09-02 11:25:34 · 6yNo. 100618reply
I hate the pedophilia of KC. Why don't the pedophiles stay on their CP sites, but infest IB's?
RussiaBernd2020-09-02 11:52:46 · 6yNo. 100623reply
its seems everyone likes it

PolandComics BredaBernd2020-09-01 10:35:49 · 6yNo. 100485reply
Post non-american quality comics.
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RussiaBernd2020-09-01 19:55:24 · 6yNo. 100558reply
yeah i though of trying to approach them like an art book, but you need to be really picky to find gems.
PolandBernd2020-09-01 19:58:40 · 6yNo. 100561reply
You can enjoy them as stories, Blueberry is nice.
But sadly its better to own them physically, reading on the screen is nuissance for me personally. I had luck to have a BD maniac fren who had all comics by Moebius.
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 20:05:10 · 6yNo. 100565reply
yep reading on screen doesnt feel the same.
AustriaBernd2020-09-01 23:58:32 · 6yNo. 100606reply
> non-american quality comics
I don't know any quality comics and I don't know any non american comics at all. I don't like them in general and read rarely. I think the last one was that gore porn comics called crossed. But it was such garbage.
The other was some Russian comics called Horde. It was also pretty boring.

United StatesBernd2020-09-01 17:26:49 · 6yNo. 100516reply
I want Kohlchan to die so bad and for bernd to move here. So sick of the nazi pedophile faggot mods and their enablers.
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PolandBernd2020-09-01 23:14:54 · 6yNo. 100597reply
Fuck the haterz!
PolandBernd2020-09-01 23:16:54 · 6yNo. 100598reply
U mad?
AustriaBernd2020-09-01 23:17:55 · 6yNo. 100600reply
In my opinion, this board shouldn't be hostile to pedochan at least openly. Bernd should be able to promote this board there. If you want to organize ways to destroy that board, please do it more discreate. And I also support this board welcoming new bernds and no trying to be hostile. From my point of view we need to get more quantity now and moderation will take care about quality afterwards.
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 23:19:07 · 6yNo. 100601reply
agreed

MoscowBernd2020-09-01 19:53:09 · 6yNo. 100555reply
Why even the most realistic 3D renders of human faces can't fool a human' eye?
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 19:54:34 · 6yNo. 100556reply
they're too ideal, they need some kind of AI post processor imo.
MoscowBernd2020-09-01 20:58:56 · 6yNo. 100582reply
What about the bum? The clothing is almost indistinguishable from reality, but the face gives it all away.
PolandBernd2020-09-01 21:00:47 · 6yNo. 100584reply
In his case its mostly too glossy light, too many studio photos were used in training.
 
It's just details at this point, the only reason woman isn't fooling anyone is the shitty hair rendering, face alone works pretty well.

GermanyBernd2020-09-01 14:17:15 · 6yNo. 100491reply
In German, the glans penis is called acorn, in Icelandic it is called king.
 
What are your onions about these names and what is it called in your language?
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RussiaBernd2020-09-01 20:08:43 · 6yNo. 100572reply
Where the hell are you from :DDDDD
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 20:11:26 · 6yNo. 100574reply
pronunciation
 
originally ans kubanoid, but i lived all across russia.
maybe calling it that is our company local meme, but i always been calling it like that.
GermanyBernd2020-09-01 20:13:59 · 6yNo. 100576reply
I want that mexican grille to touch my shliapa :3
RussiaBernd2020-09-01 20:16:53 · 6yNo. 100577reply

GermanyBernd2020-08-31 01:42:20 · 6yNo. 100405reply
Earlier today I couldn’t post. Does it work now?
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GermanyBernd2020-09-01 14:05:03 · 6yNo. 100487reply
Interesting. I tried once and it didn't work. I got pic rel error message.
Then I went to start page, pressed the three buttons and selected new account. Now it wörks.
GermanyBernd2020-09-01 14:05:54 · 6yNo. 100488reply
Main page still looks different, though.
DeveloperBernd2020-09-01 18:27:02 · 6yNo. 100540reply
hmm this is weird seems like half requests are blocked or dont work.
i need too implement more logging to solve this.
GermanyBernd2020-09-01 20:05:18 · 6yNo. 100566reply
No worries, the problems are still here but at least now I can post without switching my browser :3
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