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The average person farts 10-20 times a day. I almost never fart. Maybe once a day although many days I don't fart at all, unless I do it in my sleep. How weird is that?
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+++ Deutsche Humorwarning +++ EILMELDUNG +++ Deutschbernd reißtBernd2021-04-29 00:13:08 · 5yNo. 113918
I heard frequent TOR users fart a lot.
Get it? xDxD
Hint: pic 4
There is a strange continuity error in this banner: Apustaja is naked while he is writing on the chalkboard but when he is done and turns to face the classroom he is wearing a shirt
I cannot get over this no matter what
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I got a ride home from a kiwi single mother who's a coworker of mine. During the ride, she exclaimed her car's registration is going to cost her $69, so I jumped to another topic before she could realise her Freudian slip and as she dropped me off, she yelled "see you tonight, well later today. That sounded sorta bad."
Oh d-g
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I can't stand the websites I used to frequent anymore.
Reddit:
>Soy discussion about the most retarded topics. Nothing fun, get banned for the most milquetoast takes.
4chan:
>Everyone is a retarded zoomer and an insane Nazi at the same time. The fitness board is full of retarded stuff like worrying the covid vaccine will give you a prion disease, you have to eat at least 500 grams of protein a day, etc. No real advice about lifting. Just spouting 10 year old memes and insulting everyone who doesn't. Right wing extremist topics are shoehorned into everything. The fashion board is basically just "how do I dress like a fascist/heroin addict/terrorist" and the outdoors board is 50% about saying how much you hate niggers.
Kohlchan
>After having a nice serious discussion in one thread I go to the catalog and some Argentinian asks about where to find baby porn. A day later this thread is still up. I can't take this anymore.
Krautchan.rip
>1-3 posts a day, 70% by the annoying schizo of the day.
Should I just quit the internet?
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How the seizure of Europe's largest heroin shipment created bloody fallout throughout the world—and sparked still-raging political corruption scandals in Turkey, Greece, and the Middle East
https://newrepublic.com/article/159252/noor-one-vampire-ship-heroin-turkey-greece-corruption-scandal
Breakthrough Journalism Award | Pulitzer Center
the ufc? i defeated them in less than 2 min
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I'm in the midst of buying a guitar except I'm confronted with a crossroads of banking charges. Either I opt with paypal, and paying $60 extra or go with an unknown charge from my bank.
Such a gamble but I think my bank will be cheaper and offer me a better conversion ratio than paypal.
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And then the company notified me they're out of stock of the guitar until the 29th, and charging me 120 euros instead of 60 euros because of the parcel's dimensions.
Not much of an issue even if the price just shot up a hundred dollars nzd but since I might be working illegally next week, due to immigration stalling on my visa extension, I'm not sure if I should keep my job and get taxed 50% or just flee elsewhere for a good vacation in a commune.
Such cases.
Pimp my ride! I pimp my Scooterino. At first i removed the old foil, then i glued a crack on the right panel also a cracked off piece on the front , this will hold for ever. Tomorrow i will try wrapping with the new foil. Please subscribe.
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Now that the dust has settled, how do we destroy the EU faster? This shithole is like soviet union in the 80s for way too long...time for us to finally have our Putinlike overloads and get on with our lives...
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Whoa. Really whoa. And as if the whole world isnt trading with each other like never before...
But in any case...Here have some more of this useless elite construction that noone takes seriously except you. Not that this is anything serious tbh, but really shows you how this wannabe empire always barks, never bites and of course is useless in everything.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/07/ursula-von-der-leyen-snubbed-in-chair-gaffe-at-eu-erdogan-talks
I'm not saying there isn't something seriously wrong with the EU and VdL and that Michel guy are huge retards and should resign.
However, the EU has benefits to Europeans. But it is mostly boring stuff like a few percentages trading efficiency here, harmonized market leading to a few euros higher average wage there and so on.
But my vision for the future is a stronger and better EU that has Europe becoming a superpower like the USSR or America instead of us going back to tiny nation states and being ruled by Americans, Russians or Chinese.
BBC
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>even KC
Well, you're talking about a place where the mere thought of interracial sexual relations sends 99% of posters into a racist incel rage and mods unironically think you are a Jewish operative attempting to brainwash them. On here, where most people aren't crazy, it's just seen as a lazy shitpost, I guess.
