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New ZealandBernd2021-05-09 13:54:00 · 5yNo. 114282reply
At work I was thinking how much I need a mommy gf to cuddle, and suffocate in her breasts. After the lulling day dream, I pondered which country would be better to find a voluptuous mommy gf to go on trips with and generally be at ease from the sufferings of life. So I rounded it down to the Ukraine and Georgia, unless someone can interject and provide some better information on the procurement of a mommy gf.
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New ZealandBernd2021-05-11 11:01:13 · 5yNo. 114344reply
But won't their brothers kill me?
United StatesBernd2021-05-11 11:40:20 · 5yNo. 114345reply
Not Georgians
SloveniaBernd2021-05-11 12:36:09 · 5yNo. 114347reply
no risk no gain
you just need to convince them your family is crazier than them, simple as
New ZealandBernd2021-05-11 13:46:27 · 5yNo. 114356reply
If only I had a crazy family worth vouching for.

United StatesBernd2021-05-10 15:39:35 · 5yNo. 114321reply
I have the shitpost of the month, underrated post of the month AND the serious discussion of the month
 
Get on my lvl
GermanyBernd2021-05-10 15:43:03 · 5yNo. 114322reply
United StatesBernd2021-05-10 17:31:14 · 5yNo. 114323reply
Based on what?
GermanyBernd2021-05-10 18:01:02 · 5yNo. 114324reply
On coolnes.
SloveniaBernd2021-05-11 13:02:54 · 5yNo. 114350reply
Based on bernds' votes, of course.

United StatesBernd2021-05-09 21:33:52 · 5yNo. 114304reply
I got vaccinated heute
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SloveniaBernd2021-05-10 10:18:25 · 5yNo. 114317reply
your balls were cooked that night
nothing of value was lost tho
United StatesBernd2021-05-10 10:20:17 · 5yNo. 114318reply
You're an annoying retard, kys
SloveniaBernd2021-05-10 11:45:47 · 5yNo. 114319reply
come on dude your banter sucks
New ZealandBernd2021-05-10 14:54:09 · 5yNo. 114320reply
Maybe you should help him out while I film and have the Slovborg suck me off.

GermanyBernd2021-05-10 10:05:14 · 5yNo. 114314reply
Norwegians can't sound angry without being funny.
United StatesBernd2021-05-10 10:16:41 · 5yNo. 114315reply
That's a weird way to phrase it. Germlish is cute

United StatesBernd2021-05-09 01:25:46 · 5yNo. 114259reply
My gf)
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NetherlandsBernd2021-05-09 02:18:29 · 5yNo. 114276reply
Good taste anon ngl
GermanyBernd2021-05-09 09:52:31 · 5yNo. 114281reply
imagine the softness.
GermanyBernd2021-05-09 14:08:56 · 5yNo. 114285reply
I give this arische Zuchtstute 88/14 fuckables.
GermanyBernd2021-05-09 17:46:45 · 5yNo. 114299reply

GermanyBernd2021-05-06 17:21:36 · 5yNo. 114187reply
2020/2021 is the time when you can't even lose your v-card to a hooker.
 
What should Bernd do?
I want to lose it before turning 25, no matter how.
 
inb4 rape
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FinlandBernd2021-05-08 10:07:00 · 5yNo. 114241reply
I'm truly disgusted to find that this place is full of keins wtf
SloveniaBernd2021-05-08 14:09:29 · 5yNo. 114245reply
when you realise the /r9k/ infestation was not actually bernds
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-09 02:19:11 · 5yNo. 114277reply
Nod really. Keins get banned here
 
Bummer :(
FinlandBernd2021-05-09 06:10:09 · 5yNo. 114280reply
KC int was the original nogf board, r9k are just imitators

SpainBernd2021-04-30 15:34:55 · 5yNo. 113965reply
>banned from fourchan for 3 days for posting pascal quote
 
does this happen in your country, /int/?
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GermanyBernd2021-05-08 09:40:39 · 5yNo. 114239reply
5-10 more active posters and this place would be heaven ;_;
FinlandBernd2021-05-08 10:05:42 · 5yNo. 114240reply
everyonejust needs to bost more
AustraliaBernd2021-05-09 01:54:06 · 5yNo. 114267reply
Lmao. I suppose it's more that you're image-text posting rather than just posting the quote.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-09 02:16:23 · 5yNo. 114273reply
Just post some more fam

GermanyBernd2021-05-05 21:06:39 · 5yNo. 114171reply
Name one good thing and one bad thing your parents did to you in your childhood.
Also, is there something you would do better if you had children? Or maybe you already have?
 
 
Good thing:
They forced me to learn the violin. I first loved it, then hated it (they wouldn't let me stop "because I already started"), but now love it again.
 
 
Bad thing:
They are both from traditional, religious families so talking about interactions between men and women has always been a taboo topic and when I became a teenager and my mum started to nag me / make fun of me for mentioning that I did some stuff with girls, I became very closed towards this topic and even started to avoid girls in school, starting from age 12 or so.
This played a big part in my life of becoming a Bernd.
 
 
What I would do better:
I've got a problem with my eyes, and despite me saying that I do neither need any special tools in school nor any big printed versions of our work sheets, my parents did not listen to me and made the teachers treat me like a special snowflake which lead to bullying, obviously.
I will take care that I will not do something similar to my future children and teach them what I learned against bullies.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-08 11:14:06 · 5yNo. 114243reply
Mother help me study, father taught me (mostly by me being close and looking) working with my hands.
 
I dont know about bad things. They were people of their time trying to raise their children as good as they could.

ItalyInvitation to the WebringBernd2021-05-07 21:21:07 · 5yNo. 114218reply
Hey, international friends,
We are a group of several small imageboards, colloquially we call ourselves "The Webring". We connect our imageboards to each other in order to advertise them to other anonymous friends, as well as to help them in times of need and organize intra-boards competitions like the Infinity Cup.
 
We were looking for new members and I stumbled upon your website. If you're interested, please check out websites such as smuglo.li or kind.moe for more information. You can also check out how many boards are part of our group from https://smuglo.li/webring.json
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SloveniaBernd2021-05-07 22:44:18 · 5yNo. 114225reply
sounds like weebcancer and noncery
GermanyBernd2021-05-07 22:46:08 · 5yNo. 114226reply
You seem like a nice person, I hope you don't starve in Italy fren.
ItalyBernd2021-05-07 22:57:21 · 5yNo. 114228reply
Thanks, it's just a proxy though
Doesn't that describe most imageboards though
GermanyBernd2021-05-07 22:59:40 · 5yNo. 114229reply
Yes but not ours, we prefer to not have them here.

United StatesGermany to introduce gold star for unvaccinatedBernd2021-05-06 12:01:15 · 5yNo. 114176reply
https://t.me/disclosetv/1962
 
Hope all bernds have taken bill gates vax otherwise you aren't aloud out)
SloveniaBernd2021-05-06 13:42:27 · 5yNo. 114177sagereply
shoo shoo schizo
SwedenBernd2021-05-06 13:49:54 · 5yNo. 114178reply
Good, I hope all antivax retards get gassed
GermanyBernd2021-05-07 19:58:20 · 5yNo. 114216reply
Why so angry? Just get your shots, be safe and relax, right? Right...?
SwedenBernd2021-05-07 21:23:09 · 5yNo. 114219reply
Because antivaxers are disgusting subhuman retards. Why not rage at them?

United States@NeinholdBernd2021-05-05 23:02:37 · 5yNo. 114173reply
Follow me on twitter
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GermanyBernd2021-05-07 16:41:57 · 5yNo. 114213reply
Deal with it.
GermanyBernd2021-05-07 17:36:40 · 5yNo. 114214reply
There are a shit ton of normies who don't have twitter.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-07 19:03:53 · 5yNo. 114215reply
 
What's edgy is telling it like it is so important that you don't have twitter
SloveniaBernd2021-05-09 17:15:12 · 5yNo. 114295sagereply
I have ans twitters and I didn't follow OP

GermanyBernd2021-05-07 10:48:25 · 5yNo. 114206reply
Did you ever think about what happens to your online stuff after you die?
 
Steam account full of games, all my photos and videos.
Someone would have to have access to my password manager and phone to get access to that.
 
Is there a recommenced way of preparing a will for online stuff?
New ZealandBernd2021-05-07 13:07:17 · 5yNo. 114209reply
Wouldn't it be normally included into a regular will except that you'd include the password and username to whomever you've entrusted your digital ghosts to?
I don't see the point. There's do much entertainment around and torrenting is much easier and cheaper than many think. What I'm more concerned with is the amount of cryptocurrency being lost to ghosts.
GermanyBernd2021-05-07 13:49:50 · 5yNo. 114210reply
Never thought about it.
 
I have a WoT and a LoL account which are both worth a few hundred euros thanks to rare tanks and high elo, but what other than ibcluding the passwords in the will could I possibly do?
 
Also, once I die, those two games will most likely be dead too.
 
All my photos, videos, and torrented games are on my HDDs so unless you aren't a cloudfag I don't see a reason to even think about this.
GermanyBernd2021-05-07 13:51:57 · 5yNo. 114211reply
Bernd will be forever on Tinder even after his dead.
Forever alone ;_;

United StatesBernd2021-04-29 00:15:01 · 5yNo. 113919reply
I hate Germans so much
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New ZealandBernd2021-05-06 11:45:12 · 5yNo. 114175reply
Good question. Probably a very small few since they can double dip for the hiking and then visit the overpriced Hobbiton.
Honestly it ain't worth it.
TurkeyBernd2021-05-06 18:38:58 · 5yNo. 114195reply
Imagine living in bilbos comfy house...
SloveniaBernd2021-05-06 19:37:12 · 5yNo. 114196reply
There is man in Slovenia who built himself such.
TurkeyBernd2021-05-06 19:58:33 · 5yNo. 114197reply
Well at least he tried lel

GermanyBernd2021-05-05 17:04:58 · 5yNo. 114154reply
Will Battlefield 6 be good again? The last BF I played was BC2
 
All I want is commanders, respawn only at squad leader and custom servers back.
TurkeyBernd2021-05-05 17:07:21 · 5yNo. 114155reply
Last good BF was 4, and even 4 has lots of flaws. Then it went to shit pretty rapidly.
Looking forward for total destruction tho seems like fun idea.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-05 21:29:30 · 5yNo. 114172reply
I remember the OG BF1, those were the times. Played BF2 too and tried secret weapons and vietnam once or twice. Wasted a lot of time with BF3, played for a little time BF4 and a bit BF1
 
Thanks you for reading my contribution.
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