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United StatesBernd2021-05-15 13:02:44 · 5yNo. 114559reply
A young zika Mosquito went out flying for the first time in its life. The father asked, "How does it feel?;" The mosquito replied; "It was Great! Everyone was clapping for me. The father then replied, "They weren't clapping for you, you idiot, they wanted to kill you. the more they clapped, the greater the chance you had to die.
 
 
Lesson:
 
In life, not all the people who celebrate you are well-wishers
MongoliaBernd2021-05-15 13:28:06 · 5yNo. 114560reply
Look on the bright side, the mosquito is still alive to know
GermanyBernd2021-05-15 19:20:45 · 5yNo. 114585sagereply
Why do you need this lesson for life if nobody ever celebrated you?

GermanyBernd2021-05-14 20:11:03 · 5yNo. 114494reply
I'm a semi-bernd. I'm not really a keinbernd, but I have managed to get laid before and I haven't given up on life. My last phase of being on dating apps was not very succesful. I managed to get one date per week for a couple of months, but they didn't lead anywhere and then my matches dried up again. Since there aren't any good alternatives atm to get laid or gf, I will go back to dating apps. But I want to prepare the best way I can and if there is interest I will keep you updated. If not I'll stop posting about it. Anyway, so here is phase 1):
 
- Getting good photos -
 
There are a bunch of photos I have used on dating apps and I noticed vastly different success rates depending on which pictures I used. (Text descriptions were also different but I'm not sure how much they mattered.) For example a picture shot by a professional photographer seemingly doubled my matched, a picture with a cute dog quadrupled my matches.
 
Photos are the single most important factor for getting matches and the first important step. There are a bunch of guidelines on how to take good pictures and even empirical data about what kind of pictures lead to matches (I will elaborate in an upcoming post). But for now I want to recommend photofeeler.com as a way to test the attractiveness of the pictures you already have. I will test all pictures I have and take new ones and test them, until I have 3-4 pictures that are rated above average in attractiveness.
 
In the next step I will research which kind of picture is best for online dating, how to take such pictures and maybe go a bit into editing photos. (By that I mean cropping, adjusting lighting etc, not changing the face or things like that.)
 
Any thoughts so far?
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GermanyBernd2021-05-14 21:40:05 · 5yNo. 114500reply
Pictures never portray you 100% realistically, anyway. And if you have 3-4 different pictures, I think someone will still get a somewhat realistic view of what you look like without catfishing.
 
I'm also trying to improove the way I look irl, though. I have started doing a skincare routine, which also just makes me feel nicer. And having a fresh haircut and trimmed beard vastly improoves my looks.
United StatesBernd2021-05-14 23:45:17 · 5yNo. 114501sagereply
GermanyBernd2021-05-15 01:01:46 · 5yNo. 114506reply
So you really want to be reduced to your looks and be chosen only by them?
 
This alone is a reason why I never even downloaded a single dating app.
I'm not a product in a supermarket that people choose based on its package and price tag, and I also don't want to find my love that way.
 
I can not imagine that long lasting and happy relationships are born on these apps, at least not many.
GermanyBernd2021-05-15 07:37:27 · 5yNo. 114516reply
Nah, but looks are always the first step and being attractive has benefits outside the dating world, too. With photofeeler and skills around taking and editing pictures, I will be able to make more professional pictures of myself for business purposes and find ways to improve my looks irl. Attractive people get more promotions, earn more, etc.
 
I also want to improve my personality, but that will be a more difficult project. And in the world of online dating, looks come first and then personality, which is what texting and dates are for.
 
However, I agree that dating apps are inefficient and overall not a very good investment of time. But in the present situation I don't see any other way to make meaningful connections with women. And in the past I have managed to get a very nice fwb for a while and got a friend from using tinder.
 
Once the opportunity for more real life interactions arises, I will go there, too.

GermanyBernd2021-05-11 18:41:45 · 5yNo. 114365reply
Germany's next chancellor. Rate!
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TurkeyBernd2021-05-14 11:43:55 · 5yNo. 114483reply
Well at least by the looks of Merkel you could tell she wasted her life on politics, this one looks like baltics tier generic puppet to me.
GermanyBernd2021-05-14 20:32:37 · 5yNo. 114496reply
Seems cringe but all German politicians seem cringe tbh
GermanyBernd2021-05-14 20:57:47 · 5yNo. 114498reply
German newspaper Bild said Putin is against her so I'm.
TurkeyBernd2021-05-15 04:31:09 · 5yNo. 114512reply
based

Saint PetersburgBernd2021-05-13 21:18:25 · 5yNo. 114458reply
So, is this shithole still a circlejerk of 4 people with mod banning everything he doesn't like personally?
I've left the place time ago, how things are going here?
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RussiaBernd2021-05-14 19:26:17 · 5yNo. 114490reply
He's not banned so BO doesn't care much about the future of dis place
GermanyBernd2021-05-14 19:29:57 · 5yNo. 114491sagereply
Oh, boo-hoo.
All you contributed to this board in the last 3 months is crying for the ban of Slovenia.
 
How is it possible to get so butthurt about a single poster that doesn't even spam/shitpost?
Are you хорошо in heada, vladislav?
RussiaBernd2021-05-14 19:31:59 · 5yNo. 114492reply
What I contributed to this board is the fact that you're all here lmoa
No disrespect to BO though, just cannot agree with his decision.
GermanyBernd2021-05-14 20:34:52 · 5yNo. 114497reply
So you were the russian who advertised this board around september 2019? Because that's the time I learned about this place.
I thought that was the BO.

SloveniaBernd2021-05-12 20:13:02 · 5yNo. 114407reply
I want to go on /war/ and make a threda about palestine-israel shitshow but I haven't been following it enough and don't feel competent enough to start it myself
FinlandBernd2021-05-14 09:18:20 · 5yNo. 114477reply
 
Both should be nuked tbh

GermanyBernd2021-05-13 06:04:51 · 5yNo. 114419reply
I want my surname as a domain. Doesn't matter if .de, .eu, .com or .net
But they are all taken.
Two forward to another domain.
One is a IT company with a self signed ssl certificate.
And the last just doesn't load anything.
 
How likely do you think is it that one of the domains will just run out at some point?
Is there any way to be notified when that happens?
 
How expensive do you think it would be to buy it from them?
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GermanyBernd2021-05-13 12:19:32 · 5yNo. 114431reply
I once had a .gg domain for some gaming server who I made a website for and some americans wanted to buy it from me, I asked for 50 dollars but they didn't want to pay.
 
Make a whois look up
https://whois.domaintools.com/
 
However it doesn't seem to be too reliable, it shows krautchan.net as expired and available since ~2 weeks but that doesn't seem to be the case.
GermanyBernd2021-05-13 14:46:27 · 5yNo. 114443reply
Yes I am using a domain like that for now but it really annoys me.
 
I also have my surname as a .gg domain but I had problems when sending mails from that domain. They .gg TLD doesn't seem to be that trusted.
Also people will find it strange if you tell them you mail address is [email protected]
GermanyBernd2021-05-13 14:59:32 · 5yNo. 114444reply
>I had problems when sending mails from that domain. They .gg TLD doesn't seem to be that trusted.
Understandable. I don't really trust unusual TLDs, either and these new xyz TLDs and so on still seem weird to me. I'm not even that old...
 
>Also people will find it strange if you tell them you mail address is [email protected]
Is that boomers who think you can only have aol and gmail accounts?
SloveniaBernd2021-05-13 19:02:48 · 5yNo. 114453reply
I've had people think they sent me mails, who automatically put in gmail.
I don't have a gmail account.

RussiaI HATE CAPITALISMBernd2021-05-04 19:37:39 · 5yNo. 114102reply
How do we kill it???
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GermanyBernd2021-05-10 22:41:52 · 5yNo. 114331reply
CO₂ isn't bad since it helps mother earth to get rid of gods biggest mistake.
SloveniaBernd2021-05-10 23:33:59 · 5yNo. 114332reply
why yes I read NASA's blogs and their youtube channel how did you know?
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2016/carbon-dioxide-fertilization-greening-earth
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-11 00:14:29 · 5yNo. 114333reply
 
There was a time I was watching JPL lectures. Pretty good to get the basics of several missions.
 
Also this video with weed was intense for me.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-13 11:10:19 · 5yNo. 114426reply
'Achieving Our Country: Leftist Thought in Twentieth-Century America is a 1998 book by American philosopher Richard Rorty'

NetherlandsBernd2021-05-11 17:46:07 · 5yNo. 114361reply
Where do I find amphetamines in Utrecht?
GermanyBernd2021-05-11 17:47:55 · 5yNo. 114362sagereply
Not a wise idea to buy thwm on the street.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-13 02:02:18 · 5yNo. 114414reply
Yeah that is true...

RussiaBernd2021-05-11 01:41:16 · 5yNo. 114335reply
Why are we actually okay with that fucking piece of shit still posting here?
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SloveniaBernd2021-05-12 15:36:21 · 5yNo. 114400reply
>being known by a name
A name I didn't choose myself
 
But alas, when you're a prolific shitposter on a rare countryball, you become recognisable, whether you want it or not.
GermanyBernd2021-05-12 15:46:42 · 5yNo. 114401reply
You could also deny being Slovborg and post about a topic you never posted before to create the illusion of different Slovenian users. Just an idea.
New ZealandBernd2021-05-12 16:44:51 · 5yNo. 114402reply
Then he'd be a samefag. Don't be silly, my friend.
NetherlandsBernd2021-05-13 01:59:31 · 5yNo. 114412reply
Fuck off sh*rter. I have already tripled quality in this place.

SloveniaBernd2021-05-12 10:06:00 · 5yNo. 114385reply
>chinese scientists actually publish studies on correlation between phenotypes and diseases
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31155445/
wtf I love china now
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GermanyBernd2021-05-12 11:26:51 · 5yNo. 114390reply
When will they start to modify DNA so I can have big tiddy anime gfs irl?
KansasBernd2021-05-12 11:52:26 · 5yNo. 114392reply
You overinterpret such cases
t. Science pro
SwedenBernd2021-05-12 14:10:21 · 5yNo. 114395reply
2026
t. knower
SloveniaBernd2021-05-12 18:14:17 · 5yNo. 114405reply
ok now important question, when can I expect smol titty athletic tomboy gf?

United StatesBernd2021-05-08 16:45:05 · 5yNo. 114246reply
I just ate a bacon cheeseburger, 10 chicken nuggets & a large fry from burger king
 
It only cost $5 plus tip/taxes total
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United StatesBernd2021-05-11 05:39:46 · 5yNo. 114339reply
Horsecock pizza
RussiaBernd2021-05-11 12:48:37 · 5yNo. 114349reply
Is that THE mr. hands?
New ZealandBernd2021-05-11 13:45:33 · 5yNo. 114355reply
Da but that's not the video of his death, its another one of his multiple escapades
GermanyBernd2021-05-11 18:12:16 · 5yNo. 114364reply
haha such a classic carter

United StatesBernd2021-05-09 00:41:20 · 5yNo. 114256reply
I am tired of pedo kc. I just wish this place was more active.
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FinlandBernd2021-05-11 15:51:15 · 5yNo. 114357reply
Ah, fair enough. But Helmut, or whatever the admin's stage name is again, surely lives in Germany and German bolis needs to be on board for him to be arrested
New ZealandBernd2021-05-11 16:57:03 · 5yNo. 114359reply
The bolis won't do anything.
I'm willing to donate money towards removing this man and having you coup the site.
Maybe you could work out a plan to remove a few other board owners too hmmm?
FinlandBernd2021-05-11 17:05:35 · 5yNo. 114360reply
i dont have what it takes to do that
New ZealandBernd2021-05-11 18:10:40 · 5yNo. 114363reply
Fugging coward fennoswede

New ZealandBernd2021-05-09 13:54:00 · 5yNo. 114282reply
At work I was thinking how much I need a mommy gf to cuddle, and suffocate in her breasts. After the lulling day dream, I pondered which country would be better to find a voluptuous mommy gf to go on trips with and generally be at ease from the sufferings of life. So I rounded it down to the Ukraine and Georgia, unless someone can interject and provide some better information on the procurement of a mommy gf.
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New ZealandBernd2021-05-11 11:01:13 · 5yNo. 114344reply
But won't their brothers kill me?
United StatesBernd2021-05-11 11:40:20 · 5yNo. 114345reply
Not Georgians
SloveniaBernd2021-05-11 12:36:09 · 5yNo. 114347reply
no risk no gain
you just need to convince them your family is crazier than them, simple as
New ZealandBernd2021-05-11 13:46:27 · 5yNo. 114356reply
If only I had a crazy family worth vouching for.

United StatesBernd2021-05-10 15:39:35 · 5yNo. 114321reply
I have the shitpost of the month, underrated post of the month AND the serious discussion of the month
 
Get on my lvl
GermanyBernd2021-05-10 15:43:03 · 5yNo. 114322reply
United StatesBernd2021-05-10 17:31:14 · 5yNo. 114323reply
Based on what?
GermanyBernd2021-05-10 18:01:02 · 5yNo. 114324reply
On coolnes.
SloveniaBernd2021-05-11 13:02:54 · 5yNo. 114350reply
Based on bernds' votes, of course.
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